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Show AGE EIGHT - PROVO EVENING HERALD, THURSDAY, JUNE 7. 1928. -r THE HERALD r OUT OUR WAY ' '7- ' asso-cialio- o, - . ,' Business office, 85; Society reporter, 107; Edrial wo, 1208. If jron do not receivetoyour paper kcur ' B- - (a. Uiephiae M and a oopy will be dolitered , ' your reauUncs, hiP VW 'Subscription terms By earner In the county, w ofnU La month; JOd outside county, t9 00 the year 4aec: by mail In the 'eouety, ' ' ' "" ttoa .. aatsBaaeiryy ' AsBjeeirsua ' , This are the emblem of marriage. But sometime, when look at a groom, we think it would be more appropriate lor the bride U wear a wreath of raspber ... . ' ries. . pest "Kan that - ' , - Vork society aaatroa, who baa never en dorsed road's beauty creawav aokad oigaret blindfolded. bo X. of Ua Horteoae Soapbooe, W ssuaang unds to bay President Caojldgo's aiecsrieaJ Iwrae sutd enter tt 1st thf next derby. a, sa.sv uoute sscauo, sauei so oe the only American flapper who still ' r nee Gen.-McC- oy, li ResrAMCE'. xt q.ThH Ur4EQF LEAtoT BUS-fe- U gdAP M'LAP- i?y WILLIAMS ,- T (MISHAP PPtQPOCfS OF Pan-Americ- 1 Finding the North Pole is becoming common. The nexl Cook left there. Thai great ntunt will be to find records will hold em. , tat rTo A million dollars worth of ra dio'iipparatus is now being ehipped abroad, every month, with Canada- the best customer . threaten to make Britain's parlia- The mrnt a fBrmlw mntter with latfu r. son tr.d dauhtcp in It. Nobobdy to wash the dishes but mother under such politics I es piseose of;, e BAUOOriS.UP' ' ft "V'AlC e. I - "rr: . e. m v. TODAY AND FRIDAY FLASH " whm' ataettl n ' her Tha Wonder Dog : "DOG Believe it or not. but the chief executive of the National Wholesale Lumber association ia' named Ben W. Woodhead. JUSTICE" ; s Another goahdarn liar ' I Henry Jacob MarAdoo; He says ho goes to naovlea Because his kiddie want Urn to! , Comedy : " , Cokt Al in "WANTEA A HEARSP" high Magpie, f U I .'S. TODAY, FRIDAY AND SATUltbAY PlrscUon I Marcus Efltrrprlsen . r : , I remember, I remember. That rare old era, folks. When they called cars "horarkwa buggiesAnd thought that they were Jokes! u, . Rogers has been nominated a candidate for the presidency. Wall, he's not th first comedian who has run for that office. ' srVVIll 4 . - Shan-v- went tt hours without saying "Hot Dog!' 'or "No FooUn" breaking all existing reo-er- d In Prove. s. I CTHeM, J. "TAKE"THtM To Trie COMVEirnOei CllJSS -. SAMPLES lei ,MECMAUICAL LOOWA4S povc, "THctt STICK ME IM IT v COULP Co AL06 5o-tb BLOW "Tn OF EACH; TlFTV-"Tr(0tJSAr- iP Meanwhile, there is one bicycle for every three persons, in the Netherlands. i.i Showing confidence in Mr. Kellogg's outlawry of war, France proposes to construct fortifications, in. Lorraine. 7jlT ''.J VZlr'j ..'11 4 Hi W Flies are great travelers, says the department of agriculture. But It looks to us aa If they were regular CO camY vou ; sccrfuAMp Tld UP SOME KlrJP OF A SAMPLES TTUST CAME TROMTIWE TACfoRV, awp PRopticrricwii Has Observations "TO T WS LI , Maggie- - Mkia . school girt, who MAORI-OUfiH-- Atf wear red flannel aadrrwear. c.-i- ---. HOUSE BOARDING OUR f. -- 4 ly.CrS aboota nrurea la the day's new I. Mi. EtU Carbuncle, New Cheer Up V . . - " . 