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Show THE SUNDAY HERALD, SUNDAY, JUNE 29, 1924 V .' n i Hobart Bosworth ? MEN YOU MAY MARRY Something to Think About J By F. A. Has a man lik this proposed to you? Symptoms: Looks like a giant. At first you fear to shake hand Willi him, be seems so "mltf ul. In the summer be dresses to slim off hi form. Loves klighl waist bis broad shoulder. Talk con tlniially of ins morning exercises, bis tub, his endarani'e, the beds that hotels have to buy for him and bis discomfort In the bleeping car berth. IN FACT He needs a wide lierth everywhere. Prescription to bride: Invite small men as well as "T tall he likes to prescribe V to the puny. IVvclop your muscles; be takes pride In X. OGRE AND MERMAIDS vu n time there ONCE upon who lived In a castle by the M'a and inrnj (lni"t lie had seen trie beautiful mermaids come up to mm themselves on the rock, but he had never been able to get Dear enough to rpetik to them. gome While the Ogre possessed not aide to power, he wu change hi form, bo he went to a -od witch and asked to be given power to change Into a dolphin when ohnse. for the Otrre liHd fallen In h PROMOTING GOOD WILL many rood soul of both scxea. with more or less solicitude of have been considering the old 11 other Karth. have reached the conclusion that her offspring are sadly In need of a spiritual elixir. Looking at our case of Irritability found that we have seriously, It forgotten our good manner and the pleasant art of promoting good will. In the struggle for existence and especially as ".e get older and more cranky, we eem to move about in our and avocations In a stale profession of mind that borders on enmity toward all mankind. Wt may be al.le to j number an Infinite of acquaintances, but not find one among them upon whom we can look as a friend. We seem to lie in an ugly mood, ready at the drop of a thoughtless word to open battle and fly at one another with clinched fists. Our tempers are on edj;e In our homes, on the streets and in our otllces. We are churlish, selfish and childish having lost the polish of manner and charming courtesies of our smiling faced grandparents. Zandt Hobart Van Bosworth, and wan Our inordinate ambition popular in the "movies," wn born in dering fancies keep up continually In Marietta, Ohio, Ir 1867. A a boy h turmoil, while In our Innermost souls. was of the Huck Finn type. Bosworth served in the navy, having graduated we are longing for contentment, a quiet from Annapolis. Hs makes hi home nook where we may smoke, read, re in Los Angeles. He was long on the flect, or at least find good fellowship. When away from the treadmill we stage before entering motion pictures. rail at the fates, drop our good neighHe is six feet, one Inch tall, weighs bor on the gridiron, scold our ser200 pounds, has blue eyes, white hair vants' wage wordy war with our a id fair complexion. wives and husbands, and work our- 1 A Dolphin Came Swimming Along." (eve with the mermaids and wished to ask one of them to become hi wife. If he could get close enough he would he able, he thought, to ask the one he would chooae and tell her he lived in the beautiful castle on the high rocks and could uhange himself Into another furm. This th old witch did. and one morning vl.en the pretty mennnlds enme to tlit rocks a big dolphin came swimming along, but before he could speak to them two mermaids leaped to hi buck and drove him through the water. the merThen back to the rock maid guided him with some seaweed reins they made hlin tuke In his mouth, and two more mermaids leaped opon hi back and again the poor dolphin was driven through the water. All day back and forth he traveled, the pretty mermaids laughing with glee at the frolic they were huvlng, and when they at last released him the dolphin was too tired to speak, and flopping Itself up on the shore It fell sleep. When the dolphin awoke It wished Itself an ogre at once, and away to Big yi y i i yff4$ Mi 4v v I?' i I by McClure Newspaper Syndicate.) II I II 1 )llllll!llllllllllllinillllllllllllllllllllllllllllll 1 1 1 1 III I If 311 1 I , f me. ney witli rrgara 10 .i. These nature. superstitions analogous would nppenr o he compounded or . t. l.lna tt tltU "allf'lptlta t r the doctor. ( by McClure Newapaper Syndicate.) o I , , ," reguru iw u"" a "bane and antedote" In witchcraft and the Idea of sympathetic magic. In Asia the Iron idea Is stressed; In Europe and America the sympathetic tunglc Idea. But In all three regions the mixture Is apparent. In the superstition under consideration the key derives Its principal Is power from the fact that a key Therefore, used to lock up things. by sympathetic magic a key worn around the neck locks up the nosebleed and stops It. An analogy is found In the manner In which the Balkan Slavs In times of epidemic keep the disease from their village. Two women go outside the village, one with a lock and key Tue and one with a kettle of water wftman with the ketfle says: "What do you come for?" to which the woman with the key replies. "I come to lock the village from mishaps." And having turned the key In the lock she throws It Into the kettle. This is repealed three times at three different ,,K,,.,.o mitddp the vlllntre and the Have You This Habit? (Q by McClure NWMpuier Syndicate.) 