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Show THE. PROVO HERALD, Bronchitis Conpered m-m- WHAT THE. SHEARS SAY Seventy Years Old and Praises i. Won- - an ass. The jcrowdapplajidfid and I felt fine. Then the man's voice rose .' "I had a severe attack of la grippe,. to it tbna the southern uiuw above the din.. "Youbi feller. he' call- It t" left me with bronchitis and catarrh " give the language U:mf peculiar ' ' ' ed, 'yii needn't be afraid for this of Liecame. quite deaf to twists, crowd Its beei1 tested."" Buffalo Ten Moab.farmers who have taken lA Cleveland mail, was riding on a " ear one so I could not hear a watch ' ComermiacL' ago, some time up homesteads and, desert claims In Washington street car 'tick-I commenced using your j HTO-Mfew a within the vicinity of La Sal, San- - Juan conn ''and when the car' wag ' Wall Paper Binding. soon got relief, ty, hav& and Inhaler and ' termlnaL",two suburban pooled their watef Tights and blocks of Its "Shall scrape the walls for you?' "saved" I and life; came .aboard. It that a company for the irrigabelieve, fellows organized and ' shabby ; lank Inquired the landlord. .their "sun 'took of tion, The articles of thelrlands. I to have recommended it many." The conductorpromptly "Well, I don't 'know." replied the the 70 years old. -- 1 have told sev Incorporation- - were flled . with over nickels and a few moments later, when tenant Mn you take, off that wall the ar topped he called "Eniof line paper the old house, might fall down." eral prominent doctors what it jdld for county.clerk of San Juan county , yes' "V "Wall .put" J me," Vivcu 11. Mowder, Washington, terday. The organlbaUoh" will be . Herald. Tello known wa pro- - Washington La Sal Irrigation comN. JT., R. P. D. March 16, 191L The lank- and shabby head. pany. It owns "ten second-fee- t of the For tested. The conductor shook Jiia asthlia,bronchitts, catarrh, Boy, on the Outside. . passengers had to pay their fare no f Baseball season oft reminds us, coughs colds and catarrhal deafness waters of La Sal creek and approxiseven miles of main ditch, val .matter' where they got on, . Nothing inai we ougni to soon commence H70MEI; -is- guaranteed , by Hedqulst mately ued It. at about $8,000, which takes" up the done ; could be Drug Co. Complete outfit Including Clamoring for .them to give Ma " " entire were two anff passengers .jcapltal stock of this concent Inhaler aggrieved The bottlftJITOMEr 11.00, sep Larger knotholes in the fence, The officers named In the articles of HYDMEJ If arate afterwards silent for a mement Then one of bottles Los Angeles Tribune.' ' who are to hold office incorporation them .caught the conductor by the needed; : until .the. annual meeting lare firjst' . sleeve VUlUUg CI W. McConkie, president; WilMistressH-Bridg- et George I told,- - you not to TWhy,us hain't rid nowheres!" he ;. Universal Joke. . liam Somerville, viae president; F. B. walled ' Cleveland Plain Dealer. put these silver" EnivesJin with the This might go perhaps It has gone ' . steel ones again; . . .. . l,rrr ..' undoubtedly it will in New York Hammond,; secretary .and treasure; ' I. mum, the about Recall a didn't; Chicago,' in Chicago about St Andre wTangren' and Joseph H. Bank- BridgetSure, Expecting "Senator, why don't you unpack silver, ones were already there when Louis, in Cleveland about Cincinnaa, ueaa, Bauiuonai aireciors, The re I put the steel; ones in. Woman's in Minneapolis about St Paul, and so maining t incorporators are Clarence ,.. your trunk?, toull be in Washington Atanir-rater- a, teacher InjPprV Tangren, John W. Carman," Oscar Lar- Home Companion. - v ont for six years." land, Ore., was about tor telMha prl-" Crout jsen, W. A. ,Shafer and-B,"I don't know about that My state mary class the story of "The Miracu Moab is First-One.- , Saw. He designated as the principal lous Pitchw," and as a pjelirainary has th recall. "Washington Herald. "Say, what is a microtome?'