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Show V, PHOVO EVENING HERALD, MONDAY, JUNE 25, 1528. 0 L HE Uta OUT OUR Y AY KO SLEEP IS HERALD . h ,;::', CororB.oe. C G. Rodger. prwu(. at U saaUar Utah, daily. rrvv M. n, aanav United Member at tha tTSa acU)Oo to Provo, Utah, ekbsa, JOU. Jkrrk fatoa KditartU fcrvloa, and th Jama Q. by nC a- Pri Tfihian r tdrtiCF - J- a im-JB- Wrir 16) to Wtounty, to eoU fee aaoeto; to iounty. MJO ouUkU ounty. ad manager j R. W. Ooodell. managing Reamuaon, editor dltor; N. Cfclcaa. county idllor; J, X Owm, aavrfitog maagr. K Quimar ?t Invisible ke peed to be " . , ' i , - possible- 1 ,.. ; ' . ".. A , Matter of Goats ;: Clayton Wheeler, who specializes in putting goat to go on the carpet, California's state medical examiners, under charges befl fish 'story., so to speak. There seems, to be a of tetlfnfr ' warning .t6 advertisers in it; Dr. Wheeler's goat glands and their performances aren't questioned. Simply, he is accused of advertising that he has imbued more folks with goat glands than, perhaps, all the other goat glanders put together. To puf ;it another way; A fellow may brajr that he caught the biggest fish, and get away with it; but, if is viciously reprehensible of him to claim that he catight mure fih than did all the test of the world. I! However, Jt may, stump the state examiners to dibprove tfid' doctor's aUeged claim., Maybe, he can bring into court enough glandless goats to substantiate his advertising. Even a remote prospect of that ought to be enough to set the eximiners to thinking. , ;'jDr. glafads into you while you wait, has ' - , !rKatur'ally.ejfipughr Democratic That Lynching ; taUona.- - i" : 'Tou did HM!" , " And th wife arouaed herfaelf 6n hepillow, and blinked at me and n a daae. aaid:, 1 certainly did.' ' Nest morning 1 kidded her on the thing aofl of courae, woman. Ike, aha preaiated to th statement hat It waa all Greek to her.- - Nik. the never haa a dream, ah never w6k up, or nothln but I've been married orrg while, I know thla woman. mid:'.! , "Tow certainly did sot, WHAT?" The wife chaaed back 'nto th ind gathered he dream together and agreed wKh n that hot only ah had dreamed, it that I had th right answer. ' Every thinking thing dream hoar; th aubcon- !loU never quit; hot tanaer tn thaealHetld; not to an aaylum, hot exhauattoa. THE OBSERVER i I h and I Klnnear k! the many moon ago and since then I hav held Klnnear almost aa a Mcred a pot Klnnear haa changed a lot tlnce than apartment -- ouaea, street car and autoa disturb th tranquility that vu o apparent that bright . Octobei( Say I Aid not know If there w it mattered llt.U anU or not Tor all life lay before us In lumun-ou- a shades what did a blind am matt anyway. (Ants are blind, you know.) ' honeymooned aeven-elght- ' In Biit suppose th boa would tell you to remov a truck load of trash that waa clutterlpg tip th land-ca- p th ant no, for v th rest ' ' " men and after you Tad toHed thd moiled yon had nulled and haul ed had grunted and murmured had sweated and fretted had dragged your burden up and down hill over bump and stump ovar obstruetiona as large as vour thigh and. were pretty wen ' -' heB when yoo were atl !h had started to walk home I Huh l. A Chicago eoart actually charges Mayor Big uppoee a fellow who had bean Bill with being expert in diverting city funds to campaign watching you from an aeroplane yon purposes. What in thunder was "Bill" supposed to do? , would drop down and ask why had dragged that load 17 miles then Jeft It fW tnllea from Drat bank stock 1 Buy pickle stock. National Pickle and wher you started Anil Don't you think you would feel Ilk taking up th alack In your suspend era and. saying "Well. I think that Is pretty good tor a blind guy at that" . Th Smoking Rooia certain moving pic fur actMaa decided she would Ilk to' become cftlseneaa, of th V. B. A," a amoker, whoa favorlta tntiaical key I natural, tuned la JU every ana may know, on haa to bo famil iar with the laws and legend of this country to be naturalised. One of th question aaked th