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Show . PAGE TWO rrrr PROVO EVENING JERALD, MONDAY, JULY 9, 1928. - 7 -- ft- KHERALD:;.;:'.i By Williams . WHATPRICE Pybhshedi by the Herald Corporation; E. C. Rodger, president, t natter 80 Bo. 1st W. St, Prove, Utah, daily.- - Entered ju second-clas- s at the postofflcs in Provo, Utah, Member of toe United Press assoJtonrjcs, .iwd.tbe Jamee ti. ciation, KEA. Service, Scrippe Newspaper. Pidne-XdltWlB- OUT OUR WAY i flBSEBVER Editorial Telephones Business office, US; Society feporter, room, 1208. If you do not rooeive your paper before p. m. telephone Vlews. 'ln his daily SO and eopy will be ""-dellvered'ta rW repidenc j,j are' hie own. They do- hot, Kstorles. " ' " '',','"."'.' "1 .; ''.irfiV' T,. in''. necessaTlly. pqjncijle yith friose "of " terms-B- y month carrier in Jhs thle neygpaperEOIXOft.) . Subscription, $5,00 the year in advance; by mall in the county, K60 outalds county, ;Here Is a pretty pacifist story; I T.,'.-'."5.oo; .. .... ;i write it exactly as I heard it; J pro or eon on this war thing. (jofldelUjmanaglnfc N. Gunnar Kasmuson, editor and manager; R, THERE IS MUCH TO. BE SAID editor: N. C. Hicks, county editor; 3. A. OwenVadverislng manager. ON EITHER SIDE. " , ' going over ,th j'set'' In a stamp and coin shop and a chap en. to tered and addressed the propletor: "Have you" .bought a Victoria ' v The piammoth FourthoC July celebration, was .31 puccess medal recently V- above alJL anticipations'The members of the Provo" Post "I bought one a year itgo.' "What was the pame pn It?". of the. Amprican Legion are to be congratulated for .giving T doftf rememberr what of it?" to the people of , central UtaH'such an interesting and enter- -' "Well, 'my .brother got away .from the hospital 'and ihr sold his medal f'taming celebration.'' : and we would like to get (t back.1' ' rbm wasa a Even okirur'atit f distance;.the .celebratiop. "Where, is Jrouy brother how?" hu?re success. While there were a few disgruntled partici-- : . ;"We' 'haven't heard fVomr him left the hospital; you inow jority-o- f pants, thosettending the celebration-- . sincewashegassed." ' I w?r3VCB "satisfied. In fact, jnany. ..visitors JxorS p'utside be ' ."The Brltlch jjovernmentys a in. their vcoirurktian qi what they pension to the Victoria Cross men." ' " :;"'r-- v:uVpiil.. ,"Ofi. yes, mothetJs getng that, c saw here.,--- : The affairjroves beyond a doubt what can be accom- but we would like to buy that woa. back." plished through communitycooperation. and what-.- a power ;The Victoria medal I .bought was American the for good to the city the local post ox Legjon sold yj .woman; sorry." r . -' Later the. proprietor said: "The rant " only. Victoria jCrpss I've had in six Itwould be-- a splendid thing if : the local Legionnaires years was one I bought from a wovotUd take charge of the celebration of the national holiday man whose husband died, and she each year. By a continuous handling of the festival, 'the tiidn't need the' money, but she members of the post would become more efficient each year hated the medal and she sold it as soon as he died, along with his kit ::u " 'if'.' ". : '""S-.'.'in its handling. stuff and first expeditionary enlistPlans for the next celebration should begin just as soon ment papers." 'V as possible. With the present affair fresh' in mind, mistakes WHAT PRICE .GLQJRY ? . at and Were made in the celebration just passed L 07 'f'r'-f- f - HOME WitH A QOOQDAMPV VACAKit LCrt; By Jim. Marshall Kir His.o. I9ia, - "JOE" ROBINSON'S BESTjSPEECH; L Herman Coughdrop, who has just perfected a telephone guaran teed hot to ring just as you step into the bathtub. Prof. Coughdrop well known for his invention of the wartless dlil pickle and the non-ski- d banana peeling. 