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Show SECTION TWO "PROVO SUNDAY HERALD, SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 4, 1928. FAGE TWO T.aU$ THE "HERALD Published byha Harald XJorporaUon-EC Bodger. presldeiA t 80 South .Firsl-.Wes- t SU.Provo, JJtah, dally. Entered M seoond-clas- s matter at the postoffice In Provo.Utab, Member of the United Press Association, 'NEA. Service, Paine Editorial ..Service, jandtfce James Q, 6crlpps Newspapers... ni,, , ,! himmi ir 107; Editorial . reporter, 495; Business office, Society Telephone room, 494. If you do not receive your paper before 6 p, m. telephone .495 and a copy will be delivered to your, residence, fy Cents the month; the AJunlyVaS ia terms carrier By Subscription $5,00 the year in advance;, by mail Jn the county, $4.50; "outside .... ".z county, $5.00. V.. Fearfully remorseful was how we felt this morning when a steamship company sent, us a lovebooklet ly to .'.'Oive the West us asking, Indies their (due(!" i' j Vi rlt seemsthat we" haven't been to the .West Indians and the steamer people hs,ve Found Us Out and, Intend tto, shame psf integp- - U i : Hal" Hal jVo Reason to Worry Ha! r -- . ". why even Ha! $1250 T;, . . if it was $12.50 .4 A YOUR ENGLISH -- A A XlCrVl" .y MACVA1K1E tKlLesil 1, ll j J! ;'- -: II "si C ! The Bobber Shop Is- campaign ' ' sues blindfolded.'" f WiUiam. B. Miinro: "They claim ' to be engaged In the pursuit of truth, but that ' is' not the whole story. - The colleges are also enit gaged, with equal ardor, in the of funds." :'V. ' . pulp-su- '" " '' An atheist New from was York ' boss has arrested in Arkansas the other j On the days "that the shaking spells he urns his shaves He had to go a long way to be day. sue- -, over to some one else and confines cessfuL' : : "..7 ; himself to massage treatments and " " I ( Hal we 1 . --- Shampoos.' Praf. Diggendelve, who know nearly everything has come to the conoluslon that the circus hippopoti amus is the only creature there Js hat capitalizes Its yawns. , . t t '" ...; -:; can distinguish th . . Tr-- fr o , ""reaiviouislf A jf ' Then we who asked to be lady next door have'-th- th& voting machines if In many cities this fall were the Tammany -, used-kt-lectl- ons kind.;, .ili iy- - "; (SI"'. "! flti'.'i' , other-amrthd When you purchase property, you are automatically burdened: iwith the- - POSSIBLE lia- a company and put ooLa lo't of Imitation cruises there could be an ' Afrlcar cruise In which the tourists woulc ; onef W thfr horse; igEtfhg a losing fight against hot aIr""radiators ir pur living room while the r mechanical means of transportation. & ' like a lion upstairs air mail plane made a forced landing A Chicago-Omah- a we would hire a boy to g the other1 day at Cedar; Rapids, la. Heavy rams came up, and when the pilot tried to resume his flight-th- e plane was around stabbing the lady tourist He could not budge itj with a pin so thVy .would thin! too deeply miredJnjtheljnuddiiield. they'd been hitten by a snake .HOW WiU Uie pruuicill.eivcu.j. mill tut uu m a uuisc. the evening' would wine A little sturdy pulling and the plane was dragged out to up with a few handfuls of clever sand the effect beim A farmer brought a team,' which was hitched to the. plane, entitled "Moonlight ' on the Sa o able was frbrrFWhich. it takeoff successfully. hara" . dry ground, , ,.' even bility of a worthless title. Horses For Airplanes . ore ' TUP .. rt.tl.S.MT.jiT. ' OFF "TAvCrl ,, t quite count .the horse out, You can in tnis day of travel through the air. Italy-rconslsti- ng una " V yy n u utf u 01 u itmm. - t ' (Copyright, 1928) Howdy, folks! Only 36 i J nt .'REVENGE!""' , ;' (By tittle Homer Provocation, Jr.) Oar afchcafrta perched oil a steeple, are plastered with . Our .windows ' days 'A until next Hallowe'en. Hooray Adventurer Hoorav! ,,r ' ; Why is Clarence Terhune, stowaway jan the Graf Zep. - soap, all than to readers the more newspaper Joe Bungstarter says he was But the car that I placed on my interesting pelin; on Venice could be accomplisher" last nlRht by a neighbor's garage other passengers and crew combined? There is no doubt Will give him the wUIlea, Hiopei sitUng In the bathtub flcodlnr lis window. He thought it- was his than the br that J young Clarence has caused " the bathroom and then playing Tootlegger.z "' ' scientific achievement of working the ship across Jthe The guitar in, a pair "of green and Transatlantic 1 . . e ..; I more-comm- dis-ur- Vamp, Bill a - v: ;''--- v.. ; 7 ' V Upon the list for the alientist '. InHcrioe the name of Peter Finn; Well wen we aDDreciate fh. .jWell. 'it's mainly because the boy stepped out of the 3e was green, 'twas Hallowe'en, the 0' in company of to streak adventure each;! the ,ta!nhl', irutlDs exploit appeals He didn't take his ashcan In! to be a rebel against, compi.mSTwe haviMr ; of us;,to the desire in everyone's-hearAn is one who can , the.hard and fast rules, for doing things. Buying a ticket "received ';when Old Man Jones' we and if done ain't a; sort become, ocean has over .the by aerial right already for an trip was found hanging y to the the West Indies terribly, of routine thing; it Jacks theultimate thrilL- ";.; terribly sorry and we're that's all we :hurch steeple the morning after t old-tim- er - . ' ? can say SrVlOKE '.AND, : LISTEN: If we and the time we know few thousand places In the Golder Westi where we ' can have abeL ter time on Jess money amonr real folks and more magnificent By J. A. "FRED" OWENS : We are surely getting farrious, we are getting wide renown f As the Pittsburgh of the Westthe smoky, smokjr town.,, Every furnace does lta duty as 1t,berqhes soot and smoke iiAnd tha housewlf the clothing !tlll her bck 4s nearly broke. Jauntily we tramp the sidewalk breathing poison from the air, ,. Hats and coats and shirts and collars catching soot from' everywhere. There Is never any danger of an aerial attack 7v is our safeguard and that really is' a fact. For the smoke-scree- n We can't tell saints from sinner. when we meet them face to face, With their face's ,"s31. sopUcovered'they lookJUke Afric's race. So let's speed ,ppi furnace stokers. Make the smoke" keep coming thick. ElacK ue own ana DiacK the people. Do It long and do it quick. Hallowe'en. ., 0 hac-$125- . than the West Indies - i heard of. tT7rT" ' VORLDHI?ISaND THI TjT j " , -- ; r r . t -j FINIR MOTOR ever . f , - : ' a if si ii jji c ii : t. 'id you knowroii could hw a -- ..T - . llll . fash00 has come to our attention that certain parties It"been circulating reports, especially among the J dTimesyemis Depression time is now neat when the people of Utah and of America will decide '. the nature of government they want for the next fouryears. " is,1 that should be made calmly, deliberately and seriously, for it affects' '"" your welfare, your prosperity, your children's happiness, youf family's hopes! V il ' '' THE , EQUIPPED d, ' . . . - Sedans from $1145 to.21M, 4elivered, .'vjVictorias from. JlMo-i- o $1906, aellvered, ri iixn s 1 iXSPOBTASIT un ii VaJUWsMrf FE fCHESt. iVO'd TIT A High compressioa motor High Turbuleiiof Loveloy shock Aluminum sltoy pistoaa Aim ' Srwti) New double drop frame Torsional vibration absorbers .mP VToeWseaiicst ' -- ; falea Bodus f - steering JEJJ - iv ,"af'kivl Cabriolets, ij- - Yt viy mu Cmr Veam Cik MAS crsoktbaft 4 (fctteiwlW exterior metslwara TIIE.V One-piece 1JLL Saloo lenders : Qesr vision front cbnora plated over pillar posts - Wish peclkt Design Short turning radius front sod rear Longer wbeeirAM;, bampers ' JAGICSON MOTOR GAR CO. 150 N, University Hiiiviiraitv Phone -p- ; . .: . . :. .' . REPUBLICAN "t . Fnr Prcalilvat ' , . - I respectfully, BEET SUGAR MANUFACTURERS' ASSOCIATION. ' .l,i-AS.v (Signed) v,:;V V 4; -' : ... - ItJONESeaidant. JAMES i. BURKE, formerly --- -, C. Vice President (Paid Political Advertisement) . . . 