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Show PROVO SUNDAY PAGE TWO OUT OUR WAY 1 rln Editorial ervlt. and J a me U MA-M- KlON ffpz, THAT& A U5; Society reporter, 107; EdltorUl p. A. telepiuMM jopr paper eopy will t delivered to your, reddenc. 5.00 Um cffk, - :. . Gonaar Bacuusoa, editor and naaacer; N. (X. Sicka, comity wl'torf F. K. Singleton, BmlBesa- - smoiger; ietu Clark, aUwtluln jf i a aiauager ;'1C" W. Goodell.-clt- yRM?terf Scientist's Will ' "I bequeath my body to the elements, and "my spirit to Him who made it. , Thus, hte will of Prof. Hamlin, investigator and scientist of Columbia college, who died, recently, happy In his faith "Modernist of fundamentalist, will or no will, your body goes to the elements. It is largely H2 0, some iron, some ."humus," as the gardener would say, from the elements and to the elements inevitably returning. ; The sipirit 1s of faith, without which' no man lives his full life, or dies happy. "Heap up all that one may of wealth, powers, successes of any sort and in the while of it there Is not real satisfaction, real happiness without faith m " the endurance of it. ; i which and elements -unto are the theirs, things Serjder T .those tnings Decome asnes.,, itenaer unw me creator iann, and in the last hour may comfr complete happiness. The aim of life is happiness ; and, "blind faith,"- - so called by the logicians of advanced modernism, ia logical '. : v;:" as well as wise. my. roiritiHnyyho' jftde it.w Prof. .Hamlin . lime,-som- he I bobs up 1 : m ; i W w e .BHWj l. .l - Mirua ana insect lorg(i.-e?errtUHi- a In life enf-- a wild scramble to csr tw Bvtr joy nd qalr m.t Jor Scpnomical Transportgth - l l' -- ""w. LJi. I i" i 1 ' .' tMT.orr. I mission and sturdy single-plat- e learned by actual comparison tha$ Mark the rugged, qual- Chevrolet provides the lowest ton- - try cojnsriionihroughoiit; heavy mile coat in the history of the channel steel frame massive commercial car industry! ' banjo-typ- e rear axle long extra- Come to our salesroom and learn leaved, steel springs,. set heavy for yourself how Chevrolet is deto the frame. Go for a trial signed and built to save you id demonstration and see how money, Note the advanced, perfectly Chevrolet meets your modern engineering typified .own haulage requirements. fu.1 v a b.. head rli you do that, &Jt you""' ,J &tot , wftn thre!-pee'- d txans- wuttx 1 faevrtJieti. "'" disc-dutc- h. I I I I "What ' do yon ;hear from your wife on her summer vacation? ' . The local bank reports that ahe is well and happy." -(Copyrijrfit, 1927 Howdy, folks!. Have yon a little radical boiulier in' our ! e! honte? Ko've lv-Jl- n.. scaS-Vac- rtaf 395T or iu equivalent. V-F- :; I " fiTZl SJQjW & M' de " Truck ChaMlawimOA ' J."" ll . I '" :,. ' : - OiU. I " 1 ltua.1h.ninf K 1- : $AQC . '"S I""- - k 1 ---- . - self-mad- on mile f" I labia own aiKantage. lie ia of leu ..:'y:..7i-"ThObserves an eastern sociologist: e woman is a new type. Will this uncut Mitlm! on tlipInpilgc of a wooda . and out of the -- diamond takeon --polish:" or contenLherself with power and blase darting IiJoudir of scurrying inwtts and en- - TVwiimetitq have Itoen found show- "Pop" t:'-T.- joyiu) the jquurest Hort ot a square independence Wettrtftmloit Columbus' . reul iug J: Christopher lnesrL Not the slightest need to worry about , the VVould you like to see me do a ume was. .Salvador tioncal.ves' nosedive?'