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Show PAGE TWO PROVO SUNDAY- - HERALD, SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 30, 1928. OUT OUR WAY THE HERALD BY WILLIAMS Live Like a Weed .- Published by the Herald "Corporation, K. C Rodger, president at W. ffovty ytX daily, i Enured aa t the poatoffk to Provo, Utah,' Member of the United Press NHL, pervlc, Paine Editorial ftervtoa, and the J usee, Q. - '' ierlppa Nawapaper. ' seoond-eJass'mat- i! ur ' MACMtKlEM J- " "Telephones Business office, Qr, Society reporter, 107 Editorial room, 1208, If you do not receive, your paper hef pre f p. to. telephone 'V and. a copy will be delivered to your reklano . " .. ., -- ; , t HERE -- That i- st5ou Box. VI v' Subscription Uriu By carrier in the county, 46 oehu the month, the year ia advance; by milt la the po'mty, H&p ouUide suaty. ' J H6-iook- V- . " MEG4AN1C J C. - f p fsi" iTr - M - . ; f' J- -. - teborTIVeiprlaafThefrult . W" Iss. .r C Hicka county editor; J. 'v Jwfr.; A. B. W. Ciowlen, managing Owen, advertising tnanagei ' &hrifyinff issues r 'stuff , ' eing worked into the WeipUon of U. , pwwudent is not wholly withoijt cpmpensa tiong features, although ridiculous and EcaiKkloua. It adds a on in tne way or cpmefly, , . .Once every, four years, some of us become all doomed up, lest the country go to the devil, through the other fel-- ! ; T m tyinaar Baanxueom editor and manager; Jltor; N. - '. - : ' W i . A VAslVTrAOOf 16.00 SOQ. tM-JwW- i -- 'P" lows"wJnirnfl NotemherTandrt pyef the country's ;goblg't the' devil in consegyence (,i our victory. Alter jNovemoer, everyoop:yt probably the devil ixu eluded, is disappointed since nothing much happens, save, a "btt more "of prblref by tlie cbuntry, as a whole. A dash of comedy "means somewhat of sunshine, when you are in a state of forebodingrT:1"-"7day;'N"orr1nee Smith" consumed much of th6 time of Oklahoma citizens in, refuting a story originated by t-- gossiping woman, stanewhere, to the effect that he haJ publicly appeared before thousands" oT' New Yorkers whose votes he sought, so 'drvmk that" he had to be propped upC Now cornea a yarn ta the effect that Hoover once took drink? "With' Clarence Darrow, the noted criminal lawyer. DarroM? ' BayS. that, he'nevef had the drinks with Hoover. Also, Mr, HcKver'siK)litical assistants felt"lt' ine 'oria max Mr. noover nasn i been oil water or milk since the 18th amendment aet in and Mrs. Hoover doesn't, ' : i... Berve;flilks at her table, ever.,;, -i ' denials of ihi "whispering" stuff having been, recorded, the campaigning may now proceed to larger and, morer yita) issues. Is1 it' certain that Mr. Hoover doesn't leave home for the. capltol with' one aock on wrong side put? Jlaa nobody discovered that Mr. Smith doesn't behincl his ears, when he bathes? Do the lady voters wholly approve - - of the size of the dots' wC Mrs." Smith's Does gown Mrs.iIoover always put the within reach, on her . -- i' 4.. At first blush It seems reasonable to supposethat'tf yotrcould banish booze from America for fifty years everyone would lose the desire for it ! - -. -- .. 3L c . The-bffid- S'8 r- salt-shak- ?- - er ' table? ;' we can information full if on such points "have' Majrb, as these,the' country will be saved, again. At any rate, Its a "hame .that Darrow didn't, get tljqse drinks. r.-'-- . Musisolini's Way PROVG-CATIONS- " Byjim Marshall VVe have been sitting up on deck 7, Wouldn't thrs be a great world if we could put as much trust in our as. the boat slides thru, the silent. public oXfici&U as a woman does in ''winding passages and looking at ' a saftty pin? the green. Inlands t bat .lie so peaceugnt; JU--- h fully to right and left. trader from Stewart, B. S,r Oh, play the dead march Li'l Gee Gee says some girls are .: 1 at the head of the Portland canai- For.Alviuo McFanh; .. like the ocean they look green, but has Inst neuited to one lovely island lie tossed a cigar they get awfully rough at times. - and. told us that ver ga it was In a kertxK-ncan! . 