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Show THE SUNDAY HERALD; SUNDAY, MARCH 23,1326. fAGKxr: NEWS FEATURES PRESS COMMENT" EMTQMAL PAGE I . iaiSMBilSMMaWBMWWWMBSBBBsWM p A Paradox THE EVENING HERALD Jncle Sam tiow w dry! ? "By fantastic, clever juggling, Politic and much debate, Our nation has attained this glory . a rAna 13 now lnmiacUlafcc e about the rumors What caret-shOf the booze in cellars dark. Or the empties that are garnered Yom the alley, istreet and' 4rk. And the men we oft'isee stagger Who were formerly eupposeu To be drunk, are only shamming Or, a trifle indisposed. Seated in the Hall of Justice : The Blind Goddess on her throne Listens to distorted statements Wiiich should never be condoned. BlackesHies and. foul deception littlfi pnep. oughtat-V4iry Are from lips of perjured hirelings , Very easyio entice. ':. Men of honor whose intention . Wo- - ASSOCIATION ENTEKPBI8B H. HornUm v N. Gunnar Basaau oa ........,. ...Publisher .Qtj Editor daily Jn 1922. PublUM in th Uerald building, 60 South First West stre4, Provo, Utah, every evening, sxtnnuiv. n Sumlav niorniiur. Delivered by carrier .in Provo. Bench, and Pleasant Ylaw. AH comIjiie View, TineyarLi?renk Priivo at once. Telephone W plaint of whatever ni)tur shotlld bethemade postffhsi,in Provo, Utah. Entered as second class matter at rif.MUhod Id 185: a a (lift WUl 13BI - whefl"iragniBijted--lartheg-lin- t'fequiibt'kr- e : ; ." . r J Today 's .Outbursts. Jiiiu ajoiier a "Wffk ago the box at tlie nmin P). f 'o driii) Jn Tie never did Uroi ill U'g still fu bis pocket, lint, of cor!,.he will tell her so. tie only curls a jjlrl has these n jays are curls or smoke. . . "Did you know Mary is engaged to a fellow with, a wooden leg and she broke it off," ' I'on't follow have a cold. . ISetter Ion"Bean says couples often have t be wife --um theia. .ri. but - Only .. - -- -.- - see iiKe - "Slop !' shouted 'a flapiier of Pro- - "I wou't," he retorted. "Ail right," said the flapper,' ftI'vedme . my duty." Flora tea an' JJaail Uidji't JiiriMiiXcjJie, Candles on her liurju GmtnMiskeyTporterffeiTyTiTr Any one, or all rof these. A'ti,ljj4Jw-alut4Jjliik- her birthfluvs nre made light of. "Andhilether-iiattonirworide- ' Ours still hides it's jars and crocks is figured in thereckoning. ' As A Moral w; m. wilson. . . - 1920-B- uick Coupe I I -- - I n r -r Florists fay the outlook for aprlng - irTtryByr"- to be ; . . 1924-ChevroI- 4- - et enclosure pass. - . . I CDuco) 1 - . - -- Paul' J. E. 8.: Neither ' do I. --Let's-1 stdrt a new tabloid newspaper.- - -- think7Hp;;any-4ecre- i !' to f success. ta fiar-r.Ui- ii, -- . 34-4- : St v zizizii: The French are great showmen. '' S' ' v j -- j i 7.7 ft. 1 rA- '" V. asveD him sx l- - BOMlAs A&Ol WMW ;'"Zr- - .ekPecT SO SQOvijl NOU-OKJL- fc': ': RAl-S- I nut. thue Of course there was , .,. I -- 'I inforced even so dividual as Albert C. Rlechie to compromise with - big convictions ... more or less. n And fUtfiight- - liiisr: "JEIowever, help befmotber,T For she wasn't vry. strong. Oh, she couldn't help her mother, iaiy.land- fliief - awornrta this favorable estimate, or it-wouldn't have been H. L. Mencken, The point he was making was that the rottennesgjif politics had say his prayers." BuT sue couldn't considering that TirXTMeacenspeaking exectit iver- - It was Hrl- - II. L. Mencken says a good Menekeav who-- lleaa up mean remarks W make strongrX(nLJorsojuelwdxj:ou up your mind he must be something alxuit jieopie I inl erpreted what he liy CHATtl.ES P. STEWAltT ex' it si"r. counts It's the first step-tha- t id nhont. Gnvprnor RitrhlA as al- NEA Servieo Writer. . in an elevator shaft. Mrererrea to the governor as an most nnqullifledly complimenfary. especially WASHINGTON For the first aristocrat. Being an aristocrat, be1 I . ' ' I An cpitah:. J'X cuke of soup up real closeup I ever saw of Governor said, irives i.Tk.