! she asked: "Now, how many of yAu place of business, of the company. . "A instrument with which cniwrea nave eer been In a very- delicate In a Paying Business---"- I of an inch thick small town ti. QL fourte Portfand ta HIGHEST SPEED "IS"1""-shavings hear your on 1s making money can be cut" a large ctty; but whd has been la x, " THAT OF LIGHT ",; . vr- - as a sculptor?,r "Oh, yes,, the fellow. I buy my bacon what we caira smalLcountry village?" '. v "That's what I set up a sample of of has LNumerous hands were raised. "Well, dThe highest measured speed is" the Plain Dealer, Oscar," 6aid the teacher, ?,what little speed o fthat etherlo , . his . statuary in our cornfield andt we vibration which town have you been in?" '"Seattle!"' hain't had a crow around since;. Now we call light, And light travels at the .." Pioneer vWoodcarver. he has more orders than he can fill. "They are ntr6ducing woodcarving answered the eager Oscar; rate of 186,000 miles a secondr-Youth-'s Washington Herald. in the schools. Companion. T ', "That shows Geotge Washington --"Good .Listeners. . was ahead of his tlme.V ' x Senator "Swanson, of Virginia, tells "In what way?'r V ;. V: . At our new a. good story on hinisejf about the "Didn't he cut down he cherry place of busim first political speech he ever made. tree ?" Atlanta Ga.J Constu tlon. ; -- .:' He says: "I Jumped up and began, X you will find jusfwhatyou Herodotus tells us Farhe by Degrtesr " 'Which ticket's he on?' yelled the want to be k nown from, the A- ' want in Paints- .- Gla ss " Wall ' man with the red shirt lantic;to the Pacific." l'Herodotus- - tell- s- ns, ;i -- TGsnmed," "Well, why-don- 't youstart at Pana with a gulp, 'of a whole army that ma and J- - Paper,-- Pictures and Picture Kansas Ctty wqiup?j rof was "putto"aflight"by'-thJournal. braying English-- , Twisting " , 1 It is ;not alone the c cm v e n i e ii c e , o r the freshness, or the crispness, or the t' " J .. EI v mr ase uri-usu- : 6t the digestibility, food-valu- e, . " ' J ' i V or the cleanliness, of the price, that has made UneedaBiscuit the National Soda! Cracker, 4 ."' 4 y 4 f. r '"7 -- al -- e one.'1-Clevelan- .: ....... '; f It is the remarkable combination of all . . it V, of these things. ' . I V ' "T rn MUM to 1111 MID GO'S ' Thousands and thousands of dollars In damages were sustained in Grand and San Juan counties the past week as a result el the severe storm which "passed over this section Of the state. The storm was the fiercest and most prolonged of any ever known - in ' southeastern Utah. ' : The loss in San" Juan county cart " scarcely, bei Estimated. The stafe bridge over the San Juan river, near Blu'f, was carried away. " This .bridge was constructed two years ago, the state appropriating 13000' for that pur-fft pose. - San'. Juan several thousand dollars in addition to the state appropriation, to build the bridge, which cost in the neighborhood of J5000. The loss of the bridge : la a severe one- to San Juan county and especially to the oil fields.;. All of the travel 'from New, Mexictf and ' Arizona passed over the bridge. Every .bridge in the county has been carried away by the floods and the roads are in fiuch a deplorable condition that theKare absolutely impassable. : At: Cache springs, 15 miles from .Moab. jlhe ranch of George W. Perkins was completely- demolished by the flood, the waters of which carried away Mr. Perkins's house and corrals. - - , L voounty-also-epe- - - ' Perkins's loss amquntso$ometBlng - , t ompsoii HOW THE ANCIENTS- 11 rcsses measurement, according to an article frames and art material Our X ; the slow Navy, Brown and Black, piped in Red or Green i Johnson Paint tried' marked by ,124 hours as they burned to lh$ socket;-anthe ancient Japanese had lengthg of flax ; that took alxnit. solong "to z r" " ' ! glasses they boil 'eggs '.by, but I don't- remember that I ever saw a real proper lever saw a ballot-bo- x made of a 'glass globe d set in a frame; but if you tell an artist to draw a ballot-bothat is what he will give youand if you Want him to make a picture of Time, he will make the old gentleman " '" '"' , carrylngTad New Lot Junior Coats m today I Size l3to"19 years ! i : i pncea suns St of all classes. $9.90 to $151 three-minut- e l, four-legge- x, THE FAMILY WASH If aent to this laundry, . wCl be lattndered as cheapely as it can be dont ia any home laundry and much better. We do not tear the clothes and your dining room and head linens will be - irone dand folded as if done-"ideyes : "We, launder thfrts to fit Vb;ht . -- We leave the. button, holes as rood as we find them. No "saw edges" are put on the collars we wash. The beauty of our work will more than please you. A postal or the phone will 1 bring onr .wagon. er KFIM height ' i ..... VI as those of thVlpresent tlayl The 'doors j Up, to Henry. "You talked In your sleep last night, of ancienthousesL ancient armor? etc., PROVO STEAM LAUNDRY llenry.- pove that there has been little 'or no ' "Did ,,t tar : dear?!',' did 1 variation." '" , ; ' .1 ay was the men tall Among the famous "Henry, you are leading a .'double Roman JCinperor Maximinf whose stet" ure was 7 rfeet.