4 ckarwojnsa who hrsshnnd, retaaen to any: -Beautiful Society Matron Hay Prominent Clubman!" TODAY'S riCTOElAL - . SECTION ' . Herman I. lUemtorcfa, - aba eeve4 the liltaer medal In J JanmnWanv Mr. lUowtoecli In aaid ol'r " ?V porter la Aaaertca as . weather? a 4- - Mora than 1,4)00,000 ,. American homes are without bathtubs. It Is announced. Migoah. where do the people keep their beer ia the hot - t M .r ' I - , , ..4 FAMOl'8 JOl'RNAIJST hs who is tc Arrived at Washington, Brig. ' Gen. election. McCoy reports Brig. supervise Nicaragua's that it is not war, in Nicaragua, but simply a hunt. Sandino is to be caught and the country made revolution-prooLet us hoiH! for the best. However, Sandino isn t caught ar.d history indicates that about the only way to make-is to turn i little country revolution-proo- f : into a cemtery. ,' 7 . -- - check thra again! . ;,,... Orange bloasoma t mess, at Halkngriiran, Ihilirpine Islands, waa surprised of by a great nob of Moros. It cost the lives of four-fiftthe company. Some of the bys fought with table knives Babe Burke got and camp stools," some with bare fist. hold of a- hawball bat. He met the murderous bolo blades and lesser hits, of the mad Moros wit home runs, virtually holdinir up the massacre, for an instant. Then "Babe got hold of a revolver and put the Moros to flifcht by shooting their chief. A modal Is asked lor "Babe Burke, as one of the 17 survivors of Co. C. By the. way, the Moras have talcen cp baseball; but rione of them has been able to approach "Babe Burke batting record of 1901. Llovd-Georg- Of aQ The aaddwt are fdteae: "Ur cram 1 , S..iv, sad words ed tongite or . Introdiuing and com mend pg for a Congressional medal; after 27 years, "Babe Sylvester Hurke, beside whom "Bam lino ' Ituth in a mere liulucnt. ' ... Tb grea asrt battlst kymm (All Jokes aside) la taiai atd aathern grina ' the bride!" i Perfect Baiting .. flattery., . la only a question of Uaae until the STOP and aaka an editorial.-"b- i GO wiU be erectincome of the average America ed on. top of thVsignals to Knight building buainaea maaT" regulate airplane trafic, '' Abott S a. m. ' manager. f t! bajkdiU. by Ctucag There gee the saii- - Tseet-tweeThe easiest way to flatter A man to tell bint be la proof against ting ahiktie. . la It 041, . ! k NetkJag auaa keesi said. kw-eve- r. againat the kUUag af Gun oar Raamuson, editor end manager; R. W. manag ing editor; N. C Hicks, county editor; Jssaa Clark, advertising J ; ! tCopyright. 1928 Depart- Hawdy. fiilat! . T Hnr-ew- e aewt as sisate ka saad aaaiaal tke fctUtag ad mm taerjiw . by Ctdaem , tMdlta. rat f. - '..' ft. The man who used to study wild life in the woods now baa a son who studies wild ufa in V J JQ li TU' eJOGHSOR HOOO ClTG O r ? I FL. (Telephone -- -- , ia training totiv U.i;;tt ""1 ft . . hnl nor n W'If th oewAw n ;L n ) At" UWKMoweR ovt? ii vse Gr paio few .corrwoME I vJj Inn 'k 1 vara. --I"S Mi.kM wk It, -TWU r rvnvraf r rnrMtrlan T3 W. natter tfl c Provo, yufc, dUyu En'ared m coed-cl- s At the posfoftice la Provq, Utah. Vtnu.Wr of the tfnited Frees "EA Service. rlM Servlcn, and the iunet J. 8erijpl Newspaper. 