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Show ra ir n p.T 7 PROVO MY official'' directory. tend, to the aRatra of our house, Kei p. the l.ihy stall m a mouse, And gUe ad tee to my spouse . ity Horace Grecly Used to affirm that newspaper men -- aa ere tho most patient iieople, as n class, on earth, and ho aams not far from right, though there are timesc when patience ceases to le a AAith the iiio-- t endaring. Nearly cA'eryliody in the western jurt of the Side knoAvs llurr, aa ho used to start a newspaper a!ut once a month the year round, generally bring them out in Grand BapldsLut fonteiIn.cs ranking a flying trip to other points; Biirr could stand it to tie told that ho lied about circulation, aats on the fence s politician, and that he mother-in-la- It knows, when Iconic In, Geo rye I. Wood, Governor , The aery pl.ire where I tuiae been, - F.l.u-WI't.th l .... Geon; Sfvn iry ! IL M Kean, X. Y. Aud switirsmy t.n uth smelU of gin? Chief - My nxuUitr-ln-las( TliU'p IL F.miTwn iiRin s,.:ites.... j nsjh tv Mich. Who around tlu house dies poke, --Goo. Tw Marshal th it she vll fcuridy chuho S.ijs Ub 1U U11'5' . R, Attorney If Ido lHt ceaeu to aiuokc? Nathaa ) My molUtrviis-Uvr- . erof Puhl'e Mono ,J.IU.'vrtn,IH, r AYho Is It, when 1 am Vuiu I.SH.I or. V, ... ..W II . Around the house is alwuja hosein. J F. Ta--rWies-or.- -. Oreiren AA'ho I A- ir-tu- Ju-dic- v. rr q Ma-iw-l- " l. Kunll 'u p.S, u' ut, J- - HoIlMer.Cnl. Hams the door Instead of closing? I IKior-- r C. V.Vmewii My tsiother-lo-lavr- . lic.al D.'tr.rt, WJu Clerk ho u U that a 7! I alwnys poot AVItcn mv wile aud luugouut, ... . Wants to know w hat It's all about - Tf-- UliITOtl.lL OFFICFK-S- . U. K A 'n"ral Marshal Auditor Tre-wire- . . ...James j!-- - r UHtiier-lu-lu- Q- - k Aly uiolVr-lr.-!.nr.- -- . OFFICE!:. Warren X. Puenberr7 g he only smiled a sad sinilo and a kbed that mankind Avouldnt get excited. During a religious reviA'ul Barr was eonwrUxI, and - ?pt. Common Ki W.IL I Campbell I Story of the Oirrflow VTV: ki.oAY anything aouiiiu1-lishina paper, and when men threatened to sue or thrash him My Cannon Know Zernbbshel Who U it for that I pray T. Me Ml ltcr 1 urnestly both nlht and day, : Mm. Ctaabm Was a thousand m!!' a way Gen. Ik litsa!' I" Cnnirre Vttonicv O didnt Fcde Cillj's CalCjh Aquarian. COCNTY it frequently hapt'iied that ns iieople called at his oftice to talk AAith him.-On- o day a minister came in, and after a while, he proiKXHl prayer, lie aars in the act of kneeling, ay hen his foot struck one of the outride forms, which was leaning againt n leg of the stone, ready to tie lifted uji, and over it Aont, making a of pi. Burr looked at the ruin Avrought, thought of the two AAeeksof oAorwork, and taking oIT his coiit, say Im tiying to bo a Chrising: a good examgle, but set ami tian rat my buttons if I cant lick you iu Just two minutes! The clergyman kicked doAvn stairs in no 'h on time, dodging the the AAOiy, and Burr kackslid at once, and sent down for a pint of stimulant. Detroit Fnc 1 Yess. The little town of'Pearlington, PnKte Jnd.X on lVarl river, Id pretty well Tanner Wvren Jf lhert K. Tbnrher A branch of the leetmen iThovJ.MrOuI Much Milh is sltuatiHl there, anil I Jh Xultall County Tbvorder consequently the place la Avell Henry a lasers vopktl aa itli noirro laborers Sheriff J- - IL Milner Prorecolln Attorney Old Uncle lolly, a venerable .. ..John H. Milner old Surveyor Aith hide Avhiskere, Jones has sdarkey .. A Coroner . near