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Show - THE HERALD: - - w t . by th Herald CorporaOn. X. PeLS-b- od ntWt Kkttw At jpotofflcaj&1'owyuifJL O South 4lM NKA Senrto, s. Newspaper- AiMdtUM, fia C Rods-art- . president, at J&ditottai sOt lMt&J!B3U Bemo. aaa ina Bcnyp Ifm 4 m. M SO not receive dltcc; dltor and aaagr; R. W. ' N,.Cjclr-!Bouii-d . tkerto-rW- Professor Barnes', dictum. It is very difficult not to say impossible for millions of people in America to prove, scientifically, the xisteiicelIerbei4lM liona know is what they read in the papers and see and hear V ki'o For- - wr a mt I Lf 7 I 1 n: 1 II ? u T ina- - If ."-...tj- pisrimop has his dress shirts made lineaoesniKirow nwney Chief Jack Barnett . Down in Oklahoma," Big adT w reaiT" W Ye nowadayB gay8 Dr. not ont - ''; James ft West, BaplUUNo ' wet into grudge should be carried good-ilied the new year. Even ont means a constant burden grudge - nd a mean soul " . ' t"William Sproulr, retiring preafc y pro- dent 8. P. Ry.r "Tye-liv- " arram aad schedule a long-- time. Now I'm Koingtoliv wllhou1 V ... ed iy among all those suffering from stomach tronbies of any sort. . I l- I t I I .1 ' y 1 SJ - V I VsTI I YAjF IsK jCfl lV" V' I y J I - f S r 1 Xi If Ty ii I -- : in haste i w,- 'jr I f i sf I J8?5 ..-- V -. 1 1 I - i I I 11t I 1 I I I I I I ' I J II w iyJr O-'"'?"- tj- -' ' - dou Scientifically tae;evenj -- That is 17 1 ' 't? 'X7' I ' 'Mr,. hol. i juwt-- . EPTT-- .. AHLAMR -- USE-rubbe- filFCCO.. y - University Ave. Phone 182 - : of influenza, bronchitis, cough, cold of other resplratbry infection, is usually a period of great weakness. 'Then vitamin-ric- h is special need for well-ielect: nourishment to rebuild resistance. Many peoplo ' have found nothing quite) so beneficial as ' ed ;ScbTTauji5iow': OF PURS VITAMIN-RIC- H COO-UVE- R i and see thenu Ask for a demonstration. . 4 r . Scott's .Emulsion is cod-liv'vigor. ii pleasant to take ana digest eastlyS er cil that ANDERSON FORD GARAGE 241 West Center Vlyaa& jPncet Coupe, Plymouth's weatherproof hydrauel lie brakes give instant in stopping any weather another feature possessed by "00 othercar " " near this price v- I)ovo Touring four-whe- Effec tive December 20A 2-D- . De Ltixe 675 695 ' f-'-- t; Sedan" oor the fewotber ptl 695 wrsintheWst-grea- m v, vT77.Tin we highest fossiblequaUty,the if you en--I Tg : ' compare the Ply, feature by feature, -- . . - ""t,(l Economy tvlth modern " 'i Plymouth is .winnW oh' the rorc. of: greater' dollar value. -- and yoV n prove that fact to yourself in far less tits? djan it takes to tell you. ; m l8.5 t j - avcragcspecswithcruietsmoothness;7gre engineering-Chrys- ler oor 4-D- carcunal prtn- - - . tktroU. ; Sedan 1675 e, , ,?655 Chrysler Motors -- Plymouth's 45 b. p. engine assures and get- typical Chrysler. pick-u- p mamtain to iibiUty higfi way plus o Roadster ' . Economy with icjety- -r -. Economy tvlth power Almost every type' now available or immediate delivery. OIL If you are now paaino through a time of Wefknes v.hy not let it help nouiish.you back tQ strength -- and showroom. Come in e economy of operation; See the New FORDS now on display iii oiir .THE Full-Siz- is the outstanding full-siz- e car in this, price class, giving-roo- m for five grown-up-s, with real 476 So. rs' as Ecofsomy tDill't , t' writ emooaying sucn uuporconc improve . mcnts, as . aluminum" alloy, pistons, , targe main bearings, "positive pres . stirc-felubrication, rubber enfcine r cd mountings and torcruejreactiott '42 East First North Street ' i , " ,neutralizer - a . I r - . .... I N '.iVi