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Show THESEXMY.inSAID. SCKDAy:lRtB PAC2TIT0 E FEATURES PRESS COMMENT THE EVENING HERALD An Independent Newspaper, May had a pala la hff New donbe j frightened : eufilshed weekly la ISfieraa daily te 1U23: leaned eery .Dua't mlaledl t Saturday, and Sunday morning; rival awning edition May bad a pain la her Utile pead. arealng . ... , rery morning except Mood. t Published In tlx Herald bulidlnj, (0. Boat lint Went street, Bunt ids. aaya Ed Bcberer la tbe Pro ro, Utah. answer to rhe nettlod aoWiln Itelt Entered e second rlsss matter at the postofflee U ProTO, Etna. ; eaa tha M folka teU t ' TEKM4 SlIiSCaUTTlON. , x v Delivered tiy atrler, per month iiiiTy... walkinf wha think you ton tlrto Delivered by carrier, per year, in advance....... ....-13-4- 0 DeUvered by nail in Utah county, per year, In advance eara a bard Ufa engbt to U happy Delivered by nail In United 8 u tear outalde Utah county, par year, tbat yon don't Uve in VenicA . In advance ..KM extt ; or , ....... J ........6e ...M0 "Tbe aecret of aixreui la to be ta data," aaid tha calendar. ' r m Dp Irate Ilulibj This erona-werweat poxile craze muat atop, into (be kitL-beand the rook trying to aolre tbe lluuUntn. i Jnt fQ4 There am three typea of glrla tha beautiful; the Intellectual and and tha majority. ., . . .....PnUlHker "Ha! t win toA the kloddhmtodt . It'a no credit to have lived a City Editor yet," and allppinc on a pair f if yon have Jlred wrong. , he hla tracka, traaed Member United Preea News Berries and N. S. A. Berrien, Win. H. Hornlbrook . N. (iauoar Unsmueon - Roraetiuiea, whfa you pay a "dirt cheap" prk-- for a thing, yoa get ' ... dirt. , 4 W May ate jeU? at V atep on the nay borne. And aba Mid abe wiMbed hobble eklcta were - . back In style. - f OFFICE CAT &fay TIMELYJDITOxIIALj WASHINGTON NEW 3 long rub-ber- Lore mar laujrb at locksmltha, ' Only dally newspaper Jn Utah south of Rait Lakt City largest di Her name wa Dorothy, but ah but yo)i never at It lunghUig at gro-of any aewHpaper In Utah outside Salt Lake City and Ogden, called her rera or landlord!. waa a alow , Business Office, Telephone .................. ...... M pokeydot, yeferjone .j, i i Editorial Booms, Telephone .......... .................. t....,..f$ti7 A little woman la a dangeron ' ... ';. A Rtpady drinker died at the age thing. of 94, proTinr that liquor wl get Wisdom While rhlldren of yonr owa are yj yon eventually, a lotirce of Joy,, they often keep yon , ; r Commencement oratory is a fearful and wonderful thing-from doing things you shouldn't do, HeU an Earth. wh&ther it' comes from the graduates themselves , or from The editor at the tiearty gate. yoa Biont era I under the table the doetow "of philosophy who harangue them.' Here la an Ilia fai lokt-- wora and old ' to Iffind ay Eleanor. Prowa, ' the fate Man lie meekly aked o( V interesting bifrom the day's grist: y it fa called a breakfast room. aduilni-Ioto tie fold, , i eolation ........t..... - ,- . ' , ' 4 . Commencernt t. . far , , "The public," announces a baccalaureate preacher, "has Cop.. (to-- , pianist) Somebodj beert nourished upon Jhe sentimentality of sentiment until "What haw ytm done," aAed Petercalled ' op police headquarters , re- "Eo aek aduilwJon here!" only the rudimentary urges of undisciplined life remain suf taat a Schubetf purtlng "On, J tued to run ( country newt In here. , r murdered. . la,belnf ficiently atitive to be stirred.' .; paper ,' Nowf he'd just say that again, very slowly L Yet the On earth for many a year," orator goes right on a way orators have. Soon, however, The gate awnpg open harp,1$ ; tomes a sentence in which we glimpse daylight again; And Peter touched the bell fiction."-h- e U have d racn- - "Come-I- n, infladrahdlaka jour a ;.. "harp i ous stiuawk of the ubtiouitous saxabhone." because I'his aire Xou've had enough of bell." W'.has been fed ojti red pepper until its jaded palate refuses to react to any dish unless served with nitroglycerin sauce and Tbe hardest Job In tbe world la ' to keep front hitting van finger with , v garnished with firecrackers.' A bit mixed but we begin to get the reverend gentle- the hammer when putting down car A pet In tbe dreaalng room of tbe ' ' v ....- man, y Folllee. , j ...... . ' , "In every department of life," he continues, "small men, willing to make capital' of the public psychoses (there the When a man narrlea hla atenog- rapher, she usually atope taking die light fades again) and unsuccessful men, who have tired .of tation. . i. i . being honest at the prevailing price of hat commodity, are ' j arrogating to "themselves large leadership: wai the Barbara' Ball last - "They speak with conviction. They never doiMw hesi- nlgbtr , , ., j. 'fellow Wel. I stayed until, tate. They put their dogmas down on the table with a bang coainiltted ' herplclde and then I de ' ' and a growl.' cided tha party . waa getting to They do they do! The reverend critic is right Yet the dandruff.. more we consider such matters, the more we hunch that Tom Jhl la the worst Joke we , ever Marshall knew, and what America needs is a good nickel Heard. ' A ehelk told bis girl he was ' kiss for every going ,t give her cigar. . Konen ,Bawlrt Olde ur going to r sum u . , . i'jKeUlg'sW Rimer-heate- savs.-i'andLt- he I - I - v- ..'1,1 i IUm fat fooffli 49 to. lVcmt Ug auavilort mom 4 iBM in. law. r . L J . amm CMcb C itiimrhlnt tkjM (tomu ' , ... ..' ji i . partnership that was Inter, rupted when Frank B. Ketlorr of Mtn4eota went to London . ca( ambassador over a K41logr Is now secretary of atot. and Olds. his former law Mftn baa been annotated hv CooUdge as assistant Mcreury. i i.. uvr p.i. ' . WORLD S SALMON t ? 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