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Show EVENING HERALD, WEDNESDAY,. JULY 11, 1928. L,'L. PROVO PAGE TWO OUT OUR. .WAX i.r FOURTH JULY THE-HERAL- hr the Herald Corporation, E. C. ist w: at . Provo. Utah, dally. Entered Published nn Ra at the postofflce In Pro vo, Utah. : Rodgera, u eoond-claa- president at matter ' ," . ' V'---1 ? r. :. lelephonea AN this Subscription termsBy carrier In th county, 45 cents the month; ouUlde oounty, $5.00 the year In advanoe; by matt; In the county, ' .; ;' ' newspapey-EDITO- R.) , vnear .voo.r "TrAER consisted of a bunch pf and a long .promised fishing trip tnat wta eponco Dy the arrival of some long lost cous N. Gunnar Rasmuson, editor and manager; R. W. Goodell, managing ins.;. The day was blighted by the cdltorrN. C. Hiclte, ounty editpr; J. A. Owens, advertising manager. mackerel I did not catc-h- Even the proved a poor consolation. As for patriotism," no one ? So seemed very much Interested in It. i . Your.. After that came - Innumerable Never before lias the massive and magnificent city and Fourths, with more or less varied picturesque celebrations. Some county building been shown off to such good advantage as and times there would be a picnic, fluring the recent Fourth of July celebration Sixteen large sometimes a series of races, focused were candle flood lights, emanating 75,000 power, powoccasionally an on the beautiful building from' concealed points of vantage. wow, with an oration which made ....-- - , , -- O. TAUUWE AT i ... ffittk v 'I- , LIKE 8ACr&! TU A-- A IM T r ' ToviE, o'VOiCE Shine - main'bodycrf "'e white light and the entrance bathed in a stream of illuminated was by red and r -blue'floodlights behind the large colonnades. by the .Theispecial Jightingv-effec- t v Jjtah Power and Light company af the suggestioaof Captain of the local off ice of the companyi-- ' 'Tl. W. Nimi, managervarious Tourists from parts of the nation passing dayFthespecial light-in- g through effects-wr- e in vogue riot only imarvelled atthe striking theuilding-Tva- s J - V-- r wer&-8tftblis- -r -- hed . PiernteiSngtfce But what we men really need i colored vest that will harmonize! with the egg that Is dropped upon It. commented fjeeryatjiuclr a "jbeauty ofjthe b'uildihgjbut magnificentnbuilding coiidb"e erected" a city the size oJ Provo. The illumination of the building did more thanny- "thing else to impress, the tourists with the beauty and rich- x- titan eoumy. ' Even the citizens of.the county were astonished as. well : as Impressed witfr.ttof bt$uty-o- f their building. It waa the first time the building had appeared to them in such aplen-do- r and aturallythey were proud of beingpart)wnera! in . the magnificent stwwtere ,. We believe .that nothing could better help advertise this section thaa continuation oi this special illumination. ing the day time, tourist passing through Utah county are impressed. with the beauty seen.ati around them in the fields and orchards and mountains. At .night, when the natural beauty of the county i3 hidden in darkness, the illuminated building wili impress itself Upon the tourists, who. otherwise would pass' through this section unimpressed of its value v-;- : " lind importance. :r ,. y Thcost would be c&mparatively small, since the special fighting would only be necessary during three or four months esai : ; '. ' "Im . v-.- ..' of-th- year. e . .. ' . , We commend the thought to the city "and county com " ' . . missions. ; .',. 