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Show i PROVO EVENING HERALD, MONDAY, PAGE TWO l, OUT OUR WAY BjtWilliams i Published by the Herald Corporation, C Rodger, president, at matter 1st rrflyo. UIaJj. Uy, Entered m second-clas- s at the BMtofflM la Provo. Utah. Member of the United Press sso-elation, KEV Servtoe, Pale Editorial Bervloe, and the Judn O. ' ;..'t Sorlppi Newspapera, J j EL m- Mj Society reporter, iot; Editorial TponH-Bualroom, 1208, U you do not receive your paper before p. m. teiephoae 90 and a copy will be delivered to your residence. termePy carrier (a the county, 46 Subscripts Jo0 the year in advance; by mail to the county, 15.00. ; ' . tM auUld .V-- I VvAAT By Jim Marshall r Years ago some of the boys at 'a a church we used to go tor-ha- d literary .and debating society and went into and in and a lot of .other schemes for remaking the world and the socialist boys we re-member got up a ball team and used to play around and it was a pretty good team too altho there was some tendency to divide up all the work equally along the' best Marxian principles' A .fop' . .. . , 1 Pocvors coeroM , A. . - ' fj, Cunnar Rasmuson, editor and manager; R. W. Good ell, managing editor; N. C. picks, county editor; J. A. Owens, advertising manager. A 'border ROOM LET ME. SEE rv. i u ..tw it ss' or - imiiii.i m mi.' r a ii ' i ii ii-- i t Beggar's Philosophy . for money. found $170; indignant, he called him a "Bowery bum." When the beggar jvas' arraigned jn court Jjejprotegted ' , - the epithet , r "I'm not a bum," he said heatedly. "I've got $20,000 in the bank, and that's more money than- this policeman ever saw in his life. Helnsulted me and I demand an apology'.' .The court; it appears, lifted its eyebrows at this and senT tenced the beggar to six months in jail. Furthermore, he , did not get his apology. . In this age, when the possession of money serves to gloss over, in the public mind, whatever defects a man 'a character " on this man. have, we probably ought1 notl:to be tooi. hard may A. a a i: i4-ui e jenguin uurun r.Ut tne JIUie to which some men are willing to go to make money. SeTf-- " ; respect can hardly live In a man Who gets every cent he has bv whininsr for it on the street corners, accepting rebuffs average- am) inanlta hy thp dnzfinAndjelf-espector-4hewhich unendurable. is without lite prsioivis-lhe-on- e thing Yet this ragged beggar's scale of values was so topsy-turv-apparently, thatlie not only was able to dispense with his he was able to invent a new one, whereby th worlds 'Bowery bum" from a policeman became a bitter insult. His viewpoint, unfortunately, isn't exactly unique. Beggar, worthless panhandler, unashamed cadger though he was, he was fortified always by the thought that he had $20,000 in the bank. No man with that much money could be of bank books was an unfailing salve wrong. When called a bum he could remonto wounded strate. "But I can't be a bumI have $20,000." Haven't you heard that sort of philosophy before ? Oh, ' surely. Has a certain rich oil magnate who concealed wrong- doing by public servants and lied to arsenate committee been dropped by any of his clubs or lost caste with his associates? Not he. HMsjyeryricJ We're pretty familiar with that viewpoint. The idea that practically any course of action can be justified if.it brings in the cash is widely held. It's easy enough for us to see the absurdity of it when the central figure is a panhandler. We're rmore apt to miss the point, though, if it'a a Money does talk Sometimes we let ' it tlrown out every': thing else.. - . - . 211 , y, self-respe- i.,b'i-- ; hotUers t get vsMW :the eMu&GrutR. Mav.aMT.orr. GRaV m cnvici; nn O'tta.-'a- Fiddle is Found ' - .... l Gilda Will Get EHvorce . i :' , y l ' , , . , ! I 1? ,1 f so-cal- led A d. man-mad- ; More than a year ago the almost priceless 1734 Guadagini violin 'was Stolen from Ef rem Zimballet, famed musician, finally recovered in Chicago, it is shown here once more in its owner's hands. At his summer home at New Hartford, Conn., Zimbalist is shown cutting the customs seal that haff been placed on the rare instrument. ' : txT" j, b r tl . 