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Show T T ? HCfXfiHy I . I THE flICH COUNTY NEWS, RANDOLPH, UTAH fiiiiimniiiumiimimiiiiiiiiimiiiiiiiink ll SCRIBES AND PHARISEES c WILLIAM ALLEN WHITE siiiiiiiiiiiimiiimiiimiiiimmmmimitn Copyright. IKS, by the Meciei.lso Co. OURS Raisins in Tins - , Freshness of Fresh Fruit iw the freshness of fresh Raisins that you will want to try dainty, tender, juicy, Especially 'delicious in a cake or pie and a seeded of fruit Sun-Ma- id all ready, too. ; Try them next time fruit-mea- ts packed in tins. The tin keeps all the flavor in. No matter when or where you buy them, these raisins have you buy raisins. See how good they are. Mail coupon for free book of tested Sun-Ma- id recipes. Raisins Sun-Mai- d RaUin Grower Dept. N 561-2- Sn-Mi- U Memberthip 13,000 Seeded Sun-Ma- id eine in Rat tin blue-label- ed should cost you no more than the following price: 12 oz. tin, 20c; t oz. tin (cupful site), 15c. Rjuiin Growers, Fresno, California. Please send me copy of your free book, Recipes with Raisins. packages ehould coit you 'no more than the f. Dept Raiiini in Sun-Ma- id Fretao.-Cali- CUT THIS OUT AND SEND IT Sun-Ma- id follow- ing prices: Seeded (in IS oa. blue pig.), 20c; Seediest (in IS ok. red pig.), ISc; Seeded or Seedless (11 ok.), 15c. Street. Citt .State. Another Blow. The Result. So the ladies of the civic league Marjorie and Eddie, twins, had both raided the poker game that has been been told that they must write Jette'a running tor months upstairs over the Palace drug store? asked old Riley Retizidew of Petunia. h I" replied Constable Slack-patte- r. And now, durn It, I aint got a place to loaf of aa evening. Kansas City Star. Eh-ya- ' OYED HER SKIRT, DRESS, SWEATER AND DRAPERIES WITH DIAMOND DYES of thanks for their holiday presents they had just received. Marjorie sat down and quickly wrote: Thank you so much for the fountain pen. Its what Ive always needed. Meanwhile Eddie was chewing the end of his penholder for an Inspiration. As his sister laid aside her first letter, he surreptitiously glanced at It. Then he wrote: Thank you so much for the handkerchiefs. They're what Ive always needed. Be eh package of Diamond Dyes contains directions so simple any woman ean dye or tint her worn, shabby dreseee, to AU Women skirt, waists, eoats, stockings, sweaters, coverings, draperies, hangings, everything, Readers This Paper even if die has never d.vea before. Buy Dia snood Dyes ne other kind then perfect home dyeing is sure because Diamond Dye are guaranteed not to spot, Thousands upon thousands of women fcde, streak, or run. Tell your druggist hive kidney or bladder trouble tad never whether the materiel yon wish to dye is suspect it. Wool or silk, or whether it is linen, cotton Womens complaints often prove to he Or mixed gee. nothing else but kidney trouble, or the result of kidney or bladder disease. Defensive Tactics. If the kidneys are not in a healthy conThe Accused Theres the lawyer dition, they may cause the other organ ere stuck up. It's all up wit us. Hes j to become diseased. Yon may suffer pain in the bade, head-- I to testify against us. and toes of ambition. HU Accomplice Not this time, ho ache Poor health makes yon nervous, irriI've hired him to defend us. table and maybe despondent; it snakes any one so. But hundreds of women claim that Dr. Circulates Widely. by restoring health Mrs, Gsussip (quarreling) I sup-yo- u Kilmer's Swamp-Rooto the kidneys, proved to be just the think what you aay goes, remedy needed to overeom such condiffiudwnd It does If you hear It tions. Many tend for n sample bottle to see what Swamp-Roothe great kidney, liver and bladder medicine, will do for them. By enclosing ten cents to Dr. Kiltner k Co, Binghamton, X. V, yon may receive sample size bottle by parrel post. You ean purchase medium and large tire bottiae at all drug stores. Advertisement. fcapcrtiat of it t, Relief ure FOR INDIGESTION llHWGESTW 6 Bell-an- s Hot water Sure Relief I3EUaANS 25 AND 75 PACKAGFS t, Unkind. The word idiot, writes philologist, did not imply a lack of mentality until the middle of the Seventeenth century. It merely meant an average citizen. But whats the difference? Ex. , change. EVERYWHERE Important ii - r to Mothers Examine carefully every bottle of