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Show rPItOV.O SUNDAY.liERAID, SUNDAY, OCTOBER 9, 1927. fAC&TWO MMWOULDIKIi THE HERALD ., ipEn ly the Newspapers. '' i ;! . - ' . r '; .. Co(.yrl)il, li27) . i. tck! Ilwady. Telihone-8uslufofflee, 63; Society reporter. 107; Editorial room, 1208. If you do Lot receive jour paper he fore 9 p.m. telephone 95 and a copy m ill be delivered to your residence. 1 - $5.00 i"the yearI V:; V (5.U0 the eonnty, 43 centa tbc month: tu tbii wimty, county, mall ridwrace; by termsBy carrier la Subscrl.itioB iauU.4a sv-- v r7 V KiCTiCE. 1 A C'KI ALVrVAW'S -- TELL x A jr" will be for sour til announce that a camel can only go without water for 0 days, Zi hours aud CO minutes, of 7 days. . i Jf W MEWTAU CAUSES ! 1 I In Smoking Room J : Seven bandits, under cover of a Miu'hlue Run mounted in a stolen Ixs-- i Aiinel6 Htito, have looted bank, at noon time. Very C'blca- goese.i . Kmiutnr JiinipR Yi. T'lio. lv: 1'. jiti thinks thut the VXJH camiKiifrn A will lak issues and that Walsh of Montana, in the bent man for the aud two DeuiocrutM. rutting two " - tgethor, Jim? Each rixim of the 85 new schools which Chicago will build, nest year, will have a radio set It la going to make children love school, If you can iteiieve that - the regiirtration of 7872,- under California's new bar act, it is estimated that she has Considering And they aU have : "The Pullman porters' demand for t a of tlpa reminds ifie of a porter's tip ou rme of my trliis from Chlcagu," remnied a Tery angular drummer c front Seattle. "Among were two very George' chftrgf Hngulitr ptntfrs who kept him on the Jnmii, night and day, clear into Los A ngeles. Xtoe mornings one of the old girls missed her breastpin. Khe went straight to the conductor and accused'that porter of stealing her pi. Of course, they found the pin had dropped down behind a cushion of the berth. But, the black boy was so mad that he was speech- As the two women stood be-resR. side their gri)i at the Los Angeles one of then banded George .depot,. i , ..ii. i e winin i I. it'll cenus roaiiyiug xoriu, look after ouselvea the rest of our , trip, Birr .'' "Yo all shore rwlil, for all me, replied vthe porter 'fcn fHs 4iile hopes to Gawd yer trip runs clear through to Australia'." ' cut-ou- tu. . . At a wedding In Southampton, Eng.,- the "best man" dropped the . MOLASSES MEASURE ring through a grating in the church floor. The bride didn't bite him When making molasses cookies, fyit they're watching him, in case cake or candy, dip your measuring siiicide should "suggest Itself. cup into flour or eowstarch before measuring the molasses and it will Right in her second honeymooniug not stick. at Ilonolulm-Mr- s," Horace Dodge-Ben- . ' s Manning, has nilxplayed $40,- - . The country is becoming more (MX) worth of nor lewcls: and, mls- prosperous. Every pig von ' run Itlaced Jewels are- alinoKt h calam- - orerna ymir motor trips is- -a itous as misplaced husbands. thoroughbred worth $100. llsirEMSE. BoLGlMGr OF OOWKl-S- O "TO VVORK. BvbT 1rVT.FAr GUV KUOCK' HVlEEO r tKl A BATrMv SorT. The 4i(!ure- - ' iliyMVaWUfUo1.: Proxil " au fnl bum4 ti nali- - drooping y.Tr2l4f liedroom-sllpper-e- ed OBSERVATIONS AM COOLOkfT 1 WAO.TO GO niua-taeti- from bis vppef lip. What an aire- dale! voo exrlliiin. And rightfy. d The nuuVlle figure shows Mr. Pol lywog - wearing the Prwvacauon. mastache trainer. This little device may be worn In the fwivary