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Show dRST WSSTW the T1TH l"f .t . . . irr-dt- h and carried less per ishable 6urp'ies.- in addition to these the Yunkton. a yacht - most-exhaust- ive-. : T like" tender,madeThe-jLrjp io "serve as - boat for the' ' ' fleet. -That all work test of Itspowera ever , , - - , Ing or the Atlanlie fleet at Hamp- too Roads a!l doubts . of the efficiency ot the American p.avy ja . . homec o o dis-rat'fr- EaW silenced. Ihe passage of the cruise of our great armada Is a triumphal progress. It ia recorded that the tnen of the "battle ueei were- - ine mustv , popular of sailors 'In foreign lands. Not only were they popuas lar among the male population r forth. ; " " " - ai no. play Us lively, to mcke. poor jailors was by no means W great f. ll iL : were-we- liiidians"but-the- y coined by "the girls. .When they visited lionized Japaa-- " Australia 4hey wer - rr aT " . - Z r ZZ.:i ot" - rf0 i-T- day; holding to Indecision that Jhe- prize juf- them all is the American .girl. " to- - the United Their- - patriotism States specler of beauty, however, dULre prevent them from : enjoying tha- . company of. the fair feminine sped-mens of "other tends and It 1? reported had that this feature of the world-tou- r much to do with the splendid appearance of the tars when they were wel- - he port- W And tli' snore! - - - - - - hp . tttTOS-rt-ett -- - tit' corner "store at ..nlxhtJ rz Round ls upon on- -- rt,h sunset time o' Hvin' Tbr.'- ivoid V WWle th' younger bloods is puctilnV And a brmgln'ln th' fo.v,- -" : ." "Tlwre's S heap d "Vftf Ot. our iriuinphs And our jiilsht. - - showered bio . th" feUe In 'the V3 - hev flaneled on oirr Rrreq rhearae tb- way we-d-rit ft rWhen we run 4tlilng-you a.ndmet visiting Aua-traiand New Zealand, Served to cement friendship's and good feelings beyond all hopes. , With so much JaviBh enter-taieme- II kin criticise JfVe . thrown Americas and - "; e; men in uniform. tried, io jrfitddlpn? another in their hospitality. ; open to :: still-- rfl. the r the - theateia aud hearty . In th' So we sit eround Of the drift wood teiyed wasone of thtt the most gratifying features of the trip. -the Everywhere freedom of the town was" oestowea ana --- " " Yankee-land- ed x bin young We've -- -- ashore-I- n husilin' yer. tumstun's almost donp,. There's a rwath atif action In 111' sun! Jest And - made heroes of them and the senorltas" -, of South America still think of ihenns, all th sailor-boyaccording to. f accounts, were the gay Lotharios they set themselves up to be and few were etung by Cupid's darts while on for--- care elm shores "Heart whole and free,t they are visiting their "friends"" T ; 1 templfs . various sailors were granted shore leave with tbe liberality. greatest The reception xur men every here, rer 'r Mi: At poijs fleet. r yer th' frosl And there's wobbles ,ln yer walk Buttiio' And ye ain't wtutU,ood But t' Btf" ground an' talk,- - ' When you've dona your : sliare. o" ,Wlien 7 the the the In overlooked -- . to" they ain't mwh worR feffet--...'round av ane. ' Who air totinr Nope, 1 Jens Who kin- - tell th' brewln' weather,-- durned' rheumatic pain, But.they'B two things left t' cheer: as . 'Ere our earthly race is run: By-thi- Jack "... 4 Wenkln. beat th" world at braggia; And a vvhlttlln' In th' sun'. BYROX W ILt.1 AMS. z -- mm L I . ? - jute - - -i ' On -- it the Wingi A deaf and dunib woman . worth a million dollars advertised for a hus ' band, and now she is wondering if ; f thereTeallyTJan be so inayy "UBmar; f rled marriageable men in the wodd! ix.it it While a Maine woman hail lockjh, her husband got even by telling her s ' . JikaallSlMM 1 r , alljhe things he cou1dn'tget in ' wise since their wedding day, ' if 'fa Tou can always tell whether . 1 A 1: eat-hi- " "" aewly l "wire's" first apple dump s -- L - irtgsT x ' . made.J3enedlctJsgamebyB-atchlng- him edge- . . tfr it ' ix ' a man is known for his hobby rather than for his profession, It does not take long to figure out at which ' ha is the better r" it it ii When -- - 1 5 Begin now to tell your wife how be" 'fiexnujn-- T lonely yotr aregotog"-tamer when she goes on her 'vacation." Don't forget to make It strong, or she won't go! - lnYNi' "- ts -' V '" An Editor's Love Letter. , -"Dear darling delinquent! Our previous subscriber in arrears! You are shy. Do you thlnhuwe' bays sold out nnd RoneT' No, little sugar plum, we could not get". l at away If we wanicd.to.. Wthe same 'old stand dishing out, the adon aweet promises and bright ashore JtLwas. eacnoc'teti that, the Tjt of fleprj vertise ruost eTTPecTanoiia. ' Tlltty liutKw mullfut.' fleets the greatest credit up- -' tions might be unusually large. Another gratiJ diet, darling, with, a little aq pudding fla- -. tylffX-j-ecorfleet was the vored ..with.. a. word, 'of