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Show X THE PROVO-HERAL- D I, FO R Al Rtt (P V JRACEJT RAC WEIRD PERFORMANCE OF ORIENTALS Course on Ucng Island to B Open U ;cAll Inventors by May I. ; ; fur:' '. - ' ' v York is to have .New- - for face course fan flying machlues. JH to be: oa .groujuj tOBtrolled hy long Jslaiid Motor Parkway, some- , rarm-ihere Uetweea Hfciiip&wad snJ lugdale, and will provide ample room and facilities for all types of dirigible balloons ' chines. ' between the Aero Club egoliattons of. America and thPjrkwaya8socia tlon have been gelng on for some time, and atrth nieetiug TT 17 '5-.i- Selections ift.-"!f from the Writings of the Hest S X': 'X' ; ' ff Kjnoton fW-elub'sboa- the same jengtlf ; yi"4itaeFfte,Mfto-s'-too.aO- iat -- ' ' ; ii.daysIti ; no telling what they had January does. Anyway, none of them .getrjy more iwitnripiigro so drear and the iriFjetauaryT BmlestrndSBTOdstesfnBtoirthtftSff entire collection. ' While all the others :take JaiOoAoflXo the-.ehan- ce are ahto:JBuary-;jX.- ,iittearHary-aes-imt?z8;s:'exc- ept :j7uce in fourjrjars Shen iiatJorceajaponat. i March ' spring. is the blowiest mouth of all. - April, Ihe fourth month, contains 30 and ; is ; the: first month of that f trfEiisise --d- Aprttshowers are the chief iftgredlept-o- f this month, and V they are usually quite wet. They have "Almanacs .May , I- - at Be Ha Stores Free.? . : T pylaw tOTfiTO JnJhlft4jonU,gi6eWseW In By H. M. a suit of clothes on the tailor's table 'Fathe:.6ayg,:4)lease ;wXjpu press this suit and bring It to him. at the ; - York for the week and it's the only ' ; h? f easf cthf lyluharrarn - ftahts.-whic- DEATH RATE HIGHER MORTALITY STATISTICS OF CEN SUS BUREAU FOR 16 STATES. ' think it wtll. The old year goes Pneumonia a Chief Cause Tuberculo out in December, but nobody knows sis fatalities Do Not Increase' ' Borne time .... where it goes. ilCcpyrilfht, 1909, by - :, with Population Figures ' - " Given for 1907. " - " Chapman.!, W.-O-.- gave it to tiia aunt, and the aunt took it to the tailor, who was still drunk. Then they found that It was Egbert. the wrong key. The lallor bad the tailor's jjght key in his hand and was trylpg shop. The tailor had expected him to wind his watch with it. Tbey got his shutters and gone the right key: at last and opened the and had put-uaway for a day's jaunt in the country. store and got the bishop's garment." The bishop telephoned to the consulfTABtlfifirrwere'iappiry rLmarfIedT' ate, and the consul telephoned for the TOutdTreaK d'pen "NO, said the man. "By that time the bride had got tired of waiting and BQsihey fesenfe s.rtet-Jn- e tailor,' thought she preferred the single state. "Yes?" said the tailor, pressing So she Jilted the bridegrboml.j'j;V-..:i4- .' .down hard on the ceases. "Ha, ha, ha !" "laughed the tailor, he was resting" his iron upon the cloth and found but the tailor; "They drunk "and- - had -- rnMaid his key-- At Houbtlnghlmself up In inextinguishable -- jnd a ?T ha!" said the .i tailor, pausing : " The" Wisdom of less. BeinaJWortn-ITh- - - :! a i J . -- " . ::. - - another man. "He was the metropoli- tan bishop of Tittsbtfrg, In the Greek ViA church, so when thr .married to a girj-persuasion of course they had td' send for ' the bishop to perform" the foniuTnjol ot - cere-:mony.