ef your , cwn home. Its effect is magical! On the right is a phxtograph of Mr. Pollywog two weeks later. What handsome figure of ft man! No sphere where money couurg for real lonfr tloes he rrsenible ft dyspitie constructive work." Gene's sidekick and friend em- walrus! True, he has to walk tliru eat powered with all rights of attorney, dcorg sitfways, but now he can without having to Eddie Eagan of Yalp, Oxford, and other scholastic corridors, elaborat- wring the butter out of his mustache afterwards! ed where Gene's modesty forbade. You, too, ran have a streaiuline "I think Gene woujd make either a great ambassador or financial mustache! Write today! ik power," be said. ."He has poise, ''1 Oee Gee says the only way a tact, and the assurance "that his title ' child can hang on to Us mother's t naturally give him." to buy a ktrrs these days Gene has his new five years as carefully scheduled and planned as sk sk a great actreis, FINANCIAL MTL-ET1"f will box until I nm 35," h? "There is plenty of room in the says. "I will leave before I am deworld tcday for feated. Nobody will have beaten both the Fcrd me in that Iime.By that time I Motor company will br ready, for a Job of my own and General Moe st'lectioii not one which is the y . AC1yiT Maidarhe Trainer I Hies your nuviteehe catrb in reviving doers? Then buy av Froro-eartimurtaehe trainer! This little appliance will save yo countless hoiira of worry and anxiety, and c will positively prevent your from retting sbjiry when you 9nii$ai hl'tiiv A Serious Puzzle MAM HAD MEL SLATEO f 4 VXARM OMZ O' THEM -BBA1M TRADED, BUT Tlte tjfoim-&ftt&- the unfortunate things about that "Puzzle Baby" tase, at Cleveland, is that it may deter other women from iroing to a hospital, the bestplace, for their great trial. The hospital nurse in the case of Mrs, Sam Smith, at Cleveland, testifies that she was so rattled that she told the family physician, by mistake, that the Smith baby was a boy, when it was a girl. A good many woman will hesitate over riskin'g a mistake that leaves them with that ''puzzle" as to their motherhood. i is, ue One of : ... - bare-legge- Art ghanaem.' Don't Let Your Muslafhe Trail in ' .. v jvvH; ourhoup - " . CHrortXAE! ? WhatNvxt? stock-"Ingsvog- - V BRAiM vwoRWeR ml . The aert thins , has a wild hankering to lie prcsenc-e- d at court. Hat her, be hopes to do a himself in the role of IT. 8. ambassador to the court of Britain. . v Wants 'Lasting Title' 'Gene Tunney, the Adonis, Beati Brnmmel. 1ird Cbesterfhrhl, Euripides, 8hakeHxare apd Whom Hare You of the prize ring, woutel exchange his right to the title for which most of the 'masculine world Would sell its souL for a "more dignified and lasting title," such as nmhaK&udor, statesman, senator, famed archaeologist, or a. name meaning financial wizardry. :"T Listening to Gene Tunney, one wonders if he can be real or if there Is an Horn tin Alger hero come to life an ambitious boy..."wllllng to of circumstances." do anything for the Hake of my futine gathers that whatever that ture." Job is, Geite Tuuney, wor.'d heavy"Boxing "can never Tub my life weight champion, expects to be Just work- or profession," nyg Tunney. us important out of the ring as In "It's just a good Jol a buKlnpss InA a governorship an to which circumstances drew me. J fall within the scope of his am not a prize fighter from real even the preslaeney things just broke' that Hons. , way. "I was offered" a