OCR Text |
Show I NOT WHAT HE HAD PICTURED Athletic Girl Hardly the Domestic Jewel That Fond Fancy Had Pictured. Not tong ago a man married an athletic girl, thinking how fine it would be to have a wife who would be able to wait on herself and build the fires, tf necessary, and keep the dust demon on the jump without briuging on an acute attack of nervous prostration. Said be to himself: "A girl who swims and rows and plays a rattling good game of tennis, not to speak of her, fondness for walking and driving, is sure to be a domestic jewel. tt we happen to be without a servant, she can keep the household machinery Somebody must have told humming. that girl she was marrying a man with money, Anyhow, she hasn't been able to dress herself w ithout the assistance of a maid, and the only time she has ever had the broom in her hands was one day when she picked it up to bit the cat with. If shed clean house for as much as half an hour she'd have to go away to some fashionable springs to recuperate. And yet, to look at her, you wouldnt think she was so dell cate. Exchange. HE KNEW HER She Its three oclock. I'm going to my dressmaker. I shan't be more than a quarter of an hour. He--right; donlt forget we are dining out at eight oclock. All Molasses Makes Tobacco Bum Tongue a plug of smoking and put x It in a damp place outside Bomewhere and then come back after a week or two to look at It youll see a pile of square cut leaves, perhaps five or six Inches high. This Is because the tobacco will have lost the molasses glue, not from the molasses having been washed off the leaf, but from Its having ferment- "Say, 111 have to ed into yinegar. of smoking. It "The film of molasaea keeps the nearly burns the tongue off me. leaf moist and pliable. This is beWhats the matter with It? said the cause of the sugar crystals in it. If smoker to a Washington tobacconist. youve ever noticed salt in wet weathIts been made up with a little bit er youll often have seen how it gathtoo much molasses," said the tobacco- ered the wet. The sugar crystals act WASHINGTON. nist. "The tobacco intended for winter sale always has a little more molasses in It than summer tobacco. "Theyve several reasons for adding molasaea to tobacco, he continued, coming back to the end of the counter. In the first place, If the leaf wasnt made just the least bit sticky it would be apt to crumble to a very fine powder that would choke up your pipe, especially in winter, when tobacco gets extremely dry. So when they add a little molasses to the cut leaf they make a thin, sticky film over It. This keeps the tobacco In good shape and the molasses locks the nicotine in the body if the leaf as well. "Nicotine, you know, will evaporate and be lost If the tobacco is exposed long enough. Then when the nicotine Is gone you might as well smoke the cabbage leaf the comic papers talk about so much about for all the you get. "Plug tobacco la simply leaf glued together with molasaea and then pressed Into a block. If youll take satisfaction exactly like the crystals of salt, but to a less degree. "When you fellows that smoke pipes say that tobacco burns your tongue youre away off. The tobacco hasnt a thing to do with It. And your tongue burnt. Its being scalded. From the moisture in the tobacco? asked the customer. "Partly, said the tobacconist, "but mostly from moisture youd not think was in the tobacco. Theres a great deal of moisture in the little sugar crystals over and above what youd expect they might collect from the isnt being air. "When you melt this sugar in your pipe each crystal dissolves first In a little pool of water, and makes material for steam. In addition to the free water in the tobacco that you can feel with your fingers. "This hot steam makes a regular steam heating system between the bowl of your pipe and your tongue, and while you think your tongue is being burnt youre actually getting your tongue parboiled. Educational Campaign Effective. In the states of the United States in which the most preventive work has been done the perthe town, but as I had to make an centage of public funds spent is the early start, I preferred the hotel highest, while in states where little or rather than trouble my friends with no effort has been made to prevent tuan early