1 L ITh GEE. TH OFFICE VAMP, SEZ: mar- Yoo can always tells lied man by the way he cringes when be hears a feminine voice Qt-- filANYATTEND SERVICES FOR lial A.Los Angeles man has concocted a new explosive Btaftk-s'toaction the entire police force.. Chicago will, thst a- trrelful of it. "5 order perhaps - NANCY MINER - Cbolidgc Where Lincoln Spcke Funeral service were held In the Second ward chape Wednesday afternoon for Mra. Nancy Chase Miner, S3, wife of Moroni liner, who died Sunday at the family borne following a four "weeks Illness, i Bishop William rWainwright pre-- . aided at the services. The invocation waa offered by C. E, Dalton and the benediction waa pronounced by Selvoy Boyer. . Aiyron drandaU and Elmo Coff.-mafurnished a vocal duet. Catherine R- - Dougal, Walter Robinson ""f I gjfand Melba Condie each rendered ' Tlx i. t.eT 3a beautiful vocal aolo, and a vocal -" duet was given by Inex Wheeler, m and Helen Palfreymap. The speakers each of whom euloII Roora- gized' the splendid life and charac: ' ter of their beloved friend, and ofProfeMoV who I ' North America la aocn to lose Its Diggendelve, Two sisters, one weighing twe fered words of comfort and connow nearly everything, says a wild animal wHh the meanest die- solation to the bereaved family. neat ttieny aluminum falae teeth position. Department of the Inter-- nundred nd the. .oUiex one hun Patriarch O. B. Huntington. Ernto make est Strong, of tiie ward bishopric. re used in feusala because" irol J iot hM Issued a statement that the dred and ninety five, help wolvfsrlne new exists but In larger."" This President J. 8. Bringhurst few our neighborhood and behind ines would . be wasted place in the Rockies and Arcades smoker knew his female weight Bishop-- William Wainright ... vhiakefs. nnd in British Columbia and Alan and measure. - ' August HJortb dedicated - the "One of , them sent a dreae to the grave at the Springville cemetery. will atay any Bloody, the manlrjjre7ha hld ,ka. The wolverine food. laundry and they aent . U back hnost every kind of a ..and In the place thnt. he think-holand said they did not d UnU. The 'Orid except a perfect one in aoratcra ci way into trapper' r ',1ns. Ueatroyes bait, ia Lrapa and thin one has a huabaad and she calls him her .cave waiui. although AmariUa AmplegirUi ha received tears up everything he can't eat. he weighs but ne hundred. When er diploma from a correspon Jence enool swimming course, but she Thirty'years agq. nobody believed the sisters ga for walk, they put ets little pleasure out or doing that there would be any buffalo left him between them, to keep him LAST TIMES TOl)AY wr strokes on the rue or carpets today but, this animal has increas- front blowing away. A new neigh--j A Big Double ,BiU so ed ner on wun was who of careless re bor, NEXT. greatly reservations, . cent years, that Unci Sam jumpa tonuge remarked: ,. at the chance of selling you one for 'Weil, I rhavet been queer sand $100. Over in Canada, they now wiches in nvy time but it is the j have so many that they'll be giving first arm t seeing tne cry i.aaa them away, or driving them out to ia between the weat" " ; , the huntipg grounds, la a few year. . Mm0 n Kf r Rl- - The Bobber Shop - In NATURELAND 1 . : Jhitibi fee Smoking rrr I -- i , Speaking from almost the same t A hr Abrahia Lincoln delivem1 nla Immortal Gettysburg addtru. Piexldrnt Coottftgre'ts ahown here's h( made hie Memorial day epeech at the national cemetery. Thousand! thronging the little Pennnylvania ci y, heard the president call upon th whole nation to help in the establmUment of peace at home and .abroad Z . T TJmn Won itta ' . YOUR ENGLISII I f SCIENCE ect. PRONOUNCE peiled "frequency' with TIP OF TONGUE as if stress I ' of The process ' ' wealing tobacco' seems to have m "fre" V i v. ' become 4Uita the (thing, la .Cei DO NT USE "blowed" when you Rev. Harry r.oyd. Philadelphia eceAtly, thia new jnotaod many. aean "blown." ' "The is act Tesbyterian: Church of preparation has had an extensive ADAGE popularly used but often j s roost for plaster aainja." test and seems, to he, pretty well nisquoted. "Two may keep coun-- 1 el when the third a away" was) Dr. Jesye Holmes. 8warthmore acoeptedt (t ia auefc.iirpiM' ahaa the ordinary process and can .br Three, jnay keep counsoyle If two college: "In the history of the wonld done in far tees rime. . T obacee ;te away," as Heywood wrote it, you will find no relation whaUver -- I leaves, of oeurset must 160 years ago. . between right and viotory.C t ed or sweated beore ahoy eati- - b i-made In 4ov oigara. - XbrdinarsHy. '.r-v.'fc- -'i "J LAST TIMES this is done by neatig and reguires several weeks. The Heber process sccompllshes the same result in TODAY some seven or- - eight dsya. .The ' fa t and Un. juwlKige re ehowa above among the crowd The, preftu-'en- t J SALLY, CHIPS' 4rled leaves aire simply gprlnkled the cemetery after hie address, , r with a "magic" compound which hastens fermeMatloA, withovt in The Invocatioii waa offered by W . : , juring the tobacco. .. ft. Ho!)ry. the benediction byWil effect aroma. " The .'. Burping upon iiom T, Tew, Jr. f , ,f. VaMtie and taaae ia declared to Musical numhera were furniahet j be nil. N,ethar la the tobacco poillira.' Lee and by Ivy Un. Austir in or. od bettwed. the Put HeutZi-whwe saving al fcttog duet; time Is enough to reocommend the Eimcr Bird sang a aolo. The apeak process very highly. era were E. M. Snow f the atakc . FuaeraJ eervkes fcf Uabol. age presidency, and W. T. Tew Sr.-Dedication at the s grave-a- t (lie FAMIX.T ACJtEKS 3 year, daughter at Jr. "and Wrs. Everreon cemetery" waa by WilRIDAY SATURDAY Ernemt Stone who died at the fam- liam T. Tew, Jr. -And furthermore.",, said ,Urm ily renidenae Thursday following her long urade. "you cer-Iconcludiag an operation, were held in the It's an odd Uungf Vut those back"WALKING BACK ares t much. of a husband.' Itanly afing Hoovr . believe Coolidge can Mepleton ward chapei Saturday my dear," i Ur r rstorted ternoon. John Holley of the bishop- keep cool without being taken in a . can truthfully amy that "I " wearily, : Cn.lt. , ric waa In charge. , . ., , . , rovtarc a sot i wiie. v. : XL i" " , , , , , ,..,- - .n.r- And HAL ROACH AU Star Comedy ,, CORNER SECOND EAST AND CENTPB- n J GARJlISOlf o f - tilth &&iTon 7 - u HILLMAN'S IDEi STOCjC CO. . With Comedies FRIDAY - SATURDAY Double Bill - ISLAND" . Mystery in its height and WEST OF A ttrRUufcr Western: i, . and . i I PEOPLE 15 THE HAUNTED ' - TOMGMIF "CUN HAND STONE CHILD . , ' "GALLOPING GHOSTS" j r , TEX 1IAYNARD SIRAWD LAID AT REST JI " 'a . , s j A detective5 alory .in high New York Society. " And N .."'. J . - WATCH'5 DON'T 9A7 I ' am kind c. Jcepy," "Somewhat alocf y" la cot ' J and Money 7.IIDNIGHT - Xk cab-ridg- e. PIECE ORCHESTRA 5 a New Comedy ' , Presenting: GIRLS "WHY WALK " HOME? RAIN-BQW'SEN- D'f ' txcitirg .200 SEATS AT - '- .- . 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