1; 1 . ' - For C Sraator -- lt F.. , - UIMrirt ' rrr - W. PRTKHS JOHN For Attorney nrnrrat UEORUE P. PAKKEH Stale Trraanrer Fr A. EUSE1. C'HRISTKNSE!! - For Stale Aadllor HOll AJAX For Snperlateadrnt mt Fnblle laatrnrilna DR. C. !. -- JEIISK.f Far Jaatlrea f hm Snprm Conrt TV. II. KOI.I.AND HANKOIf d , " . -- - d smooth-tongue- nirrwiaiea DON B. fOLTOm -- ! for-bee- V. n. tn rltHrt' m AT Ii Ell WOOD i. of Stale For ' a of-192-6 For FHMiST BAMBKHUEK Fof GoTtranr WII.1.IAV H. WATTIS always showed the" most friendly-attitud- e toward the farmer and was always first in recon mending the acceptance' of the farmers' views in the - life-bloo- State Ticket is . nal TICKET-Natio- IIF.HUK.HT UOOVBR I'or Vlr Prealdrn CHARLES CtHTlS ; ' t . matter of contract; j ' To. show the feeling of Mr. Wattis towards the aontract for the growing-o- f farmer, in the spring a 'of beets, for period threeyears, was entered into between the farmers of the State of Utah and the Beet Sugar Companies. The initial payment agreed in thin contract was $6.00 per ton delivered. This ts as agreedrj In October, 1926, on the recommendation of Mr. Wattis, the' initial payment ur tins' contract wasu raised from $6.00 per ton minimum to $7.00 per ton minimum, which 3. price was also carried out for the year, 192SV-- , Time has shown that this increased payment to the farmers was not justified by the present low price hofnsugar-- It resulted iirnverpayment-ofaboutfort- y per ton to the-- f armer over the original contract 1 as agreed. :.Ji price '" -- The prosperity of Utah's', industriesfarms, tangeif. mines and factories depends upon th4 Republican polity ... orr aaequate tariir protection. Senator rsmg jias opposed-Uta- h's welfare by voting against the protective tariff. He calls this tariff "iniquitous, infamous, damned before it born, destined to damnation during its lifetime, and doomed to damnation and obloquy after its death.". Can yov expect protection from a man who holds views like tba,' Do you wagutQ A.HJa.aw.j30,J)e3ps.a?use oa4l)i of your state? Do yov principle that is the very want William H..King to go back to Washington, for an- other six years to obstructhinder and embarrass UtahV Republican delegation jn. their efforts, to safeguard yout interests? Don't be deceived by oratory. T Compare the man's campaign "promises" with his record'. Has he promised protection and encouragement to Utah's welfare? In Utah, yes; but in Washington, nearly 3000 miles away, he oefs against your intercuts! Uta.h needs a new junior Senator Ernest Bamberger who Will help, not hinder, Reed Smoot in the Senate. .. It was always felt by the Beet Sugar .Manufacture " ers Association of the State of Utah that If more money could be paid the farmers for their beets, it would have the" effect of increasing the volume of business to such an extent that it would' be profitable, providing the rrice-of sugar was reasonable. n t countract to of froni this year year Themaking was a matter that required much study and deliberai-tion- . During all these deliberations we wish to state-tha- t fontract-asamedut-for-the-year-i9- f 111 f ilt n crop. -- . (XJMI'aNY 3, V. H. ncss in Utah know that this. is untrue.. r In all our deliberations leading up to the forrna-tioha contract each year Mr. Wattis was eminently fair. You all know that the : beet sugar business throughout this territory has been suffering recently. The farmers have made little or