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Show PfvOVO EVENING HERALD. MONDAY. OUT OUR THE HERALD r VYAr!' I SEE 10 ' Published by tbs Herald Corporation. E. C Rodger, president, at a seoond-claa- e mtw U So. tat W. BLi rrtHt, lth. JnUy. at tX noeWffie ta Preva, Cua. Member of Un ffllUd --Pm. Jams ' Or ffKA nWVaMLFaln UtMIti Barvfc. nd"T Etrd Puslnaa TsUphonae and M do-n- VA MAS imi -(F TH' SUTf 15 rt-f- o Give UAUE liPOAA VOUK. ilac copy will b delivered to your residence, to . . s - it wpbbsmi Subscription termaftr earrtrr to th opaaJx 45 tSJ th rear is xlnoct; by maU to th county, U-- of BrtoLpiJane TtiisrtE3 t VOU'RE WOT Aki5 portai, 107 J Editorial jfflrLftLF''y sp y RRKfEP1 fj A FLOP, ME.t viiU.,. aaa-esalks- m. ME.KJ roe.lMtt If y By WillialM OUR DOAMDING HOUSE iAklt lAnut c&noc' kicrku IM HOO tM SWtCKERSJ DOKff WAMT NMELU APRIL 9, 1828. tJTiREnv ARrficir, PAIR Ali tOOKS LIKE-OF - OVERALLS, I CAA1 ii"Mv 3bB OF. USE rf tr a All readV month; outslds county, rT-- - 4. M. - hs- Qnar ft ditor: N. ! ' Objection to Nancu ; i ....... editor and manag""! R-- W. Ctodell, manaf- C Hke, county editor; J mm Dark. advertising ""OnriTerest to women 111 over the countrymusl belhe ntevrment of SeatUe'i Wpnea Home Missionary Society to bairom the United States she who was spinster Nancy Miller, ofSeattJe, but who now is third, wife. t that ,ex- - It ia indisputable that Nancy abandoned. her country and her country religion, if her country can be said to havi a religion. Moreover, the feminine instinct revolts against d .of tie wifely stock of one anv woman willinsr to be man. To thla. latter tonaiflorr there art :noral and domestic objection and an objectioa by w S.,tatote. , But, there J j is this point; t 7t-- i .!. not long ago, enjoyed a vacation "Diat the In obr Pacific coast region, feted and approved by test society; that he had been disgraced by Tiis rpuntry as head" and cause of one of the bloodiest and nastiest scandals .that fco woman s society .made any of foreign circleflt-anobiection to his presence in our country. - However, as Mary Stuart remarked about Queen Eliza bethi, It takes woman to put down woman. I.I 'HI- - one-thir- '; i so-call- ed d, 1 . to A Miserable Precedent A Munich court has perpetrated a precedent of inte: ntt newspaper publishers; although it indicates more off ft? ai '. tCAf fvM "b AH 4CCVICS :hHO tOMM OOH-TdO- L OF TttEiR I jf':y-"-:-.-,yn- ,a,. ; HlWd lift A0T? - . - gi M4 Tne oor ( MorrtiNf II recs c us now. U1C.K VKtCKto The reader gets so much from Washington on Teapot relief array sn navy budgets scrap over liquor, actually, becom.es, .a lovelv ,reli-fron monotony. v J ., imlw Hep, Crampton: "You wets are divided and mutinous.!' ?uum8 yi Doi, tax roJurtionf flodd and UhmJi that a real "BOAT, MS oCltt -- srta? jt-- t V kXjuJi cetioep SAM By Swan MOW,WPITrMlMUTa. yOU'RC Me TA teTTeRS we oecipep on ftSTeRPAV" To bfTleU(y-w.- $ 6000 ! O20M6. 5AM OlMTweMT I K XN I 0U,AIM'TCHA? WCCL.l'M WHftT HECK Vf His relatives were ail tin boar- dHe had to feed them, to! Scientist says a baby sucks his EMPLOYEES ENTERTAINED thumb for the same reason a man SPANISH FORK. April Some kind of a triumphal arch smokes a Havana cigar. ' This is Joseph Hanson of the Spanthe first time we ever knew that Is to be erected to the winner of the ish Fork p treated the emAngelcs-to-NeYork marathon. ployees of the store to a banquet there was nicotine in a baby's Loa A fallen arch? thumb Thursday night - at - Walt's - af L Mies Louise Dowley gave a paper New York women are now eating Art