ladv was: "Can you ten what happened In this country on the Fourth of July?' " Really Tm sorry to tay hut I ws abroad all Mat Summer.' "The next person to be examined waa much embarrassed. Mr. Stein, hav you Teaa th Declaration of IndepndencT No air.' Have you read th Constitution of th United Statear "No air.' the altuatloa grew more carmine. , 'Juat What hav you readr ked th examiner, seeing all three, colors, the best known to the world, of th American Flag. " 1 beg your pardon, sir, but t hav three red hair on my chest.' " A , C . r dledarit th "t, r after all llf Ioru tortoiar la h great old thft My youngster U to pltk up mora run tbj and tfy to yauraelf a contract Vith C. C Pyle. 1 hcn I lived to th Gabp&f oa Ialanda myfclf "bat "N'ot aft writers kr underpaid." way aca w uii iivj , wnea x own t welgn 300 pound." aid a tall smoker, whoa rolling W(ra, advica U 1 prry v ft r Ho-hti- u M W.-- M th bmmk v ecad , V. raaaa, -- a f 0. n kji JS Xrivi t; i,iii.k'ii f Juat ef to Catatw ' 4 1 Bometlmea it is 'vary difficult to ClfmarrT carnival of Ctoaa NaV distinguish th singing of a group of young folk around a campflr Ctok. Mia Gee Geo i akewa to from th croaking of bullfrog ta a th coetMBse she were wheat ah waa nearby swamp. geaduaied f raas Ca U First waid' ooL Mlaa Ai Or ra Lll Gee Gee's sweetie had aa acprfat ; many .at, beauty cident yesterday. H is learning to throat the state, tootorflag fold box by mail, and rave tilmaeir. a punch on th jaw he darn near awdsj give fer iho ' aaost era- - " went to th Dead Letter office. ' and a yod gtrt to IroBTptaDn, " paekag of dent! fM (snreod "0 prise) wakch she wm la a eoassat ItoUteoT to flria weighing M poaads . POPtXAR KECHAXIC8 V aaara than a Bukk aedaa. i f ik1Tma t Pref. Asm What haa becom at the T. Lellpop, faaseua loned girl who used to aak "I my who totes av Ah, yes. and what vention is deattoed to 'rafthowingT" haa become of th "ratr ' become highly popuLaf with v.atrrm4on eatI were yoang, Mag-er. Prof. Lullpop has Wka7yo . rto, devised a art ef scup- Tba parlor's wker we'd spark, per ta be placed tm But tlmea : have Changed iliae each end of a alio of then, ktawgio, wateraacioa to prereat They pet now in tba park! the Juice from running .i . tot ks' 'at6a ' t X ABOUT OUR TEETH .This Date In Our American History , ., the etui of the kUchenwar. typewriter, fountain pen and other- - article . . now com In a variety of color . 1863 General "Stonewall" Jackson ' Perhaps the most dangerous kltio. Wouldn't a baby-blu- e steamroller t of auto accident la when , reached Richmond. look Just too cut for words?' ' IS6S Congress voted to readmit accidentally finds a strange halr-. '. Florida ! in ui oaca seat of your car. " ; ': Alabama, Georgia, 'MOtoaBBSBV'v:and North Carolina Louisiana, South Carolina IMS Congress mad eight hours a legal day's work. 1SSS Benjamin Harrison and Levi P. Morton nominated by the Republican national convention i and peaaanU hav always looked aakanc at th ; occurence and th child born under such circum-i stance I likely to have aom t n trouble before It grow up. the' Itself Is Just as medicine Among tiegro tribes to Africa subject of all sorts of superstition baby born with teeth is killed imand folklore, so th Individual por- mediately. In Hungary children tions of th human body are th born with teeth ar believed to e hav been substituted by a witch subject of Strang notions and such aa aria In the minds of, for the chil l "which should hav ' been bora. They ar therefor people who do not actually know. These fancie relating to the treated with contempt and cruelty. teeth hav been assembled recently In th eair way superstitions by. Lo Kanner of South Dakota. attach to the order of appearance They constitute another complica- of teeth. On southeastern Eution of Information on th eredtluCy rope there la a belief that if the t lower teeth come first th of man. baby For Inatanea,'- It Is a common will grow up, but that It wlU not superstition that If the teeth kr survive if th upper tosicors com far apart th possessor will under