no money. The sugar xiompames have made no money, It is perfectly obvious under .these conditions that generosity, could not-cotrol legitimate business policies, beyond the value, of thg iti 8 Coupes, GUARANTYS have farm-er- Wattis, Pwepublican candidate for Govan unfriendly .attitude toward the maintained has ernor, farmers and beet growers of tbis state in relation to the ' , ' sugar beet contract. ; We, the undersigned, who have been working for r the past six years on the beet contract as submitted that -- It th peed and pep that put i?e$oftlr newNtsh you ahead, and keep -. OO'iDELIVERED . you there. And these They comt . Standard Sizes are in, look at these cars, FULLY then frankly say thit ;Pg. eS7 nqing cars. other cars at the price are not to be pot with longer wheelbaws new tubular-trussedouble-dro- p in the same class with the new "OO". frames, ou and and w 4 Lovejoy hydraulic shock On appearance alone youll clhoose the itamdard equipment. absorbers m "400" Even the lowest priced Vd-Stmodels have the exdusite new Moreorer, they are complete cars with Salon Body low, deader, graceful, every accessory included in the deliv' ered price quoted above, r ' r; smart. tery ' . " r The Standard Six motor is a new, ..Come 1n and see them. The money .'never bought n fine A motor car beorti J, JNTERM0UNTAM1TLE To The People In Utah Who Are ted In the Welfare of the i ' toor, salon ISody dedan ior 5, tor only M tonished . ; Sugar Beet Industry In Tliis State v r-" ; ' . n - guard, and mud guard. df -- .,., g CAR . . ' , , j ? British scientists are reported to be at loggerheads over the problem of whether the moon some .millions 'of years hence" "will fall upon the eartlv.or wiU gradually, move awaj from It. Maybe they ought to tak a traw vote.on,! . - Post-Tribun- e) , ' . t Home Office, Deseret Bank Building, Salt Xake City.-Sal- t Lake Office: 14 East South Temple.. , StreetOgden Office: 412 Twenty-fourt-h '. Provo Office: Paramount Theater Building. Butse, Idaho: 107 North Tenth Street. Twin Falls, Idaho: Second Ave. and Shoshone St, East. ' AFFILIATED ABSTRACTERS: ' r H.. C, Parcells, Farowan, Utah. J. R. Wood, Flllmore,'Ctah. William Hurst, Beaver, I tan. George B. Stanley, Hebert Utah.r Duchesne County Abstract Co, puchesne, 17 tab, , . i , '' Loan Corporation, Logan, Iah, I tah4.Mortgage " ,J Laraen Company, Freston, Idaho. ' Complete abstract service If desired' : right guard, ' -- scenery -- - The Internal Revenue Bureau recigar has LT1 Gee Gee ports that the five-cesays she can hardly returned. sleep these nights from worrying BUIXrETIN Yeah, but it costs 10 cents. over the fear that she might lose her appetitean hourbefpre.h.er work holds no THE HONEST ADVERTISED Thanksgiving dinner. charm.' From (From La Salle, 111., 3C t JC an Interview with-- ' If you think your cooking Is bad, in them hills, There's gold -Clemen-Golden Rule ours. C Cale, Georges j try t .j.-.- 'stranger! ceau. t J E. Klouse, Proprietor. , Jfr jg jf Art Shannon. . ; Insure It" To Be Sure of Your Title are three guad8 on a team left ,. ,;. G, office who Is to be the til. - , , flat, ' Our neighbor Is sore 'cos I chalked up his door Now why should be rave, about . that? tlT ed ' a football Gee game. Goe Is so dumb sho ttilnks there Our flowers are all trampled out bug-T- y - " - Phone, write or call for complete details of, ' our title insurance policy.. - V dumbest flapper who" ever attend- ent At-lant- ic. ''"" " benefit? fair-,- :; -- This Is Gee,.. h - '. What could he ?rLjijnore..sensibl6-:'''proposal.:ior:.youc- ! tick-tac- k - THAT'S A FACT, evidenced by continuous--, . . Jisjgation on the subject. we' will indemnify you. old-tim- .WHO'S WHO IN FOOTBMX : . Atlan-t- a e What has become of the Gentlemen will not, others must not, spit on the floor?' slffn: w" T- -4 . Transfer the risk to us. For a very moderate single premium with no additional annual premiums we will assume, all responsibility .for-th- a .'