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Show FROVO EVENING HERALD, THURSDAY,- - DECEMBER r PAGE TWO, '4 jOUT OUR THE HERALD by Williams If THE OBSERVER VAX ' ' - Published by the Herald Corporation, E. C. Kodgera. president, at a iecond-claa- g CO South First West St., Provo, Utah daily.ratered matter at the postofflce In Provo, Utah.. Jleraker of the'United Press Association, NEA Service, Paine Editorial Setpice, and the Scripps-Canfiel- d . ' " . . ';: , Newspapers. SECTION TWO t,1928; : By Jim Marshall u i i GUmari, Nlcoll A Ruthman, National Advertising Representatives San Francisco office, 607 Montgomery 8t. Chicago office, 410 N, Michigan Ave.; New- Tork "office, 19 W. 4th St; Boston office, Bldg. P) I 11 nt : U1' " - . - ' Gerr-U v v , -. L- - . ' -- ; - J z; ' A f .. . . : These wqrkingmen have learned to be gentlemen, my dear" agreed the one. in the, Hudson seal and the lapis, lazuli earrings had Muit, the little man--wglanced at them when they got onsaid nothing- to the and kept on saying it rush hour-- -i and we were hanging dutifully to our pet strap' ' ft while all around swayed tired men and women ' most of the seats were filled with wives who had been downtown shopping and were, carrying home market bags and baskets it seemed that everyone had a bag except Angela and her friend raised thelr voices, over the rattlety-ban- g , of , the car. to record a few more remarks about the inoffensive little fellow sitting under their noses . ' P.-T.'- A. seems that Angela aad her pal had been to a movie and after that thev decided to ero to-tea room and nibble around a bit ' hunbajid will be jf urious" said Angela with a smirk , but her pal said it did men good to get furious once in a while and it was too. bad that they would keep their seats in a streetcarwhile Angela had to stand up and her pal said her feet were giving her heck too ! sir i. a f J Amundsen's Medals Roald Amundsen's vast collection of medals has been sold to defray the debts of his estate. He died in debt; and his "'medals now go to the King Frederick university at Oslo, Norway, r .rr ;. s , It is a rather melancholy thing to think about. Amundsen ' was one of the giants of his time; yet, when he died, he left .tangible! to settle his estate except a collection of jnedals and decorations. However, we need not waste much sympathy. Amundsen's name is secure enough. Medals, after all, are only things that serve to call attention to unusual exploits; and Amund--,- i sen's record will be) remembered long after-thmedals have i V- been entirely forgotten. - f i,,tf nothing - , PROVO-CATION- S CMflitiy1ntTOctteirby:ineans"of Jy . TODAY n Personally if these gay gals had said things about, us that they said about the.' little 'workman-sitti- ng silently with his lunch pail on his knees ..' we would have shriveled up and blown away under the door and Angela could have had our seat and taken a load of? her f get and we felt pretty good when a lady next to us made a remark that If they'd gone home before the rush as they should have done they wouldn't have had to stand ' n) smokes when the cork Is being pulled from the bottle the average drinker should know better, than to fool 'with it. If liquor . IN HISTORY - Job is supposed to have had endless patience, but he never had to: (a) Listen to an after-dinner - speech. Three thousand years ajro today, b). Wait for a street car. Hero(c) Remove the pins from Tapioca J. other hibrow stuff. a shirt . prominent jhat has just comeiack from the .fHi'en of Athens, laundry. ; f " Well it came to our cornor r placed a hUuk of (d) Walk the floor With a Iwo- - and we got off and bo did'the litwith his 'lunch bucktle workman . niaga-- months-ol- d baby. , ' xim-on his wait- et and we said 'Those 'women Art Shannon, table, and the first opineU Talking Movie Instruction , ; v;,.