- - rMaxlmura was a pMARBlE'GRJlKiTE TVo dear, say 'that. I think ! must have been having a bad yoirng barbarian, the son of a Gothic dream if. i said anything that seemed father, who flrsL attracted Jh.ejiten4 ' to indicate .iw-t- v1, " f" tlon of the Romans by overcoming. '116 "A bad dream! I should "think you of their strqngestjmentrone: after nJ-were having a bad dream.' v Ypu kepr fn tf wrestling contest and, hayyeiliu- - 'Robber!' Hobberl' 'Kill him?' other, ' ;..tv". been made a centurion, he "fought ,'rr' 7; jf?nr trRun it out, you lobster!' and a lor 'of ing other tiller that were Just as absurd: 'nd intrigued bis way .to the Imperii The BsestsjL ' ant yrj to ennfesa' now fully and throne. ''. . Grsm!e Works -- The narriDl sta'ture ofmen anl"'P. vrrrni'' ' P"""isa rt uthaULii-l- i roea ranges between five t aud six 51 W. First So. SU Provo. Utah. I fof&ivfl inn Mriit ti....;... feRt four inches Harper's Weekly. :. Hera' -- , Domestic Steam .Laundry 468 South Academy Avenue John-- U 'SegafT announces the" arrival of the first cluD- rates on magazine. . He has some attractive club rates 'to offer 1.-- : -- -- - v ft-e- W.e m ..... mm -- . ' "JliLiGTRICf 1'jU MGHT i connectlorrwlth Review of' Reviews and will quote 1911 n clubs subscribed ftp Xr price to November.t,ri31 af that date 1912 prices will prevail, which are higher on ' accbunt of Increaesd postage ort magazines. A postal, will .T' etc. bring In 1 n't '5; NATIONAL BISCUIT COMPANY - VV . keeps them yout-ow- n hour-glas- s. Wh-wh- ; package, which - hour-glass-Stil- , Never sold in bulk: always 5 cents in the moisture - proof '". - i West Center ax -y J every city and town -Bought by people of these medium : hindered. I fancy most of us suppose that the hour-glas- s must be Very ancien- t- The fact is':that no part of one has been traced to classic times. "The earliest record is in a picture by Antonio del Fiore'in 1536. 1 have seen these -- . & Another Shipineht from knot to knot. In. these devices nature had the best of 'man, for the wind blew or combustion was Bmolder er - Sold by grocers in 4 -- y flon't--do- j Glass Company Just III Toda -- 4 - is the g goods guaranteed.. trickling of waterj through a tiny hpe in a vase, gftging the hours by the height of, the liquid. But water runs out faster when it 1s high In the tube than when it is low, and wet days and dry days make a difference. Still, It was accurate enough for Julius Caesar to .find1 out that summer nights In England were shorter than n Italy. 2- - sign-paintin- painting. Work and auto ; oyer $2000.. . Mill creek, which' flows through Might Answer. " hours ftloab, was ajragipg riTer-for-1orXlotce', from the telephone this morning promising bett"Friday. Nearly 20 acres of land, be- company service the first or the month." sides' corrals, fences - and "other im- er-"Must have up? provements, were washed into Grand '"N9pe; owe paid m ior a year!" ' ' f , river. . ?ls that the system?" - . For two whole days the daily stage . "Appears4 to be. Notice said I was THE STARCHING-- f "v" to San Juan county .to the south, on one year in arrears for my phone, In starching ybur shirts we . account of waterspouts in the .various and If I didn't settle by the first of - show our rjjsuperiority over the creeks and washes. Grand river was the month I'd hear from It" Judge usual run- - of laundries; in a raised higher than, has - ever been nirked degree. " "We put" th and-watJjJjoa from - the -- 1, .starch, just where it belongs, . HUMANJSTATURE.. river overflowed onto many of. the .amouni v put just- - the - there; and leaveright ranches in the lower part of the town, TThe-men : no streak .of ncletn' tlmeg "were-of causing considerable damage.,, .. or 'daubs of- -, starch- - on the the same, or' nerfrty the same,' - knew how good they arey everyone, everywhere, would eat them every day. .. "Twhere, - best ; we also do buggy and High School i Girl in' Munseys Magazine that says: "Tbey got alohg'the best they could, but Indoors and at night they tried td t xjnake ot.withcandles i For the a queer time esUmate tho flight of Ume by f - KEPT TRACK OF TIME The classic folkg had If everyone, every-- ir 1 4 BUSINESS MAN 7Zt. 4nd night It draws the people to your "T-- ' window at nighVand they cate your place of business f by that' same sign the nexl tiv- - both-da- y . : TRY IT. Designs -- and quotation! promptly submitted"""""-- THE ELECTRIC CO. 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