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Show PROVO EVENING, HERALD, WEDNESDAY, APRIL OUT OUR WAY HERALD TZ-!-2 by FAMic- - e, erf Use UnlUd Pl pcetcrflk-- U Provo, UUh. Men Jame Paiae Editorial Berylce, and tte KEA Scripps Newspapers, lOTf Xdltarlal TeJepbceee-Buain- eas off., to; Society reporter, v av telephone before receive paper your MM. Hy rata, iTTT aad a iopy' Wli be delivered to your ease-eis4- e a Sare, tanae-- gubeertptioa uao the year in JT Otniw toeditor; i1vm; ul Oof-de- '.'.., soaaager. P -- UP A6in4 VII UL SWP A TIAPIO6RAM-I- 0 OO Am By Ahem MAJOR PeRSOAC -- - HEAD. : 5A"-Ml- S I CAi Be -- that iiGrt viRrfe HcoPix fwgMoa. major . llll J f", I 1.11 w 11 WAS A zrC rlAtV SUUfl -vsrTH WORK TRAJJcE1b fo V1LU SABBoouce A eOTIlU Or PA 9 "A acep GO CACTf, AM' TrC KiEvi -r- wh;I .x1AT h. 1 M. j oi 1 J- -- His aviatTor rEo'AT. BACK Apfcft dockihg:-- : 1 safety cau Assure vou, I, VJlU. B6 VERS UPSlErC . MUCH ABotrT -- T is ; . I I AJVAMCfcV, HIM ii ZiJ Tainted Taxes : . I adverti-in- .. f-- ' f oh aroumo --Tin, nUef? uifr Utc manager; L W. m park, editor; fouptj Pk C TOO-H- OtD OkiMP . (Mrt U the eewiry, 4 eeata tfc asoath; by mail to the county. K outatd county, By BinM, H. S1LLV Ul Beooad-claa- O HOUSE BOARDING By Williams OUR 7 It lierald OorpormXto aCcHKod era, ff eaiasarrK a Ut W.fit, Pwrn, VUh, U2jr-- XdI4 m Vkliah4 18, 1928. perfect rf ? mm: What U BoVernment tax on buslnw? It U fovern- nient recognition of said buaincss and, irlrtuaDy, fovernment I rwrmiRsinn Jones olda up "and roha a citizen. Along cdraes Smith End fort Jones to share with him the proceed of the robscouAdrel ' bery, Morally and legally, Smith it jiwt as ig as Jonesf isn't he? ' Down in Texas II. E. SnodgTas, representing- prohibition 200 convicted bootlewers cites headquarters at Washington, to; come up with federal taxea ror operaon iwu crjeiaif per year to Texas, another f 1000 to the Jnj liquor-410- 00 trfMurv. Smith holds Jones up btcause the holding1 is rood. The fhhral asnrrfai are thf fame. '" gnTernrneni; noian up con. aren't they? Sitted IT. R . 1 1 ! -- K HUH law-breake- ra; e t The Valid Revenue nhK' Xnti-parcot- "THE Vi.tl. S. Subreme Court's attitude toward the Act ic ' ' LrJSeveral years ago, the Act barely queered Into stitutionality by a 5 to 4 vote of the court: and, the major; ttf of 1 invited further attacks upon the law. Now, uponis howinjr by the government that a substantial revenue derived from the taw's enforcement, the court holds by 6 to 3, that it. is every way valid and not an Invasion of the police powers of the states." M Of course, the present decision is good law thas to be) and of advantage to the progress of decent civilization; but, moral sentiment has to dubiously scratch its head over the -- "TouCK. r (HI . con- -- iJraHghha44tituiionau"ty FiNS-iKJC- WASHINGTON TUBS By Crane : "Butt PWSOM'S ECAT US At EVeKM timM, VJt NttT? WOil - VJ6 GOWN DO 7 sresw, K NOW st '" w . I j L mi if - XJongress.: When anxious about the fate of public Interests, always look into the space between the partisan grindstones - X. T 4 Ik. i! . " "Ptutonics" Next member of the British John L. Hodgson, Association for the Advancement of Science, has joined the niWvocitte tfeedlwpma4 M definouTrTSfTsaenttstf ite blari to utilize a portion of Earth's internal heat At the stast meetii'6.f the Association Mr? Hodgson presented sturdv arsruraent in support of his belief . Mr. well-kno- r tT ftfftt fiMe wtve teeM 04 TMen have surmounted tremendous engineering obstacles rin the Dast. ' Witness the pyramids and the Panama CanaL of A 1UW . HtttOi rstxwo XJkit. SMi ,SNT w 111 rzzi In view of such accomplishments Mr, Hodgson 4s flrmlyJ convinced that engineers could run a shaft from five to thirty mtfee into the earth. He estimates a rock temperature of 1500 degrees f. at the latter depth. This temperature .. could be made to engender a considerable power , " Mr. Hodgson admits that no economic necessity for such a gigantic undertaking now exists. But H will come. He suggests that the new science of underworld engineering 1 Called "Flutonics", after Pluto, Roman god of the nether ' V' region. . . . 