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Show L THE SUNDAY HERALD, SUNDAY. JUNE 29, 1924 AW, WHAT'S THE USE ? FULLf GLAD Tp HAVE R. I "fH rv wwt you FOCGOTTEH YOU EE A GENTLEMAN EN-TlCE- I FANNY. I The lHY Didn't you Rlit mumen the FEATHEQHf AD5 STOPPED AT nut? TABLE INSTEAD OF KEEPING piGHT ON CPiNkTING Youl? 30UP ?GOOD HEAVEN i o I HAvF --- TO v BE YOUC . - f V i Poor Fish Hooked a Whale Poor TO BE fih A - She'h pcobably NUI7JS TO HIM HE HAD ONE FOOT -- I GUES'S ABOUT HQuiD IN ALL - HE HAVE LOO5 The GCAVE HE CAN IF ALCEADY STAND IS Tou kNoy They say 1$ The FVSENC CAP AN a cheebfu. HEAL SooO OF I6ESTiON FOOD NO BONDER The FVjOI? 7: V MAM MAS Dyspepsia F BELLS SOMETHING JUST AS GOOD Kathpr!ne' father Is not a deimra-trativman. and one day (be child, after visit to little friend, complained to her nintlier that "papa never calla ua eliildrt'n 'dearies,' like Mary MICKIE, THE PRINTER'S DEVIL HEA&D A A GOOD OVJE Feuea uvitf By Charles Sughro It or Not I'arker'a failier rails her." Her youiiKer sister was standing by, and, quick to defend her daddy, she said: -- Well. I don't care If he doesnt call us 'dearies'; Just plenty of times lie calls us 'dummies.' " lioeton Tru; script. t" OTHER oovju Believe e MWiWi at ov)upe HIS EUD UK) ARROME, HE BEGUW VJOMDE&rtJ? eewEa vjux out uwtuV wuew rr START EO T RAU SOMETHtw' OBITV) M?f ASOUT VIERCE 0 W HM, HE'D UE)ER WW KM) OA, EDvroR. VlOOU) W TUEU HE sosseavBEO SEIAEWBKtf) rw ?HvS E etWIlEO FROtA SBW' IWXO A UtXlCt VJET, TUU Dear Sirs. Sll.i I'm (surprised to find yoo have charged me much more than we agreed uron. (arp.ntei Y', hut the work was niore than I expected. Mrs. Silo Then you are dearer to me now than when you were first OF AM WW 9E, So SVAtU Londoner UE COOLDUT Gvt OUT. B. What do you think of that tower for height? New Yorker (abroad) Io yoti call that tower hlfih? Suy, In our nlnety-flrfloor bedrooms we have to close all the windows at night to keep the clouds from rolling in London HE HNO ViO W BAVJUtf OOTA TvV U)& SO HE COWE C YOWU RlSHY OFF "U SUBSSa05D FER. TH' PAPER. 6 J. Out-Bunki- WkOE HVK st A MAN'S ASHES Ether Waves Along the Concrete I POSITIVELY lKUA THZ 1 l flVi rs iV'illnni;. 1 v Br T ir -- vivuniny THOUGHT i Vnipw d "A man makes two pounds of ashes when he's cremated." "But when you get him to build a simple little fire he makes a bushel or more." That's the Question Here la de message fer you Hard on de head It may hit you; Ef you will give de devil his due. Ain't vou afraid he will tjlt yout Alternative Customer I want two pounds of nulls. New Clerk We're out of nulls, but I can let you have four pounds of nails. four-penn- y four-peo-2- y two-penn- y Good Rb: Hardware. A Backward Student Mr. L. How is your boy Betting ilong in high school? Mr. S. Ach I He's halfback on the football team and all the way back In its studies. Quality Alice I had ten week. Virginia Gracious! Alice Dick. (CopTTitht,w.ii.tr.) H . Clancy AI-R0- Misref?, 6 proposals this From whomt Forgot His Troubles 00 va see "Did you enjoy youreslf at your wedding. Sam?" "Yals, suh. Ah had sech a good time Ah forgot dat Ah wus de groom." AK0UN0 Fly Stuff Mrs. Benham You stick to that paper as if It were fly paper. Benham It Is; it is an aviation ournai. - "Boys Will Be Boys" Thought the Golfer IN CONFIDENCE X By PERCY L. CROSBY U McClori Kiwiytptr tjni ct UwlH.br 1 RADIO RALF AND HIS FRIENDS AV M (zljfeS ' ' . By GASTRIC URGE JACK WILSON 1 "Was there anything in that story about you and Mr. Fritters?" "Nothing to speak of." "Fine! Tell me all about it and I'll not speak of it to a soul." Copynghl 1922 by th McQure Ntwapapct SvndioM Rare Birds f FAIRBANKS m k ( 5 M fcMV vi 9-- Borne folks we know have taking ways, But, oh! alas! alack! There are but few we know of who 9 Have ways of bringing "Why Is he so anxious to have friend marry?" "So he'll have some place dinner. I think." CAUTIOUS. Say, old man, lend me a fiver till pay day, will you? Which? Your pay day or the day you'll pay m. hli to taki back. Something to Worry About "You look blue, old man." "I am blue. I've been rejected." "Oh, cheer up! There are plenty of other girls, you know." "Girls be hanged! It's an insurance company thut has done it." His Aim Was Deadly Prison YisItorAnd I dare say you miss your wife most of all? Culprit If I ''ad missed Vr. mum. I ihonldnt never 'ave bin 'erel-lo- n -- LonPassing Show. |