00JOKtJ0lOH00OOiOCKlO-0HO- Syndicate.) liw ROBERTA HOOD D OBEHTA 1 Wkats in a Name?" i entire im. AmtM H a aaal am Or j i Mlrti.iXhrcaro. Many Things Have Been Subject to Tax Levie$ Carriages were the first subject of I tax levy by the federal government, according to the researches of the congressional library. Snuff and refined followed ugnr ciime next, at auction, A V by 6alea retailer of liquor were made a source of governmental revenue, and retailers of foreign mer1813 liy chandise us well. In JS15 manufactured Iron, candles, bat, umbrella, and shoes, were taxed along wllh playing curds. Coal, pulnt, cement, marine engine, and screws were among the article Upon which the government levied In the days of the Civil war. In thes times, too, architects, civil engineer and contractor had to settle with the collector of Internal revenue. Before the war ended, lawyers, physicians and dentist had been added to the list and about every one else, Including all manufacturers. That Annoys Not Noise Liege Is, at thla time of the year, the center of a sport which has no followers elsewhere. competitions Attending Is one of the wnys iu which the Belgian artisan spends part of his leisure. Special roosters are bred for these contests, and that which outcrows hi fellows Is adjudged the winner. The roosters are placed In tnges, each of which Is set an Inch or so from Its neighbors. This proximity, It seems, produces that spirit of rivalry without which Uie affair would fall her And sees the quilt 1 folded right. Tes, In the middle of the night She comes and stands beside my bed And holds her light above my head To see if everything Is well. Perhaps you wonder how 1 tell? She steps so gently, walks so slow, I cannot bear, and yet I know.' flat A marker Is appointed for each bird, hi Job being to note the number of crows made. As a rule a match lusts an hour. Bees Darken Beacon Oh, yes, every woman needs a hus band, if only as an instrument of self discipline to keep her from EVER growing vain and Reflections of a Bachelor Qirl wondering why dinner isn't ready, where you keep the matches, and what you paid for those "fool shoes." is continually B1 HELEN ROWLAND is quite so blase and Heaven deliver us from the man as flapper, who Is the woman with a new motor-horn- , just recovering from a with a new phonograph, the boy with passion. a new whistle, and the neurotic with a If a man Is looking for an Innocent, new complex ! simple, unsophisticated wife, with a The foolish woman says "yes," and sweet childlike faith In men, be should pick out a widow of over thirty-fiv- robs love of its uncertainty; the tuct-les- s woman says "no," and robs It of In these days. hope; but the wise woman says notWhen a brave, beautiful young girl hingand keeps It simmering at Just goes Into the world prepared to resist the right temperature. Its temptations, It Is an awful disThe task of a modern Girl's life la appointment to her, to discover that a "temptation" Is as hard to find in the to keep her mother away from th average business office as a pet fly in sort of movie that no woman over a candy shop. thirty should 6ee. TVTOBODY baby-grand- e So many times our mothers creep To where the little children sleep And watch our breathing. Many a time We know the stairs our mothers climb, For so our mothers keep on guard All day Rnd all night afterward. Of course we cannot hear nor see; We're sound asleep as we can be; They gently come, and softly go; And yet, some way, we somehow know. by McClure Newspaper Syndicate.) O Chinese Fond of Poultry e. While cattle, bogs, sheep and fish provide part of the meat diet In China, are husbands Why will a man worry more IntenseThe only perfect probably the most common of all meat over throwing away an old tomato ly recall To husbands. widows' tenderly of Is varieties food Many poultry. can that 'might have been used for bechickens, ducks and geese are raised "a voice that Is stilled" is no feat, side listening patiently to a voice that halt," than over losing his watch, burnand eaten. ing holes In the real lace curtains, or spilling the glue on the Persian rugs? Swarms of bees recently swept offshore by the wind In a storm, made their landing on the huge lamp of the South-Welighthouse off New Haven, Conn. So thick were the bees, says an eyewitness, that they covered the lens area of the beacon and obscured the light that guides mariners in Long Island sound. 