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Show mimes. Everybody's companion is Dobodys friend. C. Z. England has a w Itty poet in Hood; but America bas one W(h)ittier. The Danbury Xiut man I'hero is nothin that hay1 : much as will change a man great grief, unless it is shavlljg This mustache. Wife said a man look- I have his boot-jacfor ir.g planes Avhpre I keep iny things, and you ought to know it. Ye, sir, I ought to know where you but I keen vour late hours I. IMI. ORGANS!! MUSIC!!! i HX) CM VK C fH'KXKl SHERMAII & HYDE, !MiS0 IXlrn s SHOES, TOBACCO & 000000 oooooo oooo o M dont. drummer who ,was, greatly addicted to whisky, was asked by a reviewing oflker what nude his nce bo rul. Tiease, Vour honor, Raid he, I always blnrii in the presence of a general ooo A gentleman. drew all of his money out 'of bank during the panic, died very suddenlyIs the other day. A large reward olfered by his relatives to any one who will lind where he hid the money. If this jury convicts my said a Missouri lawyer, Client, his sleeves and displayup rolling ing his jxmderous fids, I fchail to compelled to meet each one and hammer justice into his soul through his head. Julius, can you tell me how Adam got out of Eden? Well I 8pose he elum do fence. Well, den, No, dat aint it. ' and he tiorrowed a wheel-borroI guhs it No. walked out. IIo got enaked out. up den. True and fdthful love Is a rcbtle-- s feeling which can not ex-without proving its hy constant attention to tho oblover ject of that love. Theof true hlscharm-- t prefers the company r to every' other, and to him no amusement is agreeable In V Iiieh ehe does not partake. There is a Danbury' legend to the effect that a party desiring to transact somo private busino.-- a with another was invited by the other to step with him into n But we wilt neighboring store. bo disturbed there, said the fir?t party, O, no, said the second Party; tliey don't advertise. v Ml-on- r!" WEST BRAXT CH, .IUOVO C I X V, .. Kr-p- s Who ' csjns.'ariily on hand well selected stock of JXtnbury Mt us, ee . ARE SOLD OH THEIR OVM MERITS. MUSICAL 'MLLCUAXDISL. from Urn Interne prompt:, Sited. Order cr THEBES T: Ti.a - DRY GOODS, . . . . . OF PAINTS, OILS, MINERS SUPPLIES, - ri3:- V FAMILY TRADE A SPECIALTY. AcVnowledfd by MustrUr. to he the Bast tow al rer Cl.f 3 lYIced Inslr.uuect on this Coast. flT All kinds of Marketable iT3a 't eadiange'XH tdTProd nee taken Agent, for Utah County for Ihe celebrated . SCIIUTTLER WAGONS, AULTUAN A CO'SSWEErSTAKE ; TIIItESilERS, , EYE REAPERS AND MOW-EEDl'CK They arc all made of tho bert material, aro 7 14 OCTAVE. AGItAFFE THE HAST. FK-OI- ill answer) (or tmt'd perfectly dry, shaking them up from time to time. To get out the RAKES A $400. jb; -- MRS. L. 1C. JOKE8 liriSHFJ TO CU. ATTEXTIOV T, It her new stock arrlwHl from the EaM Snr. fo.,,, of,il lulcet tj l ot ti. HPING and KUMMRU y 1 PLOWS, li .vs:.'i r r" q - Send your address with ft, in postage stamps cr currency, to . SHERMAN HYDE, - Fnirnre S- -t COAST AGENCY PACIFIC TURmne DOrJE. WOOD ..G 3EL I 2l -- T A 3SL 33 3XT. 2XT- - AND XYORH-SIIOPSALESROOM, East XV ARE-ROOM- S CTafTs S, Main Street. Co-oirati-ve -w , . p,m. dl SUBSCRIBE FOR THE Z 0-r-X-. I-.