CASTORIA, tint famous old remedy for Infants and children, and see that it Beam the Signature of In Use for Over 30 Years. Children Cry for Fletcher's Castona - part country culled the West those who live, east of the Alleghanies, and referred to lovingly aa back East by those who dwell west of the Rockies. It is a country town where, as the song goes, you know everybody and they ull know you and the country newspuper office' is the sociul clearing houso. In our little newspaper office we ore all reporters, and we know many things about people that we do not print. As the merest Incident of the dally grfnd. It came to the office that the bank cashier, whose retirement was announced with half a columa of regret, was caught $3,500 short, after 20 years of faithful service, and that his wife sold the homestead to make his shortage good. Though our loathed but esteemed contemporary, the Statesman, specks of our town as this city, and calls the marshal chief of police, we are none the less a country town.' Like hundreds of its kind, our little daily newspaper Is equipped with typesetting machines and is printed from a press, yet It Is only a country newspaper, and knowing this, we refuse to put on city airs. Of course, we print the afternoon Associated Press report on the first page, under formal heads and with some pretense of dignity, but that first puge is the parlor of the paper, as it is of most ft its contemporaries, and in the other pages they and we go around In our shirt sleeves, calling people by their first names ; teasing the hoys and girls tickling the pompous members of the village with straws from time to time, and letting out the- family secrets of the community without much regard for the feelings of the supercilious, Nine or ten thousand people In our town go to bed on this kind of mental pabulum, as do country town dwellers all over the United States, and although we do not claim tlmt it is helpful, we do contend that it does not hurt them. Certainly by poking mild fun at tlte shams the town pharisees we make it more difficult to maintain the class lines which the pretenders would establish. Possibly by printing the news of everything that happens, suppressing nothing on of the respectability of the parties concerned. we may prevent mute from going on with their plans, but this Is mere conjecture, and we do not set it down to our credit. What we maintain Is thnt In printing our little country dailies, we, the scribes, from one end of the world to the other, get more than our share of fun out of life as we go along, and pass aa much of It on to our neighbors aa we can spare. Because we live in country towns, where the only car gongs we hear are on the bakers wagon, and where the horses in the fire department work on the streets, is no reason why city dwellers should assume that we are natives. We have no dialect worth recording save that some of us westerners burr our rs" a little or drop an occasional final g. But you will find that ail the things advertised in the backs of the magazines are in our houses, and that the young men in our towns walking home at midnight, witii their coats over their arms, whistle the same popular airs that lovelorn boys are whistling In New York, Portland. San Francisco or New Orleans that same evening. Our girls are those young pretty, reliant, women whom you see at the summer resorts from Coronado beach to Bustard's bay. In the fall and winter these girls fill the colleges of the East and the state uni verities of the West.-W- e take all the beautiful- - garden works magazines, and our terra-cott- a are - turning out creditable vases d which we pronounce vnhzes." you may be sure for gardens. And though we men for the most, part run our own lawnraowers, add personally took after the work of the college boy who takes care of the horse and the cow for his room, still there are a few of us proud and haughty creatures who have automobiles. At the Sower pqrade in our own little town last October there were ten automobiles In line, decked with paper flowers and laden with pretty girls In lawns and dimities and linens though as a matter of fact most of the linens were only Indian head." And our particular little country paper printed nn Item to the effect that the real social line of