the rier built cabin T John Xnttall County CWk and was anion" the first lank, Henry inundated, llo avos accosted on James E. Panh-IAsesir an. I Collector W-the street the next niorttintr after Supt. Common Schools, 1 Dusenberry the rise Lv a gentleman Avith: , Uncle litlly, I here you Avere pretty well drowned out rUOVO CITY OmCERL last night. JIoav is it? Smoot O. . Abraham Well, you cee, Hassa Johu, de Major ri hirer 'gin to my duo bout 8 Xnttall John 4fl.Mni'icl S. brnre oclock. I netJier knoAd old n ifco - i . .Albert Jones cabin was dat full of leaksmy fure, Tt. Far", an de Aay dat ribber did rise on 'An Ianacent C!d Latlj. frames pnnn. Wm. Councilors WiMi.inr A. Fott.s. John B, nie aa as Avnsser den de dead sea (.Milner, James AY. Ixvelea ri'C on old Faro. I clare fore The other day, on a Michigan , I. John Xnttall Masc, ireeonler dat I Mi'yes John, Central train coming- east, says a Treasurer Henry A. Dixon ribber water Avas greased, fur it Detroit paper, was an old lady Marshal- .Henry C. F.otrer rraAA led troo dein cracks blijqierer w ho had never travelled a gri at John B. Milner City atioreep tail. dan a deal, bhe aa .isnt natal to the Aays Aaaessnraml Coll prtocJ antes K. PhiiM I didnt say mifiln tilt the ole of the booh agents, the Charles D. Miller jvanut over-floAve- tl. Ioit-CA'c- nt -- half-a-buh-cl . - . com-mcne- 1 G"-- , a 1- AYc-ll- ed lye-brU- la-v-- a - , po-t-u- . Ctnprrelvor Chief of roliee AYaf erm a t er Oly G. Corrnover V. .. IVb- - rt Foundkeeper.Uo-.IahT- -- bexjon rosm T. Thomas Arensrsmlth . Panic! Graves OF YTF-- S I HIM FT1C m-TAO- R. Lrrrms. The standard single ne vcMd ox. avmrlnilsl. Srnsle rate letter Is 3 cent throuchout the United States fracor oa. For each additional JJ - kUcrvstn;!e rate Drop - M 1 I ob. (The standard rate avoirdupois'. Patly, seven time, a week, Tie's, perqunr. no vis 1 . Nrtr-irarrns- n 10 . AYreklv 5 Monthly 3 . " . rrmonicanv (The standard tingle rate Is I ns. av!nlupolsV. 6 ets. 3 ... Monti Iv perl"ar. 1 " Quarterly The matlmnm srrlsht of any paelcaee of prlntetl or miMh'lIaneona matter is 4 lb REOITFnFP . UTTrt!i ASP oitiiFttis. letters may lererNcred on e-- All pr'ne'pal pet otllees norr receive mnvll sunu of money and Jo Oel-'rs- : f he an upon other ivrst oihees, stthJert to the fit lotting charges an I regulations: On onlrs not evcee-PnfM. lOeents Over j ami no! riffolinr JIl .. 1A Over $3 an 1 not esreedlnc H1 20 " Over 1 1 ami not ctree, ling V) aite en-gigi- dr-- i -- AAid d OA'cr-flo- w tnin-ntc.- ATUS Off F.MIKIGX POSTAGE. lrovo le LnuR rMYSldAX A one-quart- er r, if? cert. ' ... ANH ITovrj City, i XJST (. X 4 S J . Paper of Utah Count t Official AIT LAKE CITY, AATTOIga RE AXD Q kT K't.iil J w trr ti Ale, Loot, IVirtcr.ic., jonn Rices, AND r.i. d., SURCEON. PHYSICIAN to Cancers. ailcnlioH cix ga Sjcial not ldi:podi3t lV-le- r C. KTinEXBOX, MERCHANT TAILOR, sErrutL. o 0.aifvnt ppfcMonrp, 4th Went Wrvet, and out block vuitla of Slubli' ProaPion Horv, on Centre Street. IToao City. JuJU .1. a O aul oiul ilunii'sUc. J importi-- Pablhbrd carry Tneailay, Thtirvday and Aatarday, and contain XJ. 1 ss and hi life was "aAcd. M.IIOWFX.th Proprietor of the old tl City tVittcrj, would repeot-full- y annonnre to the olliienn of lrovo lie H pretmred ton'll aielnltythat a Bo! an article of Fart hen ware and sa cheap a can lie bought anywhere la the aul Territory. Give me a call. A! y d H-en- es'nbli-hr- Clta-an- ANDREW J. STEWART A Interesting and ReadaLIo