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Show 7 . THE HZZILUD . TOT . - -- SO. 1928. By Villi-n- s l FOU rf Mi,Sd. eflce, W; Society reporter, HTj fcStarWl Teiepbanee Jstisia ae not recoi re jrow paper Veron I , tt U)epaa rtoo, )tn IM A edpy W Bubaerlrttoa. t&M tbs imt 1340. Tf fltinu edttarr - tag- MB be tlnn4 te tenseBy carrier fek t taUw;Vri Duhm N. L sprtnf the ewnnty, a Cent; the Inoeth; eVSO Outaide ejoaaty manager. iiiihf! WwttA UrJvWsitv of iSouthern CaMoVnU announces that, next fall, t will nialce journalism a major subject of 1U educational processes a fun department, witft 15 course ana mree professors. Which causes the Los Angeles Record to baera: "So far 'as, announced. nore of these professor, except a part-timlecturer on advertising, . haa ever had anything do with to journalism axeept to leacn at it. The "at It" of the Record's editor ii very, very fmpres aive. Teaching of any profession by those who never had any actual experience tn . that prof easiod always J handicapped by more or lesa suspicion. : This li especially true of journalism., The entry Into Journalism inust, very early show something tnbre than things taught "at" him, or he will not last. Beside the book learning, there must be ft- certain e temperatment, tndlviduality, personality and virion.- A diploma may help a young man to break Into journalism; but, he will toot stay there, until he can "deliver the goods, in early demonstration of promise of delivery. tn the rr who haa Just beea derted Maea Raj-a-l thunbheH of the Poison Ivy Ctub, SmeOlpoc Degree. SOaa Out-mris tha girl a ha rafaaea to bay a vacuum ceeaner, becaaae she eaya she basali a single vacaaia la the hoaaar aad- - wauldat deaa It If she had. ' lawr cntistiyHSMdidne-Aa- d othrr the fcoHei graduate may hang out his .shinfie.,, frame hia diploma for his office wall, and wait. It Isn't done that way In journalism. The applicant for a newspaper Job who offers, ,"1 m graduated by a professor who never was in Journalism," U apt to be morejQercelyJtedthan ijie evejjraa teVil .. ' . . ' t : " . J LOOP. : " ' KWiLl iHMS. I By Ahern ; VEOPLE J. H0MOR AM0W6 HIS SOME:TrtiM6 DOM0 AM. MgR --To MCRAL p -Wis crfy fou tXPCR ABOtrTVOiiR AVIACtbRS I -- Columbus Light to Sfdne - .,. . tiAS - TfLLEP kAd, CLAJMS SAl2lV 'SOtf VlflX LOCAL " . Bat a d4;lUr jonre apeat Is a dollar that's fled. MAKT MeirfioiA vT A. f5 HOWPCU-,-CnH- A re HOVi -- thia beneficiary rek in our benefit proirrareu,, The: e ganizatioQ will rtv reive 15 percent ef our total cash sales AVIATlOKi RAliE,, OSi46 HJMSELF KK. Att- - 1"T aerv- - " LUiT To DUMMV, OR ; SAVS. : - Ss,-.-. . ,., ;i ,:; t VMwtover trauhlea Paalei had L lHhe an the Han's deew-,'e film director anal to aim: - Lrt's do that scrae agabir Boy , . la Kentucky tThtj TIP OF TONGUE . Is t. chrlstenend Bobber Shop1 GGardlner: A. 1 ;: . As- warm days are coming on "The atrocities of modern fiction would be suffici- and women are laying aside their ent to send half our --novelists to soaifs, tha boss Is expecting a big the gallows if the murier of Eng- rush of neck shaving. 'A tramp who was dozing In the lish were, a capital crime." comer, the ether day, got quite a Root. Lynd: "IX ever a statesman fright when he heard someone ask as the boss when he was going to makea peace as interesting war, he will win a place In history throw all the old mugs Into the above Pertcre as the most prac- ash can. , , With shoes getting lower and tical man who has yet appeared in.ihe political history of the lower an 4 sandals taking the place of oxfords In many cases. Pets, the world." porter, Is thinking of giving tip his shoe shining department and startRev. Dr. Henry