I Y Installeiitata1 Saving f I fJ'taTLah 'tiPZf&t Plate Glass Auto T' H . fZrtin&GJW. &r - .. I l7lTjlf- 5 Z!S" 5 V I r I I Vr 'J.tttJf-PZ. fC :.. I .V I I lJ 11 I- - II I - I v . ! ''" Iv J I " I" Tk '0" - iH 1 tZj AffltW'VV'AftltQy 'VTI I f 'iM;-v,illMf.O.U DETnOlTX ' lift I I- V-- X N AX X'fy'Zi .Vr'"yr I 1 2r X tvO'vl I I " - ri I 1 1 ' -l IX ?V TSJ VI fT- - :: , - -- 1 - Family Fireside Pun, Museum of Natural -- -. --. History has opene'd MP.,"halt.? hang tip one of fishes" si&d 1vsa arranged your stockings 'Christmas, In such a way as to show the "What on earth want to possibility that animals. Including ,hans up one of mine forf se.4. man, came up to land from the so 1 1 can see what's in It with A lew fishes living today have true out c; getting out of bed .Jlba American Boston Transcript. e has dried' up. Specimens of these ihy j.r"C"HUSBAND-HEAVENL- Y " " fish are on exhlbltioawith four legs ' ; tlon."' . "I've burned the steak, darling-- . the shape of paddles, which are in S. P.: new president Paul Shoup, tho equivalent of fore and hind legs and I've lust discovered we haven't "You eari't- measure success entire- of land animals. The" theory is that a single bit of coffee in thebouse. T That's all rlc-ht-. aweethMrt these fish belong to long past egea. ly by the yardstick of wealth csre much for steak, anyway. Jdoij't ' The Soviet government has a wTOpen a can of heann and warm I against- - exporting live Russian .them up while I run down to 'the- ENGLISH YOUR sablea and the most expensive and ninVIlAtlf1 fMbia I attractive of all wild geese, the DONT SAY "He was running goose. Yet both the- sable the bouse." "Toward" Is cof- - animal and the bird arrive" In New New luminous auto license plates, . . ' JecL."e.YorK m regular shipments, con- which shine out visibly for several . . PRONOUNCE "assure" as if signed to American game breeders. blocks, aro now being tried Mok with 'stress on' The Russian government Is poor bourne, Australia. - " spelled In "hurt and "u" as "use." and it will make exceptions f or real r whtftt you moneyriaw-oDON'T no law. .w-.- -. mean "overshoes.'' buC - ADAGE popularly used. often A double-dec- k .bus,, providing misquoted: "Almost kills no man-w- berths for 26 people, and hot meals ""Almost' was never' hanged," during the long Journey, recenUy .as Ray reported it, three centuries was completed for service between 1m Angeles and Philadelphia. - JI - I V tI - 1iL, iN fI e, AdOied Axiom Marry ana renent in Hon- -. - NATUEELAND t nf J --: ;'' TIP OF TONGUE - l-- - ' Vlif S. - - ----- Jfd 'JifSK AO j stove-pin- ..jsy- - - . 1 -- " i Mt- 4- - -- a',T rr illness ptvecntagea. place aoae- -j ip ruanintiilacoun-- 1 in a mgni, oy aiacovry juiutu vu like one fourth of our hos--f m misceithing try to bav.his away gave Barnett Mr, land. Promptly, ai.uuu.uuy hA... WUtJieUUUU. . . - high silk hat made ont nf . U .'i . it1111 tlnjtal patients where, they ar 7a npniifl fflTIB. inannnrT cause of or abdominal tlon of and heated by Mr. Barnett did not know troubles. stomach More vitamins and less electricity to keep his bald spot "aside the gifts, on the ground that orders sweets will true value of money., flow, another federal judge .' pisrtf warm. strtnjftU, r', the human machine and lessen the .' Barnett to pay his lawyers $139W3. a When Is mule 1 Dr. of newly-madhe e Harris is illness, op-danger in Indian . Mfttviin HVa lAw orwtedmM to teach kicking, in- - i hevcr pulling.. The jsame is.itn:4ci, an advocates blown the 117000,000 millionaires the value of money. W.by, Icrcase cohsmnutlon and i men. two or three first class law. a decrease in sugar use. particularaway in giftswouki;haveired " " re, as "JsF.