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Show 4 HIE EVENING HEKALD, TODAY, JUNE 19, 193. -- EDITOR Tf: A:TT NEWS FEATURES PRESS COMMENT THE EVENING HERALD lil A An Independent Newspaper, Established as a weekly la ISM; u dally In 1&23; lasoed rrerj aaomtaf aaiooa venlng except Saturday, and Bnnday Korninf; ntral avery morning except Monday. Published U tha Bersld building, M BoaUs rtrat Watt atraat, Provo, Cuh. . TTT A Washington KEv OFFICE CAT The nardeat job la trying to raUb rata by ni&kiug a nols like a piece beese. - 0 , Hot bead ru&b la where cold feet rush out . "I paid' ,. .. ?:"f"? plumlr the Ust In- "THE stallment ''today.' t Ttank gnodness I I ran at last Lake a bath with a clean' eoBtitujuoe." j. - Entered class natter at the postoffloa SUBSCRIPTION. TERMS at second , tir ........... la Provd, Utah, ......... .l.........H.M ; Delivered by carrier, per month Delivered by carrier, per year, la adTsnce....... Delivered by mall la $160 county, per year. In Delivered by mall in L'uited States, outaida L'tah county, par rear, la advance ..H60 tub Wa H. Hornlbrook N. Qonnar HaainBson ..................Qlty Member United Preea Naa Ssrvlea and Editor ; 7 is a .' ." -- A. Bervfca, Only dally aewipaper la Otab south of Salt Lake City; largest of any newspaper la Utah outside 8alt Laka City and Ogden. Business Office, Telephone M Editorial Rooms, Telephona ..107 "If bard to .............. Trail up towards4he T trail"--Coiami8sl- Provo (T i, out Whjr try to serve in the night for the taxpayers money? the people ,of the entire city when the money can be applied to a few favored localities? Why bother about ear wrecking bumps and chuck holes in the more populous district when ycu can just as well spend the money on one project and be done with the nerve racking busines of serving the public? Why not pans .an ordinance requiring every car owner to equ'p his wheels with balloon tires and his seats with air cushions? t - J Kim, rfl A. inai 3 A eminent, Jt sfiBLm vIia tAtaA i ment, to make every possible effort to find it way to obtaiij such funds." .Thut'Si what he is paid for.";, h, . in fails he so If doing, it then becomes his duty to make Ms appropriation go as far as possible,' to block out. anil Vlow up a progressive program of itree.t improvements id . w keeping 'With theuncUrat his command., No public officialever built for himself 'the renutation of being an efficient public servant who took as his Inspiration the word "can't." No public man ever attained popular approval or made a success of the enterprise entrusted to his ' eping who is not big enough to accept a constructive eriti tem In the Fpirit in which it is given. No pubic servant ever f?de any (definite progress toward a successful career who labored under the impression that he is master v If Mr, Hopkins will devote the same energy, time and pcrsevirance to the ork of developing a constructive road policy, as was his practice until the year 1925th machinery won be leveling our bumpy roads and the car owners rf Prove will save ten times the entire cost of the main tenance ot his particular department. MM .' i ( , - Why Have Headache, Eyestrain or Blurred, Sight? OUK GLASSES CORRECT THESE AILMENTS Absolute Results Guaranteed DR. G. II; HEINDSELMAN, OPTOMETRIST ' with Heindselman Optical and Jewelry Co, i cleaver-swinge- It's Real Jazz A ; good an authority as (',-'--'-''..-,'- News from New York, all fuU ol utleggers. The news doesn't say .'...1 bootlejrgors did. ' W!f" :tf- - fr- -4 '& ,t:THC ONE PRICE HOUSE" f ."; ' r' Say Is that a giraffe or a' oaiiu l? .Huh, you can't fool me, a camel . la a cigaret law takes to "greatest horse shoer," was buried here today, aged CO yeats 9 sons, one a captain. In the-''-, ariny KoiftT ismls nays a lot of "young "v. survive him.' f Intollctnuls" are neither" young or Cochran was the only mai'.'UM-waintellectual. ' permitted to shoe the "famed n if s FAMED SHOER ' - niotber-l- prospective the bills. , 0FH0RSESD1ES lie-li-nd racing horses owned by Senator Stanford. In 1895 he madeta trip east especially to study the feet of Azote and Alex, owned by alonroa Salisbury, snd shod them, as Silo cessf ully thehorses were able to set i new track records. ' '.