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Show 'PRO VP EVENTVcTHERALD; THURSDAY. AFIUL 12, "' r: ' : - . WAY OUT HEnAJLD. - ! Tim i - i i 13. i:"l.7.. : '"U. Herald Corporation E. G Rodger, jtfeaident, at saaUa W, St, i"Hm, Utah, dail. Entered m soeooa-elaa- a ft C I isteffk to FTovo, Vtah, Kerober of Use United Ieaa aaao. tfca JiWo O. clais, NA Servtoe.- PaJ Editorial Service, -- Jfswfpaper. . tX'ioaeo-rBuaioes- a office, S; Society reporter, 10T; Editorial rouoa, UOt, U you do ot receive your paper before p. tt. Ulejshons '"- -" fce delivered ta jwa rasirfsnra god v copy-wi- mi u...,.mmmmmmm (Copyright, Itfflli , Rawr, faJui Hal MCC Lit Qmt C a swit t tnra out for crew, it always mairs hio backward la a boat,. Up) By carrier in the county, 48 eentt ths month; BUM the year la advance; by mall In tbe county, 450 outside eouaty, .......... ........ . vit I1 :irM Bsbooriptioa - . r ; ' ''- trJt , :t -- 'V it tee ll.,LVWi-Ktl- . y II Hi t I 11 ill II 1)Mk1 V 0 B3ffl' I ' V.I 1 ' (B VI f ax- - I 1 f (1 T J -- Invented theaa toasted sandwiches had aa exaggerated Idea of th' width of th human mouth, : b '4 :""'i Speaking of unenijkyment what baa become of the hot brick 'that folks nad to tak to bed With then oa cold nights? - d I I i- - preci-yilale- s. Lecturer saya that lnaects will play a. big part la the next world IS PROVO : . SPOBTS KOTat Girt aa California recently raa 1M war. This Im Cttaala Coeaegresjae, yards to U aeoonda. The dinpatck the only hum la What kind of Insect ia ha refer- didot state whether the saaa ea. America was haa ewr ring to second lieutenants?..., I Gaped Jt-resnained la tha amek- w.'A4";. 4,-- Jt, inc ooinpartmn of a Harvard has aatabliahed a trainr FiiI1fwb rJLT for one CANDIDATE FOB THE ing table for its debating team. The I WIWHIUI nunc i I FOI.SON will IVY chew tough steak to CLIB debaters i starting an argument on pro-The soda fountain clerk who get in trim for chewing the rag. JT"W klhttinn. This ftscord Invents a sandwich made out of ;T ; arUJ, stand Ut BTMUI) s deviled ear, and aooaeberrr Ian. Ws'ra In favor ot cigarat-lighjUrreara, experts predict. Dern if we aln t sick of ginks who . . J icratch matqho on the. fendetf The British have removed all Old Silas Crump, th' saga of our carj aes: "I'm on Hollow, beginthe Pumpkin export of rubber. ning to believe these women when Goody, goody t now wt can buy that There goes the whiaUo. Gotlo u(t to haven't a been wanting for now. Too boas gets aero when 1 eraaer say wt'v they pencil thing they ' wear!" the past six months: werk overtime, :. , ; Only a few weeks now and the Pittsburgh man has Invented a , ... Art Shaaoo I VIIV . ra MOOr4 U&UT AMD ROSES mw.t. aRrerr.. f 1 it raat at a BOARDING: HOUSE- -" OUR ' I ' kmh . " , By Ahern ... &r Tn J ! ' ' . that IhH as the nhininir example for young manhood at t ?.M.-.,the'C'vil War and that hundreds of babies and HnuiiAl of all Idndirwere" named- - for him "and that on his nturrt to his home in Terre Haute. Vigo county, inaiana, the thfJUKnds of. pwplw at the depot to greet him went wild whtn he stepped tf the train that brought him home victorious from the battle fields, and he went on to say that he had n rnrfre than put his foot on the platform until ne was Vmiiii..! a tjli'BTam from President Lincoln. Mace said he oier ul hi message, read it to the crowd and recited the which were as follows: "Ik ar General, do you object to your picture being on the D"Htsrv stamps? 1 know it is the only way you can he th 4 ' ,::, - Monday, ! t " un. ceje CEK. nr orrilac Th' man treasury depart-mea- t saya th' new dUar bin vUl laat aoo' days. Thara day longer than one of themf " Witt last sae." n :: WHO'S MHO - War Hero Iivcrurst was telling a crowd, . begin f T 1 wiU gy i'i ' 1 '""... ..- M - , . ' i " ij.y Hinfi ami '.'"' - i i .i jj'ar 1 w.-.