in firt take long travel In foreign coun- ' Thar, ar of courae, instances tries. Indeed the rhyme also ex In which very old people hav deth corollary that "if your veloped a third set of teeth. Bct- press teeth lie on on th other yqu will ntlata quarreled about th poaai- alwaya llv with your mother. blllty of this occurence Cor aom In Palestine teeth for apart ar time, but there ta now evidence to associated with indicate that th thing actually regarded aa being ' . can the avll ey. happen, although not often. ' There I an Arabian proverb Th Jewish Talmud, according that says. "Allah, protect us from to Dr. Kanner. contains the report beardless man who haa blue of a rabbi who waa rewarded for his eyes and teeth that stand far laudable endeavors by the develop ment of a perfectly new set of teeth apart" It ta now generally recorhlsed at the age of 80. hat Infants may be bom with : Just as there are beliefs relative teeth already developed. Neverthe to th "growth of hair after death less this Is so unusual an occur There are several scientific explana rence that superstitious savages tion for the occurence. t I I .... .k. ' j- t- The prdnghorn ahtelopa, . which itlll hold forth, precariously i In Certain parts of the west, was num bered by the millions .100 years sgo. Then came man and his dogs. between them and the wolves and coyotes, the prong hora learned that fast pair of legs was his only salvation. Banc, in th west he la counted th wildest and slyest of anlmala Truth Is that the ante-lop Is a lovekble creature and easily tamed. There ar scores of western farmers who have brought Up pronghorns from babies, pro tecting them from dog and wolves. Ill these cases, they love to gather around the farm house doors and love to be stroked and petted. They follow the farm folks around? take food rrom their hand and romp with th children. . Recent gift of several million dollars, added to other millions appropriated by state legislatures and congress, assure th establishment of the "Smoky Mountains National Park." In Virginia. Korth Carolina and Ten n ease. It will Include over 700.000 acre, or a botit 1100 square mile, and beside saving 300.000 kCres of virgin forest, the largest remaining tract of woods to eastern United States. It will be a sanctuary for deer, elk, wld turkey and th Jolly black bear. GlPL OV4 G RD AAtfJ LONJERS BV V HAJal5 HR. DAD GOtfJTb 9 - wooden ship to Davy Jones' locker than all th naval battles in his' tory. And hav cost whorv re pairmen labor, no end. Come now th glad tidings that th Chemical Warfare , Department, of Uncle Sam'i Arm Kai wnrkttil out an an- - plic(tka of Xewlalt gaa which ''l: . --f. of the value of ybor librite. . I ,Ucceaafully stav off the borers, when applied to planks or piling. Creoaot has been used In an to 1 65 claimj to endeavor r PROPERTY. WE UEND sent more hav ' discourage the --No stock to buy ! little ti e" " .v ": V' ' No insurance to carry No appraisal fees No delays. ,, - sea devils, who caue untold million of dofiara-'wortof damage to seaside property. Lewisite ofoxide ficially, chlorvlnyl-arsnlosay th chemists. It fsr, far better. The creatures who do the damage are, ordinarily, mollusc known as teredo, Umarta or matreasa. If the you." PRONOUNCE "finale" aa If spelled with stress on "pah." DONT USE "forbear from" when you mean "forbear to." AD ACE popularly used but often misquoted: "A little learning la a dangerous thing" .was "Who ar little wise the best fool be," a Donne wrote It, 300 years ago. ; " ;; Easy monthly payment plan. :'i t!. j'vrlibw Rates ,r, 321 West Center t. , utM.