..tHv title' estate. ' Should your title be attacked in "court, we ill defend it at OUR expense. ',, If you loser - ' me;. ,TWt kpvku as his wife tells htmTo"3o. Constitution, , . A cheap trip would be as shor tour of of a nlnr mile.walk around the freight shed ana; other local ruins a piece of talkie-moviabou Mussolini and two pieces of gar-li- c ' - "or.r?.vva.AM3 ? Nowadays a man Is entitled to life, liberty and the right to 'vote and -- I C. C, Knight: "Every shopper has two purchasing" powers, the amount of money, be. intended to spend, and he 'auiount. jne .max, sj).en,d ..iflie Is '", properly handled." . fanklln P; Adams: "Our notion of an intelligent voter ia one. who "red-i-vl-ou- .wouldn't - want-Dr.; Joseph Cllns that therd is b6 rgason why normal men and women shouldn't f tyeli you'd hardly believe It V.iw. love each other after marriage. ..i1-- ' but .everybody Jn West Indies is Sounds) Jik& informing .that water is wet,' until doubt; Just dying t6l(haye u'ft come enters upon observation many of the. mqst, brilliant wed- ana piay arounu in turquoise, waters" underneath an. Vamber sun" dings displayed by 'the, newspapers" and their 'aftermath. and it has so affected is that A divorce Jawyer or a nerve specialist has as good grounds we are going to put some bluing in for following, close on the marriage ofntany people of "our our bath and a new yellow bulb In the light socket tonight just best social strata as a lawyer has for chasing, an ambulance to get the effect in hopes of a suit for damages. The instances m which mar wny Should we spend sizsu : riages. are based on something else than love aretconspicu even If we had it when we can get ous and seem to be increasing in nilmbet: r, StUl, they. are! the sam thing at home, ;j hrnrt Irnllv for nothing but the exceptions made conspicuous Joy puDircity. u ne vas 'I and hot water too? promajority of thermarxied do low each We have a good mind to "get. up portionof marital trouble-i- s no Digger man ever. x HflP OF TONGUE -- 1 DON'T SAT "As for you arid 1" "You and me" Is correct. ' PRONOUNCE with stress on spelled "vi." It means "come to life again," an Inquirer Is inform'ea. DON'T USE "he ain't" when you " mean ''he isn't." .' ADAGE popularly used but often misquoted: "A mqn does but pnee" was "To die is a debt we must aU of discharge," as Euripedes wrote it, v. . probably 400 years B. C. r, iv i COMlM ffeVef?; over load ld N. Gunnar Rasmuson, editor and manager;' R. W. Goodell, managing C. Hicks, county editor; J." A. OwensadverUsing manajnc editor; - Uy Williams 6B 1BVCrFOTHAT li By JimTVlarshall' ',..-- ,. WA-Y- OUR - r" , s - Those tried and true representatives of, the people of CX Leatherwood, should LUtahu Don B. Colton to Congress to continue their watchfulness and ' diligence and energetic promotion: of Utah's welfare, J: and. ' " " " . ' And Utah needs a governor who is in harmonv with jthestand of Herbert Hoover and whet Republka4eade- the vital problems of our nation and our state. Utah needs as governor a man'with the broad business exper'" jjence. the proved organizing-anexecutive ability of William H. Wattis.'. Utah needs Republican governor to bring to our state the fullest benefits of harmonious administration under proved Republican principles. ,on Let's hold fast tcf the proved Republican principles our only dependable assurance of continued pros ibis u no time to place our trust in th- eperity. hands of those who offer experimental and risky' promises, Let's keep and strengthen the, Republican" protection for Utah's welfare! . y V - v .1.1. MOM! , |