. woman .after she has got the power and independence. Upon we even of zurco. Tliink it, might A well know dig expert, asked to "I wouldn't mind." "(Joncalveszarco, acquiring things, woman always takes on the polishpolish, print .bis opinion of the Killce dog tiow lie singingOcean!"-"All right, buy mo a piece of Gem of the the man who remains unpolished. a sit, hunter, replied that altho he i or paint. It is the watermelon." Youngstbwn Tele good trailer, having lieen Kiieclul-lwoman always polishes up her power and The gram. is one who ro- An to bunt men, bo would probbred ,. independence, first thing, Often, she puts on bo thick a ably be uugatlsfuctory in the field metnbeta wlien none, but golf""! DAUGHTER'S PARTNER coat of polish that her male relations call it, "Lording it after animals. He added, that this players wore knickera.. What a the difference between e over all creation." To call a woman, with power dog ia apt to be dangeroffs,' often and marching?" duncing JchiUlrvu. in BE AS THAT IT MAY. PU. nliiing and independence, an "uncut diamond" is erroneous. Much taking delight dunno." "I or even attacking tlieui. Tlie police VXVU K. NTKBTf-HKiIS KRCItK"better "a polished diamond""CUtter.M "I thought so." Western Re dog has becdiiie inore"'andlIHteeTifTr TAttT KOfRAeTOfrS serve Red Cat ' fad is the lusted States Jaud.JJie.re ASSCM'IAJM IN U)S ANGB self-ma- ; MEXX 4 pno-I- 1 tut was -- 1 the grwdy flames, But iLt sassy blue Juy isn't too preocculwl with fear not to turn (the occasion ' ; self-ma- 89 iuUUom of ,Mwt Ii t;t : that orgiiniai-tioa- OtliM-ri- As a researcher and scientist, in a life time Not Uncut, But Cutting f lar-ixia3 IKENE PREfiTON", Hollywd uuiaa uivun-- in 15 nilnutt. tu-- r But, the in ttaa buiiUtud starmt, wuiuaiTa nullhmi of then rela collecting the be tboutctit he was a alluwny inreal arm, ly oa ebewins gum, lSulnatea. rfc lt i triiH aud ttwv all Tlu mrtAud of tbp letting Hollywocd . SAYING IT CALIFORNIA ,h8 ita Uimim ia a form t . OUt of IkUMtMIUdli. era of expreaKion ttiat baa cot to be seutMiee of drttttu Bha UlKllM-will fiegia Biurdmn k. A wIU Introdw aunidHoualy, j,avtl4g a of BTAXDAJiD OIL Co, rf Sew Jer-- to the New York timvention .of to atratigle on SHt. 23rd. JJJh i A Domts.eK amove svaall Find. ; -- nDnwerse.'ert in.fufl...., AKEES. trf tlie 41 Tens of thousands of users have f - . aays ., . Itaix iug ilasitns a aew daqc, the DenI lance. It ia aaid to fsaest a er betaeea jia epilepUc in and a Saturday night bata ia thefaiuil e r infinite eood. V&. POLK IiHaLtalJw-hnjt-lai- lM3l: . K. A M . Bjr Mrrier ! reooBty, 48 naU tba wtmUi ; count'lCstf; uUUW county, tb wU la la year a4vBc; by " -- ... $5.00. ...... , auit tlut UeruuiB I ye Trust j bava aigiwd "a working aereeBM'nt. of", working IC ia fur the pen1" tboae sot la Standard Oil or Xve , Trust. , e SutocripUoa term - . At., O. Script rtm, 1308. If yu dQ Bet S3 and . la Autfrk Newspaper. TelnoneBuiJuM OBSERVATIONS I Vl UtAWWNf. fOtt HIM OJ& DAV, V FOtfA DOW AMD I U SerrUt SSrSX 1 Published by Ihe Herald Corporttiea, K.;C Bodeer, presldect, IT Matter I 60&MW.L, rrov, CUb. OAflj. EatcrwJ H .ec$d-cKEA By William A .30ST SrSofe tl SEAT I tiou, SUNDAY AUGUST 14, 1927. IIEMIJ), ; de y self-mad-e,, old-tim- self-mad- t -- rejwsLJmmteiaf one Locking the Door, Afterward As precaution against outrages due to the Sacco-Vanze- , ) t he wonders at the stute east, hut of mind of a person who likes to have a animal as pet scrutiny storage places of explosives, with daily check orall with? .""