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Show SECTION TWO PROVO EVENING HERALD, FRIDAY, DECEMBER 28, 1928. PAGE TWO - THE OBSERVER ii OUTOURWAY i BY WILLIAMS - - . By Jim Marshall Publlihed by the Herald Corporation, K C. Rodgeri, president at South First West St, Provo, Utah, dally. Entered aa a second-clas- s matter at the postoffice in Provo, Utah.. Member of the United Press Association, NEA Service, Paine Editorial' Service, and the Scrlpps-Canfiel- d '"' ': '"'C:' Newspapers. SO " in the plden days in l&e 'dear, .days it was" our annual dead '. ' custom about this, time to think. Gilman, Nicol Ruthman, National Advertising Representatives Bp a gooj New Years resolution San Francisco office, 607 Montgomery St;. Chicago office, 410 N. and it turned out to be always fl 'e same and namely-.t- o New York off ice, 19 W. 44th St.; Boston office, Tre-mow Michigan Ave.; " hi.ve a better time next year than ., Bldg. ... vt tb is if-- possible f w! ss Telephones-EBusinewe office, 495rSocIety reporter, 107; Editorial .but in the latter years 1 secure In w room, 494, If you do not receive your paper before 6 p. m., telephone ha ve stopped - resolving next the knowledge that, 'year's eo 493 and a copy will be delivered to Jrour residence. circus will be even more K 45 cents terms the last in the than the side moath; county, By carrier Subscription splitting which seems Incredible , .ov(jide by ..mail in the county; J4.50; " t $5.00 the year in advance;' ' ' ' ' H 'i Bi county, $5.00. we T t we read the papers-a- nd W N. Gunnar Rasmuson, editor and manager; R. W. Goodell, managing leatu about a collector "of custdmS h editor;' N. C. Hicks, county editor; J. A, Owens, advertising manager. Who1-ilearnedly deciding what is tb Art-- - and .forbidding Chinese statuary Jto enter pure America ct Case e read about a minor clerk In Observe. lothe j ostofflce who decides what That Michigan mother of ten children, who is' liable to books intelligent persons may read life- - sentance for being caught the fourth time in liquor-la--rwe near aDout me great w. u. . a a set and, U.-has demanding by T. precedent, violation, crusade to- - crysh out all jury trial; it will be a. case well worh watching, by reason of its general clgaret butts so that little children " shan't . smoke the vile things eiiects: ' ani air these things give us. a not based is upon aefene It will be remarkable if the verdict and holy Joy and we know instruction-ana little facts. If court so, we shpj'l have plenty to laughat .somethingfliesi'cie "of law.' of we have In J929 disrespect jj, bit more will be .added to what afltTs onepthing to jail, forlife, a. fourlimes guilty bandit; it We ki low- - that in the' first year a mother but of the lives of a flock of the cttis another thing ra:gn of King Herbert good, criminal statutes. in the forth set reason three-bottl- e of children for any congress men wilt make the usual excruciat ' ing spee'. hes about the dry law Slaves -- we li now that the irresistible machines is "Man with that rionparell Mabel Walker TTonry FoH said recency that Willcbrartlt will continue to charm M slave," but ol course he was wrong' ; ? and cxhl'.'arate everyone with a slave. a who There is is to machines tied man the is It sense of- - t umor forced to of that that the" world being we k: do worse slavery in that the downfall of turns out nut3 for the the race low ? ill be solemnly predicted fakeep up with a machine, whether it ' If the girfti wear their skirts any Model A or doughnuts for a. model home. do work, but they shorter M machines to make learned have jien wel know as who doesn't? and instead of alloto machines, control mare only just learning that they'll wear 'em shorter ' nt one-vvl- z., - , - J: -- -- . ut That 1 ct swap. " couple of to the Machine' . M th ' Greatest of the Arts , at A radio musician, a argured portrait painter and a writer 4h- - Whtchs greatest 1929 1 1 ous crusade 1 ere will be more to banish coffee and other, vile stimulants crusades to have all the Chil dren finger printed and drives to r. pROVO-fATION- S . . . 'J'"vvvx'uTj'UTj'vvvsm i lovles 1928) (Copyright, cr.usades (to stop jazi and .make - -Howdy, rfolksIXd"your hoT dog stards look like medieval -- . FiGlJtEJiJNTUIS-B.4Y'-NEW- S Tlhrlst--ma- s swopping early! , fit . i pa-ta- to e" boot-legg- m&3 mm er The ; utilities of a city arecombined Ul your otor car. cigaret-staine- d anti-tobac- Paris has which gets If kick from ultraBobber Shop violet rays. Something Just had to M be done for the American tourist trade. a and hat wlttfa loose .' The man which way Moupee can generally tell he wind blows. kissBlondy, the manicure, says ing over the telephone is very un- The satisfactory, especially Jlover a party line. 