8." Oscar McBunnlonr owner of radio station BUNK, whose federal license was revoked " Friday when he attempted to broadcast the re marks of a man whose collar button had just rolled under a bureau. BY aPT.orr. KtA WTV1CI. WC )A ) PLEA illliSllff TOE OBSERVER The Soda Fountain . ' BY RODNEY BUTCHER city of Memphis durlngr the yellow ' ' NEA Service Writer fever plague of 1878. " ' ' " ' r He read the story to Joe, and WASHINGTON; July 9. If. , the Democrats had a "farm candidate" jf&ve the lad a fitting little sermon In mind when they chose Senator on tolerance. That incident may Joe Robfhson ' of Arkansas as Al have been the inspiration of one of Smith's running mate, they picked the finest speeches the senator ever made the plea lor tolerance a true man of the soil. the United States Sepate. - Senator Robinson wasborn Aug. r. - " 26r 4872, on a, farm, in LonokeCQU-ty- , When-t- he HIS FATHER 5325,000,000 flood con trol bill came before the Senate, R,obinson devoted hours to prepar ing a speech in its favor. A dozen ' other Southern senators also were ready to burst forth with oratory. , It looked as though the li'll would g bo lost to vlev under the deluge of -- " eloauence. ana the house is filled with Robinson conferrea" with Curtis of Kansas.- - He sugjrested that Instead explode on the eligh't- During the course of Robinson's of esi provocation and celluloidink-s,plashe- s Arkansas. His fathojwia an dramatic talking itself put, the- - Senate sermon on appear on the tablecloths early homesteader and at various grnintnr TJuflln arnt,a rAintolerance, sfortot tfi vote. and you are supposed to smell at war. aphysielatr and Baptist interrupt the a bunch 'of clove pinksand get prcachervz;":'",.. X T?Kln.' ; a nose your ,n.cnarga juu or pepper. son recalls with a laugh that son's eyes. For an instant it looked Wall!,Tton( !ho The ' . bi"' "ady to act. Robinson went the elder Robinson was agilo as though he were about to throw is rather good at falling when past 70 to engage in a thos. fists ol his. Instead he held lin about among the Democrats, quietin wiui ne idea and dutifully enough to hand that had VBeware" written fist fight. Robinson knows how two hours the bill hangs .her new coat on tho rubber use his f Ists, .too, and is command all over It, .and went on wltbrjits ' was .passed:" He threw - his own So' far as exhibited, Mayor" Jimmy )Valker, of New nail Jn the closet , h ,, .,. speech. ing personality. and pretends to be pretty" darn speech. In the wastebasket Joe Robinson Arkansas Will . aoi'K, satisiies tne racmc uoast weals as to personal lfl-;badly chagrined when jWfe coat never call him name-w- as once But at the Chase other Chevy they-wou- ld calf it. back in his home" t6wii tumbles tothe Xloor. . one of ten children. When 12 Country club here, somebody didn't Robinson was- - close to Woodrow From bear-grease- d hair to glistening t6es, hmmtfr i?i ;;dn;ect, . bit we have discovared that we vcars old he took up a man's work "sit down when Senator Robinson Wilson, and alwavs his loyal supd an old bird to on the farm. His early education Began to bubble up. The result was: porter. But even Wilson could not to ban ban i'rancisco or any are too Diego, iiouywood, recording 'Sena-to' tfe. plajf ga,me Robinson nursed a swing Joe away from a friend, and eertouely and our was In the country schools. He stud.. t.";-rstandards. j)lher friend was Jim Reed. paternal dignity forbids us to be ied, at night by candle ligV, altor truised set of knuckles Iqr several that - This " like the feathers on a wet duck fooled tailored suit fits slick, Wilson made it plain that he by jthe trick clgarets or the the hist of the weary round of weeks:...... .. ' .x With the crease of his pants you might saw a tamarack Jog, pouioiuere .that prays you with chores had Jfien performcd.73x A - member of a threesome that wanted Reed beaten in 1022, and . , l .1 1 . !. J I10 unas . His vest appeals td all the finer emotions. His necktie exudes wa,ter when you sniffntt Jt mt-Long elected In his . inruugn uie senator s j Urcckenrldge JlacP- - B,,t Rhinson went Into Mf- wore black a well was and Senator Robinson's father Joe party eye, proclamation of .the artistic that is irrefragable and inimit i the souri a.ng. loosetne' 1 very pathetic ed ijoated and helped to instH4n Joe tOHison .able. The curves of his tout ensemble are perfection, "it- - time with he J Lindbergh dime trick, the traits wjiich are marked in the club. Self, although he wears no corsets and doesn't keep Jhis 'socks :in ,in,is .trlcH he is . ' Senator Robinson was Interviewsupposed to senator's character today. Thd eld as to an Robinson was the seen you adherent you have the new Senator Charlie Curtis and Sena- - ed one day on religion about the Op with safety pins. Viewing Jimmy up, 