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Show THE PROVO HERALD, FRIDAY, OCTOBER 21, 1921. THE PRO VO HERALD KNOCKS Published by The Herald Company, Ptoto. Utah. EVEfiY MOXDAY, WEDNESDAY AND FRIDAY, Entered as second class mail matter June Ptoto, Utah, wider the act of March .3.50 the year, Subscription price. t the postoffice, , 1911, 3. 1879. ' - cents the mouth 30 Sworn Circulation 1688 BOOSTS AD it JUST TALK Making of Prophets. The Provo Herald has the largest circulation .of any news-- f' n ,itjt-,h,a .,tnr1 L caper published in Utah south n east of Salt Lake City. . His guesses, so the stories go. The Provo Herald's circulation Is, we believe, FIFTY PER Ran sixty out of CENT GREATER than that of any other newspaper circulating in But there was no weather, though, ' " ' Provo. "For Moseg to prognosticate. fifty-eigh- t; " - He-Men- A GOTH AMINE Electricity? ? iMiir ii(:h has been excused from jury duty so he can get married-H- e What Next in Are Women Becoming ) i'lb'rl!I'iA fl,- - -- l '",! liU -- flrvv "misses his la-- t chance to have a voice in anj:hing! - - - Away back in the nineties, Mark IPhiradelpljia Record.) Twain wrote an interesting piece about ua women may uui .uujc m j JOHN D. ROCKEFELLER'S income mental telegraphy some folks call it is" 119 a minute. - Reducing to calcul- for her own- (whatever that is), but Mirk recited Instances able figures, he has made about $14.23 the is being discussed, and analj f "telepathy.'" where had wanted very much to and some mills while you're reading he inm than ever she was before out- hhis foolish paragraph. And if you stop to consider what a chump you had It on his mind strongly, and he are to thus waste your time, he hju Is being said about her is pure bunk, had even sat down and written letters made about $95.- - For that matter, he although all of it issupposed to be in- to them.. An each example the letter can keep on forever making jnoney teresting';- Wr are "assured, for make a chump of yourself "crossed" in the mails another from while youover statistic'. . that women as a class are taller dallying the individual in mind,- , end heavier than they were forty years Few of uijmt have bad letters ' CLARENCE KYOUNQ has per agoScientists --will tell you ome- formeoVthewOTderuJQeaJof engrav ing "i letters on The head oFi pin. same And the how subject frequent But patient genius never yet devised a data to prove to your complete aatis-- f have each one of us been surprised plan enabling an average woman to action that there Is plenty of, exce- ly to find people about whom1 we were write ALL her postscript without llent explanation tor the statement, but ' on the scene, cavorting along the margin. Ihe" scientists do not lay the stress talking, suddenly appear causing us to remark: "Speaking of Barber Bucks the Trust. upon the ex" that others do. Your and you'll bear their wings," or . I was raised on a farm; Then I, went angels with concerned .most true scientist is; of the devli," etc. And then to my work before the meadow lark the improvement of the hole human "Speak! the constant recurring dupli turned its bosom to the genial sun, is there race based upon the general advance cation and continued until the of thought and - ideas which soaring aloft In living conditions benefiting all poorwilla began their saa retrain, whip out the saying: "Great minds and long after the sun had ceased to eJlke, ThVreally. big reason is that brings in the same direction."1 travel gild with gold the low hanging clouds we are all better fed and better nourme inde, Few think of these as "mental tele- of the west. This life taught ished in every way. But if you ask a me to rely - This taught pendence. are graphy," but they not? upon myself. Wherefore, I refused to physical culturist about it he' will tell Mark Twain wrote in the days when enter into any unlawful combination exsort of thing you might you the barbers of this Of common telegraphy of messages was formed by the mart ntivniral culturist to RflV. H was convinced that men- - town, all of whom but recently wlre' !by course, women; are taller and heavier in town." Card in Richmond w.. i Vm,ujrUv r "blowed because they. take more exercise than (Moj Exchange. spinusm, dui me acuon or some un- their grandmothers did. known A WESTERN peeing Tompoet quality of electrlcy. Since that Nobody nowadays would be so foo"My love- is dressed in sun sings: wireles time become has stelegraphy lish as to preach that exercise is a bad on her browr a rainbow with beams thatthe-soun- ds other common,We Jtnow thing forewomen, but are carried through the air by waves "MARRIED Before He Finished His band, one would be quite as foolish to of electricity which' wash