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Show ...... I hoje you ill be able to tupporl me, said a young lady, while walking out one evening with her intended, during a somc-whs. slippery . state of the Mid the Why yes, eoraeu hat hesitating swain, w ith a little assistance from your father. There was some confusion, and a profound silence. Awitty auctioneer wa3 trying to sell au old To that end, he was grinding out the music, and the crowd in sport, began to throw out pennies, w hen a eountryjnan standing by said, Sir, you ought to Lave a mon-fccsaid My good fellow, the auctioneer, so I had ; step up hero. The countryman vanished. A very particular man. Not long ago, on the coast of Africa, a captain was going to throw one of the crew, who was dying overboard, before he was deal So the man says, in a faint to bury voice, You ain't me alive ,are yon?1 Ohishout-- d the captain, you neednt be so mighty particular to a few minutes! Dr. Held, the celebrated medical writer, was requested by a lady of literary eminence to Be sure you call at her houre. recollect the address, said she, as No. 1, she quitted the room: Chesterfield Street. Madam, said the doctor, lam too great an admirer of politeness not to remember Chesterfield, and, I fear, too selfish ever to forget Number at &Me-walk- - hand-orga- n. A certain noted physician at Bath was once complaining in In the city that he a cpfiee-houhad three fine daughters, to whom he would give ten thou sand pounds each, and yet that he could find nobody to marry them. With your leave, Doctor, sail an Irishman who was present, stepping up and making a very respectable bow, Til take two o se -- R. o. hi. i. z;. R. o oo A VP AFTFIt MONI Y, srPT.Olh, OV PUS Train will leave dally Ua ooo I (MKK) follow 3.30 CKMHX) .m 3.33 p.Ht. r-wn- c-'r lu ru to kiiiI hnem Train for rmirl-u-o- . Put n I OfXXKJO OOfKXHKJ I t THE PROVO OF. FURNITURE DIRECT THE ooooooooo V Vs' 9 ;z. c.Jtfi n 1 A. X. TOWNK, Genl .Nupk JBrmneU, OF.O. H. HICF, OOOOOUOO Agent, Salt Jjike City, Carter, over W. F. ooooooo Office with Material & Cos Hank. IJA.'VID ooooooooo OJL-XHFIF- JE., , e - OOOOOO ooooo OOOO . Union Pacific Railroad - TIME TABLE. ooo v. DO o Would respectfully announce to the public that Be. has just - received another car load of the best imported States Furniture, comprising all the latest and best styles," which he wiU sell at Salt Lake City prices. Until further notice, trains will leave and arrive at Ogden daily j an follow: Arrive. lipave. express,. iara Petty expra, Aio pm 0)pm Mixed, IVtpin 10.30 am Freight, PROVO CITY, U. T., (U0ai Freight, at mode connections with Ogden NOTE TIIE FOLLOWING PRICES OF THE. BEST EASTERN FURNITURE: Hally Utah Central road from Fait Lake City ' and alt points In Southern Fifth, Keep constantly on hand a large and well elected slock of "Wood Seat Chairs from 12.00 to 24.00 f? dozen. TI At Kryan with stages for Sweetwater WEST BRANCH, Mines, At Cheyenne with Denver Pacific Ik Ik, for Denver, Central City, Georgetown and ail points In Colorado and New Mexico. At Omaha with Chicago and North Western, Chicago, Rock Island and Fwlfle, Darlington and Mlourt IUver, Kansas City, SL Joe and Council Iilufis Railroads, and Missouri Rlvt-- r Line of Steamers for all points East