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Show PEOVO EVENING IIERALD, FRIDAY, APRIL 20, 1928. THE HEMLD" HkbtW.it, at th ITovo, Uua.aUUy.. Eatorad poatofffc la Provo, CUh, Member of U elation, KEA JUrrica, Pais Editorial Serrio, s OUR BOARDING OUT OUR WAY ft-- J ii : 1 w i -- Cailad Pn aai tha Jama w i. i1 , . i.viii i ,1 1 i r-r- r. r5- r oriHn nn -- i I nn 'r.J-- - "t iN': fit iu i I room, laoa.' & you do not receive your paper before I p. to. sUlephone " t roar J aga&4a copy iO N . . . p.. i ) .i. ; I ii . Bubacrlptioa terms--Fy month; carrier la the eoutjr, $$.00 the year In advance; by nail to tb county, $J0 outaid county, f , e3-0- ,:J ii. wr4 ..... L si .' i :t;i..r Of if. 3"tr K. W. k; i1 ' ARE "BT2AJUS -- 5?4 w V vlis , -- UM-m'-- m to ma Go'-de- TW6EftT4AiLS U str ,'" 'k f , (V".Uj a". - V V - .j- aaaaiaaaaaBBBHBBBBaTBaBB J 1 vtllif Starting Something Bonnd rik w 13 Brftf 'CM,-'A4 ' MAttV yooo 25"ooo T-'-:- puis sAin i cvesf. i.itre errors; - Trf ?A5 MAlki 1 VodO riasBAidl "TALK1M6 WnM "Tm 1 IS l A. . Ail iklAar,fCll-15- c HAS AGOOTVLOOK t- . Clark, advertising - : H . t. f l " ' ing editor; N. C Hick," county editor; Jess manager., & "' Geese J MASTERS, Hi verilV, l fS1.'.' Vt' II0UC3- fcTX Tct4. Mas. fk0Pt.6 irr Prof. "It will rattr Lee Travis, of University I'ofVJowa, nay that it did Some say that it Bounded tricKa'on a ralvaaizpd iron roof. Same say, that ir&oiiha Jike. fowri khor Irving Jo tof,-TreIIrte- d And, others say that it dida't, sound at all. Anyway, it was Prot. Travis broadcasting frorrj WSUf soy3 of the human ' ; -- .brain at work Sunday taut' w,"v.;'f v; By three years of hard worjf, jProf, Travis has rot up .delicau contractiona of human apparama inac pirns up ihuacles and amplifies them as electrical waves; and, study of these impulses indicates such effects as stuttering, mentkl HiPflP' fern: PVIffiort4 b4 DtATiIitJnijrin.iVnA.."" '' Nowadays, get anything on electric WI1VM. from of your sweetheart or paring your corns'to three cheers for your presidential cundidate, and it may be broadcasted. Prof, Travis, experiments have succeeded weH jrnoairh to indicate that, some day, you may sit down to dinner at Provo and have some expert in Washington inform you as to what your in sides are doing "ttitK wh'at yeu are.' putting in. To be sure, the distinguished Iowan has got only so far as broadcasting nv fuuuus vi uiam mm, out, mi vav grvai eieciricaj lipmtr.ts began with mere sounds. Indeed, sounds were th'e ' . , . J ntr-fiici- . Vi Vttn tiiiiuCltte ' - ' :'" nil r cry 'h n J n ma v f Mi liujimii &A,Angla ' f ' f 'i " ' C ' --- ,11 crff.vK,UJ( eiaia ar an aaaaai Washington tub-s- : . ' uouit a cHiwuevA Htoc, joim, Romance of the Stars " . oOf SCOOTS. THE I h tstl its , " aaa By Crane !" ) - AS.J4uteoth jatf - m. I ful verse into this! "I've been tlungedir.to life. O.God, . As a babe thrown into the sea,; Knowing and fearing naught;;. Save Thy one command 16 me To grope and search for the Truth, Ilopeless to Jearn 'though it be." H f r. ... - . ifei rn tJv iff! - - ( ' . . W-- i i - B trade. 