'down, front,' rear, dime and you are un- - journalistic and political policies of tor Joe Robinson rivals for the time of his difference with Sena-vib- e or sideways, it does not seem possible that the metropolis Lindbergh Charles A. Dana, of the New York - ' say ; wo." presidency, but the warmest of tor Heflln. Senator Jim Reed was fp vould let such a personality? get out' "her midst," for a i.nen he shows you a dime and Sun, and. waited eagerly for every friends. They seldom f ought their standing near, minute. , says "Here's one!'' and you are cony o,f the Sun by post. battles on the Senate floor. A short 1 "You're a Methodist aren't you?" e One day, jeading-thsupposed .to look It over carefully jewspaper, conference in the rear of the Senate the reporter. jiskedci a story of chamber or one of the cloakrooms "Yer," Reed broke In before Rob- ana ask "Where's Joe's father rah across pqtp siaes --the"heroiat.and sacr if o xo repiy, ne s e Lindbergh ?"uauBiiy resuuea in meir coming to-- inson--nis supposed to nuns from a Baltimore convent who an agreement on the course to fol- - Methodist In his wife -In the political confusion.'m'emoiry faila to recall what jaugnanqin nen.gpe a superior manner and volunteered for duty in the stricken low. : That ended the interview. became of that Sinclair conscience'money that Eqrah got ui Pay: "Oh, .he's hopped off- !air generated by , j carry, compressed jus tin-cu- p. Bu.t In the .natural contmrinpn. J a pumping station on tne Deacn h. i The force of the air directed at the nature nobodv ever 'auk. Soviet Russia is to "double" Kerefforts to militarize"; of .human i waves would, according jp ini wnere xjndbergh 4s- -In eastern Oregon "Is a well that to the Princeton professor,' break "andTlhe present peace strength of "Jhr insieaa tney alwavs forecasts the coming of storms. It them up. "or at least, substantially don't see that it's any different from 1,124,0(19 men. . . retard their force. Is really a natural barometer. XY 9 any other dime" and of cCurse"that On It Is said that the cost of the 1819 sew. of the Ellas of Howe, Birthday spojis everythlngJ-an- d approach the Heir barometer, establishment and upkeep, of such which usuallybflngs a storm, a ing. machine Inventor. snoyea the dime back In his Docket t ver a period of ... .. -- '..M. ... I of air, escapes from the well, a pumping plant (Ml., 4nd says a word that Jie iias 1850 Zachary Taylor, twelfth presiwould be far less than the years a oeen .taught not to say. dent, died In offlce.-causing whistling sound. The of damage caused Jjylhe 1872 Democratic .national the "low' pressure approach. ' amount out which we fear he ., tha NVw . , ... AM f V. A 1J I. Grce-tion nominated Horace vo. t me wnistiing f iuuudi occasionally around the homo pre" G. Brown. and and . ley cincts. sometimes, t(ie current Is so1 1904 Democrats nominated Altor. strong aa to bring up water in a . ; B. mist. of fo.New York Parker High air pressure keeps the i ne weir .had prettv-o- nd inu current down below, but when it with the one about the Lincoln penpresident. ' . : -to lifts or .light .pressure. ny Inwhlch you'offer'.J15 for 1920 up 11 corses again. Lincoln pennies nd then whun " 1 v j , somebody give jrou a 1920 Lincoln - The ptsrmlgap: also known as the ; y : henhv r grouse or the snows", lives aU over you ask "Well where r. ,. - The ' i v. i, I r' a young- - dentist and. his wife the north of North ' America and u ' ... other 0919 were on their honeymoon;' ancTshe squth In the Rocky Mountains as ut the rubber nallfnr mv.v. . . . far as Colorado. But you will have be gave a nlckle down at a'trirV suddenly murmured: 'Oh, sweetheart do you remember to be some climber if are to store seems to be pretty much of afternoon when w first met?" see this line blr"d in the you V. S. part : a total loss altho- some visitor that'How -- , can I forget it, darling?" he of the Rockies. He lives almost exj proDaoiy will fall for it and lose replied. "I vas with you fortwo. clusively. AUt ajbove the 10,000 feet his dignity and get sore about It hqursjand extracted one of your line, ftarmlgan are black, gray or anq cease to be a friend." ! heavenly, teeth." Tidbits. tawny In summer, turning white ANy, LISTEN: Please dont be : , when the snow comes. The rj g ; d