-- of. steel, palnft-- white, 1 jay. "e t Mr. bulge. . other-cercmoh- y . D WpBlrif ' L when minister ask fljtte ed Attorney Ash- pi'' can, who Is very absent minded; 1929 'MS easy subjects for stomach troubles, , according to Dr. Seele Harris, AlHe has got to be taught white man's abama physician, who points out Lo the poor Jndian ' of that the average sugar consumption values, all of them. He already, makes a pretty appraisal - in this country has Increased four- dumbis he a mftfAlitv but and Hnnrtr. religion, Ait wan'i half century. Far -Medskiajberwh lolly civilized, IW la tin tobber Shop "Apropo of the .Id railroad Jokes." said a ,mok- -, his chin and a stray plece rubbing i ot soot at T.. - T5jjuu(;nirier uvgave a inena a the same time, "1 recall a passen-erro- n bottle of hooch for Christmas, and a slow train who yel'ed at thoughtfully added a Red Cross , the conductor durine on- nospitaj mt to help In numerouS-sTo- ps; 'And what have 4s we stopped for now?' Education: The process of taki" Taking on water,' growled th! ng" a boy who would make a first-claconductor. mechanic and turning him " 'Hen,retDrt3 into a fourth class engineer. 'tt.'pasaenseV' Take this teaspoon, and go out an4 , Art Shannon. help them'." ceremony underway, Shake a leg, Junior, climb In the "Do auto, take yon Well make 60 in this darn' or j this woman to be your lawful wed- -ded wife?" Attorney Asiican re-hack, Out th' highway to the. muny air- - plied: "I object, your honor! That ' evidence Is Immaterial, irrelevant, port Air mairs coming on the skyhlgh and Incompetent!" Plans for aa- track! bave been ln-- ; V IijL ':?mL1 v f InSrnokingRoom happy young oou- - Change cars tor Phtnney pie was rt&jidlng pnvallup, Kokomo, YpsilanU Ridge and uie cape of Good Hope! : .''ail:lie' was ' Down th' s'reet to the U. P. depot Mail train's etrniln' down th' west-bound track! . are ---- back, - who Is said to be th only man In the United States Whose shirt does -- agar y 1891 - : , " EO" Klddo Hurry, BUI! Come Kua like Hghtnin' n don't look - WKLL-DKES8E- . . y, . . tret-enou- - " . - ' Itorrnnich sugar and lsitnln iooda go into th9 - .- ntZ terial from the booklsUreading and ciren-W- rs definitely vostponbd. which are thrown onto the CaUed Church Off: Marriage fm kigaes ing finds maprcfty Iaj girl front porch. - ... j uproar! This to Miss Fern later in a matrimonial Institution. i.IgteTOclvB?s nearly everything, has discovered Blootz and Attor -ffnnffipr,f.ii"rw',".""niMVifvvwTtfTifVrfW,ii that a blue-B- ay TSherease the ney SI Ashcan, News Item of a dark browa taate. says: London- Brewer whose weddingj Little Bobby looking at hia baby NEXT!, was cancelled at juugntea hy King. sister) ."Mama, mama, come quick! The baby's hatohlntr a new tooth!' the Just moment! From the beerage to the peerage? .f lat fnt: , 'Every once In a whUc, there: comes Into 4he fasfi loned man who shopiwraa wear a watch Newt Year's Resolution. TSTo. Mn- - aartn ilcb l a mal) ; monkey any more bootleg V1"' w a peacn ntnn, iquor maua out oi carbed wire fencing and rusty naihe ,to come so he Can get plenty of: free ma- The first movie with sound ac danc companiment was a hula-bui- a er who sang. PROVO fATIONS - " ' 1 -- -- bell as ver met a genuine stamp the veriest eet nVw. irtampgb kisses from a pretty girl finds to yow- - " .. hate th. girl who - aaswersfi "BlahJ" TQiea.. she's reproved-b- y her 4car W - .Teaching uthe Burden" Values fellow who spent 110.000 !, -- American or a mlHIonalre. ",!?0??i?Wi ' ed a T -- and thousands of men ye, scores of Jbousandstweuld-b- sl thrown out of .work and beside there'd be fewer jobs men and mechanics and oil fields workers and men on tank ships sugar consumption; 1 ' Ut' an eveBlnrff wpulCnot Tcclor 1 upstage in thto all there wa, to know about down Sugar-saturat- w" jt.ii. LUon.whehad)entVUfeUinoniw f . 