1 live TaU4 Will, ii iii wiili , tUow ioUk f FULLER. CLd,r dw7t froA IdedT Mttin tot )mrtirJ i lurakhinf.Cirirlon - Lii ' i t i H (Mjiti'ii ,Hii' i, h j ,i't i iimplkity; woodwork As sunshine . - la CeUeate, hu nooixiag lo6ok,'wUlt tLi niU. txeptute, Mila-iiFULLEpCLoi ! data oltasU ( a; peon rraMriabiy w7 o pply atiot oull to korf fpoBaV " ' i ... ,M apaaC iI.H r:1 ! ' It fa Vat if let Matter Falolor U do U brfa JoLa aiyadaO lor ra BoiafaiDf walk aow papeirodt SaalW Job (oca aa faraitara, palatini faa, ronraeU, eaa do aawtr, as4 wilb 4elifctW reaahaT FCLLEKCLO aoaiea la ' -- he ia looking for." . , Binhoo William ' BriWfi: "Beligioa ia ' , I Montgomery a desire and determination, to make the moat ef life by having It aa long, aa fnl and aa happy as possible. uaa-- ; ' Ambasaador Morrow t "When we need the sheriff to help collect a vent loan, -- we recogntxr 1ht-o- ur ture haa turned out a falhrre." i BonneTille Liinttber Co. Spanitk Park Spriagrilla 7 ......... .16 v Bros Coffee r- - the flavor of .' ' Li'l Gee Gee Is on a diet She ordered a split pea for lunch, at half of it and saved the other half (or dinner. I I i ' r. '. flavors V An old fanh toned girl Ia Etale Boata; She still wears flannel FetOcoata, ' -- ..(.. Ll'I Gee Gee went into a depart' ment store yesterday and asked to took at some corsets, and the clerk direrted herto.the antique depart ment on the third floor. Necessary Jaat send aa aamei of anyone going to boy a plaiM,Toiir naane not mentloited to them. If they hay la day you get tl cash oa each sale. Just aae pencil. Proapect'a ltv. . From England comes bosttrre an. aouncamefct tkat ,tka aowx. autav matic slotted wings for alrplanee. e fonth ffrtt recently put time la the United State. a viatica- baxarda materially. Slot- ,i .. t en Z'll '..XJ Addreaa Addreaa v e-- - r0")? Tear Addreaa "Staff at Once to THy Bevfeet Maalo Co, 61 So. Mala St, Salt Laka aty other ripening process' Is as as sunshine. And no other roasting process bring out the rare flavy of coffee as does Hill Bros.' patented, continuous' metLod cf toasting r Jew r'4 ftunii 6t tlmt- iTwte Hill Bros. Coffee anf you will instantly detect this superior flavor. Con trolled Roasting is liilil Bros. process exclusively, and the vacuum pack which seals in the ggodness was originated jby them, Ask for Ll!s Bros. Coffee by name and look for the Arab oa the can. .Write for a free copy of No flavor-produci- "The Art of Itertairfine.' Addrea Hills Bros, Dept435, 2 Harrison St, San Francisco, Calif. Prospect' Kama. Tour Kama. .. 1. ..$1 FREE! Spaahh Fork , 49 1926) . . 13 TIP i irij))iijL3(ti Varniah Remover (bottled Sheep Dip (Extra Dry) Wood Alcohol Cocktails f NATURELAND John Drinkwater: Tt la magaift- cent to encourage the. reading of poetry; but I am not at all sure that H ia such a good tMef to eaconrage tha writing of, It". America ,...5 s.,..6 Pot StiU Rat Poison (rare bou ............ .U quet) cer-.iin- ly e. rttxm FariJ-Pr- ara .ni ; "Qt. .r.'i....?7 ripens fruit to perfection, Con it ed sttng gives Hills - CO 4M Wan Fauna Satrla SA1T la Cltiea Sf UraoctM la II Prl(Ui Cnatl aod Fartorlc In San FranrlK-n- , Loa AncHn, Portlaad biilrioutor ac Valspar Producta fioa ItJ-clalmo- y preaent-da- ..t... Distilled Dog Soap Crankcake OIL .Sec - h WHT HE MARRIED when you aee the next Geodetic Survey. ia. e "How did you happen to marry blue light yon "hump'."' Uncle Sam's biological survey your wife? Lit Gee Gee aaygjat