and South. Tickets for sale to all points East at office of Wells, Fargo A Ox, East Temple street, and at the office of Utah Central R. Ik, In Salt Lake City; also, at Union Paclfie Ik Ik ticket office in Ogden, at which office bertha on sleeping cars can be secured. Arrangements have been made, whereby passengers desiring to visit Denver on their way East can avail themselves of an excurdon rate from Cheyenne to Denver, arid return at greatly reduced rates. For particulars and all information in regard to passage, apply at Ticket Offices. Passengers should be careful to secure their passage tickets to all Eastern and Southern points OMAHA, and thus avail themselves of the advantages of a through sleeping car, comfortable aeeom-- . modal lou s and quick time, THOfkL. KIMBALL, Gvnl. Ticket Agenk T. E. PICKLES, Cht Engineer and Superlntendenk , 7.00 to 12.00 each. Dry Goods, Groceries, c m W A t- 0 OFFIXS ALWAYS ON HIP Nanday, wad natalai The very latest TO ORDER CORRESPONDENCTj WOOD TURNING DONE. . ' ' -- Carefully Prepared G-TI.J1.X1- TJ ST AND "WORK-SHOPMain Street. SALESROOM, East WARE-ROOM- S XZL XU 1ST. ClufTs Building, "2nd East Corner, Provo City. S, To tha East, North and South. Z. Lawns, Percales, Amurcs, Alpacas, Mohairs, Flannels, Lln- - :-- 1 LOCALS,. Well Selected I O .aM PROVO CITY, UTAH, age, a few days ago, solicited IN GILKAlX VARIETY. m .your father charged me for u "bondage of my pigs thirty y 3 this .ago very day! ...... A Norfolk farmer, mol g customed to literary composition Through car from Missouri River to tn cr letter-writinhaving lost a Chicago, Indians polls, Cincinnati, Logan- new hat at a county meeting, and port nd Columbus. Connections at thoe points with lines inquired Into its possible mistak- leading to the east, north and south. ing, addressed the following note This is the best, shortest, cheapest and mule. Mr. quickest to its supposed possessor: HATS AND CAPS, Do not be deceived, bnt obtain ticket A.- - prerents his compliments to via tha Burlington and Missouri River Mr. B., I have got a hat which Is railroad. A. M. VOWFLI., ROBT. H IRRTS Ticket A renk not his, if he have got a hat D.Vlen1HITCHCl Gen'ihupk ft. K, Gen. Wesn Paaa. AgU W. Boots and Shoes, Collars, Ties, which is not yours, no doubt they e are tha missing one. in i:m Crochet for ladies. Tate a Is the BEST, FHORTEST and MOST Etc., Etc. t'srM thread of Let. Ppin it oat I IRECT rUmte Fart. partie-ula- r for fhould he the Eftl Passengers as long as you can, and wind It to ftr and see that lln lr tickets about as rapidly as possible over road rfaak Chicago and North weKtern Rail the reel of fancy; tangle itup with wav, thereby seen ring Pi peed. Comfort, SUGARS, ' COFFEES,'- a variety of hooks; put it about Rafoty and Rnra t onneetton. Direct connections mad at Omaha and TEAS, the ears of as many of your female Connell Bluffs with the Union Pacific Ik SPICES, friends as will stand to havo the Ik, and at HAMS, BACON, operation performed, and the re- with all Railwaycniatno foMhc lines Past, North FISH, sult will be a splendid pieceof and ctwhf t work, hlch tv ill be of the This line has adopted all modem Im- GLASSNAILS, iitmnit urtvice as a pattern to be provements m truck and equipments, Including Wet I Kalla. Iitixnrloiis Ikiy atsd