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Show SiN FitKius. Why D a gouty 1 gonlle- l:..ra like a window ? iiccauae he U fall of pains (pane-)- . ' C. 1 ZL "Mr; -- BA.I3ST THE PROVO Wjkaoisrs Ft x. (M that a man who dislikes poetry ooo to a poem? hcald be ...... Tlie Ohio River has a remarkably Ion? face. It i.s twelve hundred miles from its head to its mouth. A dreadful old bachelor defiles a dower ns a lump of sugar irib tided to nullify the bitterness of tho dose, ...... A gentleman of Jatkson, in alcohol, Teno.. has, g which wns caught in a a 11 that Central Jacksun slept . . jn, At a f.Lshionablo church in New York the contribution plates .arc carried round by young ladies, to the great benefit of thy treasury. Next to the sweetness of having a friend whom you can tru-- t, is theconvenience of having a friend who will trust you. It is calculated that Miss Lwide Western pulls the fringe oif fty-to shawls per year ns an n of renv.r-- e in Lady expre-doLabel and Mme. Vine, A friend informs us that notwithstanding tho severity of the w outlier and depth ofsnovv he saw a cowslip in the open air yesterday. Tho cow was on the Z C (KK (WMMtO oooocyv IMM MKlOO POO(MM0 mxxxxjooo $ X 5 5 5 ? .eSxxJZ. , x5 c5 5 C. 3t. I. I nf Bmmrk. g 5 1 (MMXHHHH) iMXHMJua OOOfMM) M M Is'd-rm- I (moor) (HMlO IKK) (Ml Cl Cor. Kccnty crj Sutfcr Sis. o A SAN FRANCISCO, at KTaii. Maw is WEST Branch, O o o n v i CITY. Nf ARE SOLD Otl THEIR OVri f.lERITO. amoufumc the . Keeps constantly on bund a largo and ' srell selected stock of G SHERMAN & HYDE, Musical Instruments, MUSICAL MERCHANDISE. Crvim from tLe oeea-ional- ly GENERAL MERCHANDISE, Iiita-io- r ZkX j'Tootptl or wjLTCTrjkCTrasaa t best is V i--i he:: cheapest. Ojficial- - 1. --It z Paper-- of Utah Voxmtg -- -- "L V No Wagon ever sold in Utah has given better satisfaction in every respect. C THEY ARE MADE EXTRESSLY FOR OUR MARKET. Z. C. NI. I. 12&t Store, Agenta, IroTO Citjr. war!3 ni Cotudstlnj In pari of I.YDEPODEXT cet Pnbllahed trtitig, KEtTEAL. w AXTOTHEB ABBIVAL DRY GOODS, GROCERIES, MINERS SUPPLIER, itc., irre., Napkins, sir! napkins TIHHE3 nt A coxcomb, teasing Doctor Tarr w ith an account of his petty hilments, coiuplained that he could never go out without catching cold in his head. No wonder, returned the doctor; you i.lwuvs go out without anything In it. Z- - XLA3T. JTBL., r by lladcUnt to be li Test Low oSrred fc ale I'rtcrd Instnirarntt on till CooO. AcknoyrlrD--- d Agents for Utah Connty for the relobrated rrr - SCIIUTTLER WAGONS, AULTMAN A COS SWEEPSTAKE - Would respectfully announce to the public that he haa just Carefully Prepared received another car load of the best imported States EDITORIAL?, all best and the latest Furniture, comprising styles, which he will sell at Salt Lake City prices. -- Interesting and Readable ' TirniMiEits, LOCALS, BUCKEYE REAPERS AND MOW- COFFINS ALWAYS ON MXD AND MADE TO ORDER.! ERS, EUIiST HAKIM Well .Selected BRADLEYS SULKY -- AND WI I EE LEA II ROWS, HARROWS, Gc G UJJUXTEED. JEL A.M ICS DLhNlW T Ji. JHX 13 1ST. Ji. X 1ST AND WORK-SHOFMain Street.. S.kLESROOM, East WARE-ROOM- S I mil siKcuimoj urns CIufT Building, 2nd East Corner, Provo City. Ose eopy, one yew S, ve M .Vgent. Z. TURNER & ROGERS. Main Ft., near Court House. IROIO CITY, C .T. O M . I PROVO CITY, UTAH, has on hand a fine Stock of A ii IfAJsXL-ST- , .OgSFliTpg ll ry .. C3 E,OCElE?IEsJ -- In Great Variety. CROCKERY, THU CELEE RATED The Times ' MINERS SUPPLIER TINWARE, - IRON, STEEL, V PAINTS AND OILS, ETa, ETC GLASSWARE, NAILS, GLASS, ALL AT LOW FIGURES FOR CASH. -- IHSIbiVvVCt . s- ie tvtcrut.-d- n Th- f. - Mrwt .i .....if.