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Show PROVO EVEXLNC HERALD. TUESDAY, JUNE 12.1928. HERALD 0 Published by th Herald Corporation. T. So. 1 W. N, rvv a t postotflea 19 fro dale, KKA AWviea, TalepbaM - aattf a r rir n ika United Press 'j CTT ( r fAfr9fzx a DOrv A (oo J ' - OROR rtf fit ti- VMt - rr I ananAg-la- vio,n a4artlaltut ' . UKf, twe. Tfttrrw'. i Doubling Life's Span - Voukt weccone.stR just dkok VLine, to ViD PUT 1U VOO it-eV- - evio vu.1 TooReoss H- DRtve DOV0U ) After n. however. 'it is onLv fair to remark that there other things the human race needs much more several are simuw, than it needs an extra 75 years of lire, in jaci, seems as if Dr. Voronoff a gift would not be an unmixed blessImao-incoai miner, the emotions of a bent, in for instance; a man who has drudged and slaved .for 50 years ta the damp underground galleries, ridden always by financial worry and poverty, imagine nis emotions on wia iviu he has another. 75 years to devote to digging coal Before begging Dr; Voronoff to double our ljfe span "e ought to bestir ourselves and find some way of making better uai of the years we already have. For it is not the fact that life ia short that causes the world's misery; it is the fact that' life is pitably, tragically misused. There is a wide guft between what we are capable of and d children of ever what we do. We are born the lasting light ; yet behold l we grope and stagged and fall in the mire, and bind ourselves' about with ignorance and jealousy and selfishness and intolerance and blindness until we have lost oaf heritage. Most of 5ur troubles war, poverty, op-pression arise from our own limitations. They come be-cause we do not yet know how to handle our lives properly. It would be ppiendid to have longer lives. But thre are other things we need mores -- We are not ready, yet, for a century and a half of living. We must first learn how to make the most of the years we have. When we, have cleared Industrial conflicts and the world of bigotry, rivalries,-wars- . a in talk life span. about to shall be we shape penury But at present such a tning would prove tar irom a ooon. ' - : 150-ye- j ., I . ,r - aeT orr.eiw If UK iiOAitUING HOUSE u - 3 m t BY WILLIAMS , "BOOTS AND HER BUDDIES'T "Folks l y, f- -i, Lf OWVeKtliOiJ o-- K J. SouvAliR joBBE1?x-rAki3-rk4- DlSfftlBU-f!o- i E "TO HALU AMP 6AM4 '"lVftUl-fH- 6 U - fif Grerrs . kX rCCL HzfVF SUPPORttf A44 HAWPS, AUP ,Lt:AVllJ3 Mri OFF FREC S'lVT : tiftv "TrtousAiU of BALLOONS To A MovElTtV xac O'r'iOvM By Martin - .fit" 4 aVvtW - fcl" WO UPkEePIV - jJJyYA EMTtceXSi,'o' vR vfftjfijr GIFT Or; ar ' Clarence L. Myers, connect with Guggenheim copper' interests The use of copper has increase' And Is Increasing every day. Thl la because of the great strides ths are being made n hydroelectric dr velopwenV anA 'telethon line eon - atruction." V'. ' - - : ' YOUU ENGLISH DONTI SAT "I Rk that better c all." "Bert of all" la correct Tm afraid that ts a new one ' PRONOUNCE "gnarl" as If spel' 'one me. Of what Is it mad T ed "narl." an Inquiret is Informed. Xetjuce, alone.'" DQH T USE "dig deep." when yo mean "3 Ig deeply , VERDICT DIRECTED ADAGE popularly used but ofte JjiO "WASHINGTON, June U (UP) misquoted: "A cat eaU fish bu Justice Siddons today denied th wouldnt wet her feet" was "A ct motion of Robert W. Stewart, Indl-- . lufat visch, ac he nele his fet ana Standard Oil company's chair- wete." as It sppears in a MS. e man, for a directed verdict of ac- Trinity College, Cambridge,' tmdc quittal In his senate contempt trial. date of 123). .. WASHINGTON . Baled.' - 6 fepow!