1 w Lindy says that riding in a plane il safer than riding in an auto. When is that boy going to dare being a mere rpedestrian?" - .. .. '," - ,; ,, 'I ESMAN SAM By Swan 6fti tjn see IF out I cam oh tTTCR. toefvre COCK THIS TIME, Bonbon V is vnu. o ctae' bo!thisgottk HORseSHoe ee th' owe ta him vu-erc- Hft Be- - frNO - - quite dUtinguedJO be listed In Kidnap social . , .... , :. , , . t t ,. ' ' was Spinster Naftcy Miller write that her . She that iihaharajah husband has got "her 20 queenly costumes; and, Cstill, there are folks who wonder why a Seattle girl would f rehangeiier-reugaonktt. ;it is becoming - WlOWi w! .ir- -v aw Aty Td li A THtMK. OU've - 1 I CP -r -'- y i 1 -- UP. r",r , sA. WLU, askimWahowim ( HERE JU6T see ip V swoe Tit $ WHtft w BON BOM LAST' VecK vou'fce 60MUA prove irs now bom's 5Hoe y OLtlFEELO 9r 4.4021 COU&IER $J45 $J30 Art Shannon. fet 1 Coffee In Eye Dropper ,, j ture Is a surgeon's wonderful pTcscfW.lun now In the Spring a yoang man's fancy macists at trifling cost that will do Lightly tarns to thoughts of love. mora towards helping yon get rid of And bo starts hi writing ditties unsightly spots and skin diseases - with --turtle than Rhyming "loveanything you've ever used. - Not dove." only does this great healing antiseptic oil promote rapid and healthy healing in opea sores and wounds, but boils, accesses and ul- 'Here 20S4.4O21 eciema,,! Instantly stopped; the eruptions dry up and scale off in a very few days. The same is true of barbers' itch, salt rheum and other irritating knd unsightly ski a trou- 2x4viO21 ' f 55 Why Have HEADACHE . t ATKE MERCHANTS. p Tsy-pm- cers that are discharging are almost immediately relieved and DtSTEKDCO At ft WAT Brimhall Bros augpa cleanly healed. Ib skin diseases Its action Is little less than magical. The Itching of We set the pace In time value all these tires bult by Firestone, with each time we include complete service, which insures more, .miles and economy. Start saving - at the be-lo- w ! il3 W Dr. Snlckelfrits U wanted box office! " r?r r- balloon; 29x4.40 J"j43 i. Chambermaids. Heals Eczema J In 7 Days or Less &eAuse H pickco Ai MO.S5Hoei 1' (&&d , Is cooled to about SS degrees F., by means of ice. Four tons of It are sent down the shaft every day If all the mra who believe that and all air pumped into the mine they receive-- as much salary as they passes over it to become properly are worth get 'together, they could cooled. hold a convention la a telephone It takes twenty minutes and four ' booth. . changes to reach the lower mine r levels. Four thousand workmen 8PRIXG POME mke the trip each way, every 24 . hours. i$rr AM - People who chase bugs are either:, I. Botanists, - (NMD v? Li'l Gee Gee says she has had hallucinations twice. The first time It didn't take, but the second time It left a big scar. " 1 . T steam, And the honey moon Is over when the bridegroom commences to cat in his and the bride The "Village Deep" gold mine In begins to wear comfortable shoes. South Africa is the deepest mine . In the world. Nowhere do men go TODAY'S MENU lower than the bottom of