when she "I guess ahe wanted me mora was born ahe waa ao surprised she OF TONGUF 1 agenta put bands on the legs of than couldnt talk for 18 months. J dtdnt want her." John B Jenka, Pittsburgh law-: ver: In the bituminous coal fteld i $10 CASH aa Investigator caa find Whatever Ko Work fr r, Family Fireside Fun ' Order your special .... "Well, twelva dalntjr colora, aadf Fatter wbita, Aak Dwler, aamed Wow, for a ' .. color card. W. for te Tincture of Iron filinga Real Old Prusslc Acid ' k 4. Mid eagiee. when they can catch V .hem. It takes three, men to baud ' bald One trolda t the head, eagle. (Brought mother holds a leg and aiU on the drinkers. .ail and the third puts the band on. brand today).- " am very much afraid. Madam,' ?ald the doctor, "that yourJiusband d planeurrfej control. be able to work again." inai a sioiiea wing piane win ytfraaver go and tell him. That not apin with near the readinesa of will cheer him up." an 'ordinary .craft Other "slotted winga" have been in use but automatically operated ones have never CAT - v hour.been seen before. If correctly re"Do think that the Captain ypu 'What you waiting for uncle?" ported, the English idea will work will aak Gertnaine to marry him?1 nked the officer. wondera for aircraft safety. .' "Oh, I think aa He has several "My aignal' medals for French bravery." TOUR aignair ' Humor. "Tea. I don't eee very well and a don't hear very well but I "heard ! LAUGH FOR WIFE yoa tell all the Preabytertana to "The center of the North Amerl caa continent ia on Farmer Meade's "Where in the world did you get roaa on tha bine light' 'Oh!' laughed the officer "What ranch, in North Kansas, and there that horrible necktie?" "The laugh's on you. Tou gave it you heard waa pdetriaoi' What tha government has built a block of concrete, containing a metal to me last Christmas." U. of & ttaiKMiamy la your religion; 'I am a Chriatlaa, aometimea plate on which ia marked the su-t- Calif. Wampus. J Int wall ted winga, it la declared, reduce the possibility of "stalling", the cause of 8 of every 10 .fatal ' ' In the air. "Stalling" occurs when a plane looaee so much headway that Jt hi winga, will no longer hold the ship In the air. "Slotted winga" are so deaigned that when a plane stalls, a slot automatically opens and jo altera tha wing as to keep the accl-dcht- a a town that la alow to rt the modern Idea and lmprove-tehta, . A fast talker thua atopped mvpraational traffic. In tha amok-- r. In the place where I mate my dim, they had Juit Instituted alg- ala for motora and thoao that nlkrd. n the comera. To help out police officer waa eaiignel to aa- at tha blind and the deaf and the An old gentleman, vhoee hearing waa not ao good. ratted patiently on tha corner for In '" " i fp Smokinsr Room I, 7 auaV Marriage waa much simpler In the old days, when a young fellow did'nt have to figure on keeping a girl In the gin to which ahe la ac- i YOUR ENGLISH . Whatever troubles Adam had In sunny, happy Eden His wlfle never criticised The books that he waa readin. III1 PAINTED WALLS ,, f" m llf 3 1 - customed.