- Ellen Glasgow: 'All that we eon alder profane and Indecent today will be stale as dull rubrie to th' next generation of Insurgent yout) that sets out hopefully to demojlal standards and discover life." tried to tease their gastranomicaj organs with Is there anything else I can bring you said "Tea, Bring us some Honeymoon ii I ifn." a Rev. 8. A. Eljict: "An unprogrea out of sjve religion Is a dying religion. lookfnf mohr iwrlceA, . if 77 1 clvr "That bUI board. "tF A MAN AND A WOMAN ABE IN EUfflt-NE9LQVE. THAT 'IS THEIR BUT IF THET ARE OOINQ TO MARAT AND OO TO HOUSE-CEK- f INO,'' THAT is OUR BUSI-..'- r HESES." There.' that man ougn. lot of furnltui. ' I "wu to aell a In quiet restaurant, when dining the proprietor was over lealoua about aervinf a couple, who were, obviously, bride and groom. What they wanted moat wJ to be b, thetneelvee, and that does not amount to a large check. At laat the gTOom took mattera into bia own hand! and, after the boss had . V 1 TIP OF TONGUE In Smokinsr Room thieir window it ... J Arln 7r.lJ? ' ' y, j vua e4t '('(! 1 em v open-bande- '"" " coy who totD wtFG. xwevr. . toil-wo- rn j t1 GOOD UORO WViAT WAOOM - , T" r4 fl0THlQr Rprir - i -- '' -., . TRUTV g. three-quarte- rs I Hcase' m To W TMt TRUTH sat-Ufact- r - r- .Tt" VOCATOe4 - " OCiUO SMA S TMI TRaPC, ' AWoRoff. the Vienna rejuvenation expert, believes that the natural apan of human life is around 160 we wish, years, and saya he can fix things so that all of us, if can live inai ioxm. Diaretardinir the fact that there are plenty, of medics ni Avirraa ith tha Viennese eland specialist, we .m.V that n.a statement is rather fascinating. How us ever religious, courageous or stoical we may be, most qi be not Life perfectly, deathof may fear have a lurking r. Vorraioff to us, but Ve dread giving !itup.-Ddouble the - does not promise immortality, but he offers to. of formal life span; and if death is pushed .. It Century mm n . tXACUZ.rVNO - e v, w- - " i I Ttem op I'M tntepaono Oovn. iw:Jmn dark, Ganaar Rajmuoon, editor end dittri Jt C Hick, county odltor; ' ' manager. . DClVlMci SCOWV AM oy - $ We4 04 CaVIM THcoorr : Editorial 10T; 7 WAS ?f ews r OFRCU Place. ak Jump) egT A. 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Jf NAplEMI?Q j fV.B. biological survey has campaign on to eac.h Alaakt 'Vpers ; whafs best, for ''them , A recent AA A A A A A AsV AAA A AAA A A A A A LlA "TVwwTT jrear was aa objest, "when ,960'x WFVJr minks wer trapped In ths fall and , - ' brought 'only' tJOOO 09 the market, ' (Copyrfghf, 1928)'" ' ""ttahy'k young" teHow tetfe hji ha i uowvtlijt of he'. and because the fur waa not prime. On Ilawdy, folks'. Anotker good the other hand. If fur is at Its best, then spends rest '.of way to cross a street ta to carry ' ' the lot would have brought pvet an electric light globe 'hung ; proving it, ' ;n ' ;' $8000. , around your neck. Ne motorist .i. ;.,;-'-;-- -.;':l. m g Is going" to Wke chancea of is a heyna at the national puncture by running ever . What this country needs la better tooThere "' In Washington that baa not aa electric light globe. on and postage tasting ghie ' stamp " ' '" left his cage for eight years algum that won't lose its flavor when Is one who can re left on a An though the door of -- is den, has been over night bedpost left open' frort spring to fatf., Ail, member when the height" Of bliss "..''"" J "' t" Van to read "Nick Carter" on a t "'.' it';' his neighbors enjoy rolling over' 1 In the and turf the afternoon 'In the Adam Whatever lying attic hummer bad' , fmublea rainy ' sun. He sees them but never leaves Him pfMceful Hi to mai, tha cage which he himself makes HonaehoW Hint: , Never ate fire No saJeamaa ever bounded Urn " ' a prison. ' . arms to sboot off a corn. ' .T bur ft costly ea. ' ' ' "' : :; ; ":; ' ! LOVE . There la bo truth to the' rumor ' Only few weeks now aa4 . we T understand you are ' In lova that ths inventor of the slow motion will have with ua. the gink who camera got the idea from watching climbs to the top