Darlington, ing as a chiropodist. T!EXTT'r "T"ra" 1 '" pTt3o"TheTreonvei sions aruoTiaj ifi out mey iau to outers' reach a grreat class of people who may be rich In a DROV" BENEFTT SALE AT REGULAR .. somethrfiir to add -- variety, t to. tfca menu, Graham . Bread is noted for its health bufldin goodness and aeiicioasTiavorr every-da- y -- F -- PRICES. Sergeant Major. Thia diapoaea of the belief that every lad, down then Provocation, Inc offers shares at the market (.notation to is bom with the rank of colonel. . . , . persona who want to Invest their Geh, here It's t:(l and ear train mency In something more conservative than 85 per cent of current leave at S:M. Wei have to hurry! spcculntive offering. Art Skannea. Provocation, 1ml, (Capital: 13 . uOne difficulty present iteelf. .A highlight In the idea is the thought that the bones of the navigator of tht Santa Maria must rest in a crypt Within the light- .- But ho tare proved that the reputed remains of the ha, ever successfully uiowverer, now resting in me cranio LKwningo uithedral, are reaBy Columbus'. Before the memorial can be a complete success, u mignt pe wen tor assiauou historians to establish. once and for, an, that the bones are true or false. But. by All means, k me ngni oe ouuu RaicketfrUa - . EVERYTHING THAT'S BAKED." ' GQOD Zootogica) Kote:i A Blind Pig la place when, jackass spend money aad Rata (at it. , TriEV PLAC "to AVAAfORS, from " OS". Inncheea, VVednea. OITER INVESTMENT ways Irarn -- Saturday. Ladies ot the Guild will be present t(t,vercom you to this "HOME 4. at ken bridge : rVEM! "AS A MV SAFETlv tfcR I xK-koning maUor. Guild of the EfclieofcaJ Qiurch rviil be tha i Caatral, what The dreama may Coma back Which we thenght -- town. 1 eaa ai--- Sola ; . . a.Menall,f , .. . dead; A t a. St Marjra ABAC4IL APFLEAAIKX SATS: "I Uke t Mve in 1 1 effect of tha present to rob the little girls I styles haa been of today oi thr fun of in mother's long skirts and playing "grownup lady." ijii-fs- o . . rMMUMlT- - rrje j--- . OUR BOAfcDING HOUSE CI r 4 J Tim vyM i disitj lVis ? rte PES A- - stow ti Ttif Santo Domingo, neat the, scene of America' discovery, has been chosen the fitting site for the Christopher tWtimbui ...... Lighthouse soon to be built ,, The spirit of the discoverer of the Western Hemisphere ,is to flash forth from a magnificent memorial, reared in his honor, A lighthouse seems highly fitting to commemorate thevoyagpur of 1402. Ilyjfl beam forlk through the yaar, adventurer amjta4d IraveHef alike tnto harber. Architects,pr the world are Invited to submit plans; the finest of which will be the plan of the tight. Expense doe not - -i- . kS f ' - lealM-f college daya. ... ' ' One pitiful -e aa I tonal Tom When tha Loe Angetea-tcNeYork marathon Is fiaiahad, . then will be only an ijiortlng enterprise left lor Mr. Pyhi Co aUempt"-- A fat man's , swimming race liM ajuMitda Oatmeai across tha AtLaatic- - ? This la r"-'- dent w tot-leg- -- r insutsd in ail the etga countries, aiiiiw vwwWWVy ?T . e, - U old-tim- er feacKing ft At Therh i , - y ecordicg - ta a government there nrsr IW fewer- - farnt In the spring a too net man fane) aouaea la the country than there tightly tarns to theugkta af tare; wen a year aga. . In the spring a yewag giri fancy And about twice aa many road houeea. Lightly turns ta- tae above): j ea 4, An is a man who can offk-U- i Govamment aay that tha nmtmbtr when he used to, yowl: of kocoena tax collec"A4J right for you; you can't yell greater part tions geea ta paying for the war. down my rain baml any more!" It hardly aeema worth it. , v , .. , ,HOXORED BY THE POISOX aeaaetlsaea It aeeaas if ah We IVT DI B , war sraa ant af tha taaea. get