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Show THE RICH COUNTY NEWS, RANDOLPH. UTAH i:::J If Yea Yea a riffleto M Shc:lt Kawtto Have yon ever stopped to season why is that so many products that are, extensively advertised, all at once drop out jf sight and are soon forgotten? The reason is plain the article aid not fnlfill the promises of the manufacturer. This applies more particularly to a medinine. A medicinal preparation that has real curative value almost sells itself, as like tn endless chain system the remedy is recommended by those who have been benefited, to those who are in need of it. Take for A prominent druggist says a .xample Dr. Kilmers Swamp-Boo- t, reparation I have sold, for many years ind never hesitate to recommend, for in almost every case it shows excellent remits, as many of my customers testify. No other kidney remedy has so large a t cellaneous jobs.. He topped off by becommandant of the naval asylum ing lsl That Incandescent globe over in Philadelphia, which was the ' most ' ' '' your head yet man had mastered miscellaneous job of alL 1852 at the age of 82 In He died a for electricity years before he knew was burled with appropriate honcharged wire In vacuum would give and such brilliancy. That differential on ors In the Brandywine cemetery, Wilyour tear auto axle yet rear axles mington. were abominations before genius SMOKERS equalized turning speeds by a triplet and gear of utter simplicity. FOB genuinethe resourcefulness American bluejacket Life is full of mechanical miracles. has no equal the world over. Give him We take them for granted. half a chance, the skinniest hint of an belong to the class. After Idea, and youll get more action than a four years of war every one knows d comet what a Is. Fits In the gun, Smokers prove It The fleet has flare-back or to you know, prevent them Saturday nights now and then. leakage of powder gas on firing. like stag parties ashore in a Breech-plu- g is Just a round chunk TheyreBut think of a thousand stags of steel threaded to screw Into the way. half and thousand a guests! Picture guns back end after loading. It Is them young and vigorous, and curbing pierced by a small hole In Its center. the ardor of their spirits by the same Mushroom stem fits Into this hole. of restraint that gives them It really looks like a mushroom just strength to fight like men. Wg enough to enter the gun. When The band plays and the movies explosion rocks. the earth and sours move, and the Irish bosun warbles his Mrs. Jones milk ten miles away the seagoing best. Up goes a tremenjus projectile gets an awful boot In Its roar. The heavy-weigof rear. The mushrooms face filling the the North Atlantic fleet champeen bellows an 1, breech gets an equal and opposite boot official announcer. Follow six vicious Gases do the booting. Fiery, furious rounds In a tarred circle, decks masses of gases, rending heaven and sanded for blood as rope of old. earth asunde to escape. Its the heat But Its most fun to trade with anof their passionate desire that gives other nation. In Cherbourg some years the shell its kick. Were there any ago ten Pollus visited the flagship tarry other avenue of escape never would as a committee to invite the crews of shell. they bother with a half-to- n to a Christmas American So breech must be sealed tight Be- celebration ashore. tween mushroom and plug Is put a pad There ; was no volunteering. All of G5 per cent asbestos and 35 per hands knew the fun to come. Lots had cent tallow worked up Into a solid cir- to be drawn. On the gala night cular form. Volcanic pressure upon husky descendants of Lamushroom face squeezes the pad fayettes cheres amis lined the Cheragainst the plug. In helpless agony bourg quay and lockstepped up to the its edges protrude. They squash town halL For the evening ropes were down. against he gun tube and check effectuk ally escape of gas. Hence, Light wines and beer flowed freely. Great heaps of cakes, pastry such as pad. But that Is common knowledge. The only French maids can make, disapInteresting point Is historical. Naval peared as If by the wand of a fairy. guns stuck over the side. To load To say twas merry is like calling was once molten metal warm. them muzzle-way- s runnlng-I- n A giant Christmas tree stood at one necessary. But runnlng-l- n took time. So our worthy forbears built breech end Constellations of colored candles loaders. Whiskers were then In vogue. sparkled through its branches from top to bottom. Under each candle Alas, (he cruelty of war Breech loaders worked to beat the band. But the hung a package, one gift for each very first broadside scorched side- guest. A French host held up burns, goatees, moustachlos, and chin-ner- s, from their proud owners chins his hand Dear friends. It is beautiful this night that you should be Joyand cheeks. Gases did It Gases that leaked ful with us. Now, pointing gracefully toward the tree, shall we have the through the