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Show THE EVENING IIEEALDrfKIDAY, FEBRUARY 12, 1K6. TAGS TViO E I.T.7S FEATURES PRESS COMMENT - Ximm, 4h RIPPLING RHYMES THE EVENING HERALD An Independent Newspaper MEMBER NEWgPAI'EB ENTERPRISE ASSOCIATION ll&UBKli CXITED F&ESS A8SOOIATIGN r : .Publisher ., i. . . Vm. H. Hornibtupk K. Qiwbtr Raamittwn ....Cty Editor EatahUabud a a klr to 18M: as a dally in 1822. PublULed la tar Herald building, go South First Wert street, Provo, Utah, every evening ici Saturday, and Sunday nornlng. Deiiwred carrier In I'rovo Lake Vtow, Vineyard. Orem, Provo Beneh, and Pleasant View. AH com made at om . Tephne88 plaints of wfciKfcirI-j!lfiHItotBfed as second claw matter at the pwforrlce In Prove, ttah. . ,..,..... tj' - ,1 XJVUTOW va sVJ h.M tuiui wkuwl bj h atdvanc U t OFFICE CL.L !CAT, ' Pretty is as pretty does ; agly Is Hank gone the bankrupt as pretty paints. way ; he scarece can buy his rasher of bacon every day." He well might now be cashing bond coupons by ihe score, if Fwclgners who say America has he'd stayed haberdashlng like blitnen in his store. He well nothing to .compare with Dutch evidently sever saw any might now be tooling a priceless limousine, but he as windmills, our city traffic cops. of , fond pf fooliflg'.Cof flaying on the green.'.: His clerks were-gooand sprightly; Adolphus',' James and Bert; they greet-- -The dentist' chiijr tj&tte so would buy a shirt ; yfia,like a gent and bad as the electric chair, thinks scholar they treatedjnfi, say Iwhen I would blow a dollar Donald Forsythe. luu're not strap-to buy a hofilfson tie-.; Yet 1, inall my dealings, would ped in. traffic with the boss; ihe hirelings eager, spielings don't seem to get across. "Oh, where is your employer?" I'd C. H. Funk thinks an opUmist ask, of Bert or James p.you argue like a lawyer, your Is a man who buys?a Ford and then words are wreathed in flames; no salesman could be slicker, joins an automobile club. . you always score' your' point, but I would rather dicker A telephone pole never hits with Hank, who, owns the joint." The boss is out joy be abiding lau'0 cept in self Mense. he "or riding," thesalesman would.reply, may . i T i i Hi uy. ,. perunance, wnere unuwy gw uaiui vynens urooKS are Add to list: of eternal trithe is in he's the road open brawling, callinjr fishing the glen; so I'd leave not snendinir angles jnornlng, used ear, so much as forty cents, and with me there were wending Tproranity or buyers, though it ft some more disgruntled gents. Let us rise' to remark that the funny, prefer to seethe boss, when they are packing money greatest of all horticultural .feats to buy Chinese joss. But Hank the haberdasher was never is yet not accomplished the graftnow dealt he's he's to a smasher, flat as flat there see, and of Weed chains on bananu can be.- - The haberdasher, draper, the man who deals in ing bklru. . jade, should frolic not.' nor caper Jn hours designed for . . 1 , i TFRMH OF KIBSCRIPTTON - - v i" 111 ; - Mat-satKrlvfince isr tiwir UiiH in 1'tah county, ner year, lu advance , mail ia .Unto. Htutpty ontnlde JLfflt, comity, j be to not crnwrtwmrmo8t : ,y . mu per year, it v ' -"r a- oVtork, a, m. y I y later thai '- 1 ' 1. UNDER THE CAPITOL DOME The World Court as a Political Issue - the court i . By PAUl BMALLON Staff Press Cwnponlttil) tnlted " Later, the world court issue will WASniSGTON, FeB. J2 (U, P.) .The first test aa to vfliHtlier the be fought put in ether states. Senotera generally desired American ator Wlllam M, Butler, Kepubllcan, In the World, Court f Masfwchusetts, and chairman ofjbej participation " come in April when the Repnbllcah National Committee, is will justice first of the prima rlea that are to considered running to succeed him' aelect candidate for the eit NV self, leading opponent wlU be tils tember election ia bi'ld ln'lUInola. foruiar Senator David I. Walsh, Before the Senate battle whfch Democrat. WaJah ia n of Nations, eourt, resulted in adoption of the Swanaon , reeolntlon of American adherem-eIrreconcilable, while Butler fators lihe worldT'coiirt s an Irislgnlfl-can- t tlte TOMrf'and voted for the Swan-soresdlution in the Senate, laiue, bat the bitterness of the e here generally l61ttlclan battle haa apreaU and in - many atatea it may be tlia chief point of the threats which have been made by sow? forces of the Kn Klux differences in'the prmaries. KIhh to wreili political Tengeanee