breakfast berculosis, and the treatment of the I was sitting in the parlor about disease alone has been considered, the midnight, talking over old times with percentage of public expenditures Is the proprietor. Just as I was ready very low For instance, of the $1,600,-00to retire an automobile stopped in spent in New York in 1909, near- and a couple of men much tbs front ly 60 per cent, was from state and city worse for wear came In. They bought longworth s Representative expected to tell wine freely. One of them demanded funds. In Massachusetts nearly was from public money; In this story some years ago when he that the piano be" played. and in Penn- was "Nickier than he is but Maryland about one-halChampagne buyers are rare birds In Ccflorado, its truth is vouched for by a,Washing-to- at that hotel, and the proprietor did sylvania three-fourthon the othev hand, less that!' fine per newspaper that never well, hard- not want to lost his good customers. cent wag fom public money;Jln Cal- ly ever tells a lie. Thus it Is: He turned to me. Nick, he said, just ifornia about 35 per cent,, and 'in AriTucked away among the valuable boat the box a few minutes. Theyll zona none at all. Tbse facts indi- trophies of Representative Nicholas never know who you are. I played cate, the national association declares, Longworth is a dollar bill. ragtime, grand opera and love songs that wherever an aggressive educaThe first and only dollar I ever while the men bought more wine. At tional campaign has been carried on earned," says Mr. Longworth, "always they were about to go one of them 7by private organizations, states and excepting the $7,500 per annum that came over to me with his wallet In his cities tadve been induced to make lib- Uncle Sam is good enough to pay me hand. eral appropriations for the prevention for the honor of representing, in part, " Here, profes, he said, youre the of tuberculosis, the city of Cincinnati In the house of goods as a piano player. Buy a little present for yourself.1 Sometimes a roan is as badly fright- representatives. a political campaign He handed me a dollar bill. I have in It happened ened by an imaginary snake as a I had been on the it framed at home as a certificate of several years ago. woman is by a real mouse. stump around the state of Ohio. One my ability as a workliigman. It la well known that Nicholas can Let none of you treat his brother in night I made a speech In a little town a way he himself would dislike to be which supported a small but com- beat the box In pretty creditable fortable hotel. I was well known in shape. treated. Mohammedan. How Nick Longworth Earned a Dollar 0 two-third- f, Thi Contractor got results. Ho knew how to feed his men. Some years ago a contractor build tng a railroad in a warm climate was troubled a great deal by sickness among the laborers. He turned his attention at once to their food and found that they were getting full rations of meat and were drinking water from a stream near by. He issued orders to cut down the amount of meat and to increase greatly the quantity of Quaker Oats fed to the men. He also boiled Quaker Oats and mixed the thin oatmeal water with their drinking water. Almost instantly all signs of stomach disorders passed and his men showed a decided improvement in strength and spirits. This contractor had experience that taught him the great value of good 53 oatmeal. Why His Mother Mourned. William M. Fogarty has a story about a good old Irish woman whose son was about to start for a trip around the world. She had watched him prosper with pride. To her he was a great man. In her fond vision she could see all sorts of terrible tidings coming to him but she held her peace until he had started for the Journey. Then she began to cry. A neighbor tried to console her, but to no avail. I'm afraid he hasn't the money to get back, said the mother, weeping. "Hes got the money to go round the world all right, but how will he ever get back? Indianapolis Star. An Exploded Theory. "Do you believe there Is anything In mental suggestion?" Not a thing. "Dont you think it Is possible if one person keeps his mind steadily fixed on a certain thing which he wishes, another to do that the other will be influenced so that he will eventually do It? No, I dont