against poles Education," says a headline. "Well, believe implicitly all that the physical ?'r is the and standplpes to which receivers are who doesn't who .marries culturist may be moved to say about observation - of most every ' ' petulant attached. . bened: strides It seems impossible to get the real The world is making amazing may M a truth about the eternally mysterious, in the science jf electney, What will GYONGYOSHOLASZY like a sounds he but musician, next?. Will it be the discovery great feminine. From Paris, in the current it yield to a phonograph record. prelude or in of a element electricity quality dispatches, comes the alarming inforThe Wise Guys. mation that "bearded women are on that, with the help of apparatus, will Mtns Golda Wise was the guest of the Increase." The Parisian doctors, wash wavesf- -of thought from one brain her Miss Norma siaie ai van; ; ......... ."'.. Wert,cousin. f we are told, blame this hirsute in- - lo another Friday and Saturday, K A dinner will be served and a pro reas& uponigarettetmokhtg-an- d gram rendered on Friday, September9. cohol drinking. Wonderful! Wonderschool, district No. 16, at the Palmer ful j Yet men grew beards long be- ' Program: As the fated day of the Armament fore they grew tobacco extensively, Recitation John Wise. fthe Indians, who used it first, by .the conference draws near, It appears to Recitation Lucille Wise." way, are not a hairy race), and INoah, the- average American as if the Ink TRecltatlon Sekla Wise. Recitation Lillian Wise. milk is Japan silent, "cunning in the one of the original discoverers of alcoRecitation Amy Wise. ' ' Japan. to whiskers had hol, probably long Recitation Ethel Wise. dabble in the grape juice on that early We hear all sorts of talk in our Recitation Goldle Wise. " Miss Gildie Wise and Bister enter very best sensational papers and magaand momentous occasion." Misses Fnfnces and Ethel Wise, tained is the she zines of great la navy building So Paris simply furnishing more Mabel De Lone. Messrs. Bill and Net- confusion to the bothersome ques- in secret;, of her mysterious battle- son wise ana ueri R. Wise. Van tion. If our women here begin to ships, her mysterious airplanes - and Wert, O.. Bulletin. grow beards to match those from this and that mysterious engine of Mere Man. Paris, It might be much more reason- war. Add to this the fact, which has There Isn't nuich in store for hhn, able to attribute this change towom- - been impressed on us all for a third ' Especially after marriage I -rof a century, that Japan works darkly nrriEaTrrfeictT ne mows mo iwu w inn ' and springs on Ther Ytctta like a blud- To push a baby carriage. jn nity Booster? , !n.ra4.:n antirinnfptVio- fnnr?if inna nf Inmnrrniu in umcauiix .v...vnui, his investment will, in future that him the boks ahead- - who - I. He knows pai are oiierea toaay, are commodity prices' s investing NOW. . years, yield - T r ; . going"" down and i.:. 1118 same higtf !s io j. that high rates for money will have to .; . . j are Mi '6 b what we call "normal," 5 or 6 per cent is considered a good return for in- tiic very uuireinese raieswuvjio-dou- bt prevaiL- ...... alley lias & Coke Comrjanv's Ctimnlntiv Prtif nrrotl SfWlr nnnr Tf nnM V.t " cent for to come. And as conditions return fto normal these per years y increase in purchasing power. neai m.u divi-oil- it shares are uvaiivage vi limitetLi Many people in Provo, Springville and Spanish. Fork have una spienaia mvesimen;. xou can too by paying cash or sub- A,ifljruicm jriaiu-- oe one oi our many uommumty JBoosters. her of a few shares today. This home investment wili not come Scient gas plant, distributinsr systems and other' well opportunity O jfvjv vVW VI Js & Coke Companyare behind every sKare you buy. iuuay.. ues yoimoney earn per cent: at home. 5j A Gun Up Each Sleeve . 4BtrdthftBighfc-rB- 8 AS a rule, those visionary chaps who the write too freely of times 3,000 years wonder we fear her attitude at coming conference. But the American military experts do "not share bur average impressions. 1 They laugh at the widely printed stories of the Japanese navy being as strong or stronger than ours, or that it is likely- - to be as strong as ours in a few years. - They .point out: ' It takes time, great sums of money, large purchases of materiaLabroad X build It la Impossible to camooflage such a , huge, under taking. Japan is a poor country, "Her rev enues are only of the revenues of the 1'nlted States, and her people are even now groaning and restive under the burden. Be her naval program what it may, she cannot com ete in sea strength with, f 7 to Uncle .Children Unrestrained That the children of the present day have to much liberty and no restraint, and that this condition is wrecking many lives, is the assertion of William Dudley Foulke, poet and historian.