unsealed breeches. were presents? In consequence breech-loader- s The brief speech was well said. But pronounced failures. So powerful Is fashion. And for years and years our unfortunately It . was lit French, a feared language not commonly spoken, in our whiskered great navy. And unfortunately one of them. them started forward. k Until the simple expedient of Instant action resulted. The Yankees came. JJut Isnt it the Irony of They swept the tree from Its sall-- . charged. fate that one sees smooth-face- d ors now? The great discovery came moorings. They swept It through the great halls after window. In a roar. - too late. ing rollicking mob they swept It down Too late for whiskers, yes. the street and into their waiting boats. Call It rude and rowdy. Sniff and JACOB JONES turn awajr. Youre wrong. That was don't they mean? said the grandest example of resource and JOHN PAUL,when the U. S. S. Jacob Initiative some of us will ever know. Jones was sunk. No, there was no mistake. This OLD INVENTIONS LIVE too much In the present. destroyer was named after another We call ours a spectacular age. naval hero nearly a generation youngWe call It our age. We are wrong, er than the Illustrious founder of our ' ' navy. egoistically In error. And our egoism JIggy. as our friends are said to blinds us to what has gone before. , have called him, had an extraordinary Men marvel at the precision of career. His education was unique in modern artillery fire. The miracle so that he began as a doctor, shifted to they say which makes tills possible Is law, and finally showed his good sense the aircraft spotting. Men rise high above the target trenches and observe by joining the navy. He was first heard of near Smyrna, directly the flight and fall- - of projecDelaware, In 17C8 where his feverish tiles. By wireless to the guns ranges father was prancing up and down the are corrected to put the next salvo front porch taking two to one money crashing over the enemy. we ejaculate with fatuous on Jakes being twins or a girl. My how marvelous It is! After 31 years of the hardships of confoundment, civil life he entered naval life as a And yet If we took the trouble to pry midshipman. His first ship was the a musty volume from our shelf we frigate United States on which he could read the Identical story already served in the French war and learned half a century old. When Commodore how to dodge cannon balls and scurvy. Foote bombarded Island No. 10 In the In 1803 he transferred to the Phil- Mississippi river he sent up a naval adelphia In time to get In the Barbary officer in his kite balloon, the Eagle. pirates row. Ignominously the vessel From an altitude of some 2,000 feet grounded In the harbor of Tripoli and the birdman (old papers used the term) discovered that his guns were JIggy became a prisoner of war. After 20 months in the Jug he was shooting high. He signalled changes released. On his return and after he of range until' they "bulled. We shivered and shook, or some of had blown In all the money he had on the books, he put in a placid cruise us did, over the sudden submarine onin southern waters on the Adams slaught which struck the World way and on the Argus. frightfulness. Yet our own strategists In 1810 be became skipper of the planned and In part executed Just such Wasp."' First crack out of the box a blockade along the coast of our used by he captured the brig "Dolphin and southern states. The not long afterward the British war-ehi- p the Germans embodied the substance "Frolic. The latter engagement of American inventions. , and gloom we With goose-fles- h was pretty much of a brawl and Jlg-gy-s ship got all cut up. But as luck studied lurid portrayals of the night n attacks abroad. Yet our very own War would have It the enemys Poictlers butted In at this moment department equipped Its signal forces dT and captured our hero and his cap- In 1863 with powerful calcium lights by means of which a tives as weflL He was paroled in Bermuda where force of 2,000 men could work at night be put on a great deal of flesh while as well as by daylight A good imicould waning for a chance to make some tation of the modern star-shebe dropped from the aerostats. And more history. For some years afterward he fooled both white and colored signal torches about with several big ships without were sent up by small balloons. Final7 ly the observer could telegraph direct having Any great opportunity to himself. Finally he took the from his basket to the commanding Macedonian to the Mediterranean colonel five miles away. All this taught the Confederates to but was captured by an Algerine brig They used dummy and for the fourth time cast into a use camouflage. guns and put up green branches to dungeon. ' After peace was declared he com- conceal the real ones. In one part of . manded the Mediterranean squadron, the lines 300 men wore engaged In this . . ran a navy yard, and had other mis work. GAS CHECK . OW simple each ale. According to sworn Kilmers ' . 