192S (Copyright, uq way, folks: jsow view the prevent political situationaw, gwan, start your own - .. $ $ We love the Jolly winter- It does not give us blues. fexorpi we hate to wear A pair of overshoes! ' i:- yijudlciously Mussolini puts Senor Cattani on a barren island in the eterranen; SteaTfpf tQ years "rsidepc67Y6uTose"aoi of the speed impulse va two years scratching for clams and crawfish on a barm island ; and, Mr. Mussolini notifies that ' : ' he lias, got plenty of 'ajland& The above illustration show he r, : r correct way to trap grouse, quail and the South American r.nL. J Wr4 Prepare a deadfall This Chase? consisting Of cigar box, and when the bird 7 The workings of the intellects of police officials anfl appratuhes, tell It a funny sNry . Convulsed with laughter, it wlU fall prosecuting attorneys are, at timeB, rather funny. - an to easy fhe other day a bandit named Jaul Jaworski killed; Warning:preyNeveryour woodmanship. permit A quaU to policeman in Oeveland. He was caught, and it developed nibble at your ankle ; keep them that he had broken jail in. Pittsburgh, where he was under at a dlsUnc 'Their bite is very ticklish. conviction of murder and. awaiting sentence to the electric . chair. i.Today's candidate for the PoUnn ' Now the Cleveland, officials refuse to surrender jhim jtg Club is the thrifty " ' gontwJio Jvy : f: you to dinner, and thon Pittsburgh". heats the knives so to send electric you can't ret "We'll try Aim here and char any butter. the him ,?. : in Ohio," the 'say. .. What, fa the name of wisdom, is tbe sense of that? If Uvea tore a wife with soul so ' r dead , j they waprJaworskt electrocuted," Pennsylvania- stands reafty Who to hex spouse ha'h said: and willing to do it. He. won't even have to be tried. Sending "You vevef throw your things 'moat every, him bade would surely be the. logical thing to do. It would where, save Cleveland the expense pf a protracted trial and prevent Wby dont you hang . 'cm on a chalrr" the newspaper glorification of another' "bandit ing.M 1 ; . . - i It looks as if some of these Cleveland ofrlcialamust he can . o'm,e to their other nere, the argument wUI agam be gralo publicity Qq n.Q theory trying sumed between the parsons who stand be explained. want the office ... PuUicity 1 - . ; ' Observations to ChinandapanTmonthlyr abqut 5,000,000 lbs! of old newspapers, to be made into firecrackers, toys, etc. f T-rt t. a - napkin over j? your face to hide" the escaping .. steam. Photo by Wilf. Russell.' . j I I after marriage,7 Mr. Tunney will have to get up count of 10. before the long Anyway," There cannot possibly be any relation between Kelloggs return with his peace pact and Calvin's sudden resort to ' : ; j gun practice.; - VAMP. SEZ: ' . become of trie man who was so crooked he bad to use- a curling iron on macaroni before he could eat it? i; ViTiat has j JJves of, rich men all remind ns "We can altut wealthy be, And by grnftlng dimes and nickles Leave a fortune to posterity! K. B. R. Fable: Once upon a time there a stenornpher-wh- odidn't d of her spend more than time powdering her noee or fixing -... ... ner hair. . lived one-thir- ' 't. Dn - on RA.TES one-thir- d' WEEK-EN- D RATES, op plua 10 fent3"florr6un"d trip. CABJWI COACH, WORK-- - distinguishes our'' Sodias from many others. The' way the ..hnrdware suppUojd, tb.e durability t ol the tops, and iuti lines of the ensemble mke these bodies kwked- - on as right Let us, do your work. r is what 1 . " for. rqlynd trip, Selling dates, Oct., 4th" to 12tK. Return limit, Oct. 16 basiaofone fare Buy "quality aTTov prices, an get our long sure way to cuttirejcosts. mileage service Firestone builds more mileage into tires you need our service to get it all out of them. Our " includes a repair depart ment, where we rebuild injured tires at low Cost, We save you money and serve you better, TIP OF TONGUE ., Lester Parker. Lansing business ,man iEheJbusinesa man who believes in the evaporation- - of his payroll t gross- - prof does not realize that water exposed o hlazmg sun evaporates to re- complete-equipmen- r -- Briitihdll Bros. 11. Jixwkc Mfg, Co. 