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Show H. EDITORIALS C. HICKS, Editor; WHY PEOPLE THE MAH WHO CAME BACK ' The lion. Joseph G. Csinion was visit 1 ty-pto- ii w h y- - t hey-rc- uJ: ple- other day hy a federal grand jury whj-- had hewi.the advertisements in this paper every issue, .i.et i e j out of the twenty will probably impaneled to investigate the mode and manner lifteen of his "election: About the middle of November and stammer and become more or less embanked j .that the Republicans had .before they can call to mind the real reason why j last, after it was - : returned to Congress all of the standpatters de- - they read the ads, feated two years earlier, who had stood for a re-- i . People buy this paper and read it for brcaltlie foi'ce of such a very simple reasons they want to know the news election frit endin blow to the Democrats, were U lo Washington. It was announced that grand jury of the commercial advantages that are invest igati os. under federal law would Je made, fore them each week in its advertising coinin' he-Mu- Immel-bmmunilan- will quickly, thrBirU d This paper goes out to an cnlghfened that at the first the administra-- f tion really did fail to believe that the Republican pie fo a people who are accustomed to think ami r around it old leaders. At act for themselves to a people who know party was any rate it soon made'1Tfp(TrswsrprythRt4hi,-waat fo kimw yv thbjvf'arfU'Und-'wnot the. shadow- of a ease of. fraud To be d I? .. Lu:v-4,kc4- a at prepared by. film for over 20 stars. J - r can get it. . t shown against the former speaker and when the 4 U eourae-fthem lienee' the natural or pursue grand jurors assembled jn Danville and reviewed in their seaeli for information is to turn to the the ease they were notjdow in reaching the same advertising columns of this paper. conclusion. At the close of 'their' work they signiThe live mereliant knows this recognizes the fied to Mr. Camion that they would be glad to fact that he is catering to a people of high mental call tipou him afid were cordially ( invited to attainments and shapes his business policy to . come. . . meet their commercial desires. It was a sihoker, of course, with Uncle Joe Such merchants live and prosper and grow in his best vein and best humor. Rome of the ' . with the community. jurors thought his prime Havanas a trifle strong Their advertisements are constantly placing and marveled that a man at his age could con the desirability of their, goods before the buyer ThejUhnA,a"'pe"asirre-in-w.ateiiinso MayOs. YOULL giveYOURbabythlBEST MOI Relied Upon wih -- Ycur Physician Knows Fletchers Castorla. of special rtJxao Direction Sold tvirywher. - - : Geneirie and certainly pafely remedy .tones tkeJ 6 to ma ch stimu lates the liver, regulates the bowels. Beechams Pills .cleanse the system of accumulating poisons and purify the blood. Their beneficial action shows . in. brighter looks, clearer complexions, better feelings. ' Try them, and you also will find that they 1 exact-TylTi- b the only guarantee that you have the PILLS to inmrfa7tuTlfV? The Signature of BEEGIWS t g--- For Your sometimes that they are dull in mind, depressed in spirits, and that they, have headache, - backache. and sufferings that make life I peera no worth living. But these j -condi tions need be only, temporary. I They are usually caused by indigestion doses' and of a few or biliousness ADVERTISEMENTS READ aslTt rai StnTTe tiTy the The Brightest Votnen Find every box, In boiM, 10c 2Se Sold only in one size bottle, LITTLE JOKE OF WEBSTER'S - 8H bulk to protect the or otherwise; How He Refused to Appoint Washington Irving Dispatch Bearer to 'Himself. never babies. ! When, in 1826, Warhiegton Irving-wpiep!iring'bO "Life of Columbus, he took up his abode at the home of i Pree'i The Centaur Company, sume Tilany. andTIerercTfa'nriS'ThTW-broghbir4A--OJiliu:the nnuie of an old man who had come back with the buyer through the medium of his adver- nhrrsrrHn:r after a thousand brass-facegongs had counted jq r rv fme iater, while collecting run tisement t .:? for his Conquest of Granada , of him down arid out. They took-- a personal view be lived for xnd in The, Alhambra, the adverts The information contained the ease. The.. political view is as interesting., ment