'S.jl. Remember this, when you go swimming? cramps can ; strike anyone, even the most accomplished swimmer. A strong undertow can carry the, best swimmer in the world ' out to his death. Treacherous eddies in unfamiliar streams nullify all your aquatic. ability - Swimming is great sport But it is not a sport in which you can. torget the simple rules of caution and common sense. - for the younger set the night of all,, nights when we wer permitted to bedevil the comrecall a dozen munity. Observations to cast off th,ree to be soon. v married, daughters in luck. Going dicta-i'tors- . Hays will not take part in the campaign, he says sensitive 'about his oil record;' and then, there's ' ' r Hollywood to be kept moral. S ';Will Z Probably, . Straw votes andkpolilical astrologers are ripe. " I , aw 'lCf " . Chairman t are not j ' . Work declaires that prohibition and religion proper subjects for political debate. Seems to want to pare the issues down to farm relief and the spoils. - -- - ""' ... : ... .. . West Center ... AND Wein-erwur- - . "'Art Atnerican REPORT ( lNo stotk to buy No insurance ty carry No appraisal fee No delays.. - - THE OBSERVER - - i By Jim Marshall : j fee-- ....... a mists-vha- s The one about the two Scotsmen d wish we pallmi-W9-anto begins over-th- e all the humorists would get on to and you'll hear the Scottish burr the "one about the two Irishmen or under sun jind In the the two traveling men cold north out on the' prairies' or'even the Englishman we have been reading alleged and amid the hum of the cities and taken all- around there Scots jokes for three solid months now the same old quips we read isn't a better citizen of the world than this same- Scotsman who Is In- Harper's Weekly in the fall of jeered at by cheap humorists as a '82 or thercabouta ' and wa are about as enthusias- grasping idiot AND, LISTEN"; A little humor tic over them as Tom Heflin Is is all right in rits way but when over A. Emanuel Smlth: . y it's cruel it. ceases to befunny ' . gets to be downright dreadful,'' v Jokes seem to go In cycles ' there'll come a year when you won't read anything but mother-in-lajokes and then there'll be a run on Irish humor and after that r:" the puns will come into style ' and be followed by automobile ! the-des- ert w are the we v .,. , ) " Authorized ,' As a . .Lei us build your house for you. Real buys' in, homes,; income property, "choice lots ' and farms. . : - - INVESTMENTS and INSURANCE ; ; - :: E- X- Married nesaay, .in iw, Fols Pance ii.n.,. .. mm i-ir- ' ' rr ' ' '' 4 wuw'n ' ve 3,900.00 -- .. - '' '" , ' - 29,109.26 143,349.50 10,950.00 . ...... . $1,510,870.21 .... .- -- r ... - ; - $300,000.00 20,777.06 67,500.00 1,656.46 .,,.,.$445,716.61 3,093.97 4,630.50 -, ....... - 453,441.08 ..... . . . . 4,502.03 203,124.33 " . 34,297.29 389,199.44 "459,388.83 667,015.19 -w- . 480.42 s Correct Attest T. N". TAYLOR, ' : - . - ' . - - KARL BANDLEY, . - ' Notary-Public- 1931'. . STATE OF UTAH, . ' Office of Bank; Commissioner.' '. Seth Pixton, Bank Commissioner of the State of Utah, do hereby certify that the foregoing is a full, true and correct copy of the statement of the above named company, filed in my office this 9th day of July, 1928. ' SETH PIXTON, ' ank Commissioner . " - am i 'V '"itt1" n fi,r - i . J'W ,l uM-.?wrfWfiw- , p. m. p. . .. w FRED 1 TAYLOR, Directors. Subscribed and sworn to before me thi3 7th -- 1928."""r ' sr -- day-o-f f 4i July; - " LEPN NEWREN N6tary Public. iSEAL) My Commission expires 8th day of Feb. 1930. . ( 3 STATE OF UTAII, 'v . Off ic of Bank Commissioner I, Seth Pikton, Bank Commissioner of the State of Utah, do hereby certify thathe foregoing is a full, true and correct copy of the statement of the above named company, filed in my office this 9th day of July, 1928. " !" ; . , - S ' SCTTT : ' PTYTW Bank Commissiaper. MID: - SUMMER CARNIVAL SATURDAY,! JULY 14 Ariel Orchestra Fun! Fuji .. . Ul . '"I - R.J. MURDOCK, - . " Correct Attest: J. WM. KNIGHT, . ' S. P. EGGERTSEN, , ; - H. A. DION, ' ' ; Directors. Subscribcd and sworn to tiefore me this Cth day of Julv f- - cl cr EM IV " -- LIABILITIES . J, ... j 134,047.84 5,529.57 582.48 2,777.50 10,661.28 15,088.00 ;. Capital Stock Paid in, Surplus Fund" Net Undivided Profits, Due to Other Banks Deposits, Subject to Check, 50,739.75 Cashier's Checks, : . . . . . Dividends Unpaid. Total Demand DepositsPostal Savings Deposits, . Time Certificates, , 491,083,16 Savings Deposits, Total 'Time Deposits -...,,. , 423,496.73 Miscellaneous, $480,655.93, 4,509.56 - r . . . $100,000.00 31,000.00 ' 3,121.97 ,4,000.00 :.' 