Senator William B. MeKlnlpy. Illinois. baa announced .upon- thajuuthern Democrats and himself aa a candidate to succeed others who voted for the court himself. He aupiwrted the world Catholic organizations in several jJ court oa tho. ground that WJ" major Coolldse policy ahff"aaoptec - HKiilnst the court, the Ancient Or by tha Republican national Tonven- der of Hibernians In liassaehusetts and "The Indiana CflthoUc, a maga Col Frank II. Srnlith, strong ije zine in IndlanatMlls. recently peti ChlGrgofduwinwranwA tmneddthftJtote orrairigjh ' psblloaain himself aa a candidate for McKIn- - resolution. n'one ' souTBernaterTBirae ley'a seat aiiJTIs conTracTInlin''P'':: f oua campaign through the Jtate at- - may be raised. Senator Ellison D, H tacking Ihe world court and SIcKln- fcimith, Democrat South Utroiina, sticceed Is running, for ley for Toting for it Unless aome other more Tltal 1s- - himself. If Senator Cole L. Blease, ene bobs np before- the people go to Democrat, South Carolina, but who the polls, "the world court will be is an Trreconcllable and opposed to generally, carries ; the chief matter at. stake and the Smth!s policies rf sijlt will give the first concrete, oni his threat to campaign every feasia for ascertaining whether the coUntrln the stater 'Smith. majbe ' r '. .people generally are ifr. f an,fiitist hard pressed J '.. Judge Thou Not. One night I sat by the bedside Of a dear and life-lofriend, -IWatching thft ptay of his features badly awaiting the end. The lights burned low on the mantle, The embers died on the hearth And, '"MOTHER"; was the last sweet word Flt)rrj this man of sterling worth. -- - Quiet," modest on d, suffering mortal Of anyc cult or creed of "him aid or - hU hat's a. woman-angel- jler frown. U. I'.OraOU W- i almnt 25 million years, I'd' say." 1 'HwTf.ln '""-""- t- """"I it'111 ' It.ii-.- . rms!t W"a settlmr hon." alt. A 145 N. that strike yoa that harp that new queer-shape- Is lugging around?" S7 Peter, with a perplexed ' - "That isn't a harp, that's a Mi tying look mm PROVO, UTAH. "DependaEility Regardless of Profit" d s ; Phone 953 University Ave. wire- - remarks is no prwif that- Tlicto Tiro various --ways a man Ibe iworld'sw-he- jt srhaps .thfyliav caa.. dttmouHtrate'. his Independence speech : -- "Walteiv " '- ' ltosidos enting with his knife. checks." ' at ' his superior. s "She's wltjtyj, owlr from. yofre; n fSifMirfrherlrnsband's' ' ' uil.itatlot. niliwtitnljffiita tn ll. .1 . .. nreri'.fMHi IX D.Wl.i LESSONS ENGLISH... LL." II Station act who were .playing seek to NaO F T E ture's hide. on the occasion above Vaiidevllle.- N.MISPIlOXOrNCED: Pronnnnce the "Marjorle, have you .been smok- ' . to. referred o its in "no," ns In iH."' ngr Prof. Charles Schubert was the "Xo, mother.'' OITE.N "MISSPELL!"): . Emi- "But your breath smells of to note e und grute. one m; ImitiigrHtel (to move into,), bacco. . I and two m's.. . ,. ("Father kissed me YOU note father doesn't smoke." STNONXMS: t. Bcoinimy,, tragal-Ity- , I .. ... "f know, but his stenographer : thrift . Cod-livoil . WORD STUDY : "Use a word .KiS." LT'T threUines-anIt is yonrn growtlrgfbody and bone fa us AVindy Wolfs Wife: "How dare increase our vocabulary by mas children and is a strength-pr- o you fight here! What have we got word one each dny. Today's tering people. word: OSTRACISM ; exclusion from home for?" tectirigfood "Slk was Intercminse Did' you ever 'see a woman 'doing afraid of thewall of ostracism that "house-wor- ready- - to stop to powder her Uiese- - peojrte-we- re nose? Neither did we. about her." t - TO PROTECT , promotes ile a oeaped era D 1 H I I TV il rlrS T-l- ;ll;;.,.n .'"Docs' a ry a meek mun or does way?" ,; ,.-..- on" one y oa get a breezy letter maybe it f ame by airmail. DJ "S that at every opportunity. RY-- vnw-8u- A Sou? MAOE 6rrrij f PuvjCM T l he Out Th.vjW 1& OttrwtP AT (' s- iMmm - Just because-- the girls laugh at A-Y- SHOP marhe-ge- Water power of the Colorado River will be .used. Going to build . A mirror Is often one's best a big dam and flood.countless stills. friend, although it casts reflections our iw m' Blacksmhw :Lri k TOftF SIMS SAYS j RETAIL k " t- " ' WILLIAMS FAcrocf Mtba) Be mavm -f alh 'I WtSFRitMOS A MOME - APiECE J , ' 0 uau "fi 7 ' BESERVEDLY Of -- j f. asoime tecognized as the; motor jiiel, its for prompt starting Recognised, too," i ' .; : ' and smooth-runnin- g fFrom thestartTwith characteristics. a cold engineTtothe- -! d, end of the journey, all Conoco, Gasoline gives more and better motoring ' year-roun- , miles. . .