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O 1 he Young LadyJ mother's Cook Boo 1 S1Across the Way 1 served with sugar and cream as well Flowers have an expression of countenance as much as men or animala as baked In dumplings. sad a some to have Some seem smile; expression, some are pensive and Delicious Sauce. others again are plain, honest sunand upright, like the hroad-faee- d Hipe. fresh peaches put through a and the flower hollyhock. Henry sieve and sweetened to make them like Ward Beecher. preserves may be canned and kept In a cold place. Used as a sauce for ice THE LUSCIOUS PEACH cream, or as a sauce for a plain pudare called the children's ding, It is delicious. PEACHES they agree with most of Pench Canape. The ripe, Juicy Hie. little people. Cut rounds from sponge cake, place fruit, sliced and served on the break-fus- t lood, makes a dish which will ap- (ill small plates and put a halved peach on each ; cover with whipped peal lo almost any child's appetite. Teaches with cream an'" hot bis- cream, sweetened and flavored with with chopped, Sprinkle cuit is a disli to satisfy the inost ex- almond. He is indeed favored who blanched almonds and serve. acting. may pick and cut the ripe juicy fruit Peach Pie. right from the tree; then its melting Hake a rich pastry shell and fill sweetness is at its best. One of the most delicious frozen with sweetened, sliced peaches. Cover with a meringue and dot with halves dishes is : Brown in the oven of niai'sliinallows. Peach Ice Cream. whipped Cut up ripe, peeled peaches and put One may use sweetened through a potatu ricer enough to fill cream in place of the meringue If dea pint measure; udd the Juice of a sired. r Another fine dessert Is sponge cake cuplemon and one and ful of sugar, turn Into a ricezer with cut In diamonds or oblongs, covered three ctipfuls of thin cream, or rich with riced peaches sweetened; top Freeze as usual, re- with a meringue and lunrshtmilluw. milk will do. move and pack !n a brick mold. Serve Brown In the oven. with chopped unmolded. sprinkled pistachio nuts and garnished with sliced peaches. baked and 1911, Weilern NaKipaper Union.) I'eurhe are ilel'.c'-Hi- HAARLEM OIL correct internal troubles, stimulate vital organs. Three sizes. All druggists. Insist on the original genuine Gold Medal. EYIi HURT? For baminir or tealr ttdt. and to rehov Inflamma tion andioreneis nwMitehll Eta Salve, according to dirva- tiont. Soothing, hashng. RUCEEL HALL Pl&ea Hw 1T Wavtrly luce three-quiiiie- (, YEARS bladder disorders, rheumatism, lumbago and uric acid conditions. dirti-den- s ZOO haarlem oil has been a worldwide remedy for kidney, liver and Mont-pyneo- i toaMiuttfl CJt BWRYC0,M75 OP MANY times, so many nights, When locked the door, and out the lights, My mother comes and looks at me While I am sleeping, just to see If I'm tucked In, and haven't thrown The covers off, as I am known To do sometimes; If I am warm, And safe from harm and fright and storm. I'm sound asleep, of course, and so I cannot see, and yet I know. ft EVERYWHERE imtanUn. AltdniutaWtl tlMiiafaa, mktm "utF CO ( MCKAGES "riF.ATiijornMpf nrimi By DOUGLAS MALLOCH So many times my mother stands And smooths the pillows with 75 WWmltall 1,1 ( SCHOOL DAlS A AND g hand By Margaret Morison HOOD had lived all het life up to eighteen on her father' old farm at Heusnnt Valley. So when It came time for her to begin to think of her own financial future, she nat urally turned to the city. And In two months she was one of five girls work ing In the pressing room of the big n garment factory that supplied shops with children's fine dresses. From eight to five she Ironed dainty ruffles and tucks and plaits. The other workers rarely spoke to her; all went about their business In a dull, determined way ; at intervals the man ager looked in ; and once In two week she drew her pay envelope. She be came so used to the four mustard-co- l ( by McClure Newspaper Syndicate.) ored walls that she was no longer conscious of anything beyond her Ironing board and the shelf above. Then one week she went home for It was April and the wood Sunday were full of violets. Iloberta Hood picked a big box of violets and moss to take to the city with her. When FACTS about jour name; it history1; she left for her work on Monday morn Ing the blossoms were so fragrant that signifiwhence MILDRED derived; it tfas meaning; she took a few with her In a glass and MARSHALL cance; your lucky1 dap and lucky jewel put them on the shelf above her Iron ing board. All that day as she looked iSSEMBUWIllHElIt up at intervals they seemed something who, with her husband John de amid the mechanical routine ARABELLA heid the manor of Magdilen living of her motions. The bead of the room III. of In the reign Henry Laver came over to take a sniff and said which is bestowed in The Normans, who made radical ARABELLA, that he came from the country, too. faith by fond parents, not did names that In all changes On her next visit home Iloberta only to be cut down directly to the down Arabella cut sound like French, buck some Ivy, and the five tnore convenient Bella, Is a name of to Arbell. "Mv Lady of Arhella" was brought took turns workers It comes watering it and great power and dignity. the title of the unfortunate Arabella from the "eagle" series of Icelandic down the glossy leaves. washing to is familiar whose history Stuart, this common Interest they be names, which Is responsible for many It Is chiefly due to this Through all of us. Then they eat lunch together. of the appellatives popular In English to gan poor