believe in the theory at all. Ive been wishing for a week that youd pay me what you owe me without making it necessary for me to ask you for it" Sunday Magazine of the Cleveland Leader. Teamster's Punishment Earned. Apparently It pays not to be cruel to horses out In Chicago. A teamster who admitted abandoning his horses for six hours on a recent stormy day was fined $50 by a magistrate. The humane society prosecuted the- - case vigorously and promised to report the matter to the drivers employers. Presumably he will lose his job, as he was unable to pay the fine and ill have to serve a jail term. to-da- If you had positive proof ' that a certain remedy for female ills had made many remarkable cures, would you not feel like trying it ? If during the last thirty years we have not succeeded in woman that Lydia E. Pink-haconvincing every Vegetable Compound has cired thousands and thousands of women of the ills peculiar to their sex, then we an opportunity to do so by direct correspondence. long Meanwhile read the following letters which we guarantee to be genuine and truthful. Hudson, Ohio. I suffered for a long time from a weakness. dreadful pains each month and suppression I ' Inflammation, had been doctoring and receiving only temporary relief, when a friend advised me to take Lydia E Pinkhams Vegetable Com- und. I did so, and wrote to you for advice. I have faithfully followed your directions and now, after taking only five bottles of the Vegetable Compound, I have every reason to believe I an a well woman. I give you full permission to use my testimonial. Mrs. Lena Carmocino, Hudson, Ohio. E F. D. No. 7 St. Regis Falls, N. Y. Two years ago I was so bad that I had to take to my bed every month, and it would last from two to three weeks. I wrote to you for advice and took Lydia E. Pinkhams Vegetable Compound in dry form. I am happy to say that I am cured, thanks to your medicine and good advice. You may use irrp letter for the good of others. Mrs. J. Breyere, St. Regis Falls, N. Y. There is absolutely no doubt about the ability of this grand old remedy, made from the roots and herbs of our fields, to cure emale diseases. We possess volumes of proof of this fact enough to convince the most skeptical. For 30 years Lydia E Pinkhams Vegetable Compound has been the standard remedy for female Ills. No sick woman does justice to herself who will not try this famous medicine. Made exclusively from roots and herbs, and has thousands of cores to its credit. Mrs. Pinkham invites all girk women --.write her for advice. She has to guided thousands to health free of charge. Address Mrs. Pinkham, Lynn, Mass, fair-mind- ed fr Deafness Cannot Be Cured n u by local applications, they wuinot react the Cba eased portion of the ear. i here is only one way to cure deafness, and that Is by constitutional remedies. Deafness Is caused by an inflamed condition of the mucous lining of the Eustachian Tubs. When this tubs Is Inflamed you have a rumbling sound or Imperfect bearing, ami when It Is entirely closed. Deafness Is the result, and unless the Inflammation can be taaen out and this tubs restored to Its normal condition. hearing will be destroyed forever: nine cases out of ten are caused by Catarrh, which IS nothing but an Inflamed condition of the mucous surfaces. We will give One Hundred Dollars for any case of Deafness (caused by catarrh) that cannot be cared by Hails Catarrh Cure. Send tor circulars, free. F. J. CHE.NEX & CO., Toledo, Bold by Druggists. The. Take Halls Family Fills for constipation. a The Cagey Bachelor. The woman who wanted the bachelor to come to dinner called him up at his rooms. Hello, she said, adding In the irritating way of women, do you know who this is? The tactful bachelor didnt, but he was too diplomatic to admit it. Hello, beautiful lady, he made anTheyre for the swer. Iffiti fan? mhnato Mi Burkett Bill Would Abolish Something I G30G3HS7 J Guar1" The Army of Constipation Is Crowing Smaller Every Day. CARTERS LITTLE UVER PILLS an lapoonble they ealy giro relief they perms can I Ceaetipa-tie- a. Mil- -, lion, om them for Bilisas-- Ben, ladiftstisa, Sick Headache, SMALL PILL GENUINE Sain SUa, SMALL DOSE. SMALL not constitutional. bill, but against Its enactment on constitutional grounds. Had you thought