saves-th- e buyer the time of .chasing from wSJng " o o o ' in to search of some article in which American the place place legation at London, be WE DONT NEED IT , ' hia from returned long sojourn abroad he stands in need. j After adroitly leriring the name of C. 0. ) to his own .country to enjoy tbe fruits It thus becomes a time saver to the buyer, of his fame. Chase out .of a news article, our contemporary ati an impulse which spurs him on to a constant and But, as time went on, the memories tempted to hide behind the flimsy excuse that pf those days in Spain grew sweeter, of the advertising pages of this paper. perusing this paper had published the name of the drug and there sprang up in his breast a This habit of reading the advertisements is ; longing to visit again the land where gist found guilty of selling intoxicating liquor for the the So, in life had been so pleasant pub day, by people day upon growing without a license, because an advertising he the 1842.' Youths Companion, says lie realizes that it is the one and only sure means ermhl-ne- t W resolved to call upon Mr. Webster, Hred.,IrojJuJhis.part.HuJar 6 t'Wlvrcin f g thc: killing of TiiutAL- - to, anyaimunu jj tbenj8ecretary, .ofstate, and; ask of drtiggist. Perhaps otir contemporary would let These are strenuous days and time is. money him the humble post of bearer ofdls-- ' a small advertising contract or a large one for patches to the minister of Spain, vho and the well written advertisement becomes a thatmatter4muhate.-Us-;ncws- , .columns. but not wasbout to be appointed, in order to vcIi as as dimmish the expenses of the trip to so with the Post. Ye are publishing a newspaper to . that country; the seller , for' the purpose of giving our patrons the news-When be called on the secretary at the of become And has Consumer late years and his private residence'however, and we certainly do not intend to let advertising of educated standard to the was the he bis modest expecting up request, preferred CQntraeta stand in the way of giving merchant who wants his irade to talk to him-- 1 a littleTunbarrassed by thrTiesltation the facts, Furthermore, this paper has never of Mr. Webster who told him that through the medium of his advertisement in the ha could cot grant the request until company for a theTocaU the president. be had pa jwuv large. advertising contract. It might be well for does who And merchant the talks thusly our contemporary to know as well as the man congentle nature somewhat hurt hy such ' cold treatment . victed that this paper does not need to depend up-o- a When he returned a few days later o o o the profits made from whiskey- - selling, for its to Icarn what succes his petition had IVhen you see a young blorntTaeing dowir the standing in Provo. met, hla embarrassment was further street with wildness in hlseye aritUhls mane float -- of increased ' whenr Mr. Webster made feet a of convemhtion, and the. .breeze jn ing pair elephants .The tiine is rapidly apprwiehing when Uncle allusion whatever to the subject is grasp, do not become' alarmed Sam will have to take the IfeximTacrasshls ktiet tu).d,li OS of the position.'' At It 0f arid for the was. the. Tsonly police. cdftVtceed phone that 'that length," and administer a good sound spanking provided method of conveying his will course and baseball its fever secretary's the run the . by . the official spanker is not out -- of repair. . refusal, Irving 'rose to take his de 7 time the snow flies again. I o g I in it'll - j Ilk'AHJgli3Li7 t Arf,WWfrCl f PROVO STEHM LAUNDRY , ALWAYS RELIABLE ( 375 Phone 164 1 eou-tra- W. Center et J. N. GLUCK, Proprietor WE MAHE A SPECIALTY OF FEATHtR TlllOWS I AAB BEDS at 'eTiKr tV0!-sl.n'- Reserve Your Rooms the?