-..L.K:' Women forgive more easily than i . L it TTn llV tMAMI - fY Q TifUiM fft ' mnii For WUcn )iGoVrMtcMe - -- -- V of him, only ,vir5''r- '. . WKmfe1i$M j ERNEyrXvjSHOPS IyQO'f V;"-- Bull tftcliio ; to tri.t-- tlii ft. LOOV5M' pradficeT W '1 MIRACLES ' I PC?0MSED ME A HAS HAPPENED RSE!LOOV AT - - - - - ' J me mow;, doctor sy4 OtHEP? QRDEREO ME T0 'J j w Phone 279 Provo, Utah Our Used Cars Are Guaranteed For 30 Days 1 ant v JL d diinee-fo-s-tr- he pewer-offheali- ng, 'v - iiLdiiSlUKfeJmd. " 7--; - r4 fcring-ene-wo- hoaT Msf IfeS-W-f-- JafDJLjk'gThaiJ3 asm : iiwi Jk- - II but didn't quite finish) I as r, iitdetjtsd ttFTEditorBis-Iendtefof the "American Mercury." t dumb' lUteliie and Mencken are fellow A New Yorker has spent $10,(X)0 .:. lAixmiM a lot of money Baltimorcans.: :,fi could row uuon ihe to Befiepi TOtt Miiifcku:Ja ao well ritcr, tiefsonatly gikf She coukl, viimb among the rocks; (pialnted wiili. KQcLie. r Kiiowi : all She could. golf from morn till eveu-- ' A man who can't be shown any- - about his record ana has oodles of --" hiTtimne Tj.TptTTDiicernMisf him. . -- r "iiijT' .hiiig can lie' Shown tip. ht '- -"- lie wliuughahi;it Jorgeta. before his 'time coin 's. Kef rain. We all know exactly v. She could swing a would do--if we were someomv eiw bell, Until further notice we will of America took up the woolly Let pay you CASjl for your threerUmeajnjOLi8y!?I?i!' but that astute genlteman's remark about the birthrate us increase our vocabulary I y tniw- - EGGS and poultry no T0A.1 78 eftca-- ia y of the fmny tribe is becoming more understandable day by 1 waiting, no candling. Bring ' word I day in every way. youireggsnn-and-take-tOver in France a new mystic has arisen, Jean Baziat, metutal cash "with T0TI7 etc. v.ho, before the discovery of his magic WASATGH md1 more or kss honest living by tilling the sqil in the vicin- understand tliene things.' ity of Toulouse, (Oh, yes, he'll be over.) PRODUCE CO. Beziat has a rrovel way of doing it, a little different from Emile Coue's, but with a dramatic touch that is really appeal- - TRY A WANT AD III Phone 34 6 So. 4 W, V ing. IJcziat lays hands upon your bunnion, blows his breath upon it, and lol.that bcnion is gone forever. chant is different from M. Coue's. Here if is. ) r JT0I1R WA Y V .."Universal and Eternal Flame of Life, of. which my soul . arr. L raJ is but a me, I beg of you, a little part of -TcmJlf which is Me, and therefore strength, resistance and f r. Snecessful men are ti Dark, obscure. cloudy, dense, souiIht, Kouibrous, gloomy. VORD STUDY: "Use a word New "Healer Reported over Niagara since Savmlints of water have flowed horse P. T. 11 Tap, timts it. The dog goes shout with.his tongue out because Among thi things whlell full)"' to those who wait la spring fever. . - I Kyj W -- . . I J. Ed. at4he-restotjnatern- al - A A 4. npnger may be on yourself. thimi- for. there is a circus IN ENGLISH its own, It smiles on the crowd and shimmers irom the bangles right down into the hearts of the small folk. A nd the screaming calliope that announced the end of the parade, unless, a? is almost universally the practice, the MISUSED WOKDS OFTEN' small folk take 'it as a signal to run a few blocks amHeehe great sight all over again, on another streetand even, po- Dm't nay "she baa luxurious hair J' 77 ssibly follow if SayteurtHirt." displeasure aver allayed dinner.' All this will pass, another sacrifice to the god of modern, Bade. Pronounce "bad," not as a progress. Those whoyhave loved the circus parade will be in "aid." sorry. - The, future ;genferationsr who never will see one, will, OFTEN MiSSPET.TEDr: Mercenary. Note '.the ary. fortunately,' not ealizaihpir loss. 'h." 1 Peal gently with - sunshine, all little-sparlur- ' . t xwwJsi7-- - - ss. " W j- Used Cars . - - dutf roar of le !rd over it all, the circus sunshine, - - c tUSe . yiULj-'jV- ! big-heart- nh Wfi call, some of tbcm nutaanre taxes. Aren 't they ,ull that kind, asks itay Procter a - ttracionflJwiiM t "di-a- r ;; "firstappearahce"" There .sre the prancing: horses, and the magnificent band oensing'the most "circusy" music imaginable., me wagon TuiTuTeTf idaaPflcJcphanta jiad a lure, in their fear ful nearness, and their enormous size, as they shuf fled along. - Just suppose- - suppose a and ! plunge roaring into the crowd lion should reak the bars & small ;,uy.thrilled.at the thought, as ne giancea nere ana there for possible refuge in the emergency. Then came The rv ngrd gdd3 and goddesses mounted on oeamuw nurses, and so uncomprehensiblyblivious to the adulation created, s with a blase arid bored .expression each one rode on, glanc-'ji- g neither toHhrightnor JeftThe ctownstoo, who can for gK th-- iras the intense atmosphere created by the other - you. compit'xion :" Mew to the pos makes no tliffi'm-nin the .kttur office wbetbi-he baa a birthday or. not Every mail Jhrougliout the. yt'ar b!ini ' aisrajr re'tnrfia of the - -- - ; diar, I dinH know It hell-ho- le . " time to buy roal g(!em ears- - ago. tal Have our dry friends all