-fieneA- AND ... i Insurance I l .... Ag6kifcy Family Fireside Fun! A aerie ef revival service waa being conducted to a Texaa town, and placards announcing th ser vices were displayed In conspicuous place. On day th following no. tice appeared. sww.jrr"Hell, It Location and Absolut SON A "PROMOTER Frank Gowdey, tenor, "Bobbie aaid his father could wipe Certainty. soloist, will sing "Tell Mother I'll th earth with you. .Dad." up be There. ' "Boston "You didn't let hire get away with It, did you?". "I should say not I asked him to bring his father around tomorrow . night and prove tt." Path- - fLtLJv , dob. , EXCURSION Near rownsville. Texas, live "the only colonies of wssps that do the unwaaplik thing of storing honey. They ar a tropical Insect and could hardly live farther north. Thla waap la also unwasp like. In It that don't sting yo. 145th Field Artillery " tainment features. , I W . , , the Via "0REM LINE 8oc ROUND TRIP Trains leave Provo 12:5i 5 :55 3:55 . , Selling dates June 25, 26, 27 an? 28th Return limit date of sale only. -- Salt Lake and Utah Railroad Coftrpany Aldon J. ( ;.i Andprson. Traffic Manager 1 " 23 CHEVROLET TOURING M ...... .......... . . . . . .. -- RQAJpEjf .TeVeCeVeTij. . . OlwJ . T..'. . - jw- - 440 West Center St.; PktOVO-T-.TJTA- -:'- -'i . " i .'v H " ' . VISIT TOE BOYS CAalT V See the maneuvers and big gun target practice in best camp in the West Rates From Provo to Guard (Jordaa Narrows) . '26 MODEL JEWETT tjiunrt . . r ... . . . . id in camp until June 30. Governor'a Day Tuesday, June 26. Review of troops at 4 :00 p. m. PROGRAM EVERY DAY AS FOIXtfrVS , , Parade at 5:20 p. pi. Recreation program in new Recreation Hall 7:30 p. m. This includes music, boxing;, wrestlirrjr, and other enter- , JiJ, ; r t'e betokened that he was at least an artist, Jf not an author. "A chap I knew boasted to a voune Isdy that he had been paid two dol lars a word for a story he wrote. That's nothing.' she replied. 1 one received a hundred tloJlar for each twenty letter.' . " Whatr doubted the chagrined i writer. "Yep, confirmed the young lady. 1 used 'eta to a breach of promise MODEL E 0LDSM0BILE SEDAN . frPCA New tires, excellent mechanical condition ..-- . UTAH MOTOR SALES JORDAN NARROWS ENCAMPMENT OF NATIONAL GUARD OF UTAH JAMES D JSWENSOX DIES SPANISH FORK. June 25. June Dean Swenaon, 20, died at h Mom her after a lingering (lines of pneumonia, li was bora In Spanish Fork, the son of Kanna.it Snell and James Swenaon. He is survived by his parent, his grandmother. Mra Thorgerla Snell, two brothers, August and Glea and one ister Martha Swenaon. 'tot."' Marine borer T C ,' ' T6 tOAN ON UTAH COUNTY YOUR ENGLISH DO NT SAT 1 can ee further than "Farther" Is correct - '' A" f- f SCIENCE i activities of the borers ar stifled by Lewisite, th Chamlcal Warfare Servlc department WlU be glvaa a I rising vote of thanks by every faring man to the world. LITTLE JOE VATURELAND.:l - 1n Chicago. ' 'gueatreonducted (Thla column by O. A., Robblna, who uaed to be a newapaper man once, hut reform ed J. M.) waa Interested to Hello, Jim: your story about th ant to Kin-near park , my better f V fan-eie- 6y JimMarehall fend " ;.M. f MaM l v "-- ;- ' f IA I L1AIJY KOTiONS PREVAIL Place a bet om time that dof don't dream; If yon cant prove it BY DR. MORRIS FISHBEIN writ and tell me fcnd i n aend you Editor Joornal f the Amarkaul aom avldenc. Medical Asoclatlol and of Hy- -' goto, tka Hcaltk Magaalna , j ' f 0 eld-faa- - v 1 aVATfeO ... ' ' -' , very aleeplng Under eomplet J ay bw-ad- XJh-hi- : v; Maaa-W- Fabsat Oww tuksa a ttoss a eaiatv flr party waa bead at which y mb4 "Xe asaMer wkieh wear-- 1 . tka s k always f.Uews Bar i araausir" ' -- t -- - Yes,'life's a Great Did Shell Game neck! higher animal Oraam f ' itaellV. 1 hai an arfunwnt Irfth Ota. artf aceoUy on thlt; tba wife aaid: ' haven't haJ a dream to moctha. ' I aaid, "You mean yoo dldnt ra- mbar a dream to roontha." B4 wa mada a bit Of a bet. I nw I waa going to win It before 1 atari td; at three a. m. I auddenry nodf- d her and to a loud voice, aaid: AO " ."'V Teal at I GV coa- - ' Packers' Ass'n proclaims that woman's effort to become skinny his. boosted pickles beyond ajl records in history. .(Copyright, 1M) Lowdy, folk ! Tta Sweat AA. For Inatanea? T maka dictum; NO SLEEP IS . Observations R . . nlt-w- it j. V.