- :;yrtir- - .IS la 'Always. UMunma' pet i - and where is there a family that hasn't Its ornamental loafer, Its Hly of the field, as well as Its numble- potato that the family subsists on? v ' How well do we know the drunken genius, who could rdo such wronderful things lf he only stopped drinking, ex cept the wonderful thing of stopping hard-workin- g, d ck pressed, first thing In the morning -. Yes r : said thd tailor, folding the trousers and taking up , the second the other Bide. Iro& to press them-o"AH would have gone well, but for one . thing. The tailor , was an Ola t- - lieven-on-o sect whlcli the Rus- u fT' fr-- n I . id I Sometimes. pap5aZ-the- potaioyr-- f honest old potato, mealy, that does bis test for everybody else . and his worst fot himself. Sometimes It U a son potato f sometimes It is a daughter potato. It Is the good, daughter of the family who, whlje: the rest- - are abroad pleasaring, stays home to care for the sick because she does it so well. , fl ' - " . - - i KNOX EARLY RISER. e-ad-sli : -;- 'MmlaetilFloMfi.rW f irateshaaheniratitesTO? Prus obtained an option that year- - while Belgium (16.4), (17.B), France (19.9), Italy (20.8). cesslble.- - on. the. property sia Servli (24ulUJIungary ':(2UJi,.and Spain (26.2) bad higher rates. The largA cities with highest rates were Den vfir. nfJoTZT 486.6Ti3:Tew:Gfc leans (332); Newark, N, J, (291.6) ; Four Dollars a VVeilc Will Pay for shaw are the commlftee In charge of Board and Room In New York. Washington.(28d) r Cincinnati (266.8) ; the hotel.. ,; AlLthe girls living In the hotel must J. (261 5). Tho highest rates for cities NOV Y.cjH.The. pew.hptel. for work; Jlghta iaU.by: with lesstTian 100,065 nibabrtanlf lng girls, to be run under the auspices . were for San Antonlor Tex.- (633.2) of. the Federation of Women's Clubs, and Colorado Springs, Col. (580.5). la has been opened. "Tbo notel, which is HAS DUCK 3,000,000 YEARS OLDt the rase of cities, as wellasjitatest.tha calld the City Federation howLocca- health resorts are credited witn more pies the big; Egyptian Mummies, and Mammoths rT than their due share of deaths from house-- at SAfe3Jevr Compart tfithBird.-- this disease street The building has been remod- Thif. high Vatee-l- n larger clUes in J 1907 were for New Orleans,- - 24 "for working a prehistoric duck, estimated by Dr. ver, Cot., 23.6? Fall River; Mass.t 22 5, girls who make small wages, No girl H, C Bumpus of the American Mu- beLinbed-and.Jiavj9jthe- . mmki - tr ; - 4- I three-stor- y I wenty-secon- d 462464-West- - ;- AMasMnjBtonlOXl.ThjeJgw were for "The. Prodigal 8on Always Gets the ...v' Best of ItT--- r,drtpkV: fearinrrlest-'i-acoldlat'drlthwm to Qrifl"excpBsegT"'rr How. glad wife and mother aro to see them come home sober once or to ; come at all! ":;'s Yet let the family ; potato attend even a codfish ball,: and so neglect covering the fire, putting out the cat and seeing doors and windows are ve TT' sian church has always , persecuted. He recognized" the garments at a Theother dawrhters ar thO lilies, glance and saw his ishance to get back In the littl,vtgetable kingdom Of the back and he sent So at, the bishop. coat all neatly pressed, but instead home the potato girl vegetates While of sending back the lower portion of the Hlles who are clothed well and the voluminous robes he sent a skirt, look so sweet' are the flowers of the family. - v ened!;z. as if aocldentallyi.;,:"'-?zats.jk - -Is never thrust upon - Ah, Dearly Belovtd, work lard jirrfce u!ng & potato Ye?" Bai4jhe.'no:'itc!aia-:iithe worthless.