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Show PROVO EVENING HERALD, TUESDAY, APRIL 10, 1928. TAGS TTTO - 1 THE HERALD . PeiuLhe4 bylbsBertM Ofpt.hUloa.Sl Maitptml4mU at tsar M 8a Wl aU, Preve, lAsh, daily. Eatxf a ascoad-- i ha at the iWfrt la Prove, Utah. Xemket fcf tfctt United Fn u- - MeavirxA jearfisvJF1!; , pertm OUT OUR WAY HlWirl..i.lMr.... ' ' Bo e. ' T; M Reeu carrier h the county, 43 cnU tba month; the year la advance; by audi la the county, KM outside county, . . C . , toJJft,'. "J Canaar AffElsiP, OF MV AVATTOU'S SaVEIV -will-b-e TAzxe,- I LL 'rlAVE 1 lb tso VI AS A"1bfltH'T-LLC- Cull; T oirrArt"rfAis i UtJ fM j Btrrpoorr-- i GRAlOrf V013 "Trfe me Ooun . 1 1 ' IT.'. I CLUB TUT SIllfiULAR rloliOR OF .,., ''m. hrfi .1,4 COMPAQ AS AAl C A'eollearVtettr" 3 BAcmi cArAeriA'Mtia;-AtRo4AtrricA- L' Raamuson, editor and manager; R. W. GvAtn. aaaaaj-lc- ( Kick, counter editor; rjesse Clark, advertising K. wiar, of fcooF -- Trie fMAlCC tXP&K3S A45 'TriOUSAAPS oFrfeeEf OBSERVERS IF VoU VJlSl4 rib (SjOO N. By Ahtra surr; .avic heaps .guaineaa ofnce, M; .Society reporter. 10T; Editorial If you da act receive vout paper before p. sv telephone i. py will be delivered lo ytru res idoaoo. ud a R?oA-fri- e IMOaSlbATfiO Tclepaaoea mat, HOUSE aPtUUeO lffjirRv QoCK !KBiCr .ticK.s T By Williams OUR BOARDING TAl fl W J - . John Erskine, author and Columbia University prof esor: and I find the The world in general is a merry-plac- e basic pleasure of living" sufficient reason for etiatfiioe," vfth out the necessity for aoy philosophical or reiijpoufl justifi ' V .4 cation." M f.t Jhe sort of viea that Colleges tre plantm in th minds of thousands of young people. 'Life is merely a basic pleasure. Cet lt you can, regardless ;'nd, philosophy and spirituality ffo hang ! The habitual criminal has a similar can observe it-ithe view; tr.d; go out to the Zoo x e $ .. t ? i c :? ? ; t f chimpanjee, j MWEJf the-fu- una-yo- u n 4 i " fcep Going,MVilliam i ', Thnij)otts is of a right nywaj MyarrBij3ir' cheerful disposition.-- H rejoices over J Opinion 'that, since his inauguration, Chicago crime- has been? reduced i67per ' " "' -- ' ''. Z cent 1 must have been simply awful in Chicago before Wil- liam. toot Ji old t since wei October, xnere Dare oeen bvoomo- ings and adding macnines haven t been- able to-' catch up machine-sTrbattles and assassinations.- However, with the One the Federal government Is now helping in the clean-ulate .Federal haul -- netted An --alderman, a suburban mayor, MhlKM-lmraita fnrmM1 mnfrwf Amhlhitmn inaneetivr four leading druggists and S2:."weu-lcnow(thtcagoese) -- - t , ; n: p. aa r -1 i WASHINGTON TUBS- -: MTe, 2af A6 r r A. aav By Crane : I lAP5-Fr1- R! t Oft I'M A tl. Tat SHIP'S n! (ajMtO ffttiP a. SrtCTf M : WAH KMOED Paradoxically speaking, a rotten egg may be reduced : ? 67 per eenVand still be wholly bad. ' , s i 60NK. MKKE UlM LOOK HIS HufW. A.?Uef . - a.jr- ft(JtC I O HORtn.' U SMl- - HOW MlRRUa talM m to hclleve'the thtnra they reaJTa aeed cataloitunk. aome II tCtSSA,Po L v I TV Wi-W1 RC&MVI COm?Ol Of - w V I ae U- ' ng co-e- we-toe- ava' your n . J . ..... r- . . Observations- -' . - ' contralta llllil trtea to sing "Among My Souvenirs' la treat of M. Photo by "Puss' Thomas. 