million-dolla- r Job Job for which 1 never really Hut If I can planned or prepared hold the Job, wouldn't I or any one be foolish to turn down an oppor- PAT BOX." Oct. - 8 Through "ths runrfjrtOTJuT oneTJir one's feet and 4e4frnj-fltajrtlMdml leave um in a iwsttiort j,,im y wiwn thniugh almost aiiy life program?" and the 150 students of the Nebo There, in a nutshelf, you have it! stake seminary In rayson, a motion Oene Tunney will "earn his pile" picture machine has been installed and then begin to do the Job he real- in thebni'ding to assist in thetndy ly wants to. do. ; of the. Bible. There are 2600 picttorn Fighte- rtures with the machine, divided Gene Tunney Is no born fighter equally between the Old and New like Jack Dempsey a fighter to Testaments. The students have aswhom the smell of resin Is meat and sisted In the movement by each condrink a fighter who would rather tributing one dollar: In fact, fight "than lie president. one entherx that borti "boxing'' and These Ford manufac his title are distasteful, if anything, turers who are in such dire straits to Gene Ttmueyi wizard of boxers ; out snare ought to start-rumln- g that "he- -! "merely counting time un parts for pedestrians. gi i 1 I ' V i " Seminary Buys ti Twj. - Moan, V - Perhaps w, reason-soprunn- see it vdrfrl IMS ' 1 -- Pl-flF- rs S s - aL ! EGAU AfS 5Ui(3 v. wwij'jr a covi 1UU fc A r moose J call u ' 'A Bungstarter says he never SHEEP rl WV will buy your Iambs or sell you feeders, lambs or aged ewes. Call - St DAYBELL LIVESTOCK iv : . ( CO. Phone 1260 mr'iM MM n me Vocal CRI-fl- C- Proro ma. u.s. pat. err. WASHINGTON TITRRS 01ZT BY HtA KRVKC MC 2PMNfii 5ALESMAN;Mtrr: WiRfe To fA. IN F (Cpi,FOK P POT IT CmPW5W-t- T kip? We'll THE' -- coce OOGWTP no oiiU-- r litlJ "TfifACTUi il' t lk"(i (M VJtHPOVl ftrX' m OOR"e9TC0r0M6R BALLR00L1 DANCING BYSWAN rAetu COO$i(4,v)ltt. WobJER, m TttEM - ft LOTTft THE OLD 3UPH Hft HOKvXA GET WEV( 1 60Tcft: . V Up to date courses in fox trot and waltz given at the MILDRED HINCKLEY SCHOOL OF - L- N. Univ. Ave. -Wi S!-- ' j . - - CAOSt DMS-iTH- kN. HKF eV ONCi UPOH.A- v- - 5HWi8 ' , D ITS- - 6M"rtR lM TneeS A'TOWM. - ONUS KE"REE ESTV6TK -- --- HW&OU "T"'- Beginning rj r i S J "T CAUgTft POT UP ft October 10th Classes held every Monday at 7:30 p.m. 5! Per couple 8 lessons $5.00 Call Nina Huish Booth 183W VjlPL- ' - ., " vJi u. ; Ma. a mt, flfgS2S 1Q1MT t wca atwviei, we fMCf . 60-2.7- . m Virfrl VOUR. Addled Ashm: ,U's tlie woman (hat plays and plays and plays. -m- 1 i II 7 VS0OPS BEftERTrlAW-WA-r- m CAfiAPlAkS . IttAt DANCING ,i m-T- ri; -- he audience suffering. I A BARREL WE . f(EARl TROQ SOLOS'. KM.e S I 7 - (m Lot- 7 n . Vbli SrloQLP GO Od frl AIR VirTrl OiB OF I RSAiPrTlOKi IS ttftgRD ' LACKiMQ m CCt v BvAhern VoLSR OPERA ?fi M POfjmCELLO 15MARKr?P KARSrl EFFoRTf-AA- iP His rARrlB CAAiTAMTe, V becausL-thejr-jdon- -- -- BV althe ways close their eyes when they -- like to-J sing Is 't Picture Machine J Joe. '' ai MfTROPOLl-TA- V step-bidde- Alfred P. president Hits General Motors Corpot ation. J inrtrtii Torms RtV ' - , ' r VEST GOOBA tors." -- , OUR BOARDING HOUSE out-Win- jri- - BUMPS. : aAw orr 1 KNQW1D& ' ' . " , 1 be aurpristrd If BCietitisl Owing to repeated reports of an impending."no anionggiflsrIr.