lady that Arabella gained such started a window box, and finally they speiiking countries. such had usage and widespread achieved Vurtains, and a table where Arabella signifies "engle heroine". vogue In England. The first lady to bear the name was their sandwiches and bot Arabella's talismanlc gem, is the dia- they spread the granddaughter of William tles of milk. the It promises her fearlessness, mond. Lion of Scotland, who married Kohert The pressing room had become success, and. If set In told and worn fe (juincl. Another Arabella was she. on the left hand, true and abiding matter of interest in the factory. Fl one day. the president of the love. Thursday is her lucky day and nally, strolled in. lie was a pro company is The violet 0 her lucky number. man and he appreciated the gressive her flower. business value of the esprit de corps of A LINE O' CHEER ( by Wheeler Syndicate, Inc.) this little group. The upshot was a cli.broom for the workers of Ihe facBy John Kendrick Bangs. tory a room of their own fieslilj THERE ARE painted, with geraniums, and a disOTHERS. cat that they had JULY FOURTH The world's a reputable yellow adopted as their mascot. stage, To open the new dub they bad n day was I made free Tet even so, UPOJ thisevery tinseled sover Don't try to be party. The head man In Itolierla'g eignty. The room sat next to her. And matte a ruling monarch of show. A vast "This Is your doings!" said he. domain of human love A Vina; whose privilege It Is "Aw, go on!" laughed Iloberta. To serve mankind's necessities; But the next spring, when they were And in his quest for mortal pelf To be Roberta put extra effort Into mnrried, forgetful of himself; o And on his brow with pride to She had "fixing up" their rooms. bear Learn Tongues habit of bring. the of value Many the learned Japs The crown of service true kings As many ns twelve foreign languages ing beauty Into everyday life. wear. t by McClure Newapeper Byndloate.) are taught In some of the schools In HAVE YOU THIS HABIT? (lB by Metropolitan Newspaper Barrio.) TokJ'a " Newspugter Absorb This: GIANTS CAN AFFORD TO BE GENTLE MEN: 254 WE SOMEHOW KNOW efts SnilMlllllilllillllllllllllllllllllMllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIlllllllllllllS NOSEBLEED AND A KEY villagers have greater faith In th efficacy of the ceremony than in all the health boards In existence. Vot MANY ports of the country It Is p;believed that a key worn on a that matter, many an American girl has more confidence In the power of chain around the neck will prevent or the key around her neck (some say The same supersti- - It should cure nosebleed. be hung down the bacR) t .... i.. 0,t.-In ni nnv ru rts nf F.iirnne Willi by McClure . S ELL-A- M H. IRUIKQ K1KQ Bj llwo ( I 6 Bellans Hot water Sure Relief II til I IMII IIIItIM QTie IDhi of Superstitions j I selves up to un absurd pitch. Aud we these obviously gross thlnn be cause we are at variance with the kindly spirit of good will. Our chafed und raw disposition permit us nn rest. In spite of our sup posedly good breeding Hnd Intelligence, we continue our intimacies with greed. Jealousy, pride and selfishness. It Is observed, too, that in our lucid moments, after we have bad a snllf f pure uir, we dare a smile and ven ture forth into discourses touching pbasantiy upon the value of amity and the worthlessness of discord The next day, perhaps we are at a Oonnybrook Fair, playing In the old game! And now, all of a sudden, what are we going to do about it? Let us play the noble part ami foster good will. do T11K 1 -- A falr-liaire- d th" woodi he run lo I lie witch that haJ given him x.vr to chunce ahape "Kid me of thi ixiwrr to .Imniie lo a dolphin," he said to the witch. I have no wixh to win a ineriiiiiid for my wife. Such thoughtlfM creature us lliey are would not be the aoit of wife for me, und I wUh to he urv I kIiiiII never again be a dolphin, for If once they caught me 1 might never escape but ahva.v be their slave." The old witch laughed. "I thought you would not care for those water nymph,'.' she wild. "You can't change the nuture of those creature. They are used to having ail the sea creature for their slave." The Ogre begau to tremble. "Are you sure I will never become a dolphin agalnT he asked. "No," replied the witch, "there only one way in which you are sure never to take on that form again, and I hat Is to be changed Into a rock or a high mountain; hut if you remain an ogre you may some day, when near the sea, take on the form of the dolphin.' "Change me Into a mountain and make It a high one, where those mermaids can never climb," said the Ogre. So the witch changed Mm into a mountain and there, looking down on the sea below, where the mermaids sport In the sun, the Ogre Is safe from their spell, mid the mermaid sometimes, when they catch n poor dolphin and drive him through the water all day, think they hear a roll of thunder sounding along the mountain top; hut It Is the mountain who was once the Ogre, laughing to think of what he has escaped. INDIGESTION By E. R. 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