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Show Jfi. PROVO EVENING? HERALD THURSDAY, DECEMBER 27, 1928. PAGE'TWO THEOBSERVERJ .. ,.". Pabllehed by the Herald Corporation, E. C.' Rodgers; president, at second-clas- s BO South First Weat St, Provo, Utah, daily. Entered as a matter at the postoffice in Provo; Utah. Member of the United Pressd Association, NEA Service, Paine Editorial Service, nctj the .S.' Newspapers." , Scrlppa-Canfiel- Gilman, Nicol & Ruthman, National Advertising. Representatives San Francisco office, 807 Montgomery St.; Chicago office, 410 N. 44th St.; Boston office, Tre- New York office,Michigan-Ave.- ; ' , . mont .Bldg. -- . ". PUTOURWAY Telephones Business office, 495; Society reporter, iOT; Editorial room, 494. If you do xiofTecelve your paper before 6 p. m., telephone 495 and a copy wilj be delivered to your residence. By Jim Marshall $ !, ...(We are rather suspicious about tills column. It seems to have been .written on an old typewriter we have at' home, ' and some of' the like Bound suspiciously phrase The Gift So , we are printing-i- t on the xJnyjry thatllit is The O.ffs we get goo supper tonight and If ,it isn't there's no harm dona ' , COAJKX--rK- t OF VOUR IUe. FRbT." 3&: : . VAANiOUES V POV-tl- VKiVEMTvOM . HAMOLE. CM M' , 1 K LA-oT- . . MAKE. MoT , s GOT EMQOGtH AROUKiO -: NOTrmKlGf HERe 040 "VUe-OTR- ER Or THSM -- , MoneVoM "fafe MA4 PART. VSHTr-- A ' J..M.) -- IMVjEKiTiOM -.dally storiesT are his own- They do not, R.): . newspaperj-EDITOthis of those with t necessarily, coincide " - By HIIX BILLY ' SitUng back here In the hills it' would be thought that a fellow fellow would hardly follow sports events with Interest; especially a like myself who sternly refuses to fall Jo the lure of the radio. But there is one sport that I follow very closely, and I get a great kick out ' . of it every fall. Now, box fighting is of' slight Interest to, tne any more; baseball always was out; tennis and, golf are as intriguing as ping pong and shinny, which to me when you. mention foottheygreatly resemble, butattention." " ball youhave my earnest From tli e wavering record of daughter's terrible of my high ischool eam, to the whirlwind campaign old university, I thrill and gloat, or sight and lament- -. I hang on the coast conference games with susan pended breath; I watch the Big Six games with eagle eye; Notre Dame and Armyo and ?eorgetown. and Alabama and Gonzaga and St. Mary's and Cen- -' ter and even old Cotner (some call It Bethany),and Nebraska Wesleyan and Loyola; I watch them all, and every line of football dope I can gather from eastern sources, western or . southern papers I read HIIX BILLY . with avidity. I don't exactly know why this is; my Interest might not be so keen If the old University of Nebraska did not turn out conference winners almost every year, but I think, perhaps, the great appeal in football to me is that It is really' an amateur contest, and tho it has become a sport, the players do not get the money, and no great money-makin- g ; college football contest was ever fixed,.,- Also, in no other game is there so much opportunity for an Upset A big, husky team may be within one. game of, a conference championship, and here comes a little dinky lot of small schdol fellows, who are merely supposed to be a warm-u- p push over, and they go Ihru the large triumphant eleven like nothing at all. I haven't seen a major football game In a dozen years; I have not. even heard a radio description of a game, but I spend hours with the press reports after these games; and feel these modern gladiatorial combats more deeply than many of the uninformed who are privileged to sit in the grandstand and yell their, heads.off, but who don;t actually see a play," or understand the reason for a single formation, MVeKT A UTTuC DOWKI AMD WHERE.' fa HANOl OP,, OF, A" CQME ; One Gpeat Game "XHiirBmyiewsTfa'his WAIT A MMoTe- - MOvMW CTosT WAiT J VOo GO C HOLE 154 ' BY WILLIAMS -- Burr, Dear Jim: It sounds charming a '"lovethis stuff you write-aboly inefficient rainbow being more interestlng-nwdrth,while than t BT.oisy rainstorm" but what you fail to note s this were it not fof the storm the I perfumed rcse could not bloom- and huge "no parking" signs would the pretty rainbow as it tried greet A Victory its' colorful length across to fling A7-year-ol- d Chicago negro broke a small window in a the blue , . restaurant. "Three policemen came to question him about it. And just as the storms clear the He barricaded himself in his room, produced a couple of rei way and prop up the rainbow volvers and defied them to get him out. rose-sa n'd the