of abolishing the constitution as a means of getting rid of the difficulty? Burkett looked savagely down the corridor towards the rooms which the of constitutional sharps committee BURKETT of Nebraska meet in. SENATOR "I have thought mighty seriously pending in the senate judiciary committee to prohibit the that It would be a good thing to aboluse of telegraph lines for Interstate ish the constitutional lawyers, he transmission of news to be used for said. Senator Burton gets many an odd gambling purposes reports of races, appeal for Information. This week he especially. There was a hearing on the meas- received the following letter from a ure recently and sentiment In Its fa- law student: "Dear Congressman: Will you kindvor was developed. "Everybodys in favor of the bill, ly send me some literature on the said Burkett. "They all conceded its central bank scheme. How can a C. B. be kept from political caprice? Is a good bill and ought to be passed." ("When do you expect to get it out the United States too vast for a C, B.J ' If not, how can the supporter of such of committee ? a view be answered? "Cant tell anything about it. The answer which H. B. Fuller, Mr. But aren't they for it? Burton's secretary sent, was filled "Every one of em. with all the courtesy that our lan"Why dont they report It then? Well, you see, the senator ex- guage knows, but the law student will plained. "they say it'a all right and have to dig up his C. B. luformatlon ought to pass, but they're afraid its himself. Live Man Has a Funeral NUCl mint bear agnature: For Asthma, Bronchitis and all Throat Troubles Take PICURE J tu. list muu m The relief -- v is as quick as it is certain. Pleasant to take and guaranteed absolutely free from opiates. AO Drwtsiatab 25 casta. ft- Why? , R. Decause Alabastina la better and much cheaper than wall paper does not harbor insects nor disease germs like wall paper. Alabastine is far better than AJCettUSe kind of Kalaomine kalsomineany rubs off and flakes off. Alabastine doea not. Free to Our Readers. Write Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicaillustrated Eye Book Free. go, for Write all about Your Eye Trouble and ae to tlie Proper Applithey will adviseMurine cation of the Eye Remedies in Your Special Case. Your Druggist will Sore Eyes, Relieves tell you that Murine Eyes. Doesnt Smart, Strengthens Weak and sells for 50c. Try Soothes Eye Pain, In Baby's Eyes for It In Your Eyes and Scaly Eyelids and Granulation. Recilllte When the Trouble Started. John, 1 hare decided to haye Mrs Sewswell cut out by dresses after this. I have decided to cut out about half of them myself, dear. The SanitaryWall Coating is a powder made from pure native alabaster. It comes in all aorta of rich, soft. velvety shades that enable you, at small cost, to decorate your walls in th sam style as the handsome city homes. Alabastine adheres to the wall of its own cementing qualities. It needs no dirty glue or paste as with kalsomine or wall paper. Anyone can decorate with Alebestine you wall brush. Simple directions printed just mix it with coldInwater and apply with a flat redecorating, just put a new coat over the old. That, saves a every package. ,r on trouble of lot work, and money. WREN YOtR JOINTS ARE 8TIFF or neural- tad ro use Lee sore from cold, rheumatism use or bruise yourself you slip, strain Jla; when Uavit' Painkiller . The borne remedy 70 years. After a man has been married three years his bump of hope becomes a dent. TO TORE A CODD IN ONE DAT DAXATIVB BKOMO rk. Uri'Kglstn refund money If It UHuv It 8 algnatuu I s on Tablets Quinine ilia to run. a. Vf cn oox. Z60. Some local celebrities are famous and some are notorious. DM Winslow Soothlnr i We will send Free, a complete color plan for the walls of your home. We will furnish Free J stencils to help you make your home beautiful. Alabastine Co., 782 Grendville A vs., J We will send you atones. Free, a book about J home decoration, samples of Alabastina color Graad Rapids, Miek. effects, and complete valuable Information to At no cost to me, plessa send your s'" Four home cheerful, clean and Alabastine book and tell ms about your handsome. Free offers. Name. I I P. O. I I Sjrrup. For children teething, aoftena th, gum, reduce, to. tonmaUua, alUa peln, cure