- - CONTINENTAI; OIL COMPANY Producers, Refiners and Marketers : K ' . : , ; A . , vnd-v5- OUT ' OUR - i:,,'.. after-dinne-d give. : me . bofl 1 ance a succor or need, ' , , sd-- J DRUCGBTS Pnea 60 and SI JO & Bowaa, Hnrmfaldi N.J, Widows and orphaned children. The lahie, the halt and blind. Found him a friend !and protector Generous, true and kind. TOn dogmas, creeds and doctrines ;' . He placed a lasting ban v ' : And stood out as a bold exponent - Of The Brotherhood of Man, ' - - i V At times I've heard him disparaged ."By Ahoee of a narrow mind . . ' Who can see no redeeming features ' " ' In men of his like" or kind. , ; .This sometimes gets 'me to thinking Ifchoosing a way-o- my own , - - Td prefer hell with such friends about me vThanobewiththem at; the Golden Throne.'. ; . , W. M, WILSON. f i "Well, yes," the first fouv!st. IrAttxrliESSONS: : IN ENGLISH v Jackson Motor Gar Co. -- In the hour of want His hand went deep in his pocket, uick to respond tq the call, ; ot with a prayer pr a promise- .But to gladly give them his alL ,? quickly and conclusively this new Nash - built success the Aiax Six - - . demonstrates its owri superiority so ; Vhen,ever a :: Asked they aU agreed, "but rftfher a col'l AT Ihaeven-ten- or Of a common man of the town.- V -- -- in . lnf protecting benefits. -- . wtd-eawlnedft-feotpr- vigor and strength. t ane u ror lis neauif He frequented Shrines of Chance And his gods were gods of Laughter Of Music, Song and Dance. He cared not the snap of his finger For convention's smile or frown, .Just-move- - 1 -- Oft' when the wine was sparkling Never has there been a car that - r er . . Helen.- - oil made into-- a is cod-livrich cream, It builds up and unassuming, . Plain, and of simple mind;:-Thoughtful of those about him, Ever sincere, and kind. : Stern when occasion required it, . By nature, gentle, mild: A man of commanding presence .With the simple faith of a child. : .By.XHARLES P. STEWART NEA Service Writer. Scott's Emulsion Of faults they say he had many And of virtues but a few, But I knew his crowning glory Was a heart so tender, so true. Loose were his purse strings always, Ready and willing his hands And virtues should 4live forever,. :' Faults should be traced in sand. - -- forrown . '' About neien. man named Fall Married a girl named" -- A 1 er ng j rr . ' v- 8lftMttS " one who made the discovery. ' The Smithsonian ' Iustltntlon, hearing of the professor's find, sent lVof. Charles W. Gllmore out to the canyon and be vncovered a lot . mure track. .Uzs, , '" - rear-viaic- at-.th- mlnl-iniz- -- -- - Profr-GUrao- , . .t or yonr. .complexion improve Earl Eljlult advises the girls put it to bed before 2 . u. . n V-a- ,4 hiWcatkm to aO Sedan, icvUnder motor, force-fce- d main bearings, connecting rod bearings ana camabatt Deannga, 7 bearing crankshaft, camshaft, new vdour ophoU tery,4-whe- l brake, foil balleon ttoes, Sdiae wheels, new Mai f lard Green finish, cowl ventilator, cowl lights, nrirror, ' silken curtains, transmusion lock, automatic windshield wiper. To , When he came back o WashingNow, of course, she is , re rA SH LNGTON 'tourists ton recently brought '! Helen Fall. were pawing around among (the several specimens of the footprints He 'says that the worst bottm-.oroefca' e he Grand with him. Of It is that Canyon lit the rilora(ln nne ilny In She's the ssme In - -- "The tracks," nays Prof. Gilraore, 1915. looking for, any old thing they Winter "Include those of new and unknown might happen to. run. across. Spring and "Old" Is right, as tlip reader pres KlHfieS," : ,.' Summer. v (It will now lx seen why ! had ently will see. . to speak of the aniinnj as-"pteroToung Provo J)rlde la ""despera- Suddenly, "na" exclaimed one from the suei-- lack of any ,tUui ) : Oh, dear, I can't make head dactyl," in of the "tourint; excitement his aecursre de.limation. nor tall of my accounts. How do - thoroughly tonerTA'pterodactyl track V ... AA The other tourists hurried to the "Even science doesn't know him by : i his right name.).; tAd a dozen oranges? " closely and Interestedly. -- anti-Worl- d ;" ' Aha! Found It At Last! Tracks of Pterodactyl trade." : anti-Leagu- e " ' . - -- ' " t ; OOP gr- - " ' 1 1 i-'- ld " TT?tTC?v nriLl lXLiUwl! ' 'II i1 ,.,.. BdattaMS Office TelepTioaeT",. 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