nourish human the Before the affair ended 200 policemen had laid siege to dynnmiw whnsn en'rgv ennoys VO'J the place, nine of them had been wounded and the barricaded makes it possible' for the pretty negro youth had been shot to death. And all for a broken win- and Idle ones to live with .folded hands dow fortunately for tho world and. ,The tiCSci moral of this little tale is a bit obscure. When husbands the helplos3 incidentally, four-hou- r in a called for are gu;n battle, 200u policemen oit - faded. before Realgirls 5v ' whfc boy is killed and nine officers are wound- ized drinking' did" V" " this when of restaurant broken all, doll tho languid window; is now a rarity ed, Viecjause of a aad whiKi' she Is reclining on her happens in a eityj where gang murders are daily occurrences, coufch shedding ' sweetness and convicted of conniving at a mur-dero- n where a gang otplu'g-uglie- s ligOt and perfume"- 'and .mystery-1-upos, election day are let off with fines, where a harsh-anchilly world gambling kings, vice lords and such like gentry seemrable to missing the best things in well, something is a Little life and her intelligent alicl ener-peti- c , go unmolested from year to year oiste'r is having ninst !of- - the' I bit but of proportion, somewhere. fun NVH MOTAERS GET, j.f?.wiU.iA,t3 as scenery maybe she's O.K. 'Hta.us.MT.orr. l OttM. ST U IMVKt Ma dements which soothe and heal the Coughs from colds may lead to seto The about think as a but appealing You can stop them inflamed membranes and stop the irrious trouble. Inor a 100 comrade she's just warm jello to a good thick steak of the neighbor There's a saloon for every now with .Creomuliion, sn emulsified George W. "Wickersham, former attorney-generritation, while the creosote goes on to about- - as a3 a bowlful habitants lnthe Rhineland. That's creosote ''that is pleasant to take. the stomach, is absorbed inte the I try getting your own breakfasts' for United States, tells an audience in New York that be is op- of slightly interesting Bobber warm jello almost as many as they have in, Creomulsion is s i medical discovery the seat of the trouble awhile law now pending be1 posed to the Shipstead Detroit with and let a lot of "human dyna action; it soothes and and checks the growth of the germs, a there to be better ever neiirhbcr1 It you've tween labor and complains that ought hada Creomulsion is guaranteed ssliifac-torj- r heals the inflamed membranes and mos" know your reactions when By C, A. L. know what I mean because a the bacon in the treatment of coughs from in and germ growth. go understanding between labor and capital, adding that "labor you eggs up real neighbor isn't a paraside Of all known drugs creosote is rec. The man who operates the movie smoke while you're shaving and colds, bronchitis and minor forms of has come to regard the injunction ts' hostile." S(that's an ugly name) a real all the toast gets ognized by high medical authorities bronchial irritations, and is excellent house next door was mad, this would be a .fine thing. neighbor' - A better understanding, doubtless, comes when you send fo.r as one of the greatest healing sgencies for building up the system after colds re trying to make the coffee you out ood when he her with reinforcements if unex- the put morning, because, leWwlrileTlsbor does for coughs from colds and bronchial or flu. Money refunded if not reway God meant it to be made a sign reading "Driven Prom Creomulsion contains, in lieved after taking according to direcreason. Let Mr. Wickersham read the record of the injuncti- pected but nice guests descend irritations, with bad boys sneaked up I've had such an experience! Because most of the "unneces Home," addition to creosote, other healing tions. Ask your drupgUt. (adv.)' on's-use in such affairs as the Pennsylvania coal strike, some words the and added crayons ' anu my little "human dynamo" labor s attitude sary things" you condehin these "In a Taxi." r. ; . and see if he can understand j reato tne commR makincro an murh AA. J U nu Will cava """" Donf fn-r- v, m,r oo M- - 11 Pete, ' the porter thinks his dog l?irlsInfor UIU Ul HO ,UJCOCIll, lull" IUUJ, uq .iui, 1U a dab of flnilr nivumioiu . . I ' .It'45(1 With A .v.. on a turbance ' l the might-b- e -i flushed cheek-a- nd oe part hoopsnker because existout mat it tsui have grave delects, steamine Die ting breakfasts for husbands en it pointed migm spends most of its time trying trt he'r hands is, at such times FOR THE COUCH FROM COLDS THAT HANG ON , . ing methods of using the injunction in labor trouble have tirely useless to catch its tail in its mouth. PROVO CLEANING & completely saflsfHctory Urbor is wondered be is bo We'll if at LISTEN: also. AND, It tickled Somehow or other, there seems to hardlylb grave defects, DYEING CO. pink to stop doing them anytime be an air of independence abou a - And she does not sufer--bseeking a rather drastic remedy. Phone 46 com- you say and jus be "lovely, inef- haircut parison, either with the exhaust- xiuieai raiuuuwg lor ever n ever, i pompadour NEXT! ed and wilted female who at the nme moment be casting her I HI en irom my may A Uvlnir room over. stuffed upon the beauty-starvgentlemen who think Patches- - an J fainting spells are swell but in case you still prCfor Now that a Peanner has. been ( Copyright, 1928) Now we .1 Howdy, folks! Anybody want installed in tne city court room, wears such know why Santa Claus long whiskers. It's be neckties? i 23 tomato-colore- d the following progranahas'been cause he gets so many ChrteUnas X: .. criminal divis necKtles: EVERY worked out, for the MERRY CHRISTMAS, ion. ONE, CRIES U'L GEE GEE Of course, the confirmed scofflaw Grand Entrance of prisoners; calls it' XXXmas. to the tune etc., sheriffs, policemen, Thls'chnrmlng of "I Hear Them Voices Calling. Our idea of a really modern photo of Ii'l Gee "The Prisoner's child is one who Opening chorus, Gee, th office vamp, dictated her letter Song." to Santa Claus oh her father's dic shows her In merry Hon. Geo. S. Ballif. ta RemarksrThe Gee mood. ; holiday phone. Selected Readings, by The Clerk Gee, the clever little Of the Court ' solved her A penny whistle- used to please mlruy. Explanations by prisoners: Chrthtma gift probThe smaller kids, you bet! of Clarifications by explanations lem by giving her Rut now they beg and coax and Sheriff!" or Chief of The Police, tease father st dosen blank Policemen, Deputy Sheriffs, as the checkbooks and two a For radio set! Vis,. program warrants. fountsis) pens. - Recitations by "Hear prisoners: know We one father who wanted . My Plea." and "Listen to My Tale a new grindstone for Christmas. Does Little Provocation, Jr., be- of Woe," He says he his nose against lieve in Santa Claus? Heck, no! Song, by the various officers, the old one sokept steadily, it was .comthat boy doesn't even believe in the "We've got 'cm on the list,, and pletely worn put. none of 'em will be missed." White House Spokesman! :. sentences A few short, snappy i Art Shannon. . This "is the season ef "peace on and dismissal by the Court earth and (food will to men." The Scanner solo, "Farewell to Thee'' good' will includes credit at the de- - or "Would that I had the Wings of an Eagle." partment stores. Subscription terms By, carder in the county, 45 cents the month; $5.00 the yeajr in advance; by mail in the county, $4.50; outside f ..; ',' county, $5.00. N. Gunnar Rasmuson, editor and manager; R. W. Goodell, managing I editor: N. C; Hicks, county editor; J. A. Owens, advertising manager. y: in Chicago Famous ;" VP ;,.;.. !.' o I'-.;- -- -- out-Jon- ' ! - beer-runner- A THREE DAYS' COUGH IS YOUR DANGER SIGNAL d . ' GRA.'f Injunction tX-t- al ! i anti-injuncti- The Shop blood,-attack- two-fol- d YE- soggy-i-whil- WE CLEAN ; 50-5- 0 -- 1 it . IS -- A 1 ' Z RUGS i -- A CREOMULSION y' 17 nn r fr r READ HERALD WANT ADS TTAMC " ej ANNOUNCING 1- -f v - Saving to Our Residential Lighting, Commercial Lighting and Domestic Consumers under OW RATES NEW six-tu- ( Effective JAMJAHY 1, 1929 . essmsk Gripat ripChecked of" flu" ifyou do two things Precautions L Takes no chances myoucaritakei ft immediately ""'T1HERE Is no use worrying every X time you draw a breath for fear "you will breathe in soincTnflucnza germs. Do the following two things and forget it: First, tcep your nose and throat well protected, and 'jectnA, keep your system in good condition. Thechances are vouwill . " v i3 a msi yicuiuuon. i im rrescriD- wng Mistol to all my patients, as it jjirotectj the nose and throat against xnc germs oi ,in,uuenza. it every morning, the first thing, before you when go out. Again you come home at night. .Don t be afraid tousc,it ifrecjy : it will do ho . harm.f A '. t "Just tilt your head tack and apply Mistol with j the special dropper Which comes with every package, until you feel it trickling down your throat. It will clear your head relieveany inflammation it will helpdry up a running nose. It has a soothing effect on the throat, tix. Gargle it for a sore throat or a little irritating cough.' Above 'all, it protects the nose and throat against . the germs of influenza, i) " Xhis is the first precaution ; now for the second: Physicians agree that, particularly in times of epidemic, weakening of the system due