- -. . - -. . SAX MAT50, ralif.," June 20. The more dishwater a wedding surprising, therefore, that as the (I'T) FranciK Joseph Corhran, fa- ring see the longer It seems to last, '. 'V date of the ceremony approaches the mous in hor,so racing circles as the tr'olnmbla Record. W. A. Varai one of tha count it's foremost experts on tns subjoct, say at least 10 per cent of today's avhv tion accidents are due tu ness. Inexperience or defective planes, Avlatien'a ' SOUTHERN. PACIFIC LINES , IT COSTS NO MORE TO SEE ALL OF friends wsnr to sot per cent, not only as a natter of present Importance but also because they believe America oat this Is on tha eve of period of great aerial develppment and ,n-- t tnl dirastera to Increase correspond-tngly- . ' IN ONE COMPLETE TRIP :' Sumer Excursion Rate - With proper precautions, they aay airplanes wlU be aa safe aa railroad trains. , . Si, PJ10X0 : - : - ' AMERICAN FORK SPRINGVILLE SPANISH FORK. At Los Angeles man named Nefooa had two Wives. It was discovered when one objected to a haU Nelson W dont ear so much who wlru a base ban game if tha peanuts and not dogs hold out nine tnnlnga - 'Here's tba news from London. It la very 'good. The lawyer business mere is very poor, t ' . ' - it- , ' It's a . "f STOP OVERS AT ANY POINT ON SOUTHERN PAtinC LINES. on cither going or return (rip Tickets on sale daily final return limit October 31st. Choice of routes from San Francisco, The "Famous Coast" line or Valley Line. ' For full information, literature or reservations -,' call or write- Una . wli ....... ' ' ' Omaha .$61.00 Chicago ....,.,..$71.00 Detroit .$90.63 Buffalo $105.65 New york.,;.$132.40 Boston $13S.50 Philadelphia ....$129.95 Toronto $103.75 Montreal $122.75 Washington,D.C $126.60 . - t v Kii'A V ' 1 ' 1 , Tickets on, sale daily. May 22 to September 13. Limit October 31 vi v- - Ui Jy 'x ' ' Seattle 1 ' ' ' I t'l' ; $56.25 San Francisco direct ,..$42.60 San Fancisco, one way, via Portland . ,$65.49 ; Los Angeles, j, direct . . . w. .$4(J.OO Los Angeles, one way, via Portland and San. Francisco' . i . .$74.65 Tirkcts on sale daily, Hay 15 ta September 30. Limit October 31 i; , CODY ' GIL Phone 315 C. H. FUNK, I hone 312 TTKRE' a real Jazs costume, wita tba notes running about tba hem of tha skirt, blousa and Jrj , i .... STOPOVERS - - WEST Cedar City . .$13.70 Portland and i Spokaa .,....$51.25 For reservations or farther detail?, rail - " ! V " 4 -- ....- .' thing' celluloid collars Went out of style before cigareia ba- , tarna to fiotmx. Both ways via i P. BANCROFT, GENERAL AGENT 41 So. Main St.,' . , ' ' . Salt, Lake City. Phones Wasatch' 30083078 EAST ......... .. SAN FRANCISCO Oraln ripeaa mora quickly m fh tunUgbt, Lova rlpena asore quickly in tat moonlight. - -- MIDYALE PAYSON ' . ' LEHI Proportionately low fares from all other points in southern Utah to ' Ton can tell when yon art flearlnt a railroad crossing by the pieces ol autos In the road. , fares- n Following RoufndTrip Fares From t rrovo.ri for round trip from' ' &-Exmmo- . $42.60 - 'i . ) CALIFORNIA ..... . hand, move.1 '.,T .J..t Before a Taupan can marry be musf commit a murder. It is not LOS ANGELES AND RETUKN- - Texas farmer ahot his farmhand That's ine way of making a farm A ... .' ' Ford gets his name in the papen so much a stranger would think h was a baseball player. i ' Bvf t ' PlaJn Teedle. Tbera was a young man named We Wedle, ..... wondered why always Who. wouldn't accept his degree. butchers were universally so fat He, said, "It's enough to be Teedle, The matter was cleared np the other Without being Teedle D. D." day when we overheard a rather -, Clifford Reece snys th,e man who thin complaining lx baa "no kicks coming" psually has that his band only weighed several going. ounces. . , "The law doesn't seem so majestic to the fellow who can violate It a'ud get by with It . Is there a law thnt street' cat wheels must be square? '. , STEWARD NEA Barrkw W'rUer Tha Wlnalon WASHINOTQN airplanes , somewhat aa autoa ana regelated now, will be strong urged at tha next session of 'Congresa. . w kreps a woman tiuey rannlni " - - -- I it ' 81 CHARLES F. ITHE i8 house and a husband. ' 1 "Nigger, some people is nnttuly ig- almse g de prif IH'ge." Costume Always drive up In front of a ga rnge before looking to aee If vol have a puncture. ' , nant, but - fiOJtlfihmntnn tell ot aeelng lheni fed toguthtir