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Show V x. THE P.ROVO HERALD 6 Provo Foundry SMachlne t i o s. r. r i r r o t . n a ijt' a q 1 ' m ?. Slogans : c : Cu, Mine Cages, SelfOHinJ Mining Boiler and Enjine RepaJra, Iron mal Brass Castings, Etc .'. , i i WeetiGentr Pro vo, XJtah "Selections mi a - the Utsth Timber Co. 160 West PRovbr Both Phones. - 3tk North Street, : -- - - - -- ' utah. "YOd' g LKjtTB PBOVO FOB BAS4 951 a.m. No. 6 for all points east. . . . . " 10 for Sanpete .. " 2 for all pointspoints.. east. . . . . S for Tintlc points . . ... " 4 for all points east... . LHAVB .. No. a. .".-.- .4. " FB0V0 FOR west and . north r. -- . ior oait xjbkc for all points west and north 9 for Salt Lake and Ogden 8 for all points west and north m 1 44 6:04 ?:41 . 1 - .- 1 M i 6 for ; 425 p.m. WEST ll:40a.in. 8 34 .............. 9.51 LHAVH PROVQ FOB NORTH - rrn-- No. 122 for Heber 9l30 - .. A 8:46 p.m. ...... from Heber Free - TTbe only line to Ogden and Denver without change. and' "on "diners elegant reclining chair cars, through sleeping all through trains. .' 1 i.. F. Foots, S. K. Hoopeb, , LA. Biarroir, Q. A.P.J). Agenfc T. 6, P. AT. A. No. 121 . By of ..... d -- e when you travel-- ; cast Don't buy a ticket via a broken route Journey whom they are to select as his successor in office: I see robust constitutions following the ag into cannibal islands; even .as red liquor and; millinery fol-lo- the" missionary Into, darkest. Af--. rlca and other places on the rural free alii delivery routes; I see childless women and reached Into the Jacker-box- , ahe other hands were hastily withr who arfr proud of it, carrying pooales in and Teddy bears-wit- hgoggles-o- n drawn."-One evening when Soc returned strange vehicles thai leave a wakeof .home. XroMLfeJg .dally toll at the store smell; I See people with enough monon ey to feed the peopje of a whole state and began to pare his the front stoop, he said W his wife, for ten years, struggling and decelv- Xanthippe: -do not Intend to r"Xan!" feed rnore people with It; I see men "Hush up, you old loafer," 'Tve been looking into the future of literary aspiration telling other and figuring out how things are going folks how to acquire wealth aniii merit and wisdom, wnile some of those same , writer men are themselves tie and personally worthless; I 3 ey noneyr-tboughTh- tbe Way. mfortlLilhewayv Strickland W. Gillllan. stone-bruise- s --He OvcrlandsRoute Means this noon step tack-warlanded on be as easy - got hir s possible, onpufisTs"Tibar-aoff the" steps feeU pled and caromed which he neatly Into the rose-tresplit by striking it snmrtlyAln the crotch with his chin. Then as his . ' AO advance.' I shall rent one when I go out to lunch." As Jinx took a backward, toward the steps he the cat, and, In an effort to whence Once In Athens, Greece, come the hero stories-an- d the men who sell dusty candy on the street corners, lived George F. Socrates, the t champton7heavy-welghphilosopher uf Parthenon county. When he came In io.lhe!lgrocer3tDl. the Miltiades Bros. Via S, ne Medium-Size- d - half-fed- . : t more beautiful thaa: - - S- 1 pFREB ka vibration" any other. 11 $ a tKan is easier to operate than any other. - -r makes a more perfect etitck than any other. ; CFIIEE i the best of all com- -' bined in one. fRtE SEWING MACHINE CO. ILLINOIS CHICAGO : ' "Yes sir."- Carefully Jinx lifted IthevBilliken between the thumh anT forefinger of his iighivbAndUtoed- - to the-- window Jropped It on a momentam gathering 4 flight of 14 storlea to the sldewalK helo w;- - thenr turnlngeio --Jtrace - his steps lie fell over the wastepaper bas- "ket, knocked a hundred-dolla- r type desk to writer from Its spider-leggethe floor,,..