cleavage In the town lies not between the outclass set and the devhand-pqlnte- d Cuticura Soap Without Mug S. if OrekerOp BeIeee.Oe. If yon are disappointed with you: mmi ur KeepYbur Morning E yes sun-drie- Iker . d Vin-thro- boar a back-doo- r business. ha agflla la tha authorities, and contonda that tha . word strikea more terror Into the hearts of than the mere name, Marshal 4 . , Furgeson. Next In rank the authorities, In the diplomatic corps of the office, come our advertisers: The proprietors of the White Front Dry Goods store, the Golden Eagle Clothing store, and the Bqe Hive. These men cab come nearer to dictating the papers policy' than the bankers and politicians, who are supposed to control country newswith papers. Though we being the organ" of any of half a dozen politicians whom we happen to speak of kindly at various times, we have little real use for politicians In our office, and a business man who brings In 60 or 70 dollars worth of advertising every month has more Influence with us than all the politicians in the county. This is the situation in most newspaper offices that succeed. nnd when' any other situation prevails, when politicians control editors, the newspapers dont pay well, nnd sooner or later the politicians are bankrupt. The only person In town whom all the merchants desire us to poke fun ap Is Mail Order Petrie. Mail Order Petrie la a miserly old codger who buys everything out of town that he can buy a penny cheaper than the home merg chant sells It. He is a man, so far as that goes, and so stingy that he has been accused of going barefooted In the summer time to save shoes. When he is sick he sends out of town for patent medicines, and for ten years he worked In his truck garden. fighting floods and droughts, bugs nnd blight, to save something like a hundred dollars, which its put In a mail order bank In St. Louis. When It failed he grinned at the fellows who twitted him of his loss, and said: "Oh. come easy, go ensyl" A few years ago he subscribed to a matrimonial paper, and one day he appeared at the office of the probate Judge with a mall order wife, who, when they had been married a few years, went to an orphan asylum and got a mall order baby, Wa have had considerable sport with Mall Order Petrie, and he has become so used to ; It. that he likes it. And this is the material with which we do our days work Mail Order Petrie. Marshal Furgeson. the pretty posed to bo doing evil-doe- . d 5 tQQK HANDY SALT BOX FOR STOCK Among Advantages of ' ReceptacIO Shown In Illustration la That It Can Ba Nailed to Post. One of the handiest salt boxes which I have seen Is made on the order of the one Illustrated. Two or three advantages are at once noticed. Tills box is nailed or bolted to a post near the barn entrance and provided with a lid which projects over the front The front of the box Is. about three Inches lower than the back. It doesn't take the stock long to learn that It Is but necessary to raise tha Ud with hard-workin- evil-doe- rs otees of china, but between the real nobility who wear genlot, put It In the bands of a real estate uine linen nnd the base Imitations who agent. wear Indian head In some towns an Item like thnt SHAVES The contents of a bald mans would mnke people mad. but we have even he if has be valuable head may our people trained to stand a good no lock thereon. deal. They know that It costs thn lanawhwswfatrtMw five cents a line for cards of thunks Potse la the best thing. It keeps aad resolutions of respect, so they one firmly planted on both feet never bring them in. They know that our paper never permits one who was there to report social functions, so that dear old correspondent has re, signed ; and because we have insisted for years on making an Item about the ImSSRCORKS tawmomilcu tmvem MMfort a UMI Mil pftfcfc tfch n M, first tomatoes that are served Id spring IMII orMDl bf fci SaniBUi WUshtMK. at any dinner or reception, together with the cost per pound of the tomaa only IS.S per Clean-Clo- ar r" Own rroaae Olivet. Cs.CWwm.Ss UlMtmln, IS Ike, Writ ftfltotSCiw B li MartiHoolthV toes, the town haa become used to our ' r so-do-ty lutl-ma- te with the HERES Is a little town In that attitude aad does not buss with Indignation when wa poke a risible fincostumes of ger at