- It li added to the burr Is hard lines! Wre are not apprecidens that 'the worthy have already ea-- ated even after we" are cold! "The blihop had to ,put ICop, ' " " """' (Copyright, iS0", Vy Wjd.i.ChapmaaJ'..; a durl. -He hired it was all he tad. . "' Is fc V un-fa- st ' ' HoteUfor ' -- ' unto ''Matthew says 'But f say you, swear not. at all. neither .by. heaven, fot It Is "God's ; throne, nor by; the earth, for it Is his footstooi; neither by Jerusalem, for it Is the city of the great Kingr NeUher TOaTT thou swear bjr ;the head,7;becaiuietUDJtLcanit- - not make one hair white or black, but let your Communication 1w yea," yearnay, nay, for whatsoever Is more .than those i ; i coliieta or evil.'' - -- dressed and popular, i. The prodigal son always geta the "The bishop was a simple old man, and he came from Pittsburg In his was -- full ecclesiastical . outfit, which he when arrlved!so of creases Ljfull rranged: to do what your .friend did here ; ho would go to bed at Ws hotel and have the tailor call for his drinking. tr 1 hemmandmefltsj)f tho diby Saviour. . rotrdthrtire' wwafds'IlnafawMea 1 climax . e an"hOnesr"ehdeavot'. "H,He hai bard work who has noth ing to do" has ever been the burden of their plaint "This" Baby ; Recognized the Key and " We doubt this, Dearly Beloved. The lilies of the field jtolLpoL? neither do Gave It to His Aunt." hot Of all the deaths In the feglstration area In 1907, 11.2 ix?r cent, were caused tuberculosis J by the various forms-o- f 9.8 per cent, by pneumonia (all forms); S.6 per cent, by heart disease;' 76 per cent, by violence, AndU. diarrhea and enteritis. : i 1 1 Mcpardell, - - , es worthless, husband, father, son or daughter, are handled gently and treated kindly; but the family potato' Since time began, Dearly Beloved, la never considered. the men who have lived by telling y- - How kind wives and mother ot ork andthereforej other?.; howo dt lf t0 tb Text M s, . By Roy L. ; V .. -- hicb,-satlsfactory: XXX?FMXS : u He. -- Before Much oilHLsWorfc-Don- e Goes to His Office t Nine k. M. by a young llll noisan of enterprlse-w ho wishes to pur chase a sufficient amount of swamp Washington. Philander C. Knox, land In the state to start a coon and tho secretary of stated is one eabinet skunk ranch. Commissioner of Lands officer who jit la understood does not, - (. U L. Coffman has received, a letter appreciate the tltleof "Mr. Secretary." returns from a resident of--a small JoworlnJHhl states in nformatioT as to the Among other democratic tendenclps of 8, requesun are requlred by the iocar authi lancTii this eharacterrwblclLl reBew; of of irice Jhe ;reglstfatiohareaTn907 lijcluded the District of Columbia, and would be suitable for the purpose of rising. Six o'clock is father a late "r ttaksr- time" fof "Elm to get up, so'lhat before resin g 76 other-citiNot being well posted upon swamp the usual Office hour be has performed The aggregate population of the reg is.tration jtrea for the calendar year land, he being from the hills of Arkan-- a large amount of work; Since tak1907 is estimated at 41,758,037, or 48.8 8H8," CommlsBloner Coffman" referred ing the stateportfolio be has arrived total estimated population lh& writer, to the county clerkH3recn aOlfzdGBkzMlOtBleljtolack or pfitxenL-o- f ..ItTal CfQTlttneinaTltM-SraTrBTf- or 5uBlyttti ejr71Tg"stH IfrdTnyaindTba pleased to give information upon such of taking papers home with him to be year. , studied and acted on in the early The statistics for 1908 will cover SUbjeCtS. pfflce. Arkansas has ostrich, buffalo, snake, morning before he two new registration states, Washing conuue-"tio- n In incident other of and Anlnterestlhg result as a and elk, goat many deer, ton and Wisconsin.! kjnd.rofr wltiT the selection of George W.. thin addition the registration area will, f ranches, but commissioner Coffman for. attorney general is Wickersham on one mew for a farm is skunk Include a says according to the estimates, being commented on by employes ot the first time a majority (51.6 per him.