'Prof. Dlggendelve, In Smoking Room J "This fog," said a smoker, as thb lrain roared through a stretch of the irritation goes directfellow was telling how very foggy ly to the internal jtautie, and stops iiondon was with illustrations. A the cough almost instantly.. Far :hap spoke up with the remark that superior to cough syrups and pathe had brien in foggier places than ent medicines.. Also excellent for . sore throat Quick- relief guaranLondon. the cham- teed or your money back. 35c, 60c, ;. '' "'Where?' demanded and $1.00.- Sold by Hedqulst Drug pion of the London fog. Jj " 'Dunno,' said the other. 'It was Co., and all other good drug stores. Adv. o foggy I couldn't tell'." - prohibiting dealers from lie complains. putting so much glycerine in compounds as to make them unfit1 anti-free- to drink. Jt IC j)! !j Today's dumbell is the bozo who fries the egg he puts into his Christmas egg-no- (Sim 1 local People Urged to Help Prevent Epidemic Spreading tat Wisely, Exercise Reg- -i At bedtime take a laxative, if you are constipated, and rub FIRST ofall.makcsureyoursystctn Keep Away 1.. ,1,.. VlUkl. VapoRub on, the throat rv.' ICi 1 1 .j iAJU lull LIAM From Crowded Places Vicks Vicks medicated va-- " andhest. it get slowed up or sluggish. Sec to I and Treat All Colds pors are then released by the heat z it that it functions perfectly. The all in of the body,.and breathed Promptly air the to easiest direct night long, way to get run down and in a , 1 , same time, At the passages. 'condition to pick up disease is to Medical authorities now. agree Vicks acts through the skin is disease influenza a germ mattcrv "1 that neglect this1 1ikeari"bld fashioned poultice, I most commonly spread by drawing out tightness and pain ' Physicians agree that, particularly in breathing in the germs. If the and helping the vapors to break feel If the i& "i good of epidemic, purging by laxayou times congestion. the up shape system membrane of the air passages feverish call a physician. . tives and cathartics is not advisable in a healthy condition these Many doctors are therefore prescribcvoid Crowds and germs do not usually breed. It Use Vicks Freely ing Nujol, as in no case docs it cause is only when the bodily resist- exhaustion or weakening of the sysit ibest to keep awayfrOni ance is lowered that the terms ' sneezers and coughers m street tem in any way. do the most harm. ears and public places. If you must go out in crowded places Start Protective ' insert some Vioks -- up each JiypiciLIssibIyjpKt'ou-oc-disagre- e 4 -- Treatment at Once with you. For it contains Right now while influenza is so nostril Deiore startmg out. un v evaknt every precaution " returning nome men some icaa absolarely"fio medicine or drugsT should be taken to protect the in hot water and inhale tnc air passages. .When you feel vapors. This is a simple preGet a. bottle today at your nearest one of these "Flu Colds" coming caution which everyone should flu drug store and start taking Nujol to spreadon don't wait; start the follow- take prevent the 1918 in when as did it -ing once: tonight as opt simple way to keep fit I ing treatment at Get a jar of Vicks VapoRub millions of lives were lost. and, to protect yourself against inand place some up each nostril, ' fluenza. , ' ' ' r t. jor melt some in a bowl of hot water and inhale its medicated That's the first preaution. Now for vapors.' This helps to keep the the second. Keep your nose and air passages in a healthy condition, thus making it difficult throat well protected with Mistof. fey the germs to breed, ; WUt ff.MMQNjMS(S0YtMU ularly, 111 c. -- . " -- " -- . -- - i6VAPORUB ( , ''MNMHy,;. .... f i J " j - ' I - " ' . parts of the electrical system t I Dr. David says: X ; -- You can't -- . "v p ' help breathing ' ' 'automobile is something like a miniature city. There is an electric light and power system, a water system, a fuel system. In the new Ford, you will find each of these systems of the latest design and built of the best materials. Every part has been made to serve you faithfully and well and at a minimum of trouble and expense. Take, for example, the genera tor one of the most important YOUR i : in isolating yourself because a lot of other people are sick with it. . If you take certain simple precautions every day and then don't worry the chances are you will throw off any'flu' germs you are exposed to, rand 1 ' keep well . We're not'rjccommjcnding th'at you'dose yourself with a. lot of medicines, either. Just observe two common-sens- e health rules which can be easily followed. 