1 74-gu- ll the west Her eyes lingered appreciatively on the bright green sky, with splotches of red and orange stretched across Its spacious breadth. Clasping her hands with Joy, she clouds sazed at the flimsy, of yellow, splashed across the heavens. Several fishes were flying Jn the sky, while birds could be seen in the waters below, swimming end drinking. Then her eyes turned toward where a few ocean liners sped across the horizon, with sails unfurled; a fisherman's castle, and the lowly fisher outside cleaning some fish, seated on a stool In a patch of red , mtfy lyaa gromtt nib willy tta burton af tm. Sut at Gttfrtetmaa it alamga ia gamtg; Qftp fyeartaf tip mti fomta toatwwa atti fair. Anfc tta amtl fult af tttuair brrafca fcrrtfi an 1 air, Dlpn tip axmg af tip atupla ia Bang. 3t ia ranting, alb rarfy it ia ramittg taaiglft! . ntip anamflakra tlyat ranrr tfyg anii aith b fait gnttlr mljitr, 0ttp fat aftlp ii ant Anb ftr ttnirr af lip trlla rotfy Miglft Sty odd-looki- d grass. Wonderful! cried the young lady. This is really, the prettiest picture London AnI have ever painted. ffllyriat-ffllyil- swers. CHyriat-fflljil- , 3 g jL F arr tip rlfilbmt af 8ab. ffigat manhinb DYE RIGHT fat af ft? Iptmbbat mag tnalk in tip ffrlb fat af Iplfeat fyatm train, Ctym Buy only Diamond Dyes tip rnararl ta martala rmalrb OTptt tip attorn tmmgrta af OUptatmaa lyatm grakb, rfyilbrot af CSab. 0lpt mattkinb arr fga, ttjta ia , 1 ' OF MODERN ART The young lady looked before her with entranced gaze. , She looked lovingly on the purple sun as it arose In , WE Address 7 ' ' Post. Small Wonder Young Lady Artist Exulted as She Gazed on Her Completed Painting. 1 gas-chec- by Parcels PERFECTION ht gas-chec- is due to the fact, t Or. Kilmer A Co., Binghamton, N. Y., ind enclose ten cents; also mention this oaper. large and medium .size bottles 'or sale at all drug stores. Adv. ; ... Swamp-Boo- Mvamp-Eo- two-taile- gas-che- two-hundr- ana so many people claim, that it fulfills almost every' wish in overcoming kidney,, liver and bladder' ailments; corrects urinary troubles and neutralizer the uric acid which causes rheumatism. You may receive a sample bottle oi ' ar statements verified testimony of thousands who hs-- S used the preparation, the success of Dr. Gas-chec- men-of-w- ; So, this is just what they did. Charlie had the first bump. When he picked up his package he found that he had a round hole with a square peg in it. There was a bit of paper tied to the peg, and on it was written: Get Fto the right place. Harrys bump brought down a square hole with a round peg in It Its paper said: Dont get Into the wrong place. Then Frank gave a bump, that was a regular butt and he held np a square hole with a square' peg In It These words were with them : A place for everybody, and everybody In. his place. When Dick bumped, he go a round hole and a round peg. . What does this mean? he shouted. The same thing, answered Frank. Sure, said Chauncey. Chauncey was the littlest He was so little that he used to take his doll to bed with aim and talk over with It before he went to sleep, the things they had done that day. And he had He just learned that word sure. was so proud of it that he used to say It to his father instead of yeth sir. Chauncey would soon learn that sure was not as nice as yeth sir. Then the girls said It was their turn and they began to bump. . Ruth got an alphabet, so as to learn not to say hikjlmnop. a headache In her Sarah had knee, so Mary bumped for her. Down came a pair of rubbers and Mary put them on "Inside outwards. Just to try them. Then they all bumped, the tree for Chauncey, who wasnt big enough to bump hard enough to male anything fall. - Such a lot of things tumbled off. There was a baseball glove Ruth tried It on and her hand looked like a hassock; a breastpin Sarah pinned It on her sleeve, where she could see It; two doll dress patterns; a new dolls hat a small hat ; a set of dishes, a dolls high chair; and a tooth' Peter and the Mulberry Tree 7 By Christopher Grant Hazard door. . Come In, they shouted. What do you suppose? It was Santa Claus. ' He marched In with stockings . for them that were all bulging and bursting with good things. What fun they had with him and with all the things be . had brought. They had such a good time that some of it spread away around .