pre, tf hlUUoa. aad arsny breeches far fat wacnea nlhera, ft. W. Oe.4eIL ert taCWk, !trt Tha LC,;i, C NEW Phil (tosrnberg of New V star bantam champion, has Pooahue v . Raaenberf Was sneer ta a tor four mnaths tur eatwrit j. a aJL Uuo-e,jt- jr etitrrarUa, (1) eVIUng kw double eeatraet fee boat with reaaa eaaea at tha, Narta rate; (1) Baahey Cranana. SeUiag garters to eeJiege bar, aad ill Selling waafrwiaga tn the Sahara Deaert, ' RAW I Mstjr, t!kr tt i a wywv yTTyfyyT wwwvy It's too tad we cant save nam of three March showers far the rarest fin season. , . editor and fakk the novaty, fat 1 . ej. tarna graea la the Chriatmaa hnrelry. UuU thing - ff www ww BertppaK lit, .ft If ra- -- " ai 1 1 n. mn-elatio- , PRO VP EVENING HERALD. XE ID AY. MARCH 6aRki UTtLE ou C lUdffsrs. irntisV at . Kmwm w e a, a ty.tx.Tw. vta. uiijUHjm tottta? at the posWnee 'ha reve. yuk, Weather t fk Cu4 Vresa haa ttn Jim U ViA fcsretea. aiae aUiUwisi ay Us Herald Ccgwtraiioa. JL , "OUH WAY . -- Try a koaf toaifht and vary the menu with It regularly. Ilave you tried pur Hot Rolls-th- ey Are pipinjf hot from the oven at 5;O0 p. m. every evening-- , and at noon on Sunday. kUctrik. Maid Bake iShop No. 528 -- s, "tip-ar- id secret of fine candv- making and the roasting of Hills Bros Coffee depend upon the same rule material sense but 1 Fireside Fun IFamiljr -- ..Tm afraid, dear, ' SCIENCE i fle la not "Many people wonder what-i- t la all It ihoul4.be. I think I must that deep aea fiahea live upon. At hare left aomrthlng out the 6crlppa Institution of in Southern California a Thera nothing you could leave out that waiiM make it taste like ttudy la now being made by tedimy Ocean-agraph- that. .It rnuat e aomethlng pvt in." Bcoteman. you BT THE NEW MAID ' t avad the chauffeur for . your trunk?" 'N tfiank yeu. ma'am. I uaually leavea it at the atatlon for the f Irat week." Boston Transcript. "Shan . fitrwnlv toTTnrvn "ToTralher you would noi Iff that liorel on Sunday." "nl all tight mother. It's about a flrl who la engaged to two mini- ten and married another at thv t Last season saw the r usual number of "quitters" and those who stay with It. buy quality Stock, and use proper care will make good . profits. Averaga price of eggs will be higher, feed priors will not advance. rise cteatod wouM ha eendenaed into rat mat change the aurreund- m otratry ttrto fertile land. There an a few depreaaiona tn the Sahara that wooM hold water but moat of th deeert u a tableland with a mean elevation of 1500 leet hither than the Arlaatte Ocean. Thw Casavway ta big tlrd, one thing hk the aetrkti, Uvtax U 4ha Malay , and AuatraMan iatanda. tn. Gndg, of the American MuMeum Kararal history, rem hoW the vaaaeway flahea. It finda h hallow Hitu, and aoiata dow la the water, aubmergin lu wtnga and long, curry feathen. The fUh home wa thi, Iftttd iA milk . A r -- - tt la md. thMMng that rf wweda, they new be awim In hmahg the fetthera. nibbling hen and there. Ptoeewtly. the caaaoway him( ub aw ahakea lf violenUy, ahakirar humhen vf tha fiah at dry land, when the UN rctJf xWn tbe av . ... i. - Queen HatJ'ury breeding, culling and sMppiiig insure husky chicks and 1.10 live delivery. All Hatciunh Eggs from care- -' fully supervised flocks. Leghorns, TL J. Reds, Barred Rocks, Black Minorcas, World Record Strain, 100 blood tested - quality, and regular commercial strains. Greatest value in the N. W. real quality chicks no scrubs. Send for FREE CATALOG today. ' Don't Biif TooMU cn Tomorrow (PkUEEN Hatchery TJ ty Of course you will need some foods tomorrow; every household must buy some items of food every SaturGay but tomorrow, s not the day 4. load .up because there's a big event coming off in