-,,1:, HEALTH NOTE (From Florida Times-Unio- Educashun Weak is over, and now we don't have to pay no atten-shuto read in and spel'ng and e ; HEROES ARE MADE -- MOT BORM'.f s . ! ' W ' ' tt r. m the" f for World Peace er ' . . dis-rput- es j neigh-borhoo- ho t It was around Today's Ifinition; Payday is the talking pictures is. being day when a wife "figures out a in Washington. Three thousand things she hag' just has (tovuH, . ; , " j, ; :'':'. V,' " ' '' The town neighborhood is hear the wharves, and large Asiatic rats frequently make life a burden;4' big tuff fellows with scaly tails, scrofulous complexions" and "vile personal habits. Some of the hard gents' were nearly as big as Catherine, but I fretted not on" her account; When a feat will bring In a full HILL BIIXY grown weasel, that cat requires no mother's love to get bv. I went back in a .week and the war was iyi over; there was not a rat In the block. By instructions, the family did not feed Catherine after 3, in the afternoon, and the basement door was left open 'so she could go and come thru the night; 'she slept by dayj or licked the kittens; she rambled by night, and she was ready, to return to the hills . at the Week's end. .. n Down here, after I have been away for" several days, I met Cathe--e'rln- e of a mile down the trail I have 150 acres' of land,-- but after two years hunting she seeks new worlds and even tb the moles beneath the earth she shrews, and the mink and weasel along the stream, the good lad, goes about her business efficiently;:;"! So far. as I know this cat leaves birds alone; at least she never brings any in, and usually she likes to park her trophies under' the - -- ' three-quarte- - rs ' shack cot. ' ' ' - ' ; ' . : " ; . ho didn't 'say anything ' heck didn't certainly gave AND, LISTEN : Another man they?" who got 6ff the i car laughed but he didn't say anything and so we said "You must be a just, then and said ''Quite a good calm sort of person to stand all Joke on Angela and her pal huh? "This bird's stone deaf!"that abuse without blushing" - BEWARE THE COUGH FROM COLDS THAT HANG ON elements which soothe and heal the membranes and stop the irritation, while the creosote goes on to the stomacbts absorbed into the Llood,STtackf the scat of the trouble and cnecki the growth of the germs. Creomulsion is guaranteed satisfactory in the treatment o( coughs from cehhv bronchitis and. minor fosms of bronchial irritations, and is excellent for building up, the system after colds or flu. Money refunded if not "relieved after taking according to Coughs from colds may lead to serious trouble. You can stop them bow with Creomulsion, an emuluGed creosote that is pleasant to take. Creomulsion is a medical discovery With two-foaction; it soothes ana heals the inflamed membranes and inhibits germ growth. Of all known drugs creosote is recognized "by high medical authorities ss one of the greatest healing agencies for coughs from colds and bronchial irritations. Creomulsion contains, in " addition to ""creosote, other" healing inflamed ld ' . dmpgistradv.) OlVsULSBON s ing-roo- m "' travel I gppnsored by government officials to buy AT ONCE! filmsjiave already beten made and successfully shown to will- andTTstenersr More are soon to follow. tn$ watchers If the British and Dutch '.n infantry battalion in operation under ests disagree, the price of ; One picture shows dtmtal of ice. Ton j to rise. lire, use oi maenms guns, me maKing oi a barrage ana rubber is boundUn10 minutes later Mr. to buv a Pcncil Now ' the ""'other activities i. of reafl warfare are portrayed on athe ...screen urnnor' C T O PO.'-.H tnlrt a ' ii . . . woiie an expert uioiructur explains everymmg snown "Open your patlnnt, T" f f the movietone. .The obvious advantages of this method of not .going to niiiuth voider, this BOOK DEPARTMENT hurt you a lilt," the first time In instruction have won many supporters for the plan. ' Firm of New York publishers is hbttory thin lie was ever tuUi by a J The . navy promises to enter the new field of talking movie now A scenting its books. An appro deittiHt. in the near future and there are many who point instruction ao m v of these, mod- sccat for , priate I I .'1.1. i l GUI'i inai cei mm cuutse itrviuieo iiiigni, oe