5,091.17 826.50 . Total, $1 ,103,432.61 . ". TRY A WANT AD 'wrB . - , r--.. - 38,712.98 .15,603.95 50,719.26 -- - West Center St. Provo -- -- Silver, Currency Total Cash on Hand, 29,892.38 U. S. 55.08 Federal-Reser-Obligations .. Bank Stock (SEAL) My Commission Expires 13th day of October. PHONE 818 m . - . : - - & Painting Co. .... : V ' .......... 1928.: City Auto Top ts -- v..... ........ 8,534.35 ,:' 1 Gqld, , furniture mm j . . Q Jit. .71 J Tickets 50c JlurdockV Orchestra bus Service from hotel Roberts at 8:30 k m..and f?fth west and cented at 8ii3 n'",rV ' L ii ... Capital Stock Paid in, Surplus Fund, Net Undivided Profits Reserved for. Taxes,' and Interest Due to Qther Banks Deposits Subject to Check Cashier's Checks Certified Checks, ' ,.. . Dividends Unpaid," Total Demand Deposits Time Certificates Savings Deposits Total Time Deposits, " We repair and refinish 432 ". LIABILITIES , ; ever met were "tight' 'about anythingand some of them wars the most generous rows we ever knew -- -- , . 4,598.00 .............- Total perts. - . ....... V Miscellaneous Federal Reserve Bank Stock iit'VJt. m - mm lJRrst .' kelly American- farmers talk about the same language as everyone else and none of the Scots folk .we It Pays to See Peay . ; Keep your car looking new. Our woicmen are all ex- - 53,433.97 t . ....J......v - PROVO of fact 49,690.76 Stocks, Bonds and Securities, etc.,. . Bank House, . Furniture and Fixtures, Due from Federal Reserve Bank, . . Due From Other Banks Exchanges for Clearing House, i Cash Items, V,.. $1,510,870.21 fl',103,432.61 Total, STATE OF UTAH, Oounty of Utah.- , Couqty of Utah. ' . F. G. Warnickheirig first duly sworn according to law Arnold Dixon being first duly sworn according to law, deposes and says that he is Cashier of the above named bank ; deposes and saya that he is Assistant Cashier of the above that the above and foregoing report contains a full, true and namf d bank ; that the above and. foregoing report contains a correct statement "of the condition of the said bank at the full true and correct' statement of the condiion of the said close of business on the 30th day of June, 1928. bank at the close of business on the 30th. day o June, 1928. F. G. WARNICK, r -'ARNOLD DIXON, . . ' " AUTO a monocle drawriust arinuch attention in England as it does- in America and most of the Irish are tall, Intelligent fellows and pretty serious very few Jews are fat or hook-- ' nosed and the average Frenchman wouldn't be found dead in a silk f : matter 9,686.79 ......... Currency ,...Y. Total Cash on Hand : ..' Total .V. . . . . . . t . . STATE OF UTAH; , . ' 33,460.89 13,74175 ". money ' !' y ....... - . Bank House, . . Everybody fn- the shop laughs Furniture and Fixtures . . . . when the old phonograph plavs "And Her Golden Hair Was Hang- Other Real Estate Owned Due from Federal Reserve Bank, . . ing Down Her Back." .NEXT! Due from Other Banks . . Checks on other hankairusamq tny.T), $14,711.59 The Scotn may UnlfLy lacT v. .'. 3,564.84 but the little bit of a country up Cash Items in the northern given Gold Coin 2,165.00 its sons and daughters to build up Silver, 4,852.95 -civilization all world man hook-nose- We loan 60 to 65 REPORT ' to the humorists the English are' all silly asses with monocles- - the Irish are always Children with clay pipes all Frenchmen) have waxed mus. taches and silk hats d all Jews are fat and and all American farmers continually chew straw and say '.'Wal, J swan!'' for years we had a standing, offer of $100 cash for the production of a farmer-whsaid '"Wal I swan!" but we still have "the AGENCY -Plenty of Money - j . . - st SOO-ac- become a type , ijlt Eamily Fireside Fun Rev. Elmer Bet zing, Detroit r"De- tcctive stories offer a more stimulating field of. mental activity than many of the 'best sellers' in the fad for eccentric fiction present-da- y . JtXY 11 of - John Qulncy and poor biography.",. 