like we are but when WIFE A. DIPLOMAT bird keeps his tail white all summer "v 'child tries you' 'but wifh f, ybur "Grace, the soup is terribly weak." however. ' ' . , "It's done on purpose, so that he say "f "Where's tindberghand dime make a chUdish heart guests" can "ace the' beautiful orne- -' ' mentation in the bottom of th? dish." Detroit News. f are-learnin- - tfp at our housethe family is going thru the era una "It' Is very wearing; period the Heir has reached the stage where rubber balls-a-hd trick cigars and soap litdigue - delli'-cred- . ln . . "7 fiinw : .t wteri;' ' Trr , gt Jimmu Fills the Bill - ' 'V, p.uJTy' . . """ appear-nce-"front"- by-an- hard-botje- v loast . ' w---i, ice-f-tw- - Y This Date in Our arnIslestir ATURELAND - rr; twill A Sexai Uta tnb jthe L. ... -- ion iho-1 Vv he odi ec "Unl oc toj CI er , In Smoking Room I II hlgl iton fI -- f Sbcti cut fon T We! -- and-.-wil- tot ly'i afte ed Pie; wer ) i The reason they are apples is because they don't grow on pines nd they aren't apples. called-"plfteS- sjs An - Is Elsie . . She plays parchesl And crokinole! ' " , An who can' remember 'way back when a man's home was his xastle, and not his , distillery. , old-tim- wgiM . s): " COURTHOUSE NEWS wnywMS This is Ambrose S ' ' "1 W. Molla libut, n y merchant, - who was ordered committed to the state insane asylum tills mornins. 1 n, 1. A mlli fori nin; and M shown that f- y deliberately- - The T 'reasury ofiEerg a new 5 year zy per cent Treasury bond in exchange for Third Liberty Loan Bonds. 12-1- - interest doo to mai bear blai from July 16, 1928. Interest on Third Liberty ' Loan Bonds surrendered for exchange will be paid in full X to September 1V1928. , ' Holders should consult their banks at once for further de- - SI tails of this offering. Third liberty Loan Bonds mature on September 15, 1S28, and will cease' to tearinterese on that, date. he L Vie the . A. W. MELLON, n- - xouraged his son tp learn to play tne oass tuna, ' Photo by Judge Parker.; the s Vie noo Ve Jul; AIn F Hot . . Washington. July S. X9Z8. -J- -i Bis! 1 ' Vie 4r15l dec- eits Laundry does it best Bei fur ..Nl . due Shi ! - "7 n f j -- , ';v c Ha ' 1 r V - ' tt hard-boile- t . ..: r ...IT:- . SCIENCE k A seemingly fantiastlc scheme for halting the damage ofttlmes caused 1 by heavy surf along the New Jersey DeahT5ani'ervv"Rfchmond i coast' has been evolved by . Prof fathef-tak- es hls nri ntn Brasher,- - of Princeton.Professor yard to give hinji a spanking.' Brasher 'would utilize compressed air to literally blow the waves BOY BRIBED back Frank Sullivan: I "No man who Chicago mother: "Now be a eood from the land. Under the Brasher the will hasn't to power : takework little boyBobbte, or mama won t Plan, pipes, running out several or leave it alone should be allowed let you shoot a policeman with dad-dy'-s hundred yards Into the sea. would . to t . work."'' "J v ' J machine' 1, Star. ; - s , Ernest -. M.Kbrklns:' trbThe i v-..,". fr-i gress of democracy Is more dependTjDTTR ENGLISH ent' upon' wise followers than upon -" " supermen Tor leadership. Don't say "I never saw him." "I Mrs. W. W. Green, president CaJI- - have never eeen h;m" Is correct. fornla r Federation of Wnmen! Pronounce "egregious" as. If snelK ' with stress on "gre". aub(i.."Our general Jederatfon ''l an ed ' - " ' f organization of so mych power that an Ihquiror is Informed." Don't use "learned" when" you people are beginning to realize it . and some of .them are seeking to mean "taught." v ilt lnslditiujr propa undermlpe All right, gentlemen, If you're ready to read about 4t now, she's Jeanette ganda by putting the. rumor about misquoted: "For every why there V' Loff of Portland, Ore., whb has been in movies' for 'about' a yearTJHer thdt ins the tobl of sbme b's' util-It- y Is a wherefore" was "Everv whv on beautiful all of the most' the acclaimed is cihema Hollywood lack corporation. Sucbcciigati0hs hath a wherefore," as Shakespeare are' pernfeious and" foolisbL" . Jola, How an we prove It? Look at the picture efaln J wrote it, in "Comedy of Errors,' ' TTPOF.TONGUE - 1- l'r "I LK led doi l'f Mr Family Fireside Fun) :.,wt -- 13 aow." , : 1 H cur- Dole; $ to .sjt girlie : 1 Third Liberty Loan Bonds r cur-ren- s ab - " y a When Blondy, the manicure, came. to work with a: pair of Deauville reed sandalsrPete, the porter, in- quired: "Hey, pretty, where'd you get the noodle shoes? A mao in .the shop said his wifo was overcome by smoke but when some- one asked him if his house was on fire, he replied. Nope. Too many clgarets." ed this mornAn argument-starting, when' some one said, "Well, If the earth is round, how do' you fig-git can 'come to an end?" ' '" , .NEXT!'