universally avoided. Flecping Cars a ith MBlcr riatform and WcsUnfih-maRaf. ty Air Brake, t PAINTS, OILS, and other ill lost During the war, Palace Drawing Room and Pulimnn Quaker was on board an Ameri Sleeping Car mn thrm-i-- between Conn-ci- l can ship engaged in clo.o combat Rlumi and Chicago on all express trains, clcs too numerous to mention, with an enemy. He prerervtx Bastajre checked through and handled cam. with his peace principles calmly untl for transfor at Omaha or No extra be saw a stout Briton climting up Chtesuro tocharge passengers having through the vti-i- d by a repo vihich hung Uvketa rta the Chicago and North aesterri All Cheap for Cash. v overboard. Suiting a hatchet, the Railway. ticket can be obtained at tha Through Quaker looked over the side or railroad ticket offices In Salt Iake, Ran the ship, and re mailed, Trlond Francisco, Rarramento, Ogden, Omaha, if theo wants th.it j icco of repo, rouneli Bluffit, amt all prtnelpnl ticket Orders bj Mall Promptly Filled. the Ont-a- l and Union p,'ifie thee may have It; when, suitin officaon i. the deed to the word, ho cut off mau i nronrrr. n p rt an wood, Genl Uiipi., Genl I'us'ngr Art., the rope, tred dow n w ent the poor t hleng-thhug'V JAUE3 Dm, Eapt r. ti. Llbw ts h.s Kr.g watery home! uai Geu'LAg't.QuiahaiUidCou J j g, ... cm j j MISCELLANEOUS ITEMS, has on hand's fine Stock of' , . General MeroHanaioo, Ac., Af. Ae., , BrCSCBIPTIOX -- - BATES Consisting of a domestics,. CHECKS, - : ' L " STRIPES, DRESS GOODS,- JACONETTS BOYS ARTICLES, - . boots, - onft SHOES, IIATS, CATS, ' yrar 0(W 5 CO six months.. three J 10 u Delivered in the city, per week. s MENS ANI) . MUSLINS, LAWNS, ALPACAS, CIvOTIIING, COLLARS, TIxjSj , ETC., FANCY One copy, one 'r " j TRUNKS, UZ VALISES, SILKS, - NOTIONS, ETC. ETCL, imi m:ii rr-DY- - - Interesting and Readable seys and Notions, c news, PRICES DOWN TO MEET THE TIMES! E s S GOODS, s xrep( AND ,w LADIES The following instance wil er.ry malog, Mining and General . them! cot KEITRAL, AND MADE TO ORDER. FURNITURE MADE w .iL, j Route.! Pwbllahrd SPECIAL REDUCTION TO THE TRADE. - K County telegrapihc f .r - Paper of Utah . 10.00 to 30.00 each. 20.00 to 75.00 each. 75.00 to 150.00 seC 75.00 to 150.00 $ set Etc. Etc., ft Official WDETODUNT G.00 t6" 25.00 each. Cupboards from Bureaus from Bedroom Sets from Parlor Suites from CONSISTING OF 40.001 set. 14.00 to. -- TIME TABLE, Burlington Cane Bedsteads from Tables from l!l Etc., nns. DAILY T I BAST. JERQUE OOOOCXXMJ Train lor Knrra-- j turn to and Kan InnriMO. lrt-lth- T. II. finODMAN, GcuI rassengrr and 1 ket Agcuk y. One. P. C. ANOTHER z. c. n. i. coLursn. unices. rictncs. A PAPES P0S THE PEOPLE - SUBSCRIBE FOR IT I ADVERTISE IN IT AJULXXTS: GBOCERIES, In Great Variety. CROCKERY, - :o: The Times TINWARE, MINERS SUPPLIES, IRON, STEEL, - ILL -- AT . ' NAILS, GLASS, TAmTS AND OILS, ETC, ETC LOW FICURKS FOR C'ASR'. -- wiie a t oinricni' cro23- - Being entirely New and Complete in all Its appointments, 1 prepared to execute . promptly wit kind of xmT?, TTftvn:ridt. :o:- Dor. .Lias La i vv Anted. VtRMMS, DUF-1II- - trrwTr. CAM. .. Prompt Attention given to Orders by IIo.il. s; srjoiiEsrsuPT. ' PLAIN rl ft, Bfttrure, TKAVufypq. CTTTOKfS DB A FT'S - ri a vks TP reT.-- CUTUTkV.s, Ac., Ac. V OR INCOLOR j |