the home-mad- e the Plymouth Daughters when they present The Mikado to pay for the new pipe organ. , Indeed, so used is the town to our ways'tlmt when there was great talk last winter about Mrs. Frellngheysen for serving fresh strawberries over the ice cream at her luncheon In February. Just after her husband had gone through bankruptcy, Hie called up Miss Larrahee. our editor, on the telephone and asked her to make a little item saying that the strawberries served by Mrs. Frellngheysen at her luncheon were Tills not fresh, bnt merely we did gladly nnd printed her recipe. So, gradually, without our Intending to establish it. a family vernacular has grown up in the paper which our people understand, but which like nil other family vernaculars Is Greek to those outside the circle. Thus we sny : Bill is making his eighth o.ennlal distribution of cigars today for a boy. City papers would print It: Born to Mr. and Mrs, v. IL Parker, a bnhy boy. ' Again we print this Item : Mrs. Merrlmun Is getting ready to lend her fern to the Nortons. June 15." That doesn't mean anything, unless you happen to know that Mrs. Merrl-ma- n has the prettiest Boston fern In town, nnd that no bow window Is properly decorated at any wedding without that fern. In larger towns the same Item would appear thus: ..Cards are out announcing the wedding of Miss Cecil Norton nnd Mr. Collis R. Hatcher at the home of the brides parents. Mr. und Mrs. T..-J- . Norton. 1022 High street. June 15. A plain drunk Is generally referred to In our columns as a guest of Marshal Furgesons Informal house party. disnnd when a group of drunk-anorderlies Is brought in we feel free to sny of their evening diversion that they spent the happy hours, after refreshments, playing progressive hell." And tills hrings us to the consideration of the mo9t important personage with whom we have to deal. In what wq call "social circles, the most important personages are Mrs. Julia Neal p Worthington and Jj.rs, Priscilla Conklin, who keep two hired girls nnd can pay five dollars a week for them when the prevailing price ' .hree. In financial circles the most A Handy Salt Box. their to their nosea and partake , moment they are through the Ud falls back in place, hearts content The thus keeping the contents clean and protected from rain, which often consumes aa much salt as several cows. Dale It. Tan Horn, Nebraska, fit Hoard's Dairyman. CATCH SHEEP IN R1QHT WAY Suffering Could Bo prevent by Little Moro InUlfigsnt and Careful Handling. Much . - Much of the suffering withstood by sheep might be avoided by a little more careful and intelligent handling. Many an ignorant flockowner, catches a sheep by the wool, at anv place ho can get hold of handiest. They do not realize that the akin la very lightly attached to the flesh and that by holding the sheep In this careless manner, the skin Is torn loose from the flesh thus bruising (he innocent sheep. It Is claimed by some authorities that It takes the sheep two months to vecov-e- r from the brutse thus Incurred. The proper way to catch a aheap Is by tho flank, and thus no Injury is Inflicted on the aheep. Even a very largo strong slieep wHI soon give up and stand still when caught la this way. SUPERIOR CROPS FOR SWINE Alfalfa, Clover and Dwarf Eaaax Rape Art Moat Satisfactory Corn la Important. WA Suppressing Nothing On Account sf tho Respectability of Concerned. Important personage la John Markley, who buys real estate mortgages; in political circles the most important liersonage is Charlie Hedrick, who knows the railroad attorneys at. the capital and always can get passes for thecounty delegation to the state convention: In the railroad yard the most Important personage Is the division superintendent, who smokes ten-cecigars and has the only room with a hath at the Hotel Metropole. But with us, In the publication of our newspaper, the most important personage In town Ib Marshal Furgeson. If you ever looked out of the as you passed through town, you undoubtedly saw him at the depot, walking nervously up and down the platform, peering into the faces of strangers. He is ever on the outlook for crooks, though nothing more violent has happened In our county. for years than an assault and battery. But Marshal Furgeson never relinquishes his watch. In