-- the congresBioTial library wno were ap-cent.). of Uifi lotal population. Gen. Save To Grant'sCottage. i pealed to foiLolngraphlcal mattejon-Is- -The tofal number of deaths reported Y. N. The will legislature Albany, cernlng him. Althouj;h,ne library was for the registration area in 1907 bo asked to make an appropriation of rich in material bearing npon public rate a death to 687,034, corresponding the purchase and preserva and professional. ;;toen; of : New, Tork, of 16.5 per L000 of estimated popula- $6,450 for Oen. nothing could ' be founder, npon the tion of the cottage. In ..which 16.1.. was 1906 rate "the . tion, in hla of. last the life, career of Mr, Wlckershana. - It was ex- Grant days spent Among the foreign countries for which and tho woodlands about it on Mount plained by employes of the library ratea.torJ.9Q6 are available Australasia Commis that when lawyers take little ,part in MacGregoTV'near Saratoga. 1 10.61, Denmark (13.5). Norway (13 7), of the state for public affairs and . when they are not ,. sioner Whipple (14.8) Netherlands Sweden (14.4). the estAflshind-.gme-departnt-ls-lmat"j. Kingdom-- n5.6f-oa- d appreciatively. - "They took the sewer up and found hole In the trousers. the key. The baby recognised thtf key (Copyright, 19Q,Jay W,:a.: Cbaptnan.):: 1 i- known as thejreglstratlon area.-T- hi area Inciudos the states in which the laws requiring the registration of deaths have been accepted as giving practically complete mortality returnB, fn "Look, lookl" he shrieked, polntlnf - .. . to lhe,ironlng board. He had let the Iron stand and it had burned an enormous smouldering a his ironing to look round and smile bureau - of -- the char- . ; . Whal grating-- The- - of a most pronounced at- I would nellliSCmake oath,-t- or considered was firm." genital debility. The increases In the unqualified for the office. No other rates for influenza, pneumonia and reason, thank Oodt only, that 1. would heart disease were deddod.---- - the-flgur- es " sewer." "Ha! Washington; ha' i'reljgloua' eclloiTI.6ITasrlat,;. " - BCTTtples acter. - 8KUNICJFARM ZQR ARKANSAS- census; hajjjust jpufcHsheds'hth. annual report on mortality statistics, for the cal Illinois Man Astonishes ;AuthorltreV1y which presents endar- - year 1907, together with- - com Proposing New lndujtryj parative data for. the. years 1903 :to 1906 inclusive. Little Rock, Ark. Arkansas I's one r: The statistics given In the report do of the most versatile fitaiea-- i loathe SECRETARY' not cover the entire country, but only 'union lor Industries in the propagation -- thJ??E-jZ-w-- . -- I'TJon't ypu tall that tempting fate?" asked one of the loungers who made the tailor's "shop hrs place of dlvers'lOn: he lastJhey.JBajne4Zthatjie Jui&steeBJatighter? hla wife, who had gone to visit ner Hor for ho It-- roared : his compan-;- i f fire under his irons.; .That can't go lo in Hoboken. They got the wife, Ions,j;c!cking.them8elvesiB- - theirsister nroKen is into unless my wrong, place ilOMlBatiSMOhOeJP her sis chalrs.si s baby to play, with, and the child It was several moments before the stolen.. You got .to take some rlsits ter was supposed to have swallowed it. tailor recovered his everywhere." the . child . and (Then he took up his iron and raised The doctor 7 1 ; "That temlnds me of somthlngjhajt "thei'e?" Hehad the cloth. He uttered a scream and ound5thHt"irWash't a friend of mine," said : t56peieOo ti mllr"patht tofall on the:t?th of Tebryary, and Because of hls -th- hr-ld-the-t8ilorHightitg ; Htthtlrigt6w."W: Va 1 the Innocent pastlme-l- t Is suppojed to be. . lnpreparatlon for the lesiivai a E. II. Sudduth. for years prominent In number of the devotees takina barfin the orocession palnt'themselves black e-eeal field soutMestzVlr"'-!