- -, -- Utah Mining Gazette, PROVO CITY, UT.VU, haa on hand a fine Stock of i THE ONLY NEWSPAPER 13 UTAH ' DEVOTKD WTTOtXY TO ITS MINI NG Mcroiiandiao. G-pner- al mrtm awa Commercial Interests, o- -- jTtcvt- - lhrv bv a 8 iprb IrMmnit'nfs nnjxkrulK lrJ in tUcUixtiry of PiuKxfurtd r f and bwK luttf, ITI3A.1 Ort ftrr Volume, Ivunty and Dorabihty. GROCERIES c In Great Variety. CROCIvERY, UAxJvMlxfijnj m, m-WAK- STEEL, ILL IT ihui" in t Tba f'Tcb'nrck nd jkajiar. uyr 3v mwm E; ... pAisra ' . MTSEKS- - SOTPUES, GLVSWA RF L AGrSTS, 1 , M,i BAX FIG RUES FOR C AS II FRAXUsOO. - BUY THEM!!! OHAI ...,,'VY.A N. T ED. -- - chinery, etc., etc. '0 IT IS THE PAPER FOR THE JIINER MECHANIC AND BUSINESS MAN, AND SUPPLIES A WANT LONG FELT IN TOE TERRITORY FOR A S. S. SEED JOKES- - SUPT. m SFECiriEn. CCF(ES SUBSCRIPTION 1 Prompt; Attention given to Orders by Mail. -- Mining Towns , Mountain Scenery , Ma-' Reliable Statistical Journal :0:- - tn tbpTRtrtpt D'w ta OLACKGMITHinc HEAR THEM! an TRY THEM!! W agon Repairing . la all brorclie. - LOW ILLUSTRATED PAPERf CIV INC WEEKLY Well Executed Cutt of GLASS, AKn oiLs rjf SIIEItlXAN & HYDE, - rsm-uted- 1 Superintendent, THU UIIEQUALIXD GLM IU rrouirtly 9:1 Arriving at Sandy atTrt3a.ia.and 2:13 and I. p.m. Sandy at 9:t3 Arriving at Sail Lake City at It am. and 6 p.m. Passe ngerv will please parchuae their Tleketa at the offlees. Fifty cent additional will be charged when the fire Train. For alt Information eoweerntng Freight or Ihtssage, apply to JAMES SHARP, Building, 2ud Gen. Freight and Ticket Agent. Comer, Provo City, FERAMORZ LITTLE, , . FOU 'O V - i p.m-Livi- ng or NEW MUSIC. PRICES DOVri TO MEET THE TIMES! SI WORTH e Q It Leava tha Ulah CeirtT! KAnrOftdTVjwT-.- fbr Provo and In termed .'me irtatlon at T a.m.; XJUla Cottonwood at 7:25; Junton al7t32; arrive at Sandy at 7:13; leave Randy at 73; Ttrapcr at Lehl at 8.V.; American Fork at 9:20; rieasant Grove at 9:43; arrive at Provo at Ijts, a-- T I p I'ie,..t City, being genw c, lowvw fm.; Grove at 1:1J; Am on ran ork at 2:0--.; Drajrat WTieeatisaody leave Kandy at 3:13; Juntfsn at J;20; JJtil Cottonwood at 3.33; arrive at Salt Lake City at 4 pan. ox AND -. One Dollar per annum. ' Each laue cor., . talus valuable reading, and cv.r bt CT3 wa-o- DAILY XIUINg Irort) at jcao trains imd jxd .hide to order. mixkd Will run Baity, Suadaya excepted, TO AND FROM SANDY r the Utah Central Railroad FURfJITURE MADE TO ORDER faring Rail Ijkke at am. and cornxs lwavs finxX : ue. 1ST3, Bepot ; The warrant on iheM and after Korember tUh, On s CLIPPER r ft am, In addition to the above. S, DUADLEVS SULKY AND DAVID Olukip, Tim CELEEIULTED w tliey must bo tied Up to sumo convenient pljico in tho yard and Well tj&iten up with the hands or a stick (the person to windward, of course). "landing If a lace iu t is um.h1, feathers may ho us thoroughly dried and Rifted in this way as can le desired. du-d- AN CE. all:; C-- s LADIES EXCH Will TILmiJLIu FULL Y VVr A RRANTED1 Would respeetfully aancranceiu thepuLHc and aro the only FIRST CIAK TIANO tharliaiTjuit rccciycd another car laid of the lacst imported States old at , Furniture, comprising all the latest and best styles, . which he will sell at. Salt Lake City ..prices,. a- - k FURST - - nn-T- H. .i ar snr-k- n UTAH SOUTHERN '? -- corn w N I T U R E railroad. FXJ HDIRECT - ETC. ETC., ETC., a-- n. v-io- a t g wanted in another direction. . . 