to purging br laxatives and cathartics is not advisable; therefore, many doctors are prescribing Nujol. It is not a laxative or cathartic but a pure, natural substance"; that helps your s f ' f v : . v Residential Lighting ness (Effective in all s Vs' The Company has established standard combination all its territory served by its interconnected system. Territory Served by the Company). Net Charges Commercial Lighting 1 1 way-natur- tl U liutt. x (Effective StocR Powders - Cows gi"-- more and richer milfc, liorscs do more work, and all stc;k i.i a ndiibn. Gctn r.vl kept in ot package tody. If nv)t satlslisd, your money will be refunded. tip-to- p. .. SvUlby City Feed Store applicable in Residential Lighting and Cooking Meter Rate Residential Lighting, Cooking and Refrigeration Meter Rate Residential Lighting, Cooking and Water Heating Meter Rate Residential Lighting, Cooking, Water Heating and . Refrigeration Meter Rate , fet Charges-- Meter Rate tl.25 t)er Trtonth fnr fnnp rnnma m laaa 20c per month for each additional room Z.6c per month KWH. irrall Territory Served by the Company) 50c 1.5c i $1.00 per month, (minimum bill) including' 11 KWH. S.(k per KWH next 250 KWH of monthly consumption. 7.5c per KWH next 250 KWH of monthly consumption. 7.0c per.KWH next 250 KWH of monthly consumption, 6.5c iper1.WHnext 250 KWH of monthly consumption." 6.0c per KWH next 250 KWH of monthly consumption. 4J c per K WE jetjiJl excess jnojithJy.consumption rates -- Wk Water Heating Service: per month additional. per KWH fof all consumption in excess of 2G0 i- KWH. Residential Lighting and Refrigeration Meter Rate h Residential Lighting and Stoker or Oil Burner Motor . Meter Rate i r ilr- - Net Charges, ". . per month for.four rooms or less, including 38 KWH. , per month for each additional room, including G KW1I per roosi. 4.5c per KWH f or all .excess. " v . 12.00 80c r We want you to knoand understand tliese new electric rates and to appreciate them 4s an Important factor in making electricity of greater service to yoi. Rr. LeCeat's frovo. Utah - Domestic Combinations Meter Rate Net Charges druggists." , $1.00 per month (minimum, bill) including 11 KWH. 8c per KWH for all excess monthly consumption. " e system function at all times the intended it to. Like cure jyarrr, it is harmless. In no case docs Nujol cause weakening of the system. 'Take it night and morning; it will keep you in Tirst class condition. You will have a far better chance to resist "flu" or any other diseases that are going the rounds. "The combination treatment of Nuof and Mistoris a double safeguard against colds and influenza. Start this wise twofold precaution now. Don't delay. Put worry out of your mind. The chances are gob.thax you' will escape influenza and colds. Nujol and Mistol arc on sale at all . appliances. The reduced rate shown for water heating service makes this class available to all electric range users at prices that make this service economically practical. So that our consumers may be fully informed as to these new low rates, they are shown in detail below. ', . ; tions. th zx ntfJjujcNJtjis Una Ya&j I be noted that the new low rates applicable to various combinations of domestic service carry a much lower" minimum bill than the present schedules; also that the KWH rate shows a material reduction over present rates. These rates will be applicable to various combinations of domestic service, including residential lighting, cooking, refrigeration, water heating and miscellaneous - - ways Atones r . i w your little coldgetsBIG Vicks acts two wavs at ones to Check the cold and prevent complications: ' 1) It is vaporized by the heat of the body and inhaled "for hours direct to the inflamed ' (2) It acts through the skin ?ike an poultice, "drawing out'2 and pain, the-tight- -- .j dial It will . RUB your chest with Vicks before -- - won-derfull-y, six In line with the Company's established policy of making voluntaryrate reductions whenever posible, it has filed with the Public Utilities Commission of Utah & Idaho reduced rates affecting residential lighting, commerciaUighting and domestic, combination rates. They become effective January 1, 1929: These new rates mean a saving to our domestic, commercial light-in- g and residence lighting consumers of .a quarter cf a million 'i dollars annuallv.' Examination of these rates will show substantial reductions over the rates now in effect for residential and commercial fighting, all consumers served by this Company's interconnected hydroelectric ;, system'.as of November 1, 1928, benefitting by these rate reduc .. ems ' Efficient Public Service" . |