'X'4 NPTth Knivewtty AYo.' PBOVO VI Ml i" fcg;- ty FOR TITLE INSURANCE r . PHONE 260 '';:. a clear tjjyiEZ. Because Wsnew Because if s individual Bautiftit automobile of the day , car of cars JhisneW'Buickihe is e njoying ihe jca r of yea rs case where title Insurance could have say ed the parties expense and trouble. If the deed te declared to- be a forgery, the mortgagee, will lose the7 moneyrhe has ad- venced; the present owner will lose the property and all the money he has invested In the first grantee will face a forgery charge. . On the pther hand, it the court decides that the deed 'Is not a forgery, each party -- had been, put .to the junneceasary. expense of.; br)nglng br defending his suit. ' This is - WE ARE;;THE AUTHORIZED it;.-wh- ile ' ' i Drawing winning praise-ron- A " . tike . . City. - ' I(SV1, IHAJ TAUGHT n. lethst I ' J." . We repair and refintsh i a " .. J 1 rtoNt - 0. City Auto Top - AFFILIATED ABSTRACTORS R. Wood, rillmorv UUh. the past Vo, JB,. Stanley Jfebec Utah. pucbesne Cownty Abstract Co Duchesne, Utah. Utah Mortgage Loan Corporation Logan, Utah.-- J. " N. Larscfr Company, Preston, Idaho. Abstract Service If Desired . Complete 4 ... -- " r ' ... I M. -' ill: f 1 . intermoujntain-titl- e PIIONB 848 guaranty gompanv West Center Bt, Provo a country! Tens ol thousands enthusiastically placing their order . for the Buick ol Euidj snJcuol. ' . tars! .''"...- ' ,' ' '"""' - itu ' Painting Co, 1 , And all because not only a7 leading engineering achievement of ' WiUlam Hurst, Beaver, Utah. - Jerip" Millions of spectators thronging' Buick showrooms in all parts of the -t H.'.Yercells, Parowan. Utah. I ia ,.!.....- . - """l fclxr'e?l-'- r " Salt Lake' office: tH B South Temple; 0den ' effice, 413 Twenty-fourt- h Street;' Provo office: Paramount Theater, Building; Boise office: 10T rng bodying performance abilities nn- snj where in the world out also becauss it ushers in sn en- . faseinslm- fDew mone-- oi suioraotive Deauiy nd luxury! . .. motorku'of America llooked to tha le,aer for , Buick automotive : design. swervj with .this epie car. And the public is responding with oversdemsnd that ' whelming demand has forced the great Buick factory to pruductiua Ur.aU anpreoedented in its entire history! THE SliVCK ANIIVf MAR.Y the greatest crowds the' moat enthusiastic up lbe higgcrt mand in aU finear history-t- he Buick with SOyer Anaiverssry New Masterpiece Bodies by Fisher u scoring the most ensationalsuc- cess ever won by any new quality Dctorrt Bank"Bul!dliig7' 1 Vr i " Salt ' . Keep your car looking new, Our workmen are all ex- 432 - Tire Merchants 223 WEST CENTER MAN and hi wife owned a certain tract of land in tno City of : . about May 19, 1928, deed to'thls property was recorded. The grantee In that deed mortgaged the ' property andu he then sold it to a third" party. Some foun months later bult was filed in the district court by the original owner, to recover the property, alleging the first deed to be a forgery.. 1 & " . - A At Wage of to a girl is JooU- - ) W Ideal jnanj at 2S she Is looHta'. fof th'-- nwi maa; at WH a wuwr rqr a jnun perts. t A complete line of Firestone j Hunt Tires at lowest prices It .. FOR PROVO cent per miie, minimum fare BO cents. Selling dates, Oct. 4th to 13th. Return limit, date of salei v fi. ;. pni fare and fromuir Tire Dollar -- r REFINISHERS basis, pne basis snow-peaksa- :. ! T nt-uu- ' FAIR STATE EXCURSION STOP-OV- E 'GET,-!?eMOS- s(l Home office RATES wnue men further south tq survive AND, LISTEN: The dinner gong is chiming softly and we'll have to figure it out TaFer when the moon is whitening the the ripples go sliding by -: like liquid stiver a few. million This Is one of th many examples where your title may be perfect as a matter of record, but worthless as a matter ' 4 ; and D AY