- s -- con-tents- , - was tiddUfigTKra Tero. "but thereXTS tnitft in thr yarn about by setting fire to Rome. I was playing 'Adeline,' when the populace applied the torch. . " ; ure 1 . The Willys' at Waikild Vv AoM J' f GAS- - VALvC MCHAAISM he antHie-answered:4- 51 tSirl7J CC kVC , ever be licked.. Signed i Abraham Lincoln:' wild telegram by saying that he could n6r"c6nsehl7"aa tnrilglit make h;m apprar egotistical. He said the throng' then surrounded him and commenced cutting pieces off his clothing for Houvenirs. He also stated that Mrs. uverwurst was at the: ifcpot with the crowd and of course she was young and handsome and overly anxious to be the first to greet, him, Which was right and proper, so he kissed her, and crowd and Mrs. Uverwurst blushed. We asked Mrs. Liverwurst about it this morning, and while .she didn't deny 'the charge; she said she wished Mace would attend to business a little better and deliver the wash irjp on time, after she had done them," instead of growing so sentimental when there was important work to be done. " - , Altoona Tribune. ZnzM-BfltultTtywdwe- HAS ESAnS-T- . fr ifeRRiBt'e MtSS, Moui 1 ' . . y iiS JT- rA n ' ..- In t y If I ,' - n r ; ' . 0te AH ABATOR 14 OPTHOSg EATlETtW S p ySA He . PouiA'.y 60ESF llSlfeAPj ' s ' f, 1 - r- ff :' - ; : , the wings of airplanes. Th jfff ect llstet?" of such ice coHection has been h7 said Muriet "I s'pos sie n found qulte lerious, a great deal i4a when she' finished." Boston Itf t. N. Tyndall, Seventh Day of thextife of a plane's wings Transcript lost by formation of a idventiat, evangelist: "Why all naalj layer of Ice. sudden advance la actedce, In first drew public atLindbergh ? vention, education and tranpcrta-ttoatention to the danger of ice formaVvTiy television? WhyxUnd-aergh- r tion on an airplane. Xa hia New supplied' tbe an- York-Pari- s he had to drop Prophesy flight ' f Iff swer. It is the time6f the en- d- lower on several occasions, when he last generation foretold as the he saw Ice.Vgm to form on the neat remarkable of all ages." wings of the Spirit of St Louis. ' It is hoped that some aubstance Capt JN. H. Royle, aviator: "The perhaps a paint of some sort, can iirtutne Daasenaer service from be developed which will keep all Francisco to Chicago surpasses planes free of tue danger of lee 3i Varletif , me .commercial aerial service Be formation. As Just another step in ROSE BUSHES tween Chicago and New York. The the rapid advancement of aeroplanes are larger and faster, the nautics, such an Invention seems ; landing fields are better lighted and necessary. "r 'A v have better facilities, and the searchlight and blinker markers are superior. assortment of Smokinp Room I Complete 'BJJ1IL.1 .ilil.lJ)u..t,.,.i -HMSWEinwpaMBaBnM' shrubs. "A friend called a genUeraan jonn n. wuiy, pioneer loletio, O., autopttiUiia nnuiuiiClur, la ahown The Bobber Shop aside, the other night," said a tall oara uung a raw momenta of rert front the motor buiineaa. He la plc- smoker, motioning another away w uaugnwr, virgmiaon mo peacb at' Walklkl, iutt about The printer who geta shaved here from the vicinity of the spitoon, to to go for a ride la an HawaiiajKoutrisger canoe. every morning nearly lost his job, "and proceeded to give him some yesterday, because in a theatrical advice about the young lady with SWEET PEA SEED advertisement h made the words whom he had been lately associatComing 'standard playera" read "stranded." ing. The same wonderful Side whiskers came in with "'Do you know that thafcvgtrl Is varieties grown here in handle bars and went out the same a gold diggerT tne advising one our greenhouse direct declared solemnly. way.from originator. T "No, I don't,' snid the advice Bloody, the manicure, la taking medicine to make her blood warm- ceiver. 