LOCALS,. SOS, fcaruytrt, Well Selected - BnSCELLANEOUS Will (tWr evpeelnl ntlenthm to oblatnlDg for Government I a mis, M Irina rilenus Coal and Iron IjithI, and will pa ie n for protest. j ns1 pare the Scrip and Ijmtl h'ammti Bought and SJcl. Office at Bnw.Uuce, half block aonth of Proa o House. uni ITEMS,-te- ., -- o- I H'H E E, AVNhea public T 1 4 c. ate., H.J.HOORE, T SniSCEIFTlOK E1IES to inform his friends nn I the tiirally,- that W 1st oioi,4 t I , - S H O P , ri Onp copy, one year., Anil prepared Jo manufacture all kind of tin-wat reasonable rales. Shop corner of Centre and Main street, Dtlhered Provo Clly. . . n2l 1 ar six months three one ..... fa 00 S M 1 50 T 75 20 inthecity, perweek.. SPECIALTIES AT TAYLOR & CUTLER'S SALT LAIvK CITY, A PAPER FOR THE PEOPLE!' SUBSCRIBE FOR IT iS'ii Bonnet B.Jyms 25 cents per yard. Velvet Billions at Xew York prices. 4,000 Bolls TUaZZ Piper. ! t ADVERTISE IN IT p f o BIG STOCK OK UBOCBBJBS , WHICH WE ABU OFEERIXG WHOLESALE and RETAIL .1 VERY CHEAT. - npll e:kert no frovisics store. PETER STUDDS, ml nt"-tlo- i Civil Engineer anil V. g. Deputy co hu-lun- r woritmax ox clockf, rn.vcru'AL AA'.Vl CHLS an J JLWI LRY. All vnvrk vnuranuJ. - ... au!7 all-fire- d, tt ul JAMES El PEMBROKE, Knti, Provo City, Uuli, ri ti. -- le-in- cru-he- SURGEON, Ptnh. y suk-equentl- Mu-ho- y )., IUildlUl sA-v- -- 211. de.-pair- ed prize-packag- av ,,J no2S ie. II. H1MMOXS, PFAI.KK IS Tho Times UOB OFFICE; Fclng cnfjrely New and Compbte in all appointment, i prej an d to cxccule promptly all kinds of II CROCERICS, TOOACCO, FANCY CANDIES. NUTS. ETq. All kind of the tr-tifi- os The stan lar-- single rate to Great Itrttnin half an mines aiolrdupolsj letters, ris cents pspers, two ci ni. Stan laril rate to Franea Is 1 grammes, or ox.; Icttep,, t,, r,.nu; pa-- p City, U. T. fUrii'K, 11 ilixir rnst of Eat ktnjis tlrugs of all Hurt', win ns he . F-- ly fol-Io- Y TIMES, L pnt-ru- s o. TEI-WEEK- PHYSICIAN AND SURCEON, a as sara-pae- r.1. D. ROCCRS, Provo City, Id tnfonn hia nuraerott this reminds the woriterof another R-- ? thatleave b la now prepareil to do tailoi-In- ? eae. A gentleman was suffering In all lb hmneln-- ul the aliortr'st no- The very latest from an ulceration in the throat, tice, it hw reMdenre, one block t and South of the h.o,t Store, aa hie h at TELEGRAPHIC NEWS, length became so swollen three ajoti of. was that his life His bod-ide lmuMiold came to his to D. P. THUESEN, bid him (a reive! I. lfach Individual ! shook hands w itli the dying man, BOOT AND SHOEMAKER. Mining and General and then Avent aA-aAiecplng. P.COTS to I and rnnko ,sVj SHUFprepared Iat--t orall nlmo a pet toorii-ro- n - CORRESPONDENCE, tire abort! ajie, and, t'holee FAencIi aud g. H. cnlf the mans hand, went shaking and Califomia sole Rather away al-- i Avith its hands OA'er its alvrava on hand. IU'pitlnny neatly done; moderate so a Avas eves. It ludicrous sight charge Shop, Centre Street, nia 28 that the mtient AAas forced, to laovo City. Carefully Prepared so Iingh, and Liughed heartily ?ah-cctint-- the uher EDITORIALS, broke, CITY TOTTERY eA-e-rj AA-- ' ? Uortu-natel- R ni R. M. p. j MONF.Y Resistrttfon; payment of a e of fiftoen ei'nts. but the gosemment lakea na nivonsthlllty for iuA- - eama;e or compensation In eases of lost. Money A short time since, tho Saiti-tari- ii reiHirt, tro individuals aa ere ly i ng in one room ; very sick, one AAith brain fever, and the other Avitli an aggravated attick of mumps. They were so low that w pro Avati hera needed every night, aud UAAaa thought doubtful if the one sick of lever could reeoA'er. A gentleman ws to AAMkh oA'er night, his duty being to 4AAaken they tiurao to whenever it liecnme neee.