-.- . kJ the wreckage was being restored 4aardet the elevator boy left his cage Across long enough to run across the hall and &.D1 ARRIVE PBOVO FBOMjNOBTH ' "The Kiss Drew a Moist-Li"Her Starboard Cheek- .- -- p.nx . -- rTor Sale bjrl Barton -- "t- Bla!(c t-r Provo Uto . Buyfeio tM m sun-kisse- d il M ' . . d country I would not have been butted into the hog lot by the goat, chased beneath the barn by the old boar, nor would I have played a hple in the and drawn a ground for a cotton-tai- l polecat; and you would not have purchased another merry widow last week when you already had a pillbox that you had scarceand a ly wornl certainly- need a Billiken has if any man ever did! is as tame one and his mother-in-laand gentle as a sucking dove; Tips r - ' -- ." . 77 other. -- Saturday?" desk contagious . a grin that everyone near its perch grins iCsympatny. TTls an insurance against a fool womarrtum-inher head just as her husband Is about to kiss her. If a. Billiken had been oerched on my desk -yesterday - -- - anjr otter. 7 " :doirfaiBMBj:wlnrt;i70tt- last longer than any . -- n 1 good carred out "of Ivory or celluloid or soap or, aomething--- I never examined one eioseiy" anan percnes on. your 00 p y 4knTrwTatatMlikea? nilllken ia a sort of a luck Idol OF SkP . -- V. iil.II KvE'Pfep, wants, a years at the ihe . . a Billiken?" "If I were to buy one it would spoil aiming of-- thekiss exploded-innocuousl- -- O. . her ear and, her back hair. 1 "And what in the world is a Billiken?" queried she, turning in allght- Wng effort :jcatihlJife puckered puckef of Jinx' Hps. - 7 ;JOSEPH"W, DUNN, GeneraTManagerr . has one and he always guesses the market right ;and fills any kind of a poker hand be draws to." "Gracious! Why don't you buy you other. . glasses flew from his nose and be made a desperate grab for them, slipped on the dewy grass : of the lawn and pushed his face Viciously' into the soft loam of the. Hover hdv As he marched into the house-tmake his toilet Mrs. Jinx was tactful enough to refrain from all remarks. "I must get a Billiken or takeout some accident insurance!" gritted he when oncemore jm Jiis way. "With BHllken-Homy desk thisinornlng would have been an altogether different affair." 7.:;i:r As Jinx slipped into his office coat and approached his chair he stopped at the sight of an fmpi8h"Tntfer figure perched. hy..the side of the letter tray. Mister Dlngbusti't, where your wife trades, sent It to you with his compliments Saturday after you went home," explained the office boy. " "And if has been on my desk since took a sudden notion to turu and as- Billiken rents it for 100 certain if It was possible to se her rate of one cent a year, payable In the self lnnhentanleimlTrr-cros- s hall, the kiss drew a moist line. across her starboard cheek, dodged beneath -- " Tnomntef-th- e pawing . Machine runs Kgkter tKaa any THest Kjnoton Mirth; Judd Mortimer Lewis. By ."I have got to set me a miltken," said Jinx, as he stooped to kiss his wife good by before starting for his office last Monday rooming. So far as Jinx' remark went It landed properly but aa,:Mr8. Jinx at .t of His Billiken Castle Gate and Clear Creek - from ihe Wrfffngj of the t MaKerj A for saJe Great Mumorii t - Built ur Pro-- : inform Jinx that a eonceated assassin had hurled' a Billiken at his, Jinx', partner as he was about to enter the building, and had hurt him so badly be laid no for. that he Would probabjy. ' a week. Jinx looked at the gaselle-eyestenographer for 7" a moment, considered