Provo Monday and you will have a chancet to save a lot on several items by waiting until Monday to buy them. , t "NNiVERSAair Monday W tie second anniversary of the opening; of the first O. P. SLagga System Store and we are ctlebratmj; the evasion by arranging; to sell a 'dozen or more items at a great prke sacrifice t os and a big saving to yod. ,S we are letting yon in on this now that you can join as in celebrating the event Monday. a lun- -7or Best Results Use lm3 mtmm '.DOUBLE ACTION Rrst in Ihe Dcugh - Then In the Oven CZ-- ,m fr5 A 25 Ounces vcar 35 of Pounds Used Our Government Uor Over MilKons Phetie 43 cfeLfebiiXTiNG for . aomrbody i Baking Powder Is in the map b2k Ut Sii lot syrap tj U to smrgaat the flooding of the tae egg Wtttet, yoa add aymp 4 ftahar deaert from the Atlantic titiU m M Hm. Then the eandy h aiMbth a VcItM. Ocean, ton tne theory that the When llilk Br, tout their cogce, ther rottt ody ftaietafe tmboraled from the new ecea BROS CbFFEE RoomJ "I lest a patient who must have been descended from Noah." Thus Dr. Blah would have- his way. In tha smoker. "When the coroner tame to me and asked me what had caused the man to pass I asked him if he had plenty of fluid in pen. He assured me he had. "Well, I said, he had water on tha brain, dropsy, water on the knee, and took a cold bath every rnemliur. He drank no water during his life. He owned stock in a bottled water company and owned a yacht.' " 'Yes. doc, but what would you say was the sum Total of hia demise?' ""'Naval complications was the best I could think ef.'" - 1JEEN XiATURELAND . .. iow an again e 5Vu. bcamr iat Hills Into some' other substance. Sometimes "plankton" occurs In great patches enough to, volar the aea far miles. Again it la only found in isolated patches and in almost negligible quantiUea. Truly a rey markable sustance, the little known "plankton" apparently ptaya a great part In countless ous microscopic examination of creatures of the feeding sen: . tons of sea water samples; of the substance called "plankton" which, tt Is believed, makes up a major portion of the diet of millions of . fish. . "P1ankton-l- s the tamo giveO to floating flora and fauna of the sea. Milliona of tiny - organisms make up this sustance. Some 'of Lhrnjartja Amatl that. nnlfc,at,jow-erfu- l miacroscope reveals them to human eyes. Others, such as floating fish eggs and young barnacles and mussels, are appreciable In size. Seme "plankton" Is permanent Some Is only "plankton" for a short time, after which it changes four thnee already." . "I knew It. air, but my litUe boy ttke to aee you come to the win dow. R tvtninda him of the aoo." Freacli Haiut. g." Mt Of. East Center SL spiritual - BOY AT DEPOT doea the next train leave?" At S:M Madam. I have told you tfbt i Iii Smbkihj? '" ' rvu "Wlitt fnt fofmlmt tim by tariff ptrertted, conhna trai proens, aad at a result tecure a and uaw iortra'ty that So other roatkg toCbbi Cat cmtb Tail exiaJiroMs ? routine a H2l Bros,' tiwivdr. TkfV riginattd jt U tae laawus rwuam pack wUc ae&U I everjrM of tbeCkkW radng creiaa and utaing lawr.'At ft iUlU JJrtw, Cofie by iMtte and kek fcr tie Arab m the tan. SVriie for fr tufff l "TV Ait 1 fcoter-WnlnAddren H31a Bmc, Dept. 435. 2 an 43 x - aama time." If paupers." -- By STRENUOUS TWO YEARS Much f the last twn years was a strenuous period for us. There were times when we thought the big chains would cruh us, but all danger of that is over now and we are grateful te our patrons for their loyal support during the past, 2 years. See our store tomorrow for. year necessary Sunday re-quirements then save a big tot Monday when celebrating our seo end birthday with us. . 71 East Center SL ; |