- , "Education in character and man ners," said the speaker, "is the work of the home, and the school can not do much of it But the parent- s- and " in the fullteacher ought to est. Sometimes parents, 'through partiality for their children Cripple the discipline of the school instead ot helping it JiIC .lclrshrdlu. shrdlu unny helping it. Children should be trained to t3o The unpleasant things, the "things they do not like to do, but our present drift is&entirely toward too - v nout "obligation, the investment ...... y lephone. CLEANS D'irty Shopi Instantly y "Whtt's r SAS the Atchison Globe: beconievof the, old fashioned woman who wipeaTtier nose on the under side of .her apron?" She's living in an exclusive neighborhood - .now,.-- - calling "carburetor" "wlla bora tor" and otherwise keeping Mrs, Malaprop's memory " alive; . Garasrw I s-- r: IVI 1 2 tor ! ' t BUY A CAN Grocers, Druggists, . lHgHtl...,-- , GET ONE HIEE Hardware Storos, Paint Store a monoy-bac- k guarantor. y soil Mab on "i , i , - s .... ... . ri"v ' . - - slnce ' i EROOKS, Distributor, ran kt '. Coast to ' t Sold From Coast ! . - Buy From Your Dealer t i Cleans Sink Cleans GasKgnges i -, it; "Every Patron a Partner" . . . . Hhose-who-na- ,; CI ) Null & Hanley, the good looking pro prietors of the Mexico Pantatorium, for cleaning up our carry our thanks straw hat - These boys are doing a fine business in the way of cleaning up all kinds of goods. They have a fine trade, and their." work is first class. M exico, M 0., Ledger. .. COKE Provo, Utah An Obliged Editor. am'aJluJ:,,.,.. tes LE! hence, can't see far enough anead 10 arrange for next week 8 grocery piu. The Vstimated population, of England. Scotland and Irelarfd is 4S.O0O,-00they support au army of 8,000,000 ,in many mch liberty, which-leaa ad ......... .1gov e hum ent, f kialr-oldi-er -' theHwr of Our naval experts are willing to bet sailors. our young people" their reputations that she. has only six Thirty . thousand people are killed That American children haye had to our 19, and they say nlured in the united States every dreadnoughts bad manners, also Is one of the asserv; five persons, it is estimated, meet or that 'that proportion and" to this tions of the noted writer, death byccidentjn this country every ve statement observed to 1928, which is as far as minute. children to any great extent must be programs up can The Mohammedan hold tneir Sab figure in 1921. ,jf forced to agree. This lack of cour- - anybody ; - bath on Friday. orienis another it cunning tesy, and of a proper respect for elders. iiaiPerhaps .amd 4a mnVa the. nrnrlfl fhtnfr fhnt is one of the fruits of the excess of!, Apricots are dried by the heat ot Japan Is armed to the teeth. Maybe the sun, In California. act and to in on speech glyen Lberty n ghe the modern youngster. In the old daysr! The date is as essential an artlcl conference that by pretending at the ' ot perhaps, the opposite was true, as chll- - she has a diet to the Egyptian as rice Js to pie gun ...up. each sleeve of her Hindu. seen and ,not '. dren were literally .: -.heard.1,. While.Jhla" la not altogether First Trama, to someT1 desirable,l1ending as Natives who use blowpipes for drawn by horses Street contramways chUdren to make the degree ;nunting hae' an accurate alm up t0 50 were introduced into thfs country- by Ecious and bashful, yet it i to be pre jyards. . Mr. Tram, an American, from whom ferred to the practice of giving the! take their name. They were first wa B,'ef omos.e- iUren the center of the stage upon irof they run at Birkenhead In 1S00, and in Lon ons Children who. are. per-(3.. :. . all don the following year. Loudon tong .... i mi tvd to have their own way in all , v will ha maiio unhanov in later j Bath tubs and coffins are included article tasable m luxur- "f rears when they can not always havein Possibility of Another ice Age." ... A succession of snoh eniptlonv'as irh liave not learned self restraint.; a ferrlL. across ' the St. Germans that of the Mt. ;Kntmal volcano In Ti: best part, doubtless is to find in Cornwall, Creat Britain, has Alaska In June, HH2, wouUK plunge bv as the .river suggested' fatii "". .a..,ilin , 'been carried on 'without interruption the earth Into another ice hge by the twelfth century the sun's temperalure to a low ;r too grent lioerty. . Rockall, an islet in the Atlantic, - depree on" earth, lr, ?obert E. Griggs i up.' 300 miles west of, Scotland. is aid before' ti e 'Ajjnerlcm Association the only remaining portion ffor" Advancement 0f Science. to i',,vit one ; t f .... i isiand. a of r s cove wi.t d mI DN iv ..J'fcc i i. 1 li k |