In place with hajr wire) and ritfd examination ot all candldatea for pllouf lloonma (Mara. caln, mentkina ona wbo managed to gel hla bus Into tha two boura' training but after air a unable to land right aide up). Stunt flying; la recognized aa a legitimate part of a pilot'a educa. Hon, that lie may know how to lmet tmersenciea. but the Wlna-lobill aveka to restrict It wltu paasengcrs on board. . now, aa uara puia it, "Any dub ot a pilot who cares to take a rattletrap airoff the around and can per plane suade a passenger to fly with hint for a consideration Is free to do so. Crashes result." The aviation Interests dont cars o Much about9 tha "Inexperienced dub of a pilot," but they propose to prevent him from endangering others Uvea, - ' i "sr "popular" sodbs Lbnt It oughtn't be printed in family newspaper. . fof-- j ; In this manner we are' buying the best merchandise at ; 'lowest prices and are selling It 'to our customers at the lowest ptissible price that Home Furnishings can be sold. v . .' t . "' i The best merchandise, at one price, the lowest possible Co. la founded. 3frice, is the principle'upon whkhthe tTi? There's something to-- be said about the fellow wbo writes Jthe 4- calls ' V-- . . .' ' w-'- law - " 7 v - ; t . Be not afraid. The senate Isn't going to degenerate into a mere something for Dawes to pack at - unhappy pli age. neighbors will attend to that ( prnpitted - A physical eolturlat says that if yon sing and shout before breakfast), and before coins to bed. it will ore-' . The . teut an TELLURIDE MOTOR CO. "Jhe Home of BuickT 'r:1HI i 01 ' ' ' ''' 4 If he hag Insufficient funds with which to maintain the city streets it is his duty, as director antf chief of such depart, J i ' : Wllford. Rtultfw says he doesn't nnderstand why the dollar yon pay back looks twice as big as the one you. borrowed but It does. AA. - It ran : : - f a wrong there is a remedy." There is a jremedy in this case, if the gentleman entrusted with the work of maintaining cur uy streets win forget the personal pronoun long enough to be reasonable, fair and tolerant of the opinions of the nunnla ' v .. . XVlivi? said the disgntdeej as be looked at lie nickle, "bei la a real millionaire all right hc' not bluffing, man than Commissioner. Hop- -' a wiser, t jurist asserted inai nsnererer tnere is 3 4i U gaiffXnnionelrTIdpk indicated that there is no remedy tor the abominable condition of our city streets and asserted that "he 19 tiretf r being Tazzed' through the col umns of the Herald.? Blackstone was i'ayson -- - , ; i. X I . : taining very low freight rates. i. .. j ;RepIu.r. To supply our stores, we buy dimi from the Taclory In carloa4' lots, avoiding jobbing house commissions and ob--v a It sounds a bit paradoxical, btitj the man wbo la too big for bia breerbea la so little that fie could successfully .bide lq. a teiepbone . .,- ... ....' Charles Hawklna says be doesn't understand bow the cross word erase spread so rapidly without the benefit of denunciation by the pretta or tba pulpit ., Company ' ' ' i ... ij have counties and Juab Utah In located store four Our ; created a substantial volume of merchandising. , ..... , bootb. : SpringvilieV, - ' j - - . .Our Worst Joka. The man that invented made a mint .' ; IW2 MsIisiHiilt m tiae last (SQJ-- ..... r ; road-leadin- Why wouldn't Jt be a good idea for ear commissioner I streets to scatter Bis thirteen thousand dollar appropriation from Salt Lake City to the Nevada state line? Why bother with Third West and a dozen or,more heavily traveled HOUSE"-.- ' E Large Buying Power Permits Low Prices drowsily WP," ell . The average Virl when proposed to. may say, "This U so sudden," but her Inner tbouebts are, "At last," ' Hopkiiia-- oBer If Dixon-Taylor-Russ- - ONE-PRIC- . "Oh, Gee,' fried the farmer, as be turned bli horse to (he right. ....... ................ ' V Hopkins arid the "We have built almost a half mile of new . j murunred tba bod carrier af be went about bit daily work. " ; ; get - ff'A- Revised Scripture: rarenti obey your rblldren la tba Lord or yoa'U catcb tba devil idnMt.,,,,. i... ............ ........................................ rwuisncw 4 TIMELYEDITORIALc-- ny btu sleeves. The material Ja jersey cloth and ;ther cotes are wbUs uaba cloth. r ; 7 -i i;...-it:- s r--- "t 'J ' |