1778 V 7 k. Ql'Mm , 1875 1912 I Ernest Udet, famous German stunt I flyer, la to lead an expedition in aeaich vt Itoald Amundsen in the arctic. Udet is pictured here beside the cockpit of his Flamingo plane. , V fa' , ' , , - . f . The .committee in charge of the state encampment plans of the,Utah Indian War veterans, plan to make the days of the encampment at Spanish Fork, August 14, 15, 16 and lme for for17, a real homecoming mer residents. 1 " Invitations to all former residents Whosenamei cau""be" secure are . I Banka, who being sent out by Is chairman of that committee It is hoped that the. encampment will READ THE STQEY, THEN COLQ5 THE PIvTUBE3 be made a UtilC Pf reunion for those who have moved from Fork " ' Tbe Tlniee oaoe tnore were alohe. wood nearby is trunks of trees and o Join their friends Spanish and relatives and Soouty, in excited toiiff ; said, such." "Well what's the differ here. ixokf T Th crock dvSHs dlsappenr- - ence ?nCarpyrled. "There's noth' ed. I wonder where he wenC-H' ing gained vcre nailed nothing's tried. We'll proper 4S told Uie w' should tulld a piah bt make the' man, although he likely on' good and tight. . "Ha, ha." wood. I wonder if we can. J- - wish won't amount to much." laughed Canov, "he's a siphU Wh" he'd stayed because he was a And so the Tlnlea all turned loose. we hnv" r'lt c. tfie1TTimeT66irTn-Ti8.. rtrtendly leoklnge give our man some eyes." "Oh, why wish that? It does oo They sawed up two nice tree stumps "A" good - idea." Scoutjr said good," said Coppy. "He was sure for the body and the head. These " Twould surely be a funny head we could make use of all our little parts were nniled together quick. If we forgot to give our man his tools In Just the way he said To 'That's fine ," Tilled, Seouty, "they'll and mouth and nosclAnd. eye, build a man will be real fun, afed sure st!fk. .Art' I now we'll makfUhc so -- Tinitis worked away-nnn- n I maybe he will talk, when- - done. arms n4fg. t'omroii let's go theirtheman the live long dayrTm - Kow,, first of all, let's find a piece ahead." . glad," said one, "that we don't have of wood to make his head." Soir if FiiiiUlcr uvre shortly to make him any clothes." ' For , Just a moment Clowny frown-je- found The TiTic9 umilithM them man "Aw, gee, tha will be all nice aii-- i rounl, end then they trim- Th wooden man Is finished In , - round," said he, ,cau all tnemea tnem tuj they au were just th the next story.) .... - V , MaT.fr. V JJ. L' f - tha.rms-eftrwe-8hou- ld . . " ; d. M dlstln-guis- of nrlPittsburgh 4 the instep. .: : :f . N clorinated ' ' A 4 . II V t,' . yLJi 'A . v i a Is one that assures the payment of the Principal as well the Interest. v . .... y 8 O'clock. Our convenient monthly payment plan has made thousands of home owners. per month on each $1000.00 borrowed pays off a loan in 126 months. $11.66 H. A. DIXON, Temporary city chairman. . " : . C. H. HARMON. Shorter term loans if desired: Adv No Commissionerg No Bonuses No Delays, - rW Milking Machines, - Deering Machinery, fence wire, posts and all other accessories. farming Phone GLEN HOLLET ll-JHolley Merc, business phone 189 BprlngvlllB Mapleton 1-.l.- ., -t ! II X ill fir MKn. . According to thla picture, the new slogan of ihe Sixteenth BrltiBh Lancers might bey "Join the cavalry and experience an the thrills of delirium tremens." For here is a man lying in bed, three men forming an arch above him and a horse ahd rider jumping right over bis uneasy couch. Or maybe it's. Just, another way of wooing sleep like counting fence,- sheep jumping over a thrills! HOMELOAK Temporary city secretary. J zrv -- 'i .::.r.- - Fifth Precinct. Parker School. Provo- city is apportioned 23 delegates for each convention as follows: First precinct. 4' delegates; second precinct, 4 delegates; third precinct 3 delegates; fourth precinct, 6 delegates; fifth precinct, 6 delegates. E. H. STREET, Chairman county central committee I - J fvvaxwr v'v v'l ' chute A GOOD t, School. i 5 at Ride the safety , . fniyarsel . Z r, pre-e- Mr Raw. showing. Now every girl an guevwd that the first was a in America is getting vaccJnab-- on broken gaa main, the second an old Maeser school. Second Precinct, Central Junior High School. . .Third Precinct, Franklin School. Fourth , Precinct, . Timpanogos First-Precinc- 1 ij j 1 :. pnu who failed dismally . to when bluuk folded, between different brands without the CALL FOR REPUBLICAN ; FKLMARIK8 , ' Encampment To Be Homecoming Affair ; rroyo , scar - Republican primaries for Provo city precincts for the purpose of naming delegates to the state Republican convention to be held in Ogden, Utah, August 16,1928; to the second, congressional district convention to be held at Salt Lake City, August 11, at 2:30 p. m., and to the Fourth Judicial district convention to- be held ln the county court house Provo, Utah, August 17, 1928. 