1767 Birthday Adams, s'xth president. 1790 First Methodist sermon m 1 ; America preached in Boston. Shop Made to the Bank Commissioner of the State of Utah 180 and Hamilton Alexander Made to the Bank Commissioner of the State of Utah ' a duel Aaron Burr fought Of the Condition of . While getting her sidebufHs, trimv 4 Of the Condition of . Hamilton mortally wounded. med in the shop, this morning,. Mrs. THE & TRUST SAVINGS KNIGHT BANK THE FARMERS AND MERCHANTS BANK tflfrt First organized national hank Amelia Amplegirth said tOyClorinda Located at Provo, Utah, in the county of Utah, State ' at in Located Provo, the of opened in Philadelphia. Utah, State Utah," county was who having her of Utah, at the close of business on the 30th day of June, Genera' Clmchponny, renovated: "Our 1864 Confederates under permanent baby's of Utah, at the close of husinesa' nn thp snth nav nf .Tnno 1928. ' Early advanced to within vocabulary is) swjalV but Her Ian1 ' :" . ...-..-:. three miles ofWashington gunge Is certainly forceful." . " ' RESOURCES' RESOURCES' " D. C. The world is coming to a pretty Loans Discounts and . $965,544.85' admitted to the pass, when a woman gets up in a Loans and Discounts $827,429.62 Overdrafts ' union. 30,968.65 street car nnd gives her seat to a Stocks, Bonds and Securities, etc.,'. 82,138.37 It's curious how each race has Phone 21V To loan on Utah County property. "of the value of your homo - nt This Date in Our 3(( INSURANCE . T . or the alleged parsimony of the Scots race Peay Real Estate 321 0 5 ;1 . . .... i lT -- w-jvv-jr JLP OFJTONGUIllNATimEMND asuch:danclngperhapsr.4jrsucli " ; I ..... m tremendous migrations to beaches Elsie Jan is: 'Personally I am and amusement parks but there as much njean- - goinjf to keep on falling in love just certainly was Just inglesa racket ' as long as I can find someone to If the people were a little more rehearse with me." original in providing their entertainment It was because they had to, not because they took themDorothy Dix: "Perhaps the most selves or tha occasion any more to curiousexhibition of parental van " heart i ity is shown in the desire that faththeir ers and mothers have-fchildren to be their replicas.". wise-crac- ' i : h- Over 250 Spanish speaking U. S, sailors are off to take but for half a year nownp - part in Nicaragua's campaign. They will be able to cuss the colyum has been complete and no " aT! 'i ii magazine' allowed on the stands 2 imks in pretty near ineir own language. without some' sad anecdote"" about . .4 . no-mu- tan - polic e station In these quieter times of --s Jaw and short skirts. seem As X look-- backt-does-n- ot as though, the Fourth of July were taken any more seriously than it ls now.Theway Tjeople "!T""d hemaelv miay have been dlfereat the case put it was just ch of amusement as it is tqday. Even the formal ceremonies failed to .at tract attention. There was not quite I of Spain is TrKing Sister and two r. aj "The Bobber The advent of extra hot weather has made the bathing beaches are people who can swim. The man who can't swim again. And, as the summer heat waxes, the papers give daily reports on deaths by drowning. Oddly enough," most of those who drown at ; bathing beaches are people who can swim. The man who wan t swim knows enough to take no chances. The swimmer is prone to run risks that he should not run. Sometimes they end , . - :. - Caution For Swimmers ; e J . . 'li I . It was a night of unlicensed s P h The gink who commits pig amy, Pave Hlmelhoch, president of the thereby .annexing two mother-in movio censorship board, wants, to law. , , i M! know how he can censor talking - ' anmotion picture comedies. The Poison Ivy club wishes to Just use your censor - humor, nounce that ' it has just elected ta "T Dave. 1 membership the gink. who. when he..--sees the waiter bringing the dinner The great trouble with talking check, always leaves to telephone. movies is that the actors all talk-lika train announcer, .suffering from laryngitis.