5.4 TISFA CTIOX G UA It A XTEF.D. If you dont see what you k for If, is ported up in want, .1 AM ICS DUNN, a conspicuous place In a Logans-por- t ul Accent. grocery. A native stepped last week. into tho He saw the card and remarked, I want a bill, and I TURNER & ROGERS, Neither do I, dont see it Main St., near Court House. was the laconic replw Tho native looked further,' Imt ho adproto cur, u .t. vised tho grocer to take down that sign. Agent (Sr the celebrated ...... A gentleman seated in the FlMl PHOT! f FTPS fir i stalls of a theatre, who was afiliet-e- d AND MIK.1ULL AljUllO. with remarkably long ears, overheard tho jocular remarks of a neighboring young tmn to another, which were hy far too O ' J expressed. The proprieloudly t tor of the ears turned round there- i at and sharply said, it is true, my ears are very largo for a nun, but yours are very small for an the medical proh A good method of treating U Lathers is to exjioso tliom to tho eun In an old mosquito net coarse IILCiriERY'STORE- . that his professional services were . Now we aro to have women as oculMs. Boston has graduated number no from one tf her ho itals. Thn practBo of their profovdon Is, however, likely to lead to heart disease, unless tno dot tresses are as homely ns Dut even homely hedge fence. women have miraculous orbs, that would work destruction in bosom. We many a family-man- s are afraid of this nnv feature in '2."caArhi. hatsvflowehs,&c. II ! rxaraln. . - better n . A idy of remarkable conW II EELUAIt ROWS, vert itional powers approached a II ARROWS, Dr. S medical frieud with: ETC. i, Let ETC., ETC., I have a very sore tongue. ma look at it, says tho doctor. A full (supply ala ays ou hand at The unruly tnemhr was duly It is sunburnt, protruded. SALT LAKE CITY PRICES. madam, sunburnt, remarked the recollected who doctor, suddenly - ed GROCEIIIDS, I ten-doll- THE CHEAPEST. THEY ARE MADE EXPRESSLY POP OUH MARKET. ' Z. C. NI. I. Eut Htoro, Agent, Provo City. marlJ part of . - - GENERAL MERCHANDISE, Co ntH Ling In IS- irrntaii-h.as-giveIIo Wyagon- ever-so- ld satisfaction in every respect and "ggIT a!rje w exi.-ten- Jn-tllrwh- ' Musical Instruments, OQ O cigars CANDIES AND NOTIONS f ( omU w hich Frr,h wn will tTeU Cheaper than SHEET MUSIC, I oooo A Hieer. SAN FRANCISCO, vnuuuu asd ariiO. ceaueiu is OOOOOOOO CS, iu k, 000000009 ' S BOOTS, -- and Sutler Sfs.- - Cor. Kearny i CLOTIIINO, GKOOEniES, ' .90000 kwkkxxv , w W. FRESHWATER , KXXKHKKMJ Mt W . l o r.I'CELU" NEW STORE. 0 PIANOS! o Z THE BAIU 'WAGON'S SW FHAoCiSCO TR.1DE. mscELu:;EOus. One ropy, one year- alx tnriitk., three ruonlhi octl RATES: .Vj |