5 , r r There's no need to get panicky, because the papers are full of news of an influenza epidemic. Tljere's no use in o . who has lost his cj . .8. Amos Artichoke, prominent ten faith in Chris who announced today legislator, mo people just (an't that he would Introduce a bill at get Into the spirit of the next semdon of the legislature Keep your system in good condition; also protect your nose and throat" Thoxinels -- thoroughly efficient because It has a double action a joke I heard the other.day. One soothes eflp my lf tke. lowland, "reminds me d r Do these two things to avoid "flu" NEXT! of y Famous Cough Prescription who knows nearly everything, says giving until "it hurts affects some people even 5ef ore they bt'gin. u p) thousands of loose all over the country and a million new' ci reformers reforming everybody ' and the only danger we can see now Is that we may laugh our-seInto apoplexy Christmas" Master Wil"I sent my darling teacher a The longest telephone call in the beautiful wreath of hol English empire 13 now from London ly,, and the big sissy got to Vancouver a distance of 7000 mad Just becuzisho found a bunch a of poison ivy had got hidden In It Contains No Chloroform Or miles. The charge is about $15 ' minute. ' by mistake." Other Harmful Drugs The use Of medicines containing chloroform or dope to relieve coughing Is dangerous and unnecessary. Now anyone can get quick sure relief with a famous prescription called Thoxine, which contains no chloroform or other harmful drugs and is safe and pleasant to if it is done is a woman who 3)c lovely cru. Jidesglorious "move . The musician argured that music was, because it was uni- ments" This is the qay when you try to to iieform the poor old emotions. to stir discover' whether Aunt Minnie's versal, because of i power country' could Christmas present is a patent depict The painter said painting was, because it masher or a new kinJ of cofit was "more Sooner or later they'll forbid as happenedbecause really they mthings tobacco and ie shall have to 1uy fee percolator. fJX ' than other arts. our Edgewfort b from a m The writer thought writing was the greatest. Writing, paying an insurance 50 cetits for a Telling that agent can surpassing .but it'll bi' worth it because you don't want a iKilicy. is just like Jhe said, was capable of creating illusions far ' . on kerosene c Reading from left to right we a fire. can listen of music or painting. congressmen with pouring , those ; ' ' . V Egbert 3. Sassof rass, said to s making All art is the creation of illusion. A magic carpet of finger bo the meanest ninn In the world. about the GRAMMAR SCHOOL speeches tiwords can carry you- anywhere even to the stars above, law and telling' how they love it Mr. Sassafras Js the father who NOTES and obey It , hin a minute or two.- And that is something no symphony, tells his 4ittle boy the gas meter is " no broad, painted canvas, can accomplish. AND L1ST1SN: !.lfs going to a savings bank, and makes him litis Is little Willie Rlngwi deposit a quarter In It every week. invented a cocktail be a wonderful year Is 1929 with hfe-Blik- old-tim- er ' and' purify the An This department didn't send out can remember when.- - girls carried any Christmas cards this year, ow- their1 dancing slippers to parties in ing to the high cost of , postage, little s(l k slipper bags. , : Joe, Bungstarter says trying to stamps. Practically .no postoffice V make ends meet these days is like held bargain sales in stamps this V Before marriage, he says: 'Where r on a to viVi a on did button collar year. you learn to drive a trying earth, jfc 3c 17 neck. 5t car so skilfully?" . The husband wfio took his wife After marrlagerTie says: "FoF These may be very prosperous at her word when she said she gosh sakes, look where you're driv' times, but we tiote that chorus didn't want a single thing for ingclumsy!" .,."! f . girls in musical co'medies are mak .Christmas, is just coming out from under, the ether. ing a bare living- ArtrShannon. elori- - crusades tobacco castles art'" TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN: I In ftnd 4ft es, - . wing thTnachines to control them. If you are wise enough to make a machine work for you,a made to work by a machine, you are to psrane- beinir 8Q,i ' - " We Ul congratulate you. person. happy very BO ' . ke u '". . their leisure weeks, these fellows will repay' me with their laporv and .the only fellows who will make a profit from these transactions are the . ' parties, concerned. ""Why should a hill, billy have to pay taxes in cash?. Why not put in cordwepd, in labor. In eggs, in milk T Why must the producer 1ay in town medium of exchange rather than m country medium? ' Every man should from his surplus pay; he should not be forced to f Ive times', paying five profits, before he swap his labor, or his produce,' ' ' ' " r meets his obligations. "(i4.t ' I can live out her? for 10 years, 'and outside of taxes, never' require dollar in my pocket I can't go to town and stay a day without 'making ten smacker note looKr like a leaf that a worm worked m.:.':- ' . j .' are There four different fellows in these hills that owe me labor; one fellow used my team; another usedny equipment another .I helped out with the truck, hauling in his wood; a fourth needed a . to-ta- Barter ; .