1 ': '' radio Last year, Japan had '6027 earthquakes, 2069 of them public s hair stand being strong enough to make the general ' '.: ' ' ' '1' on end.: : . . The honeymoon Is over when the Take that yo cad, and that, and little bride stops calling her hua- - that, and that! ; tand addresadartfng" and Harts I ing him as "Hey you ; . --Art Bhannea, Capt Franz. Romer has left Lisbon for New York, in a 20 foot rubber'boat.' They will tackle-the- ' Atlantic tin ,"8 V 4' . next. coating of axle-greas- e, Some London newspapers are going so far as to inti mate .that Prince of Wales, thrown 19 times by horses, should marry.:. But,' the "Prince persists in his preference for being thrown by hdrseg. .... , - .JJ, First thir.ir. uoon landmr. Aviators Stmson and Iialde-- i maa hugged their wives. They had been away from' home. 53 hours 36 minutes, 41 seconds. ji.. ... Borah's conscience fund will go to striking miners' families. One pot .of Sinclair money that goes right. JAM XMftW-tT- . "''With cheap "Synthetic" silk and paper underwear now are entitled to a selling m New York, the r: : roar for relief. '...Cotton-growe- ... rs ,.. - ozoN,oiHTneNT; $05 we, , handle.- . - v o . ,., I'U. ALMOTN f t - - unite TAWS, rn.iT. &ui eusiee.,wd ,.,. Famous Surgeon Is Honored ui M - II... word Puma feio seef If J-t- i: - IS RI6HT iS. If'BONBON It060116.! j irII f 'V AU - v : - S WORD fsR.. Ponce A 4 51W S BON dOM " H . .,- 2 fowih B To-lr.J- i 'i. j B O ', fight agalnat the dreaded death." hag eU-ar- i - 8 T ' , J ' " 7""m ' lrtrj Fivt-uit- of h .y itf ji.' B tr B O N 0 B N 0 B O N B O . I M 'kJD. J A ae hi - caiae aolutioa aa a matter of regular treatment. Leproa-- eperiatlets have welcomed Dr. Johanaen'e diacovery with opea arm a. Anything that helpa In the war ajfalruit .thia' arextrimarr it most wtlceme, k r - - - - - m t . . "black pltai in Carville. Lpuiaiana, with proepecU at much aucceaa. Ho. ConlrTTli"li1in,,?fr,,r They thelripleTest. - s a- . 'm O "B ii OScr (uit orw. M6 Nun I - been extremplv aewly-equlpp- obleT .l two ofvJ37. ' in recofntUoa of hie lownCkni rf ihe( tavftehoacoDe. aa iutmmni nr IpauvfuL irTmoral f foreign obiecCTfroin Uia lumt,.Dr. Chevalier Jaekao, Dr. Fred A. Johhasen, United effectiveresetake. oaa betb impaired by notd Philadelpkla epecUllet,. fcaa beeq firm clinfe at ISUte Public Health Serrice'niri- the patient'a reluctance to take iu the Untveraity-o- f Peniwrh-ariiaDr. Jackaoa la ahowa here with the ttnenter. haa evolved a method of By Aiixinr the oil..4tllh. heaae-lira purnv is ma B"r cubic, uiajrda RoeenateiB. 10. The broncho I tdmlniateriitf chaulmocgra oil to caine. Dr. Johaaaen haa made a acope 1a a muu luoe aoout is inchn tone wUh.aanmll eUetrks iighuon " rombinatlon much easier to take. Ul I ID. il ta laaerted ta the throat the forel " Zara aa The" new tnediciiHt heea put in wiUi f orcfpt. . mediclw valaablf aclen use at the National Leproey-Hoe'ZZZT- r-?- pv4 M N o n f S rai'i - f- Kir 100 SCIENCE B J B 0 O m.d Wth Irtteu of 51 a J& Cr lul Wlt; tat ' -, Sim AtklrJ on, Kot not cuuntatg d HORIZONTAL, name. Onr Hi d - 1 1 I vi luk.kkUait. Q4 1 hfy com w bow " J ' a2; 6 o i: O c 7" :. V. WTm ikryl ciE MJ. Ti wnp njme. 73 100 Toow He's dooeY or re sotveo ix ftwo HeRe it is; vre maqS wye. ' "Oh, ?7-- N,y it ''-"'vi- a B Oj VLMIVAL.. i THe-- t't ii" 1 fry Conoco have been QUQJ iiw iacesetters7 Moiorists associate Lonocobasolme with tcts ..iTHlt.TtMe.ev - - lmmGdiately suggest aualiiyio ypii? 11 HfVJe OiscoveREO C(?0 iV' .j.V 6e OvJiictM we sat of acl V0oRlNi OrtWOUR. V - rwe Puiite to ouiito NI6HT -- r 4 CAcceo to see. 'V.. II i "Wcm He POT "we win MW6 aUVrtlKXO ACROSS MO.SWA "S does the name V 4oseHes.rMD feiTH' L0VK cooit I I eM Of whciT arc ' A eutcepA, oqm: holoim f .pocs "AVt X II eesr owe fop. his . r-- m . M06S,ScVrT0OKTH6. FIRST; Ls.TreR.OF -, ,i7 Jr yeTi Guess RUM OUT By Swan . 