the "VillFor Fnrsons Whs Are en .a age Deep" which is 7700 feet r apStrict Diet proximately a mile and a half, the surxce of the Johannesk Globule of Consomme burg plateau. That means 1.900 below sea level. Whiff of Onion The task of operating this great mine calls for all the "Village Microbe f Roast "t Deep" can muster In the way of sagacious business management It A Bean Is a mighty task gold mining a mile and a half underground. Rock 1 Fried Minnow's Fins ) temperatures of 81 degress F, are let the ransom rate at $100,000 the Los Angeles iTfipnapers will pay attention to people of Who's Who only. Si fixing 1 eooker is a utensil used for cooking SCIENCE ; ' Mr. .Harry Wills,' Los Angeles," wants divbrce, because too .much. Call? his wife made him kiss his mother-in-lait cruelty; but, what sort of a looker is she, hey?. . Oh, see the Traffic Cop! What Is the Traffic Cop dolngt The Traffic dip Is bawllnir out the Motorist. What is the Traffic Cop sayingr He Is aayintr: "VVhass matter? Toa Color Blind? Drive over to the Will the Curb, Barney Oldflnld! Motorist make any Reply? Oh, my No! The Motorist will keep as Quiet as m Mouse. What v. ill the Motorist say when he. gets Home? The MntorlKt will Say to Ills Wlfrl " i, . I told th Big Bum where to Head In at, and Believe Me, I told Mm Plenty!" WU1 his Wife believe him? Don't make mc laugh! shirt-sleeve- Obesrvationi ' V fr at adependsJ2ponability Observe how the Sinclair slush fund was covered up? The Republican and Democratic campaign treasurers entered into an agreement not to file theirreports with ' ' . ... , ;. r" "Just before the-laDempeey said a smoker. ' "I " Tunney finished up my work, in order to catch a train. I gave the tsjtl drlv- er an extra tip, to get xo to the Social Error. No. 6098 : It is al- station. Man proposes , and the (Oopyrteht. 1828) Editorial writ-Iways bad form to dunk your dough- police dispose. I was held up. I Howdy, oik nuts in your coffee, and then shake arrived at the gate Just In time wante'to know what kaa off the surplus Java on your host- - to see the train pull out of th I'se sorry you missed yqtraln ssn's best rug. suhv said, a redcap looking Jot- Ve dnnt know-ta- r pf rtiitn, silver tip. bat we think she dowm at the - Oh that's aU right It was Just ADDLED AXIOM cabaret the train that was taking me to I come wbo to bint Everything . my wedding, la Chicago How to Increase the Revenues of orders hash. ' "'Shuh, yo all ain't missed yo the Orem Railway: Offer reduced train at" alL Jump right on the fares to motorists who have o ride to the' Mock where they have park- " It Is said to be easy to identify a Fight Special. Leaves In half hour!" man from Los Angeles, as he always ed their car for the day. HAD TRAINING has a dent In his stomach from car"Do you think that Doris la fitrying cafeteria trays. , TIJE FIRST READER ted for the battle of life?" "Well, she ought to be"; she's TODAY'S DrMBBEIX been in four engagements already." Happy Magazine. set-to- OOD V BUT HOW? r In Smoking Room 1 KV6M WhenThey Agree " . I 1 to squeeze hatlofial revenue put of soraebudyr ' I.Alt: TIP OF TONGUE Tou remove the thevbuaineM por- in tisr cfialf Tlld tlkM tw hands tion of the skunk it easy let the In hers, he usually wants to kiss ' carcase air out a bft, then cook and . , somebody. serve a dioh fit , fo any , "I do not bllV in thta famtlr tree ttuff. Too many of thtm nrd pntytnt ." Judge Geo. D. Alden: . The Bobber Sho Ever since Pete, tne porter, car- ried a banner la a minstrel parade he naa been telling people be used la the stiuw tiusliwa. 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