Shannon. and Mrs, Hannah Evans gave a toast to Manager Hanson. There were 17 present. TfNCKIAJ A ScWTZ-fSOU- - Co-o- WHftT . ARI5S05 fOiTcR AeJ& Family Fireside Fun YOUR ENGLISH The Grocer's Daughter to the donMt Doctdfs DaughUr:Tou have" lo""feeso stuck up because you're going to the seashore. If my brothers, my sisters and I hadn't had tne measles, your father couldn't have sent ytmt Don't say "Cannot but feel". "Can but feel" iscorrect. "Burt pref 'When yetf mean eVlPOOTC -1 re. ; ."TH(, rHseVbo imeorr.Too'? - vihwt cocxr CR0SS-W0R- O hcrc ! I've fyilte AN' a f takes to keep chicks growing. A new shipment of Scan- -; enais here.TcllUs how any bags you want. ... CReVZy TA ' U. iOO f : -( . " - ' . ' " HfJfUZONTAL - I of nn name. fFi "i . 76 North University ArenueVTfo'vor- -" . 11 - wj Phone . 6 I' tge night-Hyin- ple " night end morning VBCWS tW : IT MiHim Jew CW Yrmrtr Your tongu (a nothing morn than th upper end of your itomsch and intestines. It is th first thing your doctor looks at It tells at a fflanca th condition of your di res and physicians say tive system that id per .cent fit all ilmeses start wjth stomach and bow. trouble. A whit or yellowish coating on your tongu ia a dinger signal of thot digee-tiv disorder. It tells you why tha least ex ertion tires you out hy yon bar pains in th bowsls, gas, sour TOSC UK "7 mormtngt stomach, dizy spell. And it's sign yon need Tanlac This good old reliable medicine baa helped thousands who war phyii-c- al wrecks. Se how th first bottle helps you. ' ' Tanlac contains no Bitneral drugm; it is made of barks, .herbs and roots nature's own medicine for the sick. Get a bottle front your druggist today. Your money back if it doesn't help you. -- Shine Any More 1 I preventive, melt and uituu For Signs of Illness FLOOD SUFFERING , Well Your Kidneys To "Did vou wiffer badly from the T)lhe. kJl.toUxk Must Function Properly. Mr. Hoods Giles?" W lKry eon si boe- l l I' I "I should think t did! Why I was 2 fourth and Wlh Irfteti find 'yon tired, nervous shut up In the house with the SPRING Iwrtral7) Are you stiff sad missus for nearly a week." Pass Ff ol waf's 5l Subject to lassvins; backache. achy. Show. . nan ing drowtv headaches and doxy speiur I 10U Ftr-ct- l I i and 22 As kidney scrtxjns too frequcat. XIAmei tepuaWToo j added . V, nafnam.: .canty or Wing ia J ottsa this indicates sluggish, kidneys and shouldn't be neglected. heights, alternating switching the plainly. By using different sets of 1 ngnis or ine sign on ana off. The. letters, several Aeon's Pill, a stimulant diuretic, can be ad5 products is an result original form of elec- vertise! in succession. A dynamo when you use thla new wonderful im reas tha secretion of tha kidneys thus aid ia tba eJiminabon ol Is trie advertising which seen by French Process Fas Powder called and Another neriaJ advertising Idea thousands nf nAett-Tti- rt waste impurities. Dean's are endorsed h.!n driven by a special gasoline sngino, MELLO-GLthat ugly Keeps has Just been 1put to work In Ger--J still many with enough Interest In generates. Jhe electricilty. rssffUerf shine away. Women rave over its evaywbera. Ak torn g matny and promises to find world-- 'j the.ncvelty ot a plane and quality. Stays superior purity wide favor, because of iU unique. to look UP- on longerskin looks like a peach nsed in Germany, has sppeaL A large airplane, equipped J..ThL "Mreepe complexions youthful- -; a STmts-A- vr 192 with an electrie sign beneath the i a wing spread Of about 100 feet. At pnmrnc kitoeys prevents targe pores. Get a bos of lower wing does tha trick. At night 2,000 feet or less, the MELLO-GLCa tf Oem Mlas.RY Face Powder. today. used can sign thaoaachina . flies at .varying be seen over a Urge radius oiite ScUramm-Johnso- a Adv. Drugs. 