(he corner to a house that Santa Claus had not visited . OME dogs have names. . There was Caspar, the pup. He had a name, but he was too young to. know it There was old dog Barker. My father used to make Barker sit up and listen. Father would say to me, No orderly boy would leave his hat on the floor like that. Barker wouldnt do It, If he were a boy. Then Barker would bark, once.'1 Then my father would ask Barker If he was a good dog, and Barker would bark-twlcSome dogs have no names. The little black and white dog across the street Is just a dog, but be will come when you whistled . There is a dog near here who knows the butcher cart when he see? it coming. He drives all the bens out of the yaid, so be can pick up the scraps of meat that fall from the ca't while e. of meat that fall from the cart while the butcher Is getting the meat ready. This dog hasnt any name. He is so selfish that be isnt worth naming. -Once there was a tree, and It had a name. It was a mulberry tree. The man that owned the tree bad a dog, too. His name was Peter, and no little dog was pver more 'fond of meat than Peter was of mulberries. He would bunt around In the grass, under the mulberry tree, until he had found every mulberry that had fallen down. Then he would run against the tree and bump down a lot more. Some children heard ' about Peter and the mulberry tree and It made them think of something. It made them think of fixing up a Christmas, tree, with many Httle packages upon It like mulberries and Ihcn bumping the things off for 0brlBtma! gifts. , . Youthful Discernment.' The teacher In one of the grades asked her young pupils to write es' says, character sketches. Up went one little hand. May I write aboilt you, Miss Brown? Certainly, said Miss Brown, po. litely. The essay when completed read as follows : She is my teacher. She has hair and green beads. She is smart, and she does not like' you If you are not smart She has nice manners, and pretty clothes and Is soft of speech wh-i not mad. , - amber-- colored yet ' , Each package of Dlam contains directions so simple woman can diamond-dy- e wori skirts, waists, dresses, coats) stockings sweaters, draperies thing, whether wool, silk, linen, cotton or mixed goods, new, rich fadeless colors. Have druggist show you Diamond Dyes Color Card. Adv. that this was the very best gift of a1. Then, just as they were going to go downstairs, there came a rap at the So, everybodv had something. r This is what God ' meant the Christmas tree for. After their visit to the poor children, they all went home laughing and happy enough to wait a whole year for a new crop of Christmas cheer just as the dog Peter, has to wait until another season for a new crop of mulberries. , li2t. Waters Newspaper Union.) Hows TL.3? HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE Wfll do what we claim tor It cure Catanh or Deafness caused by Catarrh. We do not claim to cure any other dlaease. HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE Is a Quid, taken internally, and acts through the blood upon the mucous surfaces of the Bystem, thus reducing the Inflammation and restoring normal conditions. . All Druggists. Circulars tree. F. J. Cheney A Co., Toledo, Oidc. ; Oh, How True! The class was studying gender p.v-had been asked to give the feuiinliu form for widower. One of l!.j youngsters offered spinster as the form. The others said widow was the proper word. But a spinster Is the same as a grass widow, Insisted the first child. (. ' 1 k . pick. - ' A duistmas Day Mena - First course Gladness. Love Entrees garnished o theyre not," explained John. grass widow has had a man that with she didnt want and a spinster has wanted a man she didnt have. Insauce dianapolis News. Smiles.' Gentleness, with sweet-win- e of Laughter. Second course Hospitality. In some bouse Hospitality is brought on surrounded with Relatives. In others It Is dished up with Dignitaries. In a third, best of all, it Is served in simple shapes, but with a great variety of Unfortunate Persons such as 'lonely people from lodging houses, poor people of all grades, widows and childless in their affliction. This Is the kmd most preferred ; in fact, never abandoned by those who have tried Chauncey was like the old woman who lived in the shoe. He didnt know what to do with all his things; but he. was careful to use the toothpick every time he took a drink of milk. There was still one package left. It was In the top of the tree. One little girl, her name was Lucy, had not had anything. So the chil; dren let her pull the top of the tree it. Mirth. For dessert down to get this package. Gratitude and Faith beaten togethAnd .there was the dearest doll that ever came off of a Christmas tree. er and run in the molds of solid jrust It had blue eyes that would open and and Patience. Bonbons of Good Cheer and Kind- shut and the cunnlngest frock. mess. Lucy, now the dolls mother, thought - No. A Freshen a Heavy 8k!n With the antiseptic, fascinating Cutl cura Talcum Powder, an exquisitely scented convenient, economical face, skin, baby and dusting powder and perfume. Renders other perfumes superfluous. One of the Cutlcura Toilet Trio (Soap, Ointment, Talcum). Adv. ; j Bison Going Out of Business. The bison of the world number 8, 539 and of these 8,473 are In North America. There are 90 wild and B.303 in captivity in the United States. Tha total number stated above may be reduced by the bperations of the war in Russia, where there were a few be- fore the conflict |