the youth and purity of the office boy, clinched and uncitnehed his hands, and "said : "Oh. fudge ! " t6AV115 YT. " 5 Sa, iyTh"T ; . in , d (Copyright, 1909, ; . Kill. by W. G. Chapman.) see spinsters ana nacnerorsr-wnnn- g learned treatises on the care and dis cipline of children and those : same childless .ones changing their rest dences Jecause a family with young I progeny has moved Into the'Same. flat;-see fashions running their eccentric course beauty ee year depending on the narrowness of one's headgear and theTiext-Trpo- u gettlngvartoppiece toosee a cab,oor;:'-- t. large .urgP-"to- ' jestfl3Mti.we Jhaye swapped around Mimaoer grocery "tore ror zu yean dressed up and jmaklng a big bit on Broadway and giving men reputations as humorists Say, Xan, is there anything to drink about the house?" rrNOthlhg tut some old hemlock,' ex-- tra dry." me ttreJbotHe. ThankaNow. of prnBSic- - acld aa a chaser. After seeln g all those things in the future, I want to make a sure Ta ta, Xan Ajt want yon job of it I SAVINGS Prowo Oily Utah CpiteJ.Hj: $100,003. DIREOTORSi- - lUed Bmoat , t,Ti,17,Wt President ; C. E. Loo8t.........Vloe-Prflden- L J. Wo. Knight, I Holbrook, ..'Eogar Farrer, Geo.Taylor, ir, r v Jobo R. TwaWea. - r AHLEIU JOS, T ,- CsWs.---- Qeaerat banking builoeu Iransaotei ' rfuL""7 Safs dsposit boxes'for to marry again, so somebody will be sorry ' i'nvadzrr ObpyrightlSOSfBFW;; i.;J O. Chapman.) Do It Now- - Somer Pumpkins ." By Norman .:" H. Crowell. " "Yes, some sapheaded Idiot threw The drummer'placed his hand on his bald spotr-u- ' caressed U remlnls- - a squash seed poultice out on the ' ' track yesterday and now the tracks cently. t are under a be California all "Florida and layer of squash may j s We've got a hun at that! vegetaL-lein for "right raising ry, but if you want' to see crops get dred dagoes up ahead trying 10 keep right up ahT'iiump themselves' go tff fths.31ne cleafbnte'liijamrthla-Bte.aL.. Kansas. Trains runnln' through Kan- a week to be sale: The' drummer sighed andawlsened sas have big signs op in the cars warnln passengers not to throw' any- up chap with a " goatee coughed thing off the car. Why? Because slightly. In Kansas, "Things do aafe.:; Cook on j4toiL:iotod offala'fe a hunk of bologna a diner threw TeU the agent, "THE OVERLAND ROUTE as far as it '- " three-foo- goes." It means " saying of time jnavoidancft nf f,hangingcais. broken connections, etc. "You'll Know: When You Go."-As- k any Short Line AgeUt for -- rrates and particulars. - ; ur- Li . - l've Been, Looking into theFuturs the train" 'went lhrough""a pack of a s at and Figuring Out Hovy Things Are hun1dredranaRy-Iwm6ngrerdogIdentical the spot. ," Going to Be Hereafter." "I was traveling' through there last to be hereafter. In the language Ten- 1 and --waastandinfeon the" "reap nyson has not tyet used; with aa oldJellow from Pa w- platform ""TTiave dipped " intrnBwTUtnrB - TrTa rpav? "JuhctiSfl, reimessBs: ivnen-i- wr .... human buui Muitit- fAliil old Seen the folly of the world and other thought nobody wis looking the fellow peeled off a big squash seed things to beat the band. "I have glimpsed a finish' for pld poultice from his shoulder blade and Aunt Gfundy that is a fright. Or tossed It overboardV- Just, then the course, looking through" the pages of conductor came out and saw it, . future history. I have found myself ' "III, there, hat was thatr 'says "J sn lmtnnrl : the conductor." tT "What's her name?" asked Xanthipseed a but poul squash VNothlng a pe, reaching around for. stove. lid. says the old gent'. "I mean-- have found myself to be tice," "Great