- and yellow and poss as tigers. Jhese Jlflers, often ar 4rawnfronvjhe:4oet : refused to become the preslhas and of silver militia to Is biers It their business the ginla, of and precede regiments tinsel that are to necetearv a Dirt of the Droctedlnoi. earrvlna wooden staves dent of the First National bank at and dancina. Thev ha t before the houses of weaitny wonammeaans ana in-- Welch, to which jplace. he was rwentl sometimes resuit Inrflercr encounter 8owerr, itulaa In .mimic times Afghan enemies appear on the scene and J;hen blood la spilled, f Sudduth who has been one of the- chlef promoters of many of the lead- fngliislness ventures m the southern .- -- to 3 ded earths-Christma- s' The Tailor's Dilemma t" WealthyesTrgTnla itRefuses' 4Take-Cath-sHBankeft;5- spent ontsjCelebratloOfeanlgnjanj other day. or all of them In the year. Just TaowT'mucfi'lf bVodFTtnowi amounts to, but everybody feels like baliad given up every cent he had on, ' he's-go- WILL 8WEAR NOT AT ALL. dlsmabYJustTher - . suit jSf;;;:::.:;,y.:fe';:: . rrr' Hotel WilloHghby by nine o'clock "to morrow morning." said the boy. "r a- 4 would niok some ether month. dian summer comes i Angel summer couldn't. December is the last month of the year and the first of winter.December 21t te the shortest day Lib year.. December haa to have 31 days te balance the Year rout because it has more short days than any other month. It All Drug IeeS331kriOS?itia ha Jthe shortest " " month, but it isn't. Christmas is one . of December's,- - and more- - money is to snpplyltho Incipi ent vegetation with growing water. In 31 days, most of them dog. It has desert, regions where there is no in-- " been proposed tentatively to change Iptentijejgetalon4hAnril7.howCT the JiameESCtfi. month- - to- - D August, are not wet They are not anything because., it. ia the doggest of the year, m tutrit-wilHje.; except absent. long time getting here June, the first month of summer. becausf the jlmpnMiproyerlbiftLiy c6iitarnstEephgest day In the year. slow and conservative, and the moon Though ft has more long days than is about the only thing in it that . any other month it. la not the longest changes much. September, the first month of auimonths,several having 31 days to itg 30 f July, ihe seventh month, has 31 tumn, has 30 days, one of which is of r it, vijJfiesOg day of Ihe r?gea March : i extra rX if he did. It irould be incriminating. fW;: thanks tuirho ' It is expected that the grounds will be . V ;. : ; In readiness May 1. . j , Several buildings will be erected to s be used as machine-shopand shelter for the machines, jand the. grouhd will be marked off so that accurate records of all flights may be made. The : course and oulldlngs will be under (he control, of the Aero club ,and will be ayailable for any inventor who has r' machine that gives promise or uyjns- and OOOcKeMng Satiftfironauts been . aviators of. New York have long ndlt is exited that . striving "lo the course wilf become national in its chara(rterafid that7any important T4rffi( ds vtll ba 4uialffl3teje WilhfaOhe v v next two or three years. J?oyemhefclQun4 ;sucu. flnJO'Skyffseifir -- - Is svemehfstmoHtbf: tumn, has but 30 days and most of us Tarecord some soi-to- f rd jjlgaedliiauiniittees were uamed, and tVat maker By .WjJ, Lampion. There are' 12 momhg lnvery year, day, but notwithstanding this plain