- - tatruWE l i hun.h cd parhir. Om z JOBOFFICB Being enUrely New and Complete In all IU appointment, U prepared to went promptly nit kliyl of - , t! market iu &. crxroit tf.rvrv, -- '' atx verm. :o:- HVNM.IT.I .a. 1. SnEUIlAN & HYDE, r :o: hr Tbr rt.irT-- d ft Pnperb InarnTTvot, in U of Puavfnrt Al.mitK turn. Tb--y n munrk.We fee Otri Vnlumr, Purity ftnd bwMdiKsa of Too, sad LurabOitr. BUWW uu Iran U. ttj, TO ADVERTISE IN IT h, -s. 7 werk... SUBSCRIBE FOR IT ! t - Wagon Hepairing ell hrnrrhrft, protiiplly (ft 1 L for-xva- rd Jtu-iue- I three one Dellrered In the dty, per A PAPES POS THE PEOPLE Oonoral Mer ohiancliao. d. r.llTl ! ill "nrUb TUI! UXTEQU AELED ar e Ac. Ac., PRICES' DOVn.TO MEET THE Tir.lESIl cSALT LAKE CITY PRICES.-- .1 Ac., WOOD TURNiriC DOrJE. A full mtpply always on hand at mill CTO.V MISCELLANEOUS ITEMS, AND etc., inv., etc. A.l TO ORDER FURNITURE MADE CLIITEIt PLOWS, Iludund: Maria, my dear, yog eeru to be very lonesome m my company. Do you not love me now as you did in, c STf fore our marriage? Wife: Why, of course, (Jerald; but, yon know, since our marriage w have become one, and I had lonesome without a seeoud party. A pliyer performing the pho-- t in llambt very badly, was A tier, It n crz Ped while, he put tho audience la good humour by stepping nml vwing, airs bring genu Ladies and The warrant oil thrar lue. fTticmvInm evtremcly sorry that my humble endeavors to mea-oju- u r are but t if you are not unsuccessful; satisfied, I must a the up ghost. give o A The P:und-S,uai- ( . in Eng-Inc the Golden T u'iji), of China, Informs us that one cannot bo u ' great ; t unit he has the m.l -i H jo-tof the ole; hunt, the -carriage N bright eyes of the partridge, the wh lo his C LACKS ngiiitvofthonnM.iH INC fi-rnu-- t rival the radiaeeofthe - and fuU moon. We out-id- e barbarians have nhvays recognised the moon a Influence iu that line of . In hi-M-- Mining and General CORRESPONDENCE! CLUFF, old romping four-yeAgents for tho celebrat'd had lven denied some Kr-- ii mtoTtiFRs trilling gratification by his AND MUCH ELD WAGONS. mother; but it did not seem so trilling to him ns to her. bo, strik- CTD ing no attitude liefore her, he paid, with the utmost gravitj, Mother, were you ever a boy? lv (Itilu TELEGRAPHIC NEWS, I 3 of Marketable Produce taken in exchange'll arryg The very latest' wauit to wipe All I bids every Brndag, aid FURNITURE etc. roaml a Green Hay landlord; no, sir, we havnt got any; but If you FAMILY TRADE A SPECIALTY. jour nose Ill lend you ray, handkerchief! Mr. Marrowfat rather rnappiddy remarked to his wife, lit Sundiy, that ft man cant be always thinking of his Immortal soul. He must have time to eat his meals. The children of the Sta me-- e twins rejoice in the names of C hristopher Columbus, Patrick Henry, Stephen Decatur, dc. No wonder they are willing to Pell tUir fathers remains. ...... We notice that tho agricultural editor of a country pa per adviea Ids readers to plant peas in the new of the moon. we iidvi'C bur readers 'to plant their peas In the ground. Yon look like death on pale horse, said a gentleman to an old toper, who was pale and I dont know anyeniui iabsl. thing nirtiut that, said the toper, hat Im death on pale brahdy. ' New Jersey people dont pay'diar right out, but remark: Sir, ou remind me of my lamented brother, who could pervert truth with the greatest ease. There is a great deal of retlne-meIn New Jersey. I OP TAINTS, OILS, - ice. A. J TRI-WEEKLYTI1I- E3. o Is it not rather paradoxical pre-m- "- THE TFiCE. FTJir.CISCO rxasao. n:s grain wanted. rrnporx.tRs, Ks, rf:nrs JONES- - SUPT. - rpoipt, TRANsrrpa. I WAURVMiS IDUF-MT.TJ- LI b W, NOTH KH, BIOTIC, CAItrw. BOOKa. TI.AXK3 TRACTS TAC.s, cikcceauh, Ac. a., Prompt' Attention given to Orders by Hall. S. S. va r n a. 'PLAIN OR IN COLOR. A |