-- yoa hav to be eighty youag to be able to alng rotsaatie aonga whn- - sitting oaabuneh Of rocks, with amok blowing ta your eyes ad aand flea hopping down your "; . RSAO jrTCR.) tuckered out and about t quit leaders tit Houston are ; . Juat support at titht "particular distressed over the lynching of a negro, just as their national would rush out and convention was about to' open; since the matter is expected im a were doing th Job all to enter into the play of bolitics. The negro was lynched for ay yon would T has and cuas at you murder of a city detective but the lynching was oiltim?ly, wrong lump dn th load Instead U help politically considered. Still,, the political effects may be ingmaking you so crazy mad that softened by discovery that Houston Republicans took part you did not eve feet th added polled th load telle in jthe tragedy. When Texans get worked up to the lynching wtlfrht and farther to show you knew your buaipoint, party lines are not vry closely drawn: nesa , 1 CAu'f BT KXL BUT Wat )hUoaophk Boma of th . ychoioctU are-- Jgqorant; tbyarork In laboratoria; 'humaa raacdiacovarad ,tn lona ara not' ta 'abort tori e, tby ara ta ba fovlnd n bad rooma. to aUaya, In poJlc !('" '. 5 'i UVIU An II I MMMMifMM4iUw,t r V (HUl BUly'a Viawa. la hta daily tortea, ara ta awa. Thay a aat taoaaaarUr: cotacVa wfUi taoaa J DREAMLESS. The fmrxiesible1 ttfngS' are the thfrigsthat done. So says the Rev. Henry lL Tweedy of Yale UniverErie Col sity in an address to the graduating claaa of Lake V V lege for Women. ; Th- - n'M nf riviHration. the sneaker Dointa out, is tne ; itory of man's increasing accomptiahment of the Impossible, For most imposaibilittea are only imaginary ; they seem im enerpossible, and we accept them as such, until some very and does them. comes man or along getic- skeptical t many obvious illustrations. UTien $hen are a great with the telegraph thero doubtless Morse was experimenting were many friends to tell him the thing was Impossible. White the Wright brothers were making their first flight a distinguished Washington scientist was proving, matheheavier-than-a- ir machine was immatically, that f rght in a of $5 possible. When Ford established a minimum wage was it whd imposof Vere people a day there kney plenty V sible o ron a business that way. ,; 'ftit,the challenge to accomplish the impossible is not sohifthinfc that has t6 do solely with the material wdrld. It is equally pressing in the realm Of the spirit; more pressing , i there, in fact, thrfn anywhere else. Of all the problems now confronting the world, nothing In the old f much ureater than the problem of warfare. armies. small conducted were by relatively davs; when wars A war "was not a major matter necessarily., Now, however, bankrpted war affects everyone. The laitwarYery-nearl- y victors little better off Euwean civilization.-. It; left the ": ", . ' thai the vanquished. submarines, tAirplanea, poison gas, modern expl6sives If another war (have widened war's scope tremendously. as it is quite nations the as last, many y comes, involving that the entire world would be plunged back into the .. dark ages. .It is w to the world to find some way of avoidingto wars .say; But every time thai is suggested," someone is sure "Oh, you cant do that. You can't change- fnjmaU nature." I Yet that is precisely what must be done. It is one of the! impossibilities that this generation must accomplish. Human nature, of course, can be changed ; it has been changed vastly In the last few centuries. Compare the ways and ctis-tOnis of medieval Europe with our own, if you don t believe it; St was "human nature" to do a great many thinga, in thole days, which no Bane man would think or doing now. I'We must do it- - The world's future will be pretty dark if v'e fail ; I Thinas tor ccr v.it.t.7 Dewm TeaaW sa taw CwfkU-- . My Old JUatacfcy Haas BirM at sa Is bw ta rail I ir. awteg si g th cter-U- a Ma nawsnapar.-- tl y nf (' Kf ttoaa-- y per to advaaoa; y aaaH roAoT soo Htrffr? ;; Editorial aaTfloa, M; Society jreporUr. U'te p. m. Ukpboa not reeaiv yaw daUvaraa to yaur wAfctwk f U VJI oomV -- 1 137; 1 If you roTT. M ooad-ela- DY WILLI All 3 ', .... RmNED ANDbjUStED FACTORY MACHINE ' " METHOD - Play Safe : . . . EGAN MOTOR CO. I I |