of the diving tow- with a movie star." "I am," aald MIrs Cayenne. "But the county commissioners hastening er, pones for 19 minutes, and then the engagement Is broken. I want, the work on the new road around decideot to dive. ed ft quiet wedding and be Insisted the Alpine scenic loop. on , billboarda." Washington. Star. te .ls 'fe '.'' f - gei-tbt- ' '. old-tim- er ft fvwre 1 e nounsiun. digest. More ' m Jcasjer p) OeL'doUs and' wholesome, too, because they have a finer, fuller flavor. Serve more of then And remember Calumet not : only guarantees success but alio, ' MiV, 1 .' I -- ' T a Ht VOtHR, BOKtl lVtfte. Yf ttMES J WVW, M 16 "T9.E.KSORN OtPNrVKtHT V ( TV mWCM, ' ' ( WHOOPS ' . M40rOpaAY " j XAUUVkatOM, M '' OU. Tp.ErvSUR TU vt 6tf tb MfcCAlfT T t ft DLI ACTING MAM 'i1 ii'Ha .v FIR IAKINQ Jhe Bobber tM!i te dog to bark at automobiles In hope that it might follow ooa pf them some day and get lost f Different flavored lathers seem Diggendelve, who knows! to have possibilities. Imagine Sa nearljf everything, 14 of th opinion man sitting down for a shave ana that the man who need to have. the barter . asking "Chocolate or the fashion of saying "I'll shake t Vanilla NEXT! yo for the drinks," now looks at his glass and says 'Til drink you BY GRANDMA for the shakes." , "I'etf m to have heard hat the Fete, the porter, is teaching hit. fj proved that the announce had permitted btm ta talk over the microphone for U Bilnntea before Informing him that he had forgotten to turn on toe current. The Jury, In-- ac quitting Mr.' Hamburger, took Into ronklermtkirthr fact that he had of their 'set your period girls caps' ever addremed a radio audience as at men. uranama." , "Friends ef RadJolaiU" or "My knee-caps"But no - their Great t'aseen Audience." , Humorist. 7 It is fast getting no that you can ACCEPTABLE always see a couple of buzzards "Have you any objections, sir. hovering" over a railroad crossing. to my marriage to your little girl?" "Why, I dont know anything From Greenland's icy mountain about you. To India's coral strand. "Fine! Then you can'i have any One-ha(he weight of lettuce Is little grains of sand! objeclkma." Film Putt-- . .- ' DEt-EATE- ." lf , Hector fl.'Goeduek. aid to be the only Eczema of t boaeholW la' Tre-vthe Scalp who aaa' never to' forgnttea empty tVfth V 'Tendency, to Soilness 'under the and Dandruff r'.'-- l the ret rtgraor. Furo' Ambrose Hamburger waa acquit-- 1 ted tMa morning of ' ' murdering . m radio announcer. Mr. Hamburger, who is a well , known pontic speak-- . V .' NlV ." LEGAL JSOTE8 mm " '- - www , .MAKES BAKING EASJEft . - " ' ' drip-pa- n thermore, bo holds flse ' wo rid "a record Kesults in 7 Days for toast making, having made 13' This wonderful aurtreon's Vietw piece of tone Without barn log a single slice. This record has sever scriptlon now known all over Amer been equal lel. tea as moone a emerald Oil. Is so ' efficient in the treatment of akin Sign . rn a Provo restaurant: diseases that the ttchlnar of eczema. "Dont ask U to cash checka often stops with one application. Banks don't serve soup, so why ask a lew appucauona and the moat us to cash checks?" persistent cases of Erzem' often. ' are healed never to return. Lives of some men eft remind aa kfoone's Emerald Oil ia safe and We can live like wealthy genta. pleasant to use and It la so powerAnd, departing, leave behind us fully antiseptic and deodorant that An estata worth M eeU! T even odors arising from ulcers, gangrene and cancer are instantly ' One of the greatest mysteries of killed: V : ; life is why you never hear of a --Hnone'a Emerald XMI l ttu, an bridge player being caught with Inal bottle is dispensed by phartna- extra trump up his sleeve. cinia i cenramm -- Johnson Drug always has Moone's Emmu nil Art Shannon. on hand, . . ajy, ''' . i. www , |