- - - hsr K5! - American History av"t This WH Back .. ICen Irlcl iwhi: - a t r. As To Backs, ' . Observations -r--- land Art Shannon. , ... - jvj of .. 1 fVec , "Outln Hollywood "they' were making' a picture taken from . a ". !C I )? !! called Raim" This smoker's A clay pipe has..this advantage-wh- en story conversation was all wet. "The leadnever have you drop. it, you ing lady, was ,poted for ,ber temper to pick it up.; and not"her Wting. After the difi "'N rector had made her do a scene, In poorhouse dark severaLtimeSai.which called for her ' .,' Dwells Joe McBent; to get soaked to the skin, and, after which soak jng, she had- to put dry Eighteen per cent clothes ' on, from the skin out, she . .'. , i turned to the director and asked It's easy1 for a cop to disguise him simply but plainly: "Where Is himself. All he has to do is to hide the scene, of this picture," anyway, '' " .' J his feet;" l I have- to"do thatover. ' f:'-again!" " "One word answers the two quesnirR nun nffrrmvAuv tions, dearie, Samoa', he said." a-- fRemembering Courtesy I x . girl's birthday. Tact: Not remembering which j TO HOLDERS OF i one I it is. ;- ' Cc it -. i "THE ..'' And now th'e soda fountain, onceihe despair of dietitians .f and health authorities, conies in for wipt&xx the back1. " Writing in the current issue at Good Housekeeping, Dr. Walter H. Eddy, of Columbia University, says t;hat the soda fountain is now an asset to the national health whereas a few years ago it was considered a, detriment. The reason?; We whiat to" drink; "Fountain sales show an increasing consumption of pure, fruit ' juide and aailk drinks, in 'placoQh.ei;r:tificially'. flavored,, more or less mysterious concoctions of a generation ' ago. The change is good for us. It is helping to balance our diet t- - a copBHin drug store for a lunch of chocolate malted milk and a sandwich; is wiser, ' apparently, than some people think. f Bobber Shop "j Trr" - hes ' - ' -- ' ity ind, f . ' 'f erei " :l--- slip-upaCh- Tl . j piate: f may be thus avoided in the future isTsTs''JJ'aJfcJJJJJirs;-n.si- j The politicians haven't talked so much about the plain people since womeiTgot the vote. " f s the-grreat-- ma - air-soto- the legionnaires, ,f m ;;. . . r N : r'r . - si - wl.-- The aviators who flew from Borne The greatest trouble Jonah had - When swallowed by the whole to Buenos Aire carried - only jlo Was when he. tried to make his "wife the Hoggope .talePr. - rTelievo money go a long ways.' : -. , .,. An. old grouch is a man who be pleasant It's easy enough to doesn't care what women do to their WhonJifelJioIds nothing of dread, keep it out of But the girl worth while , butter.' the 1 Is the girl who t 4 .smile . When she finds a gray -hairnher Pickles have one advantage over : TS.head!' olives. When you eat pickles, your tell how many you ' U'l Gee Gee removed the "Do It hostess 'can't have eaten by he pits .hidden beNow" sign on her desk when a bill neath your .... collector yed it quecrly this morniwould bim. told sbe; ng" when" she 'Definition: Dessert is what you settle up next weekY , tell a snjall boy he can have If he a little man. eats his spinach like ' PICTORIAL NEWS SECTION Prominent figures in the day's Please pass the potato salad. " i news: : , gyT Hats pf f .V,waA W ejSsejssW1 sisssswwssswp" (Copyright, 1928) Howdy, folks! Ibis is pay day Hello, "money! Come to pap. II - . f 1,W X POOR HANDLES "What's the matter, dear? Don't you like your asparagus?" Tfn Yes. aur.tie but the handlss so hot." Brooklyn Eairle. I MuREf areso -. A ' gupV-Seattle 3 A " It's Different You'll Like It -- TUSTgather up therrlothesrtelephone us and -is 033... J washday done. Instead ,erf jthe cldshioried muss and fuss, now it's only a matter of moments. And back comes the bundle; fresh and fragrant , ,ls a lot less than.Tou tiunL Telephone today! .;r - ty, GLENGARRY . - 7 PR0VQ - - UTAH Wi |