winter, clad In his blue uniform and campaign hot. he ia a familiar figure on our streets; and In summer, without coat or vest, with his big silver star on which la stamped "Chief of Police," pinned to his suspender. he may be seen at any point where trouble Is least likely to break out. He Is the only man on the town site whom we are afraid to tease, because he Is our chief source of news. When we . particularly desire to please him we refer to him as the authorities." If the Palace grocery has been Invaded through the hack window and a box of plug tobacco stolen; Mar-shFurgeson ia delighted to read la the papef that the authorities have an Important clew and the arrest may be expected at any time. Ha Is "the If the authorities have authorities. their eyes nn a certain barber shop on South MalB street, which Is sup wj the Parties girls In the flower parade, the wise club women, tha cutgluss society crowd, the proud owner of the automobile, the respectable parties concerned," the proprietor of the Golden Eagle, the clerks la tha Bee Hive, the country crook who aspires to be a professional criminal some day, "the leading citizen, who spends much of his time seeing the eights of his country, the college boys who wear funny clothes and ribbons on their hats, and the politicians, greedy for free advertising. Our busiqess seems to outsiders to be a cruel one, because we have to deal as mere business with such sacred things as death and birth, the meeting and parting of friends, and with tragedies as well as with comedies. Time and again wa have been at the charity of our people. They are always willing to forgive, and be It man or woman who takes a misstep In our town which Is the counterpart of hundreds of- - American towns If the offender shows that he wishes to waik straight, a thousand hands are stretched out to help him aad guide him. It 'la not true that a man or woman who makes a mistake la eternally damned by his fellows. If one persists in wrong after the first misdeed It la not because sheltering love and kindness were not thrown around the wrongdoer. We have In our town women who have done wrong and have lived down their errors Just as men do, and have been forgiven. A hundred times In our office we have talked these., things ever and have been proud of our people and of their humanity. We are all neighbors and friends, and when sorrow cornea, no one Is alone. The towns ' Without doubt the most satisfactory crops for pigs are alfalfa, clover and Dwarf Essex rape. Ia many section It la unprofitable to attempt to establish alfalfa. Dwarf Essex rape, however, In combiaation with the doverw, can be seeded successfully on almaof any type of soil and will yield an abundance of green forage. Usually on land that la productive and well drained, one can calculate on maintaining a ton of live weight In hogs per acre. This means that 20 hegg weighing 100 pounds each ean forego an an acre of feed of this character provided they are fed as much as 2tt pounds of corn per day for each 100 pouada of live weight. WHEY VALUABLE FOR SWIKE la Good Protoln lupplomont for Fattening Plgo Too able ta Watt. In Ration Vatu- - ' Whey, when properly combined with corn apd grain for pigs. Is a good pro-tel- a supplement In the ration too valuable to be wasted. It la commonly rated that 1.000 pouada of erdtaary good whey la .worth 100 pounds of earn meal as a pig fattener. This would make whey.' worth about oun-hal-f tho value of skim mUk In tbo ration. , POINTS Food - FOR STEER FEEDERS Eaten Above That Necessary lo What Put Flesh on Animal. far Maintenance . greatest tragedies have proved the towns sympathy, and have been worth heir coat Keep steers, full. The feed eaten over .and nbeve maintenance la what puts oa flesh. Nervousness, excitement, mud. discomfort nnd Injuries from horns of other steers ail Increase maintenance requirements and reduce galas. -- Attacks of Stomach Warms. On farms where sheep, have been raised for a number of yeas It Is n unusual for the lambs to suffer considerably from attacks of the stomach worm. Destroy Lice on Cattle. The best treatment tor destroying lice on cattle la dipping la lime an phur solution; one put to about sevenN ty parts of water. -Garden ta Roil Investment rni tnvhrtmaN. A good garden la n . V |