! -.,- f SaENCl 1 V. . I In Smokinfl' Rnnm I was"-when men were discussing their atiouiobite difficulties," said r a griny smoker, who could not have been mistaken for anything but a mechanic, 'Both, apirently, had I flesh-coicre- d .. ,'' m- numerous troubles with their. cars, atmosphere superior to any now '!ou one, however, had aulred hbi proii-le- the market." t'urthcr research Is ' ', espected to result in more improve ""Whenever I have any trouble, ment. Meanwhile, of he asserted, 'I merely ask my wife auuuni are oeing exannneu. With a to say "A,uto ! Auto ! Auto!"' vkw toward increfl!ed irohutlon, ABAGAIL APPLESAUCE SAYS: " 'What good does thut dor ask- .r new uses wing- the (lenistnd for Money is still being carried in the Ute gas upwaifl. The I'nited Sttues ed his fottiianlou. of the female, but anv " Vha,t she says goes.' " lie to PIears among the most for considerable amount looks terrible tunate lauds In point of ouantitv of helium available. ' " IT FA3DLYnREStDEfTJf PASTOR--"Lvery time you ee a pretty girl ou forget you're married." "Wrong again, m'denr! NothW j home the fact: with so much - "Real re- brings torc-e- . ligion requires contemplation, and Uuit cannot l found in America," She leaned out of small canoe 10 pick a lovelv flower. Ernest Raymond : "The most universal antoinatlc action in the world They got her ba'k to consciousness in bout a half an hour. today ia that of a ladv striving $ $ $ ae 4 it Huceotia, a HEALTH HINT curtain over aer knees." NEVER SASS A TRAFFIC WP. George P. Joseph. Alaskan lnm- . berman T,isitorWhen the United California prune cron estimnted Stittes purchased Alaska it Invested at 4t"4 million ponnds.-4-NewIt futures Ujat will item. yield an VVhHt a lot of boimllnir )i..hu return. The most noteworthy r beer! perhaps, Hill be the paper and pulp . aduNtry.-"rh- er? are unlimited The woman was n nn. of pulping wood in Alaska." (U'rful person. Hlie lieckoneii in the fiercest lion, and be meek I v came to her and took a Diece of i 4 ? . B - IsilUfir out of her moil I h. I 1 v.Ynv" could do that" snid a man from the audience. ' - ! I !lo you dare to say vou could " Certa inly .just as wU as - the mm. "--' uceaiy Scotsman. -- PRESIDENT- - AND YOUNG J ITIP OF TONGUE " 11 w n s enor-810U- - . ts lion-tam- l , sfTJinrtii . . " . p !f- -' " . ill . ' - s "" TjJ -' -l K;I I TRMWeR. WHO K SAR OH WS ; - .! y- ,ffC nrrTTiie Ax2:' j,' J ,r;: it ... CmM.Wrq. EMov WFT.irN VOJOW -- MiT HfcVflWGr .VLf0,4 S -- Whether It West Center 486 . Provo, UtaK fa TRUCKS GEAR-SHIF- T Doctor, a Lawyer, a Minister,a Mechanic or a Laborer THERE IS A DIFFERENCE So, also, there is a DIFFERENCE in. CHIROPRACTIC n .order to SHOW .and PROVE to the SUFFERING and starting Monday, August 15 and continuing during the GHIROPRACTIG OF ICfagS gre th?ee week, ADJUSTMENTS FREE OF CHARRF 0FFICE- -8 WEST CENTER ST. Over Hedquist Drug Co. Store No. 1, Provo, I care not what your Ailments may behow Acute or Chronic. Incurables have been made well in three or less treatments. Many of , - ' f a - ; - - -- - - rr; so-call-ed - ' Mansfield Doctor of Chiropractic !:. , ' - - 7 "J ;.iSSJiaaj. 