encouragement to . established by the W are fi'aitlng.. and remarkably trifling numbcr'of desertions In the serve as a dessert.; vastly complicated-machiner- y ,' our turtle-dov- e. We of the battle ships re- - various ports. The behavior of the men has watching long to hear thy gentle footstep on the. I " been praised everywhere enthusiastically.",-'quires constant attention. stairway below and to hear the ring of : With thousands of sailors ashore, with their happy dollars within our office, 'Dear one, Every detail of the great Bad and lonely without r has been kept In pockets literally, full of money, there was not we feel unusually little dear. Now, piecrust, will you thft F"nt prf'?,'t riinnf"g "r- reported any serious misdemeanor upon - the you, 'n """t7 Tin wft hear you Uncle men. the of Sam's After Jong PanjorilF part voice so sweet and beguiling: der to be ready for any emergency. The i am New Zealand the coming," or li it only the winds that ney between Hawaii and ther, the renalr shlD of the fleet. Is a floating purser ot the fleet .drew In cash $500,000 and around our office roarT- We pause for, machine shop of the most complete type Wlth further Editor ng " Scrapj the fleet thousands of miles from the base," the IhlwarTlistrlbuted "'among rthe'meii-goi. 'development,Book. , ashore kind and8Ultedr disorder. No; hadofLany v g great fighting machines havjejievertheless the flBe?HlwJPI!5!,cAlLy-ln5- , 7. Grass. Tickle everyTnechanTcal attention. l8er; ?. tions. " The .Ajax, the collier, performed remarkable . A crow makes altogether too much ' " : America On.x!oaiu --feats irrhernn-abOBtatd orr-Wrboise 3 that ean't sing a 'lng at sea.;1 Amid .the praise for the steady note! : AMERICAN VOICES progress of the fleet in the long runs between "Every country' liaa Ita exports In masis;" we 1 A'mule Is not very handsome;", but" orta theriackies on" the Alax should" not" be ei piamsis irom roiana, composers ana wma- - neither are some men who klckall foi gotten. Coaling at eea Is a very delicate " " " ' piajera irora ueimanj, uasseg irom the time! 1" . operation, only to be accomplished by. long , , It 7ft ,f ". ACTJOFf: are-atll- ' ' fii, ' -- tryteg-cawdUlo- ns d tor-thee- " . men-of-wa- rfT steamed majestically out of Hampton Roads it was watched by more than one anxious eye. Six mouths later.the great armadaenteredthe In several ports, ho wevert menJVere left be- Golden Gate' at San FranciBco without the least hind by the fleet, but this is always a danger ' whlrh Is figured upon by battleship captains, mishap in the same unbroken formation. Nine . and as a consptruence the fleet ""police aqnads," months later thegreat flotIlla wended which at the end of every-vlslwere sent out Tlnto Hampton Roads.' A great floating city had "t6gaTher In" thestrasgIei's7Touhtbaclr7to- their 'ships' tnost of the men inclined to look y complicated life had not been for a moment r :'"''.'r too highly upon foreign ports. Interrupted.-";- ; j fr;; ':jZ,; ;, Hut In other lands there are still a few" Throughout the interminable runs this float-ibe sity had Jbeen fed anJ. the jgreat ships. had Jackies who have cast their lot. with- - the...peo- been coaled without interruption. The, genera l pie of those shores, having been left behind, o neairn or the mBirntriuTemama"H cprauae tnpn? pOTcemeTpreTenBaTje--tRelief, the free hospital of the fleet, -- Italytyiolinlst$ from Prance and Hungary, and locate them before sailing. So In years '16 ' sick" had been eared tor la an elaborately apapparently we must look to America for m should be given all praise' for its work" In mainboats come we may read stories of American tars the the pointed hospital. Throughout trip ture supply of soprano .singers with an ade,. of One men at sea, of health the have been kept In Instant communication with taining the becoming leaders In foreign lands and when quate physique for the demands of modern either most a the hospitals completely has without other. equipped each the details become known the world-touday passed Scarcely may e get vorcesr it is- - true.-- f within Teach' nd remains 7opera;-or sea; "on it la wireless communication with Washington! always' be the msonfor this conditio for ItTs de. as Ha, but , yet Australia is too far out of the , of the squadron. y clared that where the Yankee lands be is Doubtless the most surprising news from the ' to provide the kind of atmosphere beaten track matter no. to An accident bound to- proeper, any ot the men, .JleelloJUiaJaymtt.AtJea3lwjuJlremark hlcH a loyfilyolcaiLjeyeion itongsldaLi ut receh the tow rsoTaTeoTtheTiOSltlou fleet, :, All that has This the J the discipline torpedo squadron, ableefflclehcyof as efficient attention as In any great city." Not of a genuine artistic perception. The of this army of sailors, for ;the. high