perfeoUy good and allowed rg Uquor-drintci- TBED" OWENS to see the worthy-hatwardcd for his work , And put ahead by Ms big dossj be he laborer or cicra. But it surely givca.me "swift'i pain to see some guy moved up, Aud ace his head get welled and swelled Just like a poisoned pup A chap that lets hi Ego puff and thinks no other guy Is half so smart, so great, so wibs, as the big "I am I," 't Is hardly worthy of th trust of any colnpany His caliber is very small; he's! wrong as he can be. Jon't think you're JndieFibl,ior that the-- world will Jtop , If yoo should fade away and die, or from the picture drop. You're Just a cog good o bad depending bow you fit Some other guy eai do your work if you fall down on It Here's what I tnv.tn turd lnd."Be parnest in vour work. without malice, without smirk. Be courteous nd learn ta Have fajtbj ,that you can dp your Job. Lead, instead of being led. And' wnen promotion comes your way uon i mi n iwcu juur . ' r SALT LAKE & UTAH RAILROAD . ' tOrem'Line) CONFERENCE ONE Indians Art Shannon. ' ' few hufadfyj i ;5well-Hea- d itick In' fo 1 By JL A. I like ..SZ,,1j -- 4 Eew. John McDowell, T. man pan evade being not only his windows open and brother's keeper but also his broth- those who want 'em closed. . r , eV hrother' . a off. proh-bitionis- . w i, t . ene would touch it hundreds of yep.ra this t..yet-fotribe on tne green lsiaaa now lading into the mists over the cliurhlng wake of our boat lived in a state of prohibition : rrrvrrr-Z- 2 T . j5 ... , . And then a white man came along with a bottle and these natives who had never heard of alcohol took to it Uke a duck to water and having no resistance to Its effects-quickl- y died off Hust as the asmanians were all killed off in a few years by measles never having known measles un-- j til the white man kindly introduced the germ L It 1t- , ,k ; The scenery up here is too lovely tp. allow a newspaper slaye freed , from the wheel for a week or so to j trot aoientifiv in hit ftrrihhlincs . . but we should be pleased to! have someone explain to us tbe I ironic working of fate which killed i I ' racing ; the hQmf a native tribe -- of The only tijie a grocer ever stina aii-ioniau and strong, knocks his own goods is when he virile women, :4 -"But booze got m,' be. saldi asUr his coffee. and they died off pretty rapidly INTERESTING WESTERNERS and there! Jwn't one of them left This Is Amos W. . ; . '4- Pluop, famous And we' said that we 'didn't see who promoter, was the first nuyi why they liked booze in the first i ,. in the country to plape because aU. th probibiUonWs boll rabapple In down in the states-- rr always rubber and sell 1 them for n frfi telling u that K we can keep alcohol away front! Americans-fo- r ,a bnlla. Me s f author of th generation or two i ,;-.lose Its alcohol ap Amos W Bloop course. In BeiB4 petiteand,, become, addicted ta lic lin wftter or something EtlQuette, and 'yet here was a native tribe first lesson of that had been kept ivona alcohol I - 11.1 .which la oa fnt fox ; centuries hma. "If you take and the prohibition theory a mouthful of didn't , , .C work boiling hot soup ot ; - . e Bpeedy,! Is . : ,Provo girls, postcards H. C. M4 ' Mr. Mussplins hadjing of traffic is going to work. No refuse to marry widowers on the ground that they would rather tame traffic reform conventions, no 'list of rules tq carry, every- their husbands themselves. thing plain and easy. Just Mussolini working cin a first ex? ... : FIELD, A?0 ampie. STKEAM: ,Celso Catfani- driver of a bus, got' intQ the habit of 1. with tourist cars and otherwise being . ..'SZ. -- . frr : THE OBSERVER turn later, as moisture to the soil! Smokingr Room and high wages is nd cause for buafness men to become disgruntled and trace their troubles to the payroll no means "a" spendthrift" began a cneca. ,.r, ... smoker, insertinga cigaret in. a fnncv holder from a cheap package, ' J.