1J0 SSf a -- I lu,ran wkT . ".i,u'm onayeriricl that -- 4-'- . thonundi unm RHXY hand777ery . th only bobby thai lntrlg- - the miUIonalr and 4 schoolboy would bother t eoUect intktue furniture colonial giaa war or first editions, and no art dealer could mak a Ing holding an auction for prosperous men 1a any western city: that la. a regular weekly or monthly auction of paintings. V ?J?tnd,s a atamp club session ther'sre col-lecuon. members; thr catalog valueTf th ! yers.- .rlnsiderlstowofjJl fini " - 1 1 , -n- : alofte does not rule the wpricL MajeBtieallyyofrhe-efge- n ana ranroua men Of the universe, unrolls a movie of marvels that science can sndln a dozen ether line of work' not explain and may never be able to explain. tsy iana we JFhe important tmng is xo namiaunjn-uoa- . Wfren these- men got out of loballK science is of small comfort Uveand-b- y iaith we nd their buying power would stop case, either in i spiritually, nd that wowld'aftetfhfeand e difficult tcrrove rshdwn4haT?1tfs tJjJScience may have department stores - and groceries existence of God.'"But science, by discovering the marvels and bootleggers mjjfWi'rYT - " ' ct Che world, has made it well nigh impossible to believe that and finally it would affect you Howdy, folks! The New Year Is already several daya old, but Jim because your pap?r would there is not a God. , restuarants are UU using,, feel the pinch and maybe decide It oil tn salad dregslnf, could get along without you a chance" to out youf theory that a Ynah Bolivia and Paraguay ave deiiPMnltatha nrevalent talk about graft and bribery, there test live can $f00 a clared a: truce! but munition mak in for the hills law our men in conscientious are1 still plenty of honest, ers are not" worrying? 'They can almonth and be happy departments, ways dispose of their surplus AmTn Nw York the other day a patrolman came Upon two Jim I don't want to. see you loan munition in Chicago. --r- .. . truck into the cellar of your job because i get a kick out men unloading Ajsyjterious-lookin- g : How to snrsrlMT a tMi Start to of staff to went reading Might every over your investigate -- n smnrtmpjit house. Susoicious. he kiss her. H'hon ahn says Stop, offered him $4000 a good "Hind sc you'd better forget about how dare yon!" don't kiafe her Note 'One of thffmen cameJorward and this scheme of yours to "take and think up a better one , deal more than theTpatrofman's entire yearly salary surprise on her face. . bt'caune prosperity depends on a walk around the corner for five minutes." LI'l Gee Gee, th artful minx, Is a it could have spending and not on saving This policeman refused to do 'AND, LISTEN: Working for 20 very thrifty girt She1 is nqW using been done without any fear of. detection and although the years -'and then quitting like you the office paperclips as lingerie Ws ahead with offered was Immense. Instead he went 1I and I are plannlng-'- ls right fur clasps. s investigation; found the truck loaded with whisky, and ar- us butd on't get everyone doing It WHAT THE Jim or we'U be sunk. , rested the men involved. MAN WILL WEAR Pflmfortinir to read of such things, in this day when cTMt ta Amna ll us owe a little All of for taken almost granted. is Bflfcm C eorroptlon