(Hill Billy'a views, in his daily stortesi areola own." Thejrdo ... necessarilyrcotocide with those of this newspaper v : , By HILL BlLLY Who was that old Spartan who believed that money waa the chief curse? It seems like his name was Draco. Anyhow, he was the fellow who made money out of iron so that a fellow had to use the family chariot and' a team of horses to haul enough money, to purchase a ' ' luncheon, f , . The more I study the elements of human, relaas they are shown in the hills the more I " tionships respect the judgment of that old Spartan. It is modern to sneer at barter a a savage institution, but barter has its advantages and it eliminates a lot of parasites. Last week the old gas saw went on the blink; B went entirely blotto. Over the ridge three fellows, are getting out' cordwood, and I rambled over and told yiem my troubles. Next morning the. gas kmr . expert of the trio qu.it his work, and spent tljroe hours getting my saw tor goingr it was a worn-oinsulation washer under the timer. "What do I owe you?" I asked. " KJa' uatt ail rigni, Droioer. '..j 7UmmJ Finally he said that a box of apples would come in handy up to their shack (the fellows are baching), HILL BILLY so I took him a couple boxes of Northern Spy. How much more simple this direct exchange than haft I paid him; had he then gone to the store and paid three prices for two boxes of apples; he traded his surplus knowledge for my surplus apples, a per-fq' Ik air that's laden with Hu":'gcfms a. In your throat. You'll notice the and other pleasant, cleansing effect at once. bacteria Mistoclcars your head and makes these days.' But you breathing easy. It has a healing, tan protect soothing effect on "the membranes and relieves irritation or inflamyour nose mation. Ic any helps dry up a running and throat nose. Use it, too, as a gargle. Mistol is "good for a sorpihroat them. KeeS th'cra from lodging there and breed: cough. And above all, protects the' nose gcinisr ing and causing troubk-r"Don't wait till you bcgirijojneeze "I'm advising all mvjtienjsthese or 'your tTiroat aches. Take my advice days to keep NCstoI on hand and use and get a bottle of Mistol jodayy it regularly. Th? first thiag hi ' Every druggist knows it." before you And The combination treatment of Nujol again at night when you come home. Don't be afraid to "use it freely. It and Mistol is a double . safeguard will do no harm. And then stop against influenza. Start this wise two-fol- d worrying. You've done all you can precautions. Don'tdclay. to safeguard yourself. j., Nujol and Mistol are both'tnade by ''Put Mistol up your nose'. There's a the same famous laboratories, of the special dropper that comes' in every, finest quality materials and with the package that makes ic very easy to greatest skill possible. Both preparause. Just tilt your head back and tions are harmless. At all druggists!. - Aren't they worth trying? drop it in youp pose until you feel it against -- -- go-ou- which supplies the current for lighting and for engine ignition. In the new Ford, the generator is of the power-hous-e type and is - distinctive in many features. It has been specially designed to prevent most forms of trouble. Oiling is necessary only once a year. About the only thing yon need do is to have the charging rate changed as the seasons change. Closely allied, to the electrical system is the ignition system. It too, is of new mechanical design in the new Ford. There is but one Tliigbnehsfon cable and that con-necthe coil with the distributor. Even cahjes from the distributor ts to the f park plugs have been eliminated Special care Eas also been taken to make the distributhus preventing tor water-prooshort circuits from rain, etc. The electrical and ignition systems of the new Ford are so simple in design and so carefuUy,,made that they will give you surprisingly little tronble. Yet that M'oesnV mean they should be neglected.1. Certain little attentions are needed from time to time. The storage battery should be given water and the connections ' kept clean. The generator charg- ing rate should be changed as in dicated. Spark plugs should be cleaned at regular intervals. Distributor points -- should also be kept clean and the distributor cam given a light film of vaseline every 2000 miles. These are just little things, but they mean a great deal to your car. You can have them looked after at very small cost by the Ford dealer when you take the car in for oiling and greasing. A .thorough" checkinenn at regular intervals will lengthen the life of your car and give you many thousands of miles t)f carefree, economical motoring. f, . . , Ford Motor Company . |