0ne-4iJ- .As ". . Sunt m rrtK J 2 denied oo, not (ewilint ImI letla INFLUENZA J Watch Tongue vtilt. party waa over an hour ago? "Why. Henry! What a way to speak of your only son home from Feel Miserable eollege for the Easter holidays!" Film Fun. This Spring? 71b TKdo nag'tnanw. I) SCIENCE Seeds Grew" .. "Purga-torla- SON FROM COLLEGE "Well, nf aU tha nerve! Mary, what U that young fellow it ill ,f-- eeuT- 0 as Goethe" wrote it; in Y the,! t Jl - JOOTriinp'i onT 7J-- W"U I Seed Go. Carpenter War ; UK 37-- Not Adage popularly used but often misquoted: "Fame is fleeting" was "AU your renown la like th sum mer flower that blooms and dies," Noses Needn't ;auwairi to".- SOUMD Hooe'i nsnt. rt , "Feed Purina." fThey know what it ; Z trV4 do IT ' VERTICAL 2 W "evidence." HIS SPOT LOCATED "Julian has a soft spot in his heart for a me. He always says he's thinking of me." "But a man doesnt think witih his heart; th soft spot must b In his head." French Humor. SAfAS P UTILE" ftf IT OUT, f A CAN OiSCOVCR fORyoURSet-- F VeHvr hame rve Picked for OUR Mp.G s MOW 5Ct Hft WORKIM Uit w , WOCW.CS MAMe " ' T? rRejJ feoV. T sSkt IS IT.? k I fttWCSTfeCLIM' 5MeRT UKC GOWN PlMD OUT HOW YOU KEACCf FUtSTUTTeRS 1592 hatcheries which In Smoking Room r'iiTt FOR. 008. HORSE -r- X SWeCLOWC, TOO, eVM' RIGHT OUT Of1 TH' SIX. . L 1 l:ut7X3 nBaMsasMskMsMBsMiMansHMsBi ride life and growth humiM." There are . I a lRSMAN . V. cigar-lighte- - ed cuhmr Slirpe flask in yo'ir hip pocket and others with tw Qaaks.." .Of course, this jorensic display, is (undignUifd, nor floes it affect the..liquor issue.- However, it is blessed ricjief from the prevailing monotony, like that incident, way bacjt 4n th littla redschoorhouse day; when teacher struck atToipmy Jonea with her ruler and caught the visiting .SuperYispr where his suspenders crossed. lt Tuiu chkiilcould talk they would say: feed us until we are 7a hours old. Te are " nppuca witn jooa aunng this period by the remaining part of the egg yolks which we absorbed into our bodies Just before we ere latched. Vhen we are 7a hour old give us a J ecu waim wm pro-- 2 The Dobbcr Shop ,m.T-t-- j- newly-arriv- k," I J f TTFrour I JL "Do doc "NoUd Big Qama Huntress Ex plains Why She Shot Husband."' fllea Come In the door! :' ; Break In the Monotony It's when the t Headline. , American., society is divided into Hooray, husbands, we ars now two classes Those who get their classed aa Big Game! Prof. Digpendelve, wha knows photographs Into cold cream adver nearly everything, Mys if dancing Htre lies the body tisements, and those who get their ia the poetry of motion, the black In Of Anarchist Loon; pictures printed yeast blurbs. bottom must be some sort of vert ' His bomb exploded libra. ! " A A fraction too soon! Blondy,'"the manicure, says she I POPULAR MECHANICS would like summer ; much more WHO'S WHO IN PROVO than she does, if It didn't .ir. Ten years ago Adolph Thla Herman her knees freckle so. . Poundcake was' ' so Pete, the porter, who has been Noodles, president shining shoes for many years, can .... . .u.u poor he could only afford tq own one car at tics" Society, who read the character without looking a time. Trx?ay he Is will devote the next, up at the faces of his swfrSToiShy so. .h7weeks jwtewmnrttr lW"Wanrft)e Tuleslffl mwS ii u eitnes a tramp or rumor the proof alcohol In his