morale of vanguard everywhere led the great warships, throat seems toave beeome orn out the least Important object lesson the fleet gave the' personnel and the general seamanship of ' no matter ho w long the run between ports or ,at-' ieastsregardswomeaiamgersTheir evenIs one grows the fewer real the efficient, to the world wonderfully the stress of weather. Even In a moderate sea Uncla Ka m'sTsaflors ashore as well a s at sea tender; caje the least of Its Jackies Instantly voices are beautiful stUVbut their "bodies and friends he baa. Ah, how many friends baa already been '.more . than - realized. ' In toriiedo boats seem a vain thing lor safety. brains seem to have degenerated until they are mine! rprplvps fn case of need. Built for speed rather than distance, they can circling the twd Americas the fleet has suffered nave neitner the intelligence nor the strength ". '. . it fuel food limited Even . and The this, .unpre supplies. test. ll,ttle throughout, problem the Bcvercst possioie carjfybut, modern for and Count fishhooks. nacpera new In they axeyoJces , Suckers .will waa yomr nothing cedented run again No critic! at home ot abroad longer questions something .Jn BmooVbweather-(heareexcedingiy more. ..The Ital!j tenors can still Just iiold be running In the rivers In a their .To a with sea motion moderate fleet while la la of a the to population supply val the city great stable, history. eomplete ability own wItl the help of prolonged rest curea. and bo violent as to try all but the most seasoned yesterdayJOug up any quantity " lon'TK t voyace 'without serious mishap and on equivalent to that of - the. fleet would be no the,r 1 But from ., America, young,, uncon opted by of earth worms! ' small matter. To maintain such a population Sallors. tJeverthcfess, it ,.waTthe. torpedo HoUlia wUtTT furout&fBffr for weeks at- p.jaiiturennaapped Xy- - tradition, now u a. nation 9 foi 'iiodaii's of the'crlUc have been'Tor Men, begin to talk about that friend the awkward age and at the least beautiful With the lesed tbe great fleet Into every-porthe bori!3 ofpraise.-:whiclihatportunily ot .renewal, put, the commissary de-, are expecting in. town almost any" " 01 comes And to of you severest of summed work test the son cruise the flfst of the stage youtn, whatrwlll partment possible up sign thr long t 1 ; :.'.)'.vcred upon the fleet at" eve'ry poihtrr some while there have often been large fleets at sea v "day be"ffeveIoped art namely, tuneful day nowTWife ls 'showing symptoma" the torpedo boats must be set down as one of :i3 folnted not by more .than one expert voices of women, "young voices, fresh, untried, of housecleanlng! before and for long" Intervals, it la safe to asthe great achievements of the cruise. filf, 1,. inn b. i i n ports which would ' ..... $ it 4 sume that no navy has ever been 90 carefully unspoiled voices. Fllson Toung in Lqndon Sat' To supply this great floating city with all the tf at!' !" .'.id miles or more from ' A friend of mind had a beautiful and plentifully served as Uncle Sam's- - sailors. urday Review. f jii!i' '1 was a serious - comforts of tiieir naval homo the auxiliary meerschaum pipe that vas the" piido fleet assembled for the cruise was made one of The, fleet was- happy in the names of Its aux- of bis heart Not long ai?o he reiliarlts, 'The Glacier, as lta name indicates, is". the largest and most complete in naval history. ; this ai try of sailors Religion and Business, 1 ut 11 o antipodes t f marked to an acqualntarce 'who was In the lung line' of fehira which loft ITamplou the refrigerator ship of tho fleet a iuoki Impor- of the relleion Rightly and snlierts regarded, ' t.tnt factor throushont the months of tropical .of btiBlneaa, thowgh run the six vea-- ; Roads' r.a in the ty. The epfpillng tle evtclng with' him that to each otl supplomentary Is of them sets 'composing this Uci't attracted' HiUe attenvoyaging. This provision bt. sending a refrlg- - i er In. sense, arenot factors7 io tb he must have It bulled. Last rlht tion. In the report of t';e Coot'e progress little;, .erator ship around the world made it possible , daily life that can be merged to the fullest ex-t- when he reached, home lie finnd hia ;jfier long was licarj of ttem. y of. the supply a variety ot. foods usually unfamiliar..:;, tent.' They, minister to a different phase of wife had "bolled.lt two hours in'tho ' wltich nnui,) tho - . u. j... nn-u ...ms It wiw tMs f ' t. i f IT i y point, , eKiBience, both of which demand separat con "wash boiler with the 1 nni.-M- . oiass. - i 5;t . " t .'.'fiencv un.ler the. RfPt - iiH-- vuisM i an.oiuuiarynfijorjuppiynio-asjderationreis cot bo proud of ihf .!pe row! v- corned by TjTjjoUe Roosevelt upon their re- - . t: "" h betfcn-tftrrred . 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