Slshmop,' promi-- n mra?a er t hb" aebt xo xnai vpriguv. vinvet Iubman, - 4 t'-- & L If a million people decided to do4 without cars and save the mony a Considerable section Of thrf auto- moblle industry would have to shut die-ra- ' a4 :: . ' -- qulU frankly, and yet I receive letters of ap''- proval fram mature menr and from boys anent my Aocasional stamp collecting stories and epl ""' ' odea that I do from any ether topic , . the hold Stamp collectors area quiet tribe this hobby has upon the nation, and th werU. -- -. , I not realized by , the hobbles there ' ; " are, this one of stamp collecting la the only on that to important enough, and widespread enough, " ot-ecJy rnaintain-club- e In alsable-ct-ty la the land, but that Is able toeveiy support regular''" --auctions I most of 4b big eitien- - ration where -- in an American period - whttt would happen ; - that , you it 2 ; dy; rw ai .wcnyjtUateTr that you e . ' r. 7M - two well suppose everj-onelt way and dtcldcfd to banli 4he-i- snow-cappe- multi-millionai- ... - J yon were pity ' on the movie screen, They take the idea that there really is such a person as MrfHoovet entirely on faith They believe the newspapers anduhe luovtes? For believers in God there, too, are newspapers and meries. The newtthat there is a benign power is spread, for all Who will read, in the starry heavens, in the green forests, d hills. .. in the sparkling waters, m the and sunrise sunset, shout that there and evening, Morning Is a supreme power. Wind and rain testify that "science" - I . of j f frequently I speak of cats; thn of poltucs; then of hard cider; then 1kcs and children, and wind up giving honorable mention to LiL- - This X t discovered, I write ef. nothing that to not of interest to Jae I wilted nothing that Ut pot an occasion far large and Juicy raxs from some other body, H, Take stamps now; numerous correspondent Take ypur The rergyhT1ay ourfaith. . .than ever Ooodellj managing ovi-en- ce -- 4 ' D6es Science Prove, or Disprove trod? - A f. ample: you told jrie onee that to buy a ear. for Prof. Harry Elmer Barnes of Smith csKegeHrwems to "have not going wain one being aurreu up American clergymen wivu ju otutcmcni. mat hated the dratUU things and the other being has shown ft to be difficult Jto prove the very existence didn't feel yoq had the of God." " WHAT IF A --Here's : " ' .. i jiksMant . It wouMnt work mainly IcausTtlu.' uian wh aayaa tnongh la 20 year to retire imply doesn't , boy ; a lot of thing, that he mTghtMmd o he nattotuU demBd I and U eveiron saved UitiftHy tor 20 years cmmerca would and wf d be Wo? t - ;- ?"r1-VVCr-0UT,-.- (Hi!l BiHy'a.jyiewi, la bis daily stories, are his own. They do not necessarily, coincide with those of this newspaper EDJTOE.) ' . HX HILL BILLY. , write about stamps; SomeUmea I write aboot treei; sometimes ome.--i-bo- InUurMtiag would be very J U'' t f aJ-t- tAAKtSlTX' I " M.) waiting Jifa J yutdoubtless1 and Poclrt3rreporter,07; Editorial hsmmWiw p. iotWephon 498; I J. H.--J. Dear Jlmr While your scheme for , and a copy rBUtt iiljwrid,te your rufldoc. aiTir la th ounty. 45 cents' to month; Subcriptloa lerms-- By outaid thyetr la 4rayijE K. Oonnar Rasmuson, ducted by j offle, ne ff v ZUra M a Meoa4lftM ."fern'ow Some Like 'Em JJyJYilliaras ; - CamHkJal A uOmbb, Kattojjal Advortlslnt; Representatives kb iranclsc office. 607 Monttottterymi Chicago office, 410 N. Ar4 Jfw Tork attic, IS W. Ui 8t Boston efflca, Tr- TUpTtfne--Bui- OUT OUU WAY COS HI f r1S4? il f. , FELLOWS j THE OBSERVER criciirrro - f-r- "PEOVOSUKDAV HERALD, SUNDAY. JANUARY 6. Phone 1057 I |