prooing a 4 i collegian. r. And It fr-NEXT! hr in r VI a W flnwara waa aH due to one Mr. fortunate idea. Poundcake discovered wt task is .com-that by shaving cerP'eted, Mr. Noodles J tain corners off a pair will investigate the of dice they could be report, long current A proud husband," beran an un made to roll.! pr JUL. in certain, circles, that in tha spring married emoker, rubbing his hands' a man turns young fancy lightly in anticipation of the effect of his Harvard will make educational to thoughts of love. sally on the married" genu present, Photo by Star Nelson. moving pictures. It' is announced. "came home one evening with an But we doubt if they are popular, increased aalarv-rfca- ir im ki.-..- as It Is practically Impossible to In- A movement la now on foot to com- - I envelope." - You've got to hand ject any love Interest into a binom- pel men who join the Chlcsgo police It to me. forca to enlist for the. duration of honey he said as he showed inal theorem. her war. the me slip or paper. " That's Bel leva K or not, postcards Vox . right she replied, takPop. but Mr. Chrstem ia a lawyer Whatever trouble Noah had ing the check. 'You've got to hand ' To make him feel quite blue. in Miles City, Montana. it "to me.'" A . How Many Will You Save? old-tim- er l -- d I Roberts 8L" John, author: " "Marriage ia woman's business an it is up to her to ma'ks it a suc-W4 ces Ninety per cent of the nuttrl-monifailures may be traced to .. (Copyright. 1828 spinach aa a complexion aid. Isn't her.".- It wonderful what tortures women Howdy, folk! One adYintafn of being tha sake of being ' CaptrArP; Lundln, pipe manuoolyamlst ia that If will endure-fo- r he commit mardrr, he cma albeauurul? facturer. New York: "All the hew ways Mtcape on the (rounds of sewer construction work now beInaanltjr. ' ing done In Paris is with 1 Inch ABIGAIL APPIXSACSE SEZ such as we use In this coun-tr- y. njpe. eurae tha Th' Chaunccy Depew aayt pioneer who ased It will be a long time, of course, of America la eating., 4o he chased by bears, now has j before the famoua subterranean a son wm is cnasea by uetor- Well, let ! prohibit it. then.' passages will disappesr. bot viks cycle cops. I Mr owrnmeht juHtai " We ajwaya kD9W 14Juim as IhfcK hi J- - f TIP OF TONGUE - Adele , , the ksual American judicial stupidity. Knote, faniouB Wagnerian tenor, had a Duesseldorf ditor libel. The editor's dramatic critic, had hauled into court faun that" Knot tj? too thick through his equator; and, the court held that criticism must be confined to the singer's voice and rendition of song. Simply, it was libel to criticize Knote's fatness; but, it is fact that personal appearance has a great deal to do with the success and acceptance by the jiubnc of singer or art or, fully as much, indeed, as has the murinsr or the performance of the same, and criticism ol any important defect is justifiable. The mere looksof a 200 pound a'.rjt, or a 250 pound Hamlet may spoil the whole ahow and i r'M-a- a wholettidierce, on witKany musical tflUPf Xz toiiiailUnill. stampeding for the exits Before a fat Marguer ite. The world may love a fat man. but not when .he is an over-- fat t tutor warbling love ditties. That Duesseldorf editor wilt do all professoinal critics a. favor by fighting, to the last; ditch, for his unalienable right to say that; an opera ;.- - '' tenor is too fat, when he is that. - , : M.M tWQW. f TOR VlKSH - fr - X' 4. BrCfane WASIIINOTON--TUB- S t MrTrlasjAsric . AjMIR-ER-s- DQAN'S s,&s IbsMv-HUasr- a a r. Ls . EiMic ttlUUiON BOTTLES lSED -- -- -' - |