4 "Who was'inatTady I leri you out with, last night?" fiercely asked Junoi-- j "That was no lady; Ithat was JMiss Venus," confessed Jupiter, skillfully dodging a blow from the Ford's crank AMD SHoweo op Bin- - B0.OOW,tiMftRClS- ' - texicc O . fMlGOSH ITS THE MOTOR FUEL i Starting . Mia, Tapioca can- - ! per,, .' .Vqmbtngs,', gixK" I -- . on, he Jaf-ea-t o. .stytea for ' er ' write tlona, "they wUl come In haady for making a switch for jrour pojapa-POPt'LAB SCIENCE -i A dour.'' Miaa, predicts hat Tapioca - r QUESTIONS AS'D ANSvVEBS hats will be woro Xgher this year, Tbls Is Prof. Amos Q. Bronchitis, ,. Wear fro vocation: WU1 yon but sbe warns against the bahlt of famous sclentiat. explain what Is clrcumstanUal anchoring milady's chape to the whose latest In- evidence? Student head with maacllage. .TTa hoMJtae pQ if sue- ventlon, If yon find a piece of dog eot- - hat flrnily la place, a mixture, af I lar in a ceeaful, will Im clris that frankfurter, LePagys gua and sealing wax will Mimri.nll.l MfiflrtMn prove radio re-he fonnd aooai setlefaesery.rrtw ai tepu.m ,10 ;$ vlsea her roaders... . .. . cent. rrol. Bron-- . tt--- J t : , :.. chltls' Invention QfcV lies bones the A strange sab-de-b IIre . Is a mlchrpphonefff tf Of Ofiwald McFIower;' ' . . Is Amy Freer; uu wut expioae on the Slipped She sever Jangs soap into a miLUon W hen taking a shower. For a career. I . lea's ataif pf.I.T- feat will perts.,, 2 . - uiwji-Bcweiy-- and-e- .jjlftSCpglX-tapoiiaem- ea sta.en of w Literary Note: The difference be Buenos AlreA tween poetry and verse is that you can understand verse: JODfS PROVOCATION " Miss Matilda Tapioca tsSTAFF the las. A wn "mOoTCuin "hunting li license lnChlcatfo entitles you to sVava-a-A- S OufTieart almoat broke thla morn- innocent bystander a day. ing when IJ'I Gee Gee up and call- ed u a paragrafter. Believe It or not, postcards Vox Pop, but Dr. Waffle la a physician lit Or Ge considers herself an In Astoria. " aocompiiiihed raualrian Jut becauae she knows how to change the needle Another' absent-minde- d bozo Is oa a phonoKrarjh , the bootlegger who pastes a whiskey label cn a bottle of gin. - co-e- ds dish-washi- la KaaW bunnlra and beilleve 1 THt wet? to 191 Howdy, folks! Some , people believe in Santa Claua, aome Cr02t VI0Utt the higher edu "cition; than that innovation in University of Illinois' athletic -- earnivaL The boys sprinted with thread to Tbthf r:ifirlflr-- M threaded "heedles3 hkhwere- sprinted A on buttons. sewed 'great relay race. guch contests are calculated not only ;to develop a new charm in girls but also to inform young men as to one of the most serious affairs of married Hie. Two of the great needs' of our times are more college girls who can, speedily sew on buttons and more husband, who wii stand still .while buttons are being sewed on. And, in this period when are so universally- entering the athletic ifUlt f masculinity, University of Illinois' novel idea can be extended Happier marriasre and .fewer divorces can readily be vision ed in Vacuum-cleanperiod of championships in button sewing, and their similars. Races in such are racinr. much more likely to develop all that's in the d than xilscus throwinsf. hurling the javelin and leaping over a bat Almost -trnllmlttfd IffTmmrisr domestle'ftrttonyand' "BtK!ci tiej in ine'luie 01 cnampion uwronrjwi uiuy ThVre Is no truth to the rumor that when the Los Angeles-to-NeYork marathon Js jlBlahad. UtPyl will. Institute ,a klddu iar race to mr Copyrlht, x Nothinir could be finer in promotion of .." i PROVO-CATION- S scientist haa discovered- - 4 pea that . la 1000 years, ola. Wonder what postoffica he found it in? A r,n Accelerationl 3Powerand Aiileai, . , -- |