2 at o'clock p. m.. will be held at the following places Friday, August V.l - - FAILS aiisrr: This is Sevan J. Bevo, prominent ..." commission. Gilda Gray, .stage and film star, says she'll abandon her dual role as wife and protege of Gil Boag, upper left The dancer is pictured below, at the right, in the days when her. shimmy was a shocker. I , - modern,' ' flap par can be vaccia-ate- d -- i in Washington arrived at White N. T. currency worth two cents on the dollar. Andrew Johnson, 17th presi. , dent, died. Excessive speed blamed for "D you meaa to say my check Titanic disaster by the Brit- came back NUVT lWby, there ish Board of Trade's Inquiry "Plains, 3, 1928, .' ilt BLINDFOLDED SMOKER Pool Uneasy Lies the Bed That's Hurdled ' ; Here lies the body Of Alonso True; ' ..., ' Tried to change places In a tippy canoe! ed In Boston. ' uaL coct uuw - ptcToncs if Km cm , ' This Date in Our American History : u.f t. FtaDoers -affnTlrnniw j I'cupip who wear transparent clothes; look meae ginKS who wear ' white flannels.'- - . He'll Lead Search rronvir ' ' tht-- ' . high-minde- ' ' , sboe burning,, and the third, hunk of Limburger cheese. hot dog stands have , Owners Photo by Henry Ellison. ' formed a national association. We if. hope the association puts a stop to ti'l Gee Gee says she has a swell th practice of letting the succulent job. She says she can get down te frankfurter swim in a,tub of cold work any time she likes, just so It Isn't later than 7 a. m. AND, LISTW: A lot of people water before serving. ' would get along faster in the world If Instead of worrying all the The president of Franra Now that he has lost bis Job, LIT r time about what they GET they'd "kpau, according to a "news Item. No Gee Gee thinks President Cooiidgt pay more attention to what they American president would ever dare ought to be' out looking, for a netr to wear spats, as he would be afraid one. Instead of GIVE. loafing and fishlnr the people would think his under- in Wisconsin, r wear was slipping down. ";. Art Shannon. The art of lying la dying out, says a lecturer. Evidently none of the gentleman's friends are golfers, ew - iVLY 30 fishermen, or radio fans! 1718 William Penn, founder of DAILY Pennsylvania, died. - Geneva 1733 First Masonoc lodge establish- The Bar Sinister I) o ten f. ' The hole In socialism .is .that while it wants equal rewards for everyone it makes no provision for getting equal efforts from everyone If everyone was capable of producing the same amount of prosperity in the world it would be all right to level up the rewards and give the head of General Motors the same pas as the man who tightens Bolt No. 456 on the Chevrolet '..'" "All birtha are legitimate," decliitrs '' ' e. California Dein refusing stateuent of Health's of Public policy partment bow a California statistics longer to designate in its vital idnfont comes into the world. ' "And' aU children are legiti-- ( ' ." . v ' mately born." is there any illegitimacy involved, it pertains to the ; "If parents and not the children. There may be illegitimate par-- v ents, but it is to be deplored that many sections of our civilized society will still insist upon stigmatizing the children. This is a relic of the dark ages and should be : abrogated without further delay from our minds and actions." Thus California wipes from its records the age-ol- d bar sinister and turns over a new page of history. Its action is d The miracle of birth must and straight-minde: e not be stigmatized by A child's a child morality. ' for a' that. And it is to our shame that it was ever otherwise. -- " , 1 V ' ditch-digge- . ','- . T must be soma mbita k plenty of money In that bank. I1! go right down and" see about It, and believe hie, 1H bawl em out prop. '. er!" j " . 