-.-aradimnhter - medkdnrv In. t!ie courae of the night, kith watcher and nurao f !I The m in aa itli the ai mumps lay .itching the clock, end suw th.it it wa time to give the fcvi r patient his jxition. Ho aa a unable to sjieuk aloud, or to niovi! any portion of his body except his arras, but seizing a pillow, he. managed to strike tho wakherin the Lice with it. Thus uddchly aWukuicxl.'th.o wabdier sprang from his seat, falling to tne floor, and awakened both the nur-and the fever laticnt The incident struck the sick men as very ludicrous, and they laughed s. heartily at it for some fifteen When the doctor came in the morning he found his pitienU vastly improved, and said he iif-- er kneAV so sudden a turn for the Letter. Now kith are up and Avell. Who says laughter is not one of the bet medicines? says the London JlfedictU Jierord. And Oaa--in- g AFFAIRS. o R hi-ere- THE PEOVO EUSIHESS CARDS. do and prize pat kago nuiant-eThe llffpcbt Well in the World. and den I begin to leiil her boys, w ho puss through tiie train out. I bailed her and ksiled her feAv minutes. When the ieanut till de mill bell struck 12 of de boy came along, and dropped a At about twenty mill's from clock, an den I pined her up, an big African peanut into her dap, Berlin is situvted the village of toted my ole chist to de tudder she shucked it her mouth tjjicreidierg, uoted for the deejast side of do cabin an put it up top and dropped theopened kernel down, in- aacII that has ever been sunk. to the presence of gypum in of dc IxmI, an dn I got up on top stead of regarding it AAith silent of do chi-- t an den I trieil to sleep, contempt or Hitching it ontof the locality, which is at a moderhut de catfLh Avas tix oaa daciou; the aa iudoAA. The book agent came ate distance from the capital, it they kept skh a jumpin up alte along and dropped a kxik into occurred to the Govern ment auunpoasi-tiround de lied dat it fehc said her she aams thorities in charge of the mines to to sleep, an I jist lay dar an much,lap. she ctire-ful- obtain a supply of rock salt. With and oblcegcd, prayed for do da light an my locked it up' in her valise.' this end in v iew, the sinking of a or well,' loft. in diameter, lkhin iole. An when I see de The e hoy came along shaft was some five years fust streak ob de broke of d.iy a and dropped a sample, commenced and she glibberin t roo de chinks, lreai lied wondered how the road 'could ago, and, at a depth offiSofL, the up to do rafters an took down my afford to give so much away. Kilt aams reached. The boring aams a big When ha. returned sheh nl ojicned continued to a further depth of fishinpalejilonT Ctrl? piece of fat ofFn do kieon side, it and aams wearing the breast pin Wifi., the diimotor of the kire Massa John, dit Avas laingin up and eating the gum drops. The being reduced to about lifn.' The Avere dar, an I ji't set on my ole chist kxjk agent came back and aa ant- oiieratious an caught detn y t'ats till sun- ed his book, and before sdie could pro'Ccutod by the aid of steam, .Vcu Orhans Picayune. rise. a depth of 4,1'Jlft. was atgive it upshecalledthecianductor until , to see if it vaos right. The card tained. At this point, tho boring A Cunnia Animal. g lioy AAaintecl ixiy, and sheapjiealed aams di'oontinued, the borer