- WV Cooper, CaHfomias state superintendent of 6Cliools,n'elt: impelled to look- up the statin bathrole and KUpnera. bill. .aJUawa. anjti. ,tlvA. fcre Jrno l&w thetiene. Twiwv. utes veOo..aiiie t estate of iedand, palatial d they want to, against school girls going itnure. T7 'Tnaiiy' parts ah ' Th:1jircggcd. vogee tH bis "pile" Is reaflyund lie orn be By ALF.NK Sl'M'NER "l"h?couiitry,wjth.jiQ kitasyppKsaJt JL& uponjacMoh-- . r fHKX IScrviee Writer ' bewant8 to lie, . : ' Tlei)over ditions that intolerance grows. Push a vogue based on nudity CLEVEI-AXlJSonte day, t). Gene kicked his far enough and "personal liberty" will surely get another dose James Joseph Tunney , champion feet a bit impatiently when pressintolerant legislation, for which, the slaves to heavyweight fighter of the woTld, ed for an exaet of cotton wants to doff description of his white his ring voeue will, themselves, be responsible. It was the licmor in shorts for the satin knee breeches future life. to be amendment 18th worn at the court of Kt." James. terestsf, very largely, who caused the. "Something gentlemanly, scholar. ThIH does not mean that the . . put into the Constitution. and powerful," he said. "Some heavyweight champion ef the world ly, ; - rirn(bjt denied tltal left in a rainwter bar. bone-hai- n ., -- OtO VOO E.VER i ret will tuw iote nukes! ' - ; t 'I twfT candidate for the Poisoa Today aooM clubbers, Gen. Pershing, in his speech at Paris, Tuesday, jsaid: "Men are wondering why the code of honor that prevails among individuals cannot be made to operate between governments. If stealing and lying are wrong and illegal between " ' men, why not between nations ?" The answer lies in. the fact that codes, power and plans of proceed ure often are controlled by oligarchies certain organized, concentrated "interests,'' The lone wolf Is not very dangerous and he is, in fact, a coward.' But, running with the pack, he will dare and do 'most anything. To promote one code of honor among governments, make the "interests" which, in the final analysis, govern, accountable. If Ihey would have war to promote their stealing of aggression, conscript them and their dollars; make the profiteers pay . . the cost in blood and money. 11,500 lawyers. to eat, ' it i . - Whf, we wvufclnt Makings Of A Code. I r- . . I I l ... --Mat , - brut; Bnonncea time highbrow elt'iilutntit, and not bunnies, lay Eajaer espn. - . f , - OUT OUR TFAF i - . exhimtiou tbat -; . tcrtuzvem beeause tidJW-de-wlnk- loatnea ht- - club U the lady who lean a t dirty diW to play bridge, s . , .. aiukf Mdtcral lite druf-l- L aJ be porrd ut Um arid. . . . a) , e-- iy be wara ber Lit Gee Gee aays a sood name for G Mocking sausage fashion. . Below some of the atiununer eottagei wikijU be "Jiobody Home." knees. Tb' dem Urtle raadcap !-- It'a wt a question of time until N. Gunnar Iibuiusun editor and malinger; N. C. Ilicka, county editor; I". K. Siusleton, busbies niuuagvr; Jeaace Clark, advertMnf manager; JO. W, Goodcll, city editor. ' plaVg blstoriaa dvUrea ('tunabtei' real wrnie waa Salvador arc. Vrb, and we. aupiMae Baaia tlafla real nouue 1 Klmer J. Juhnaoa! t i 1 - , A Mm4 tWista-pb- er ny f j .lii a, t.St'--:- ' T Joe says hi Adaaa'a apple k so frtwUve that it risea and fa4l with . Ike iiJ rk.- - PKU.WULA i iUW3 l U.S. ATiIBASSADQR SOIiIE DAY Herald Corporation, B. G fiodpeTa, preaJdeat, t Mtter 60 So. 1st W. t Prov o. Ctah, dally. Entered at aecond-elaa- a at U post office la ITovo, Utah.- - Member of the United Prena aaaocla-tiaMCA Service,- - Paine Editorial Service, and the Janes G. Scrippa published '' ttrvagtli. I |