'But if she is, she's a darned er, because, with tne amount of poor geologist'" PROVO clothes 'she sow uaa to wear her GREENHOUSE Muriel seemed much perfect figure is almost a" total -'loss. disappointed In her new baby sister, PHONE EIGHT-even, ih&iigh. , it..wa-.putfi.to her. that teeth and hair would soon HERE THE make their appearance. FLOWER3 GROW I "Come' said her now," aunt, YOTTR ENGLISH "aren't yon pleased with little TIP OF TONGUE ly Plant '. Now l 40c ! I In 40c 75c Q 3l To the Public eks.' - Don't use "fuiure" when you mean "subsequent" Adage popularly used but often misquoted: "III deeds are easily done" was "Inasmuch aa "spring up as a spontaneous crop. they arc earlv to learn," aa wrote it , ' We have aa unlimited amount of Ctah money to Joaa oa i i - explorer and discoverer in the f great Southwest, Coronadb pioneered a trail which telephone line ' now traverse. r To project and construct these lines across plain and desert and over mountain range also was the Work of " "!7r '"r'""7-r"'- "' pioneers. These men of the Bell System have blazed a trail through; the frontiers not only, of .ftpfphyjbutfscfenj tific knowledge . Their advance continues. This company still ha its Coronados who ld "eks-kwit-i- t" ..... 0YS Out Party Don.t flBV."She couldn't handlv do her work." "Could hardly" la cor-- 1 rect tronounce "exquisite" as If tell-- 1 ed with stress on ,s - , s. ..ii-v- - Ihmd ih kail 50c a n An Eastet A are, opening die way to better telephone service for the million who now live where the' Spanish explore first led his ' follower. Our continuing objective is ex pressed in the words of President" Walter S. Gifford of the American Telephone'and Telegraph Gnpanyt With your ympathetk under standing we shall continue to go for ward, providing a telephone service for thanation m jmA.smt Jtm from imperfections, errors or delays, and always at a cost as low 'as is with financial safety. Adttrtistmtnt The Mountain States Telephone t'Uh steel-cla- d con-siste- nt by & Telegraph Co. County property ; at seven per cent on monthly payment plaa x , ; ,' or on straljht long time loan,. No. excess fees or Ufa Insurance. S J Let us furnish the money "for your n-- w home, or Cer-vaht- SCIENCE Tne varv vnunr nr. Duckling ' ' - hM haa "'' " r-,- : I : ' : your present loan, or contract Home Insurance Agency 20 ( . SATtJ a The skirts ara tbe sama for another . and daughter. ; : When the wind blows. ,. A recent Chinese war was LI'l Geo Geo een't aaderatand Each of them shows if la reported, by a shortwhy they ara called track farmers, Half aa loch, half aa inch mora age of chow mein. than aha oughter. The battle cry, no doubC M "Ba when so many of them drive- - a member the Metnr horse and wagon. TTr Mr. Sinclair s Dilemna. . One of the burning moral anxieties 4a based on doubt that Mr. Sinclair will accept the fund being promoted by Senator Borah-- "to wipe out the obligation of shame upon ...... the Republican party." You see, Mr, Sinclair, from the very first, trafficked with Fall and the "Ohio gang" 'motivated by the strongest, sincerest patriotism. How can- he conscientiously accept the Borah funds, when the same come to hira labelled, "Restoration for Corrupt Boodle?" It would be a terribly embar-assin- g situation for a conscientious patriot; about like asking a Worshipper in Thorch to pat his hand into the contribution box and withdraw what he had donated as a cincere Christian. Again, how can Mr. Sinclair pocket Borah's virtuous fund, without, virtually and practically, confessing that, unintentionally or otherwise he performed s a corruptkmist? Indeed, the situation is very difficult for Mr. Sinclair. It jmight Bof ten his distress by suggesting that the $160,000 worth of "party moral obligation" be turned over to. Fall, Who Is another Mtriot in heed, or just dumped Intothe party's campaign fund of 1928. At any rate, it will be a shame to have such a quantity, of perfectly moral political boodle " go liiipWed. i ' . - was going but he ay lo Jhl abortev inch i. t aas crowding Ut I Wasder ed boys off the front page. Half an Inch, half aa inch, half aa - I " liii.i.i.i.i Roekrtba-Baa- trifle-decke- W. Oo'-dmnf-fce-f Baaomaoa, aditor and inanaf Jesse Clark, advertising editor; N. C. Hicks, eounty editor; owitf .. - . ; AIrtSAFet I are where th ABA&AO, ; WiU atMMt mur Vm4 Shkrlda! ' '. . , "j , ,. ... - ' 't r. rcovo-CATiGrS- al tarn (il.i jfuaiteaa snotur. But what this oia- try neeoa w a iwnni ciparat ugav-- r aw -rf Dtltt - - rveuung uw. jormailOB Of ice on Weat Center "OarPioncermgWofkllas Jast Mm I7 'Jk J |