Scottl'' yells the conductor. an Immortal. Bat I don't choose to be "A squash seed poultice! D6ntyou one. 1 don't want to live forever" In know that is a penitentiary" offence? too this ravine of snivels. There'll he law The distinctly that any man. muchto try, a sane man's patience woman sayshild whO Shrews,-heave- sr Off I along about 1900 Ann! ...Domino.. " jiy wltnln 24Tiours of your Very door. It's the place for r4t and recreation, health and pleasure. , Fishing, Gblfing, Automobiling Yachting and other but door sports may. be indulged in every day in the winter. L. ':.: ..... 5 -- - .. v,. " " ... H- ; f; - - Fifty iyolliirs R.ound Trip Aak the, montha for, return.. -- how can . to tell man you' SALT LAKE ROUTE go to you via' Francisco Southern California and return alight ad- Saq ' most ooet . and stop over ditional anywhere. - - ia . the-iar- a and. tickets are good, mx jk - -- - ' method of Iigtiting." 7 OHUe, 95H. Acadsmy Avamw Both fhoMS 37-- 2 Mos - -i- " Xnd get them to figure on wiring your house for.ejar -- trie lighta. It is the only . -- oleanij safe and reliable Rant nf Prnvn Qfafp w ! kW 'wukpil-- v - Fruiland Flowers CoL grow-amazl- ilDT oWTiot!iSaTTasT7une.imd..xt."dayr Smishine, Electric nd . W. IUSrereton, Prea.,v John Marwick, Cashier, Alva Jlelaon, Ass't. Cashier. . - . , Interest Paid on Time -- Deposits, clU 1 . . orotherwfse dunrpia Th Under a --Tracks-Are ThreFoct PO. I o AcademyAjv e n ti sole-parin- ! -e- or-ah- 1 ttke'd - 163 Sd. Mala St. Salt Ic THE HERALD FCR ALL THE NEWS d law-maker- It-ru- n nig! - vmmpiy obiitnti in a.,L ' TltlOTiV C ri.. or I'll Of $ "i'T. lAl , i .. . t. , ,., ,, i Yes--Kan- saB - . - v s - - , -- Paris of the Opposite the stroash seed poultice upon, into, under the. "right of way of any rall: for i ftt?, T rer9,lpft how my fife's road in this state stands liable to con- firet husband came- - blame-nigh- befiS viction and sentence to five 'years In killed by, a .'pumpkla; one Aftetnoen the- ircnrldyorwtinrtiwT "down iKete.- - Seems got In Itr The old gent said be hadn't thought way when It started growln; good and to post up on Kansas law of late and him a quarter of a mile. He couldn't sajr positive. was- goIaVo-lari- d saw-- lt him so he "That's the lawsir," said the con; dodged an' th, 'ijiferna; thing went "but well say: nothing this tim- e- right through the si do of a new barn providing you lay low and sneak out and killed th beet heifer oh the "place!' of he state inside of three days." .'V is no : slouch when It ' " .Well, nexT flay T went back over the comes to growln crops lively!" same route. They had a snowplow on ' After 'a brief wall the drummer . the engine. ' . , arose and went outside where he was such ;.. .''What's that for? Had a blliz2ard heard communing .with himself sehi popularly-electe' ' east?" says I." laws as they are permitted--na- y, verely.) .ma ke... and tella b!$' pooplo ''Worse!" says the conductor. (Copyright, 11 5, by TV. Q. Clipm-- and his delicate task of "i e-tli eyesTecame"r.lalrvoyaiit rectolre 'gowns and wireless telegraph anLaAJnltla; JLPee. everybody dodg-Ing. automobiles and occasionally a poor dodger that doesn't make It; I see monkey dinners and thumb-prin- t signatures; I See great fortunes won by some men because the others, were tod dense to see how to keep them from it; I see the autocratic ruler. of an'emplrc told by his popularly-elect-- , ed parliament to keep still except under proper surveillance, : while . the head of a certain republic. dictates to ori r Dra.fla"World. . inferciiica nsd tickets, wr- m- T.ution n, i tf 8S it t I A liniUt f l |