3b. - ? ' I . . ! ' x. 3 1 li : j- .- .vsAyjjfc, .:: AU;. v s The Drugiess , Road to Health User of Shearden and National Methods. Testimonials of the Highest Quality Furnished. Visits to the Home made by m- - o 12 noon; 2 to 6 "r9-- 10 - 0ffice VSJ?1?1?p. m.; Evening hours, ; 7:00 to 9:00 p. m. PHONE 1082 ; i tS - I :' S 3 E. i ONE Being aGraduate of four schools and having three state licenses, together With my years of Experience in Pracf iceTT sPhaTapable services for the period of three (3) days FREE OF CHARGE. ,Free treatments, you will get the same Careful ExSftion vantp,f,th8e Skillful, Pa nless adjustments as though- you were paying for same ' Remember-Chiropr- actic will Relieve 90 per cent of A4I Diseases Dr. ." i POSSIBLY YOUR CASE WILL I -- s- I - I I I . OFFICE OVER HEDQUIST DRUG, NO. M c . .j A" . ' I " 1 RESULTS COUNT ' , MLlH '"r" : 1 , B6N ., ' I lOR.Kli'i TIGERS OIU fV- - I f ZHtH " v ff. m m : - , ..- HE'S LUCMs VWOL HE'S ; ' . Kill my g V(Of - At.; - ; i x 6E . mMxmJ Jt- M,-- ' i P1 2 eiiMjruig iue wtto fiiurch at HerimiRi bj then every uiiOny. KM Uum (inset) preucbw St The. WORLD'S LARGEST BUILDER WASHINGTON TUBE'S Iff .r i Aaa tAir . oupenor-lVioior-L- o.1 iiear-sighte- d . Two spug-nasbu- ' -- 1 f .. I -- - w "And wo know aX)N"? nawjjgajft. it all the time that mere:- - -- how many are there" Is (lie baby would PUOXOUNCB 'pugnacloua" as if he. . boy." spelled with stress ..-on "na." Thev'4hav to Ju awfully DON'T t'SE you you niosatdtees. to be meaa "you were." . fooled by this hosADAGE popularly used but often . iery. misquoted: "He "who fights and n i. ,, if runs away, will live to fight another 1J I Gee Gee,-T- h Office Vamp, was "He bo flies will fight sws-a ury country, but uay may-l- ie as Tertullan wrote it iu again," can take all the hojw you want you Defuga in Persecutlone." aome " 1800 years ago. . Which reminds us, Gee Gee is .uriirinfil In jo thoughtful herand lank-i'esrter- rr entertaining, TJe day she took her sweetie, who is a mail carrier,-bufor a long walk. - . uuu nuj P , iiuv Tim . Qnto. t....u n 1. H I'lllIIB "V T..lt...i , JUim U t t .J-.- i nic oaiili; ai.au uuicsi seems 10 oe easy 10 Domo, insuiuuons or persons axranyTMiaea craw engagaJinrBniuyTf time, in fact, not a week passes but there is bombing, helium, in connection with the crea Bomewhere. Yet, the material of the bombs ia, very largely, tiod of artificial atmospheres. This gas, heretofore, used to float light successfully traced. Of course, a certain amount of. what machines: has home-bremight be called explosives cannot be- detected, found, cajiable of other accomplish or prevented; but, it ia a shameful reflection, tipon govern- omnia anu a numoer or 'new uses nitty lie. found for' it before many ment, when every office and department of government has montas ' nave jiassed. , w. ue ssucuiauy kujuucu. iu uruer lo preveni wiaesDreaa Experiments maae ny deeD sea disasters,- - Ordinarily, the control of deadlr exnlosivcs isn't dlVera and underground workers ' . ! J At.- i iv. have proyed Jhat helium , givcu uic uupwwncc measies of ine x'vca wnooping COUgn. can bealready used to . 11 YOUR ENGLISH DAILY man-buntin- tti matter-QfcialJUirpugri- 01 hnl iu OF-Ttl ;r j- - 1 I '' |