- SIMPtlCITYt yi In-do- re YP". J , 'I -- Lp if' The Bobber Shoil jl. ...... Ea2"' Of course you notice that one part of Lindy's plan for - ' avoiding attention is his neglect to many, v IHIII ., iHaawaaaaaa.a.1 ....' ' M a , i And right ti6w, with Willie Ifays in Europe, somebody suggests a movie film built around Teapot Dome I ' iaa -- ' ' aian aaaaaawaaaax : 1 1 t . Jn a w-'ut- . "w- provo-cAtion- s V - " "t "He may not know hi onions", B'ondy, the manicure, aaid, thia morning, "but plumber I cerWW WWW WW wWWWW WW W tainly wlae to the leeka." Peta, the porter, calls people who ' north Sh!p mo eomewhere (Copyright, 1928) bellev in ghosta "to perstitioua," 1 f ' - IIowdrr folks L Don't worry Greenland,' ' "If you think nature haa been - Waif the silent Iceberg rear. about today! troohltm. Rentraav' to you In the matter of beauWhere there ain't no Jasa bands unfair ty," Profeasor IHggendelv told tha other mornpeople in the shop, . "Among My Sou" ventre!" "" ing, "Ju get an animal book and ":-- ; Joe Bungatarter is saving up to take a look at the sea elephant" Proverb from the Eskimo: Do next? : buy a new phonograph needle. He ..." says hie last year's needle la almost right and fear no man; don't write woman. , - .J and fear bo worn out ;. a 1 -Art Shannoa. , Another awful liar . a, ' nil. I ' o) la Ebeneaer Shower; Dont any I have get money m He aayf he waa the bosun t Mumtaa Begum, dancing girt the bank." '1 have money" i cor. Aboard the old Mayflower! ' t plana to take the Maharajah of rect f. away fron hit American Pronounce" "tutor" aa If spelled LEADERS OF INDCSTBT IS spoil se.' Mom tax told Sikh report "ta-tewith atress on "tu." It I era. Dont tell aa that avett the re- not "toot-ter- " AMERICA aa o commonly used. porter ar getting Sikh over the Don't mae "guess" when yen This is AdVlhert . whol mean thing! I. Glazard, who. "think," ' ' Adage popularly used but oftea. starting as a poor f'. v Judging from the scope of the D. "Offer drink to- boy, amaased a A:'v bitksC, rt wetrtd hav"beft misquoted;' great "Ibrtuiie fa much easier for them to draw up ia drowning everybody offer him J two years, manua list of spaakera they would Haten drink"; a a Herbert wrote It ln facturing bombs " :: !. ta "Jucula Prudentum." and machine gone for the Chicago Jr bt of the millions 'The. perfect order ' of planets is mor thah and4?armony It is Viarvelous, " Romantic. appalling. It brings belief that 4here 'ia" Divine . w Originator; One who keeps order?! A concept of a Divine Originator is always bound to arouse the public hostility of our "virile materialists, evolutionists and accidentalists, who have perverted an originally beauti' i1,: , 'V. ... " eouid write science- that ,f others than scientists could tnaie- head 6r tail f it. T 'Miss- Prbctor was; for ieVeral yekrs; lecturer for the NewTork Board of Education ana she certainly has a beautiful grasp of fhe romance, of istfonoinyl'but,,', riska, som,e--- i r REAL, cmMNtx rock! no woNoeQ v?0"- - coauDtn ftNt ouft TRePtSORe f toot- vc v urr - .aaaaaaaai Entering via the Pacific Coast route, comes t our midst to lecture everybody on the romance of astronomy, a very interesting scientific lady from London, Miss Mary Proctor, F. Hbout r, 1 f V- - Ml r ' 7 The Great Amtrizcn ( r.'j i waw aaa Breakfast L HILLS BROS COFFEE aw Ikt Tmk f t Cooks i r la iJ 2V2 I . V w 1 V V ,4 to 5 isiaatcs frk. r! final aity pttid acfa a Irs. vpfumm t U C 12 s. Fat, CC, |