4 -- .. ." multi-millionair- V . n self-esteem- .Jw'a . ct; ' ' hard-haarte- r ' M - ' V Tiard-bolle- : - . mu. I "Af' d The popular notion seems to be that bankerlr are cynic. , who take a perverse delight in turning down a,""arrassed seeker for who and take reverence, a with xnlixt't loan; men who regard money If delight in the mere piling up of cash. on the is bankers that, average, they My personal experience with are friendly fellows, who are more apt to stretch a point in extending no know of I other professlo credit than they are to be where the biggest men jn it are always ireely at thi service of the public. Vu would not get very far log a doctor's free advice about your sinus infection; snort in derision should you ' and a lawyer-woulquest him to give you a free opinion on a damag. " k suit, but your banker will take half an boir na oughly go into any list of securities, and expertly j. vise so that you can save your little bank roll, s I V ' : Even" your minister might hesitate about giving you a certificate of characters and, even. if he did, h opinion Would not go far toward establishing a nn'e 0, credit: but if you bave played fair with your bank.. no matter ow smaltyour ionthlybalance may aver! u ma wura win earn age, ne will siana bciuuu jru, wefght I know that because I have frequently asked bankers to do this, and they have always given me all the credit I asked. HILL BILLY Another thing abankerwill loan ynu money at a dccentrrateTar dolt on your unsecured note, if you are an honest fellow, with a reeo of trying to meet your debts; If every young fellow banked bis pay check , fewer loan sharks would infest the landscape. BUT never lie to your banker; you may be smart enough to lie"to your wife and get away with It tho I doubt that but- you can't fool .. . your banker, and the smart thing Is not to try. . a hard fought contest which was only saved in the last inning when one of the young so cialists whanged out a homer and won tbe game ' . and after the cheering had died' down the rest of theteam gather ed around the lad who's put ever the ' home-ru- n and congratulated him and later at a meeting of the literary and debating society he got a silver watch as reward 4 ,. ; We got thrown out of the society at that meeting because we shambled to our feet and In a squeaky " and uncertain voice PROVO-CATION- S said jt didn't seem fair to us . , in a team where everybody was supposed to do an equal amount of work and get an equal reward that one man should be singled i .CCopyrighi, 1928). -- Hawdy, felkst . out to get a silver watch and the Todayr pta"""' form: Softer hardtack for tootb- r. others get nothing " "' " lee aaors1 we said ihat iftaTiTgnrbrthe , He crude Commercial thing, to do but "";. ';";-- . Goe Ge Is surprised to see the that real socialists wouldn't stand foFtCfor a moment . sailors stiO ' wearing balloon trous. ers. She says they went out of This cause cTquite an argument-so- me style three years, ago," of the boys holding out for the equal reward theory and sayTHIS WORLD OF SCIENCE ' ' V This is Miss v. ing that ' -in MabJ the perfect state w are Begonia, local girl .who about to Introduce to the world ' r the has dune much and the banker would ge the same pay to make Ufa eas-fbut others of the lads including tor "the world's bathing the boy who. got the,., silver beauties. Miss watch threw socialism, overboard ' Begopbt is the right there . and became crude believers In girl who dlwov-rre- 4 tha" only capitalism and the ' place where a theory other day arrested decrepit, on a stoop asking passers-b- y sat beggar jha Searching the man pockets, the policeman A New York policematt.iha ;: One day this team got into the final game of a series and lit' was x aVw mm Kiliv's views In his daily stories, are his own. They Necessarily, coincide with those of this newspaper. EDITORJ By ttUUL ':r,.i"' cao&h-t.- v ImWML ft1 oounty, f. t. ObrvOF XRDRcrtoqLi the month j oenta 'iXi cars . SoorOMj fitfto. Mt v. ..... x Good Fellows THE OBSERVER .X'XUPAn-Wc.- X . MICE. AND W.t, J50SO, 1928., JULY-3- We employ no Deseret Building Societ- y- FURNITURE FOR SALE r ? At Sacrifice grada Piano 1 splen did condition. Bargains In all kinds of household furni ture at Phone 221-- NORTH . y - '.; 't- i ti - An Old Heliable Strictly Mutual People's Company Salt Lake City K high, 444 EAST SECOND agents. I.m :',TV .Assets: $2,125,000.00 . We Sloclc inorte $4,500,000.00. loanin Provo, Spanish Fork, AnT Fork, Sprlngville I |