still in the salt deposit, which to tho passengers. When she unOne of the largest ami mo-derstood that she aams she thus exhibits the enormous thickanimals in South America handed over tAventy-fiv- e right,cents, ness U,'A)7fU is the jaguar a terrible natiA'e AAitli tho remark; Lost Fopalatioa. d tiger. Besides 1 eii)g large and imWell, ef I liaint exit Avish turned round. I mensely strong, practises Fd a stayed About a thous-Anyears ago, n traordinary strategic schemes in at hum! Aihich Indicates 'food, pnx'u ring colony of Icelanders Avas plained something altove mere instinct, That's Where She Made the .mi- on the va isut of Greenland. liecause eircum-tane- s are conThey were hardy people, inured stake. to cold and meagre living, and stantly requiring some variation in their foraging exieditions for there seemed to lie no A ludicrous was aa Uncled they should not take root in the pnvv. Ilumlnihlt siys Ahen they firnl on a Ilensseloar and Kira toga train frozen soil of their new home. a turtle, they adroitly turn it oAer tle other day. A neA ly married They built a stone thunh there, on its Lick. It is then helpless and couple liter d tho ear and took a and stone houses to Hvo in, of seat. The hudnnd Aiainting to which the Tumsare Mill to bo noon. totally unable to otTer in that condition. With the most smoke, left his aa ife and went in- But Aviut became of the builders cruel manifestations of feline to the smoking-car- . Tho bride is a question tliat has never k-ccharacter, the j iguar then leiure-l- y began to doze, ;lnd AAhilo she .solved, owl never a ill be. They guaAAS out tiie qui'cring flesh sh pt n stranger entered tho car, van khed from the face of the and as it as croAuted, quietly carth.and that is all that is known. shell and the . . took a seat by tho young AAife. Whether cold, or Mtilcnce, or Another of the j iguars reason- .shortly she kgau to nod, and ptarAMtion took them off, or douhtlevs Imagining that her hus-ki- AAhether AvanderingsuMgcs killed ing manauvres is to quietly AA;e still in the scat, the margin of streams. At a gently them, no man can tell. Their sight of a Ikh near enough to k reclined toAAanl the stranger, anil settlement is known in history as l on Lost Greenland. appro u lusl, ith a nuu k dash of soon her heal fondly its p.iAA", the game is ihroiAn high hisbren-t- . At this juncture the and drynlmA'o the lank. y husband entered. He stood in Ax Oimcnox. Mi'jisfm'c: for the country, the Jaguar mute in. the able You h ivo lava intoxii-uted- ; but has a match in the great serjents until the ladr aAAoke, and: realiz-dnglh- e the ofilivr that you Avere that infiit tropical Amerie-- Ilia situation, drew kick in not so tiHr-- as tat to know what tiA s. inkling of an eve ne of these amazement sulfuscl Avith you Aere about. monsters winds himself round his tSt ranger explained, d aars Prisoinr: Oh, if I had known s and tho wife tried hard that aa as an objection, I could body, and out, life, and Mti-tictracks the k'r.es into fragment?, to appear uneoiuvnu'd. Trvy easily haA'C taken another drink Timer. at the tame moment. Or tAAO. t ftabin got NO. 219. 1S71 Laashler as a Mcdtciac. Spoiled Ills MOTHr.U-lX-L.lA- JULY M, TUItSDAY, AA'ho for it ail u. a. OFKicr.r.s U. T.. CITY. ' bel quiUH. of LI Q FO B S "'nin PU cm mnv MU v v aa the old nd (rnlrc tor net ef tth M rev tv, ncCS r . T5- ai .i a: ,i t, II "Ka i TV. CAHl Kepteonkt.intIy on hand. 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