JU;jfiOojacl.JbelleTaiL3roiLmay- - count statemeno! undeniable ngnresr.H t V thm without jt frmtlng yog a, cgpt Unll known that nnA iiy l th fnnrth Every almanac contains a complete of July. This could never be proved tleet." Almanacs maylse had at all drug by almanac, arithmetic or analogy, stores free. There iSTiothlng else free but history proves It, or has proved it drui stores except the atmosphere, Since 1775T MBteorologtcatTJrr physio though that oughttd be worth at least logically and historically, July is hot ;".'' quarters for it never has less than. stuff. V - 25 scents in ltPhewif-;'?r'August, the last summer month, has 131 January, the first - month,- - has 31 as many because- - --belg4 on the first it has opportunities ground y, know why when .theVatlwrlaflne Janu-, - . to grab all it can," and it does. : and. dandy tTS:iSSS-ing ary is a very "human month. "There is EM 7 e&lhejhLthati&ex similar showing. In March this is. because the constant winds blovf the long. end off .of the Bights, but In September it is because deS- thA mHiirhniy days hay beeO perate and are ready and willing, to get even with anything, even The nights. ; October contains $1 days and more settled weather .thanlany moatii of the year." One might suppose that the weather would naturally settle toward the end of the year, but why it settles in October rather thai, to December isloot stated bylweather sharps. Maybe there's a reason, but who stops to month- - - ew v. St Joseph, Mo.; 9.2; Mlnne-apollPaul, 10.6, In Min- s, l0.4. and St. nesota, and Omahaebr; 12.4. ery- registration f ir the case ot' state the death rates were larger in cities than" IB the ruraT districts, 1 BetoT3uniber brdeathi'report' ed from all forms of tuberculosis for the ye"ar 1907 waa;76.65araa-Ineres- e of .1,138 over, the number reported for When the allowance Is made 1906. for the increase In population," how ever, the death rate declined slightly, falling from. 184.2 per 100,000 In 1906 .l0jS3Jjn,13O7.:.U--rTThera were decreases V rats of six out cf the 16 causes listed, the six being diarrhea and enteritis, diphtheria asid croup. "typhoid fever., old 'ee,"tuli'rcu!oKls fcf -- In the lungs con- - et01oJIaisatMuxN rewlvlngmore There are four g each "rooms the floor, top pn big six beds. On the second floor are two rooms with sit beds and two with four beds jachndone room on 'tSe 'tuto'ijiMdwCi-girlwill be charged four dollars a week for one of the beds on the parlor floor and ihi "good.Tneals Board and one of the beds on the two other floors" will be' given, them for : $3.50 ,: v The hotel Is in charge of a matron, Miss Frances Van Duzer. who will live in tliet hoteWTfle financial part of ihe stock eiite rprlserio&kenrcare ot ny company within the federation. Mrs. Belle de Rivera, president of the fed-eraUtin; Mrs. CJnreuce Burns,"- vice--. Week can be a guest,. con-talnln- ek-ri::- : ;:' i 1 president, ...I. 1 nri! Grim- 1 - 000 yearLoldhas just been acquired , by the. museum.-- The specimen Is so" well preserved that the greater part of the ilD of the head, body and" legs found near- - may.oe-seenlltwa- a ."' Lance fMkyo-'tt'p.',- " "Mummies of Egypt lOOO or 4,000 conyears old," said Dr. Bumpus,-"arsidered; to be of respectable antiaulty, and still more venerable are the rm-moth- s found burled 1ft the frozen tun- - ' dras ot , Slberia.and Ala ska.but even.,, the mammoths tens of thousands ot e er y ears'old are only creat tires of y -. day" compared with- 'the . antiquity or :" . 7 this mummy."' ;' e - The Tiritlsh government coa factory, supplying the 70,000- - sailors. runs a cv ci.l of i - |