- IJX GEJE GEE, Til' OmCE t j .VAMP. SEZr LOCAL BOY MAKES GOOD Airplane weddinga are gettin' llOLXYVVOOD' to be th' rage. But Isn't matrl- JN Egbert ..i.Mc-Wafflmony risky, enough th' way it 1st Prove boy V 1 who Is now directWHO'S WHO IN PROYO This Is Mrs. Amos W. Hamhocks, ing talking movies in .H o 1 1 y w o o d, prominent, chic leader, who is wag leaped into ' naing a battle to tional prominence teach all children this week when he higher mathematuccaeded in re-ics, "With divorcthe ee Increasing producing sounds made by a yearly," aays Mrs. custard pie hitting Hamhocks. "it ts " a Keystone in I cop rapidly getting to -... ". the the point where a rr. ... j i irr .......u. j. ...i.. eye. htki .... Photo by ;Ted Hatton. child, unless he be a certified public accountant, cannot tell whether he J -- p ' ; . . .a. Li'l Gee Gee say she can shoot I the third child of his father's sec" m m t W Q the heart out of the ace of spades ond wife, or the' second child of his is mighty fine father's ttyrd wife, , T at 50 paces.--Thi- s ie ;.jje ( shooting when you consider that the li In parts of China, cricket fighting 4c ace.of spades hasn't any heart. "... "I tell that you again, Marguerite, is a popular aporfc.".-ThCivilization progressea.and men., teaecf' are . with It. A few years ago we would as well cared for" by their owners I worship the very gfouncPunaeT HOW TO CONSERVE OUB" bet $100 on a horse race, but now as is a prize fighter fralning for a ygur feet and I swear that you are we buy 100 shares of Wooden WILD LIFE ever loved." I the only girl ring battle In this country. The two 18th Amendment Pfd. on a the .Repeal at margin.' me-thbefore." "You nevertold Insects are placed in a glass Jar to What girl was it Then "Didn't I? " -- Look out, big boy, your bottle Is scrap It out. We think Little Provocation, Jr. showing ' I said It to?" Pathfinder. is going to be a politician when he .The National Zoo at, Washington Shannon. grows up he can say more things I" , has some 300 acres of stream and thick woods, all sur- from cage and den. are frantic with that sound wellIn and mean nothing than any child the county. GIRL CHt'MS Iron excitement over their rounded by a strong, plot . "I heard the most perfectly dark--Infence." Most of the animals being of freedom and If not carefully Sometimes we think the man whe ' radio program last night" from the tropics liave winter (Jens will dash themselves again invented the. slow motion picture was n't it wonderful ?" "Yes, watched, can where . provided they keep ' warm. .When spring comes. It is an and again' against the. high, outer camera got the idea from going- agreed her very dearest girl friend. around a golf course behind a lour- "I. didn't have a date either." anxious time with the - keepers. fence, sustaining sevetfi. and some- some ' of. women players. Am. Legion Monthly. (. Many of the animals, when released times fatal injuries. . -- T,! , ' the 00 1 v -- K7"? everyone ' More often than that, the nigh before " the Fourth" furnished far better entertainment than the day. ian , a - an' . . soft-boil- .'.'. Reformers Claimed that prohibition would, empty the penitentiaries' and the jLnsanejwylums, and. Judging; by some of the people we' see on ; the streets, it 'did., ' ' . : , 1 i TODAY'S DUMBBrtL 1 it I . $ Lf rs light .... eer beater. ! Let """ (Copyright, 1928) Kitchenware foUts! Howdy, now ' cornea ' In .. j ..variety of . colors according to the adver- tisfimenta. asy Jobs: Thinking up d&hv ty color compilations for " an - - -- J PROVO-GATiON- S " BRiTCHESr .UK ft " that I can Xh Fourth of July f Pants. ft HANiM' l ' . rtrtt f ME - ' OMG, QuESTlOKjWq s We R INTO , A PA)R VARUlK4VOrVi i, (Hill Billy's view, In hi daily stories, are his own. They do not, necessarily, coincide with those of ,. 7 - CROWD.; A smRf 'MA"5 Bualneie office, 85; Society reporter, 107; Editorial J208. 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