aguessing,. Scheming, wondering as to how They can raid some stinking Known to fame as "The Pink Sow." And a ppn nf "Pnland China" With it's vile and swiney. stench, Caters to a willing public That may have thirst to quench. You may fmdjthem without effort, These, and very many more," From the tiny baby "Piglet" To the haughty. .' Berkshire Yes, indeed, it is a problem Upon which we all may guess, And the more we try to solve it That much worse we make the mess. - In the meantime all .who cafe;t6"''"';r iMay partake-- of ,what they please, - The announcement, however will be received with regret he among the. older folk, and l;e?rtteappointment-among-te 6ungcr "clement of U ptjfatiffli7honorget-4h? And who, his in youthful days thrill of the circus parade, hours Even to the it? immune become has altogether indeed, of patient watching among crowds of other watchers, with occasional clusters of gaudily colored as balloons" reikis? the mono6nyr.had a charm that reached its height with the ; corn--- by tby bHi tea lit vour Now are prejudiced and biased. Radical beyond rompare And the whisky that .is missing b rom the former. licensed bars May be found in family cupboards Hid away in jugs arid jars. And, in common-vulga- r parlance ' A most interesting flock . Of "blind pigs" of all description, best-love- the circus. Imwi GeraWiue. :: d circus parade, probably the The i aBa e u s b of American "spectacles, nouncement made by heads of several great circus managements. .Various reasons are given for the action proposed, of circus stars to take part in pamong them, Jtej-efusslarades and the traffic problem in big cities, which necessarily becWerexlnWit'lilt m . -- The Circus JiaradeL time-honor- ed prier bave Why, my -B- v ' of big equipages of TUc t'u -- Delivered by wail in UMIeu .vnw, iramae van suuiwjr '17V' $4 6. lavrnc- fur' the current Issue mult be in not later that ill Brinrtifiiiift-tsjuy-1- t ftVtm'k, a m. Is X . irtontb ' year, In advance km am muy tjjie'enubs. . TERMS OF SI liStJRIPTWSI, earrier, pt-- r L'eUvered by carrier, per DellverWl by a an CAT : -- ...iTt.K Business Off lee Telephone . . Editorial Room. Telephone v OFFICE - An Independent Newspaper TIMELY EDITORIALS WASHINGTON NEWS The Sing the song of Prohibition, Hoist it's banners well on high, r Spread the glad an&joyeus tiding! -- MEMBER NEWSPAPER ' : I 1 ' 1 ! fop fTy . -- ' TAT.KTXH TOO MfCH. Don't FailTo Attend i lliali ynty?Live8locl(liowF rnnqnergHfame by doing one thing weli, shows wisduftTsticking to the gariiii in which he doth excel. But when a man has reached the height," he thinks that hfs ukase en any. theme must be all right, to educate the race. So men of wisdom and renown oft make themselves absurd, when theyin majesty sit down to speak the -fAslronom'jrs-cser7etheistars-1;- hat inal in the s .ether dance, and they can tell the planet Mars frofti Venus at a glance. Their lore'js splendid and profound, we greet their names With cheers, and their discoveries resound Jjjiroug-- both-th- e hemispheres. But when these worthies leave their stars, their orbs and Milky Ways, and 'talk to"' us motor cars, they startle and amaze. Their ignorance - is something deep and dense their breaks pur weary hearts, it is so shy of sense. And yet the; think, the' wise, old loons, their logic rings the ' they have "the dope on moons, they, must . know cars. as. well, There's old Professor Jingle4ohes, a: man of w'orth and brains for fifty years he's studied bone's and penned remains. For fifty years this grand old chap stack strictly to his trade; on other themes he closed his . an, no fool remarks he made.. At last he such arrant, borieheacT views that people" thought' - -i- he'mPRa hp fnade tnn rtragiV tfi'arnnse. When i he is plant.-e- d by the kjrk beneath the sculptured stones, men will for- - geTtrrrilcHdgrkampw hut theyirj rcmcmbt' with a laugh; the foolish things he said, that men should live on hay. and chaff, and cut out pies and ' ; .' hrpad. April 8 Ml iSS8SM,a iTl? M d3 4 4 bell;-beeau- on-die- t" -10 .Governor's Day. Sale of beef cattle, sheep and hogs. April lO.Dairy cow sale (commences 10 a. tn.) Three carloads. of fine liolstein cattle-- f rom Wis corisin and from'Richmond, Utah; a:: -- 'I- - HV dis--cour- se rt ' 7-8-9- III I Everything guaranteed as represented, POSITIVELY NO BUT BIDDING dis-"play- ed AiliMsgfineeserea of all lands for sale. :- ' . JS ' - -- - '" - V u tot,,in,.. . ... . ' . : : i " |