wind oolki Me bottle. occasion for It "I want three kebs. are responsible for Pompadours .Stale. Let em prophesy about me. Cbmty. high-broa many The cabman scampered his horse down the avenue till he found two of bis like. All three trotted their horses back to where the generous one was Do waiting. The generous one eyed the Do yon feci all tired out P Do you sometimes equipages sadly as they drew up to the curb. The first hackman dethink you just cant work away at your profession or trade any longer ? Do you have a poor ape-tit-s, scended and opened the door of his and lay awake at night unable to sleep P Are vehicle. nerves all gone, and your stomach too P Has amyour "Where are your friends, sir?" he bition to lorj ahead in the world kit you? If so, you politely Inquired. might at well put a stop to your misery. You can do it if you will. Dr. Pierces Golden Medical Discovery will "Friends? the customer repeated. make you a different individual. It will aet your lazy liver "I have no friends. Im going to use to work. It will set things right in your stomach, and all these wagons myself. This is a nr appetite will come back. It will purify your blood. is any tendency in your family toward consumption, cortyzha my boy, a cortyzha. Proceed. it will keep that dread destroyer away. Even after has altqgat gained a foothold in the form of n And in single file the three cabs or bronchitis, blfcding at the lungs, it will bring about a lingering cough, to the Blank apartment proceeded cure in 98 per cent, of all esse. It it a remedy prepared by Dr. R. V. Pierce, house. The generous one paid the of Buffalo, N. Y., whose edoice i$ givtn fret to all who wish to write him. His bill of all three cabmen. He was algreat success has come from his wide experience and varied practice. most- happy to think that he had g Dont be wheedled by a dealer into taking inferior substitutes for Dr. Pierces medicines, recommended to be just as good. Dr. pulled off something while alive that, Pierces medicines are of known composition. Their every ingredient printed according to his friends, he would not Made from roots without alcohol. Contain no habiton their wrappers. get when he was dead, if he kept hla Worlds Dispensary Medical Association, Buffalo, N. Y. drugs. forming pace. present a man In Washington who THERE is stage of his drinking be- comes very melancholy. The Joys of life go hence then. He shuns his companions, be they never so boon. His thoughts bis black thoughts suffice. He does odd things. One night he had been at. a club with a number of friends Along about 'steenth drink time he rose, donned his overcoat and left Bis friends, knowing his moods, did not seek to detain him. He went over ou Pennsylvania avenue. asked on of "Keb, sir? Carriage? the m, ny who pilot seagoing hacks over tl 6 pavement. v "Yes I want a keb, sir, a carriage," said the bibulous one, with Indignation In his tone, though there was no penny-grabbin- -- r- - .v Our Astounding. Free Offer jyi at5Lh.1ST.C0 u po nill.o d i fv Alabastine la clean, stylish, costs little and is easy to put on. Ts fst all this, send postal eard at oaee. tbs eoupoa er a Alabastine Company Avenue 82 Grand ville Grand Rapid, Mich. You Feel This Way? DY0LA DYES ONE DYE FOR ALL GOODS . Ufait. brilUtnt colors. 10c per parka Hi dc&lcr. If not In slock Meml Hie Mating color detireil and nme will be sent wilb direction book and color card. DtHLA Barling ton, U Cortyzha ms V ' ; ' V 1 have been using Cascarets for Insomnia, with which 1 have been afflicted for twenty year, and 1 can aay that have given me more relief than an v other remedy I have ever tried. I shall certainly recommend them to my friends as being all that they are represented. Thoe. Gillard, Elgin, III. Caa-care- Pleasant, Palatable, Potent, Test Good, Do Good. Never SickenJWeakeo or Gripe. s 10c. 25c, 50c. Never sold In balk. The tablet stamped CCC. Guaranteed to 924 curs or roar money back. gen-Bia- RAW FURS HDE$ AND PELTS Write for oar complete price Hit and tags. Highest price paid and mtlsfactory re lams, LOTZ HIDE WOOL CO. Cofe. WANTED Rapid City, ft. R (wafer. 14. or salesmen to Randle as aide A gent Hoe, biff ftaUMM JEWELRY CO., moaej-make- r. M RCf BMf., Farticnlara. flmthg, Rfe W. N. U, Salt Lake City, No. |