wursea OUl ana ern novels would "be the Cull the patrol wagon, Maggie, ripe fragthe-- party's getting rough! ;, ' gives in this manner without need of a personal instructor. ' ranee of a very old cheese! -- Jlrwdcars'TbacirTeft" for a fortnight to attend to a couple of basements, d which she'did, and took on all the dogs in the besides. But conditions became terrible in town recently, .and Catherine and her, two kittens took a little' trip, and" how i'aat dame coes hate to -- Fj:r': associations' in the west are passing in 13a." ( moat cases unanimously resolutions stating that "public i.vopinion favors reason, not jforce, as a means of settling among nations." & ,' The resolutions ask the administration to keep up, its; drive J t ifnv nn aarh an A on nf lowtnir" ef urai The voice of the is the voice of American mother hoodand it should be listened to with respect. It is the 1 mothers who suffer mostly from the ravages of war.- - It is -they who provide the cannon-foddeAnd it is they who should say, first and last, if war ja '1 ' worth its cost. They are saying it isn't. If the women of the world will maintain that position through thick and thin we shall, have a guarantee of world peace that will be worth J something.- Parent-teach- . " : ' . A New Guarantee T- poriy6aTiiatKea:iTeeclctece never ! - -- ee , - Two of the women gave the little man two of the world's worst looks- - and started, talking about him in loud voices r "There's no gallantry any more, Angela!" said the one with the vsMtv.EL RADV county, 45 Jn y cakes- AOP , SAUSAGE cents' the month; carrier the Subscription terms-Boutside 5.00 the year to advance; . by mail In the county, $4.50; r . county, W OO. t ; N. Ounnar Rasmuson, editor and manager; R. W. Ooodell, managing editor; N..C Hicks, county editor; J. A. Owens, advertising manager. '"-- . ji jOu'RATAHer ' OUf? GRAPE . A V. V " Editorial reporter, Telephones Business room; 494. .If you do not receive ytfur paper before 6 p. m., telephone residence. to 495 and a copy will be delivered your 107; office, 495; Society il 11 I'llP i ' ; Tre-mo- -- - ' (Hill Billy's views, in his daily stories, are hi own. They , do not, of this newspaper. EDITOR.) necessarily, By IIILX. BIIXY ,v. Catherine is entirely worth while, regardles of any copy she may i, produce, or of any affection she may inspire within me, Caihn-'a hiU cat and a great huntress in. her own right, .and. over, vermin and all rodents she holds in fee simple the right oi eminent aomaiu. of cats that will go to sleep There are ' alongside a rat,plenty and there are cats In abundance who regard mice as something more that is none of their' business, but not Catherine.. ' colncide-with-tho- - Y . A Huntress 'i i FOR THE COUGH FROM COLDS THAT HANG ON , - 1 . , I h-,- overt";;' m . T- 1m '.',- - A. -- ; L "; t Economize the SCIENCE . 8MKIXINQ DISEASE .Save With "Safety DiagnoUclans overlook one of the tnoat useful "methods of d"terin!n: diseases, according to . Dr. Curran Pope, a. Kentucky physician, who declare that many Illnesses have ! peculiar odor which can be easily detected by we ct th Hoctot'i nose. Typnoid, measles, dipuuu&, smallpox, and many othrt- diseases have a smell all otHheir own which is a dead giveaway If the diagnostician has his nostrils properly attuned. In the old days, says Dr. Pope, physicians relied on this In method of naming diseases. modern times, the" system seems to be infrequently employed. It Is an efficient, workable method. Dr. Pope asserts, and one that should be put to greater seYvlce. Dr. Pope also points out that many other things In life can be easily catalogued by the accurate f smeller. Every man has his own odor which a bloodhound d kUntifv with : little trouble. PeYhape a bit more scientific use of our noses might bring back a lost .sense .of smeli which could be put to avallableervlcel The ' Schramm Johnson standand Quality never change. You never . Pt't : inferior merchandise at Ess-Jay'- s. i . " - merry-go-roun- i . 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