-publi- con-ulte- yjnj FOR TBE CIG d. much-desire- ll'IiSlfMPOSITION' 1.00 to" $2.00 'a Day. Address : d -- - it oo If the rest of thiTHuropeanCountries get the itch and jump into th? scrap we wont hae to 0 parture. - oo ro 'war Our Selling Expenses Are less than any other concern imthe State; hence we can sell you a piano for considerably Jessthan any one-els- t e. Pianos sold by iis; go direct from to your home. - L We have savecl many others many let us dot the same for you. 971 I regret to say that I have found it impossible to give you the position for which yon asked- the .other, dayhe-caus- e and here he smiled quizzical ly and placed his hand on Irving's shoulder because this morning the president appointed you envoy, ex traordinary and minister plenipoten' tiary to the court of Spain! And neither I nor the president. continued Mr. Webster, as Irving .stood speechless with astonishment and delight, "consider it In keeping with the honor and dignity of that high position that you should be a dispatch bearer s, tTfturself,- MISSION STREET Near Sixth SAN FRANCISCO, CAL. EAST TO DASKf N -- . MGBHHII .. en - j well-know- n I a'r-nier- . ty . , neu-a- la . will feel fine L A large Tariety from whtcb to select" New Designs, First 'Class Material;7 Excellent Finish and Reasonable Prices. -- f Becslcy Marble & Granite Works - . BLAKE MUSIC. .COMPANY J g -- 1 1 Monuments 'Horace Fletchef lir teaching IhoEel, ' ians ta get. Along Ith; ha,lt .a s jn uc h Nobody Can Toll WhenTou T)ark- 1 foe d hy (shewing it more. Nearly a en Gray, Faded Hair With century before Count Rurcford taught 7 the armies of Europe that they could Sage Tea, make their food go farther by chewpeople are ing it longer. Grandmother kept her hair beautifulhurgry they are apt to bolt their food with nearly as fast as they can swallow It ly. darkened, glossy and abundant a brew of Sage Tea and Sulphur. Whenever her hair fell out or took on Esf are very dear In Berlin, ac- that full, faded or streaked appearance, cording to dispatches Theres noth-i- this simple mixture was aaplled with fresh about that, for they're high wonderful effect. ByAaskmg at any -ere. tco. idrog store forJWyethk S, ge and Sulphur Hair Remedy," sou will geta .Tge buttle ef this oki imarecipe ready to use, for about El cents.' This simple mixture can be di ended upon to restore' natural 'color ai d beauty to the hair and is splendid t dandruff, dry, itchy scalp and faille f hair. A downtown druggist says everybody uses Wyeths Sage and Get a 10 cent jp&c of Dr. Sulphur, because it darkens ao natural-- , Dr and evenly that nobody can tell it James Headache Po' den has been applied ita so easy to use, and dont suffer, too. You simply dampen a sponge or' soft brush and draw it through your. When your .head a?he you simply hair, taking one strand" at a time., By most have relief or yoo will go Wild. morning the gray, hair disappears; can after another application or two, it Is I ItVjoeedless to' suffer when you tiie nc8tyr.J.xmpV-- " Head r restored to Its 4atural'coIor and looks Relieve the pula ami 'ftloisy; voft and: abundant. HedoulsT . neheJPowdenisnd! at onceT Send 'FomrtrrrT rftorm. successors to the drug store now for dime package Bglacer Drug Cos. j':nrt of Dr. James' Headache Powders. Ikwt suffott -- In. i few. tiioic.cnts you But-wh- J 4 Direct Oar Lines to the Exposition and Depots! On ' - Next Door to Everything iri San Francisco" i - said: Congress has made CoIonel Goethals a Major general for his work in digging the Panama canal. farther almTiTWeTfrigafioinitteBtroirforthe--jiext-TewweekAnd we T just like to kriow'Vhy'Tn' IIeek" some neople are always falling into soft snaps while us 0 Some fellows are always enthusiatic when men of brains havefto peg away ten hours, a day , Tigging up a few nickels for short cake. This old they talk about themselves. world has sure slipped a cog. o o o 0 o o Let us hope. that there will be no war American women are wearing military frocks zone established around the advent of spring his season and American men are trying to steer o o clear of European fashions as honor and England and Germany appear to be m nion sense will permit onihe stomach. making it a - J Then Mr. Webster, rising with him, o neuralgia pain. headacho - gone .... uo more - I Areeured by Chair berlain'i ale. One.pj.lic reh the u .hit, and turning aenwuou. Uo RICHES seldom come suddenly. They are usually the result of thrifty nabiu formed in youth, supplemented by the habit of person who saves alway Accumulates," and -- accumulations pave the way to riches. . Any .person, bid or young, can begin the habit of saving by. opening a savings account at this hank. One 'dollar will start you on the road to wealth. avhigj-j''-'-.4-T- he PROVO COMMERCIAL SAVINGS. 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