- - K' Barrington, National Cash "had not had a great deal of social Register executive: "We are enter-in- g experience. ' One day, he asked a an age when, business every- girl to go to a oance. ne was icii-In- g a friend of the proposed party" where is alert in seeking to do its work quicker, easier and more ac- when the friend suddenly inqaired: : " 'lid you send her some flowers curately. Machinery in business soon, will make, pen .and ink ..meth- ior tonight?' . " 'Flowers?' said the Invijor, rshe ods as obsolete as the automobile - - ; has made'the horse and uggy. i I isn't dead'." " '. h In and that thereafter you could flood tha country with it and no - -- - -- . rru- - " , - - -- T e g,. , taso-olaUo- n, ' - NATURELAND r- (Hill Billy'e views, in his daily stories, are his own. They necessarily, coincide with 'those ot this newspaper. EDiTOn.J , . . ' , When fall comes in,-thBy HIIX BIIXY high A disgusted reaaer asKs me; "wny tnis siuy around ana arouna ; California and you go out ' . , Why, do we work to eat and then eat to be able to work some moreTi hunting for black bear, of which What sense is thex4 to that sort of a life?'', j ' " . " The answer is: "DPN'T." you seek out the there r? Datches' of bulh cherry. There you Don't what?- Don't eat: miss half your meals if that is all that you are working! will' alwaya fina'brullTlecause he are eating more thn you should; if your belly &tja' slmpry(rtea-e-piMiehhrrie- s which mines ;your. amount of being boss of your belly, instead of letting It hbas yoa. of a very small marble, appears in I don't .work, to eat; most of mv .rfmunerative bright red clusters. But dont try activities are carried out that the family may eat; ' one yourself. The cherry is so bite frvd'sitAM acquire an education; abide in suitable urban en- -' ter that one wonder what sort of vironment; appear fashionably clothed; secure neces- - taste a bear has. It is so bittelf that i 88 ry medical and denial attention when required. only one will leave a misery' in your ' ', Personalry,,! can live, yes and support three cats mouth for days. 9& s $ and a pup, buy my clothes and pipe tobacco oA, four bits a day. ,1 do it right along; I could do it on two Wyoming hunters claim that their : blt a day if I would raise my own. vegetables,-keeslate is the last huntf nrPradiHri ' a a goat, a few hens, and swap some cordwood for my the United Btetes, altho they admit " " ' . that paradise extends across th neighbor's hams and bacon. Nobody "merely works to eat; townsmen work to line a bit Into Idaho. Mowse, elk, not xnlyieed themselves but a Bew automobile every and bearare still plentiful.-especiaother year; they work to .slip on hardwood floors; in the Teto'ns, which are called the " -. ATIMI X11H they work to feed new records tp a $400 console talk- "Alps of America" and are uosurmoun-ta'-- n log uiacbine; they work to buy radio tubes; to wear tur coats; to give passed for rugged and grand a player attachment, scenery. Tr-- state is full of daughter a grand" piano better get one with " ' 1 ' - "dude" ranches, where' rich easternbrother. ' .' To me, In the hills, all this is very futile; I do not have to- rush about ers are taken in and guided on Many of these and work my head off to get some money to trade that money for enjoy- hunting expeditions. ment; I fisfgo but ln Ihe woods and find my fun; d ywi thmlrjmoney. ranches advertise- In easternDews-is- sr can purchase me a greater afternoon than I can achieve any day by dig- papers and magazines and most of autumnal trout of the brushy tnem guarantee a near 10 every ging a can of wtSDSs atrt coajfiag-th; 'A, guest. . r j'holes in the lower pasture. A man can be as smart as a Jlmson weed; he can get his lif direst from the sun, the air, the ground and the waters of the earth.---? twenty-fiv- e years em-- - -- BUIGrC WttkUMterpieae Dsdies by FUr TellwiMotor X5o: Complete Automotive Service T 'Cor. 1st West and Center 52 West Center . Thone 279 iBulcDeaiers In Prqvo for WHFV BFTTTB. AFTOMOBTTCT ABB Trovo.ytah 13 Years BnrK wn.i, ; rtTTTin tup s |