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Show PROVO EVEXINd HERALD, TtESDAY. MARCH 2Q. 1&21 . . OUR ; WAY UHE.HERALH L Bertpp M I M I WOW - . Raii-uso- in, editor; N. t ' .. rork-Tu-e - kajuroaps;- Xir- - BJUes,BvrruirTr-rr- leXlC-UUetM- 71 SAP oltTfcr wrf A PRe4KOF a AXOVf8-M- .4AiCrl AovJ, -- -T- XM GoUUA START uiveei-noeA-TH- tjr, ABoLtr-f- e . sArefv-f- ViA-tERf- -- C'ulAA, MVMAr&iMFti46 FR06S C4 willo assure AT AIR A VOAS TAR, fOrl.'UHATA i E l vour ?a TliacTiOei . At editor fad manager ft W. Ooieil, tanndltor; Jeaa Clark, a4vertlaif n, C -- werfiAi6rtoasE wHA--f vi AfkOei r 4? cnU tta noth; carrier pounty, Subscrlptloa lrma-- y $5.00 th year la advance; bjr mil la lb esmfttjr, KM tutoite Gunxiar OArfeAPU OF A VERY lHoU6r-T AiMLessv, pip n4 ft. -- rUV oa 91 Buainea offlc, K; Society reporter, 10T; EdltarU) Telephone . telephone t "receivi our pper before room, UOt. XX rxi IS copy will b delivered to your re lamtt, 1b. tba, . ALU Newspaper. v: ' HOUSE 0UR-E0ARD1N- XHDVod McAtC tb Herald Corporatioa, EL. C Rodger. prMddwt, at matter St, Provo, Utah, daily. EnUred a aecasd-claa- a M9- United the of Pma MbbW BUS. th fcartsfflc! PubUatMd SO So. 11 W. By Williams : : VLAV. MIRROR. 1 SAW.--A'. NoUUSTkAieiS 2 RE HleVW'eouarjr f? As to Disgorging ' V ,r WW There seems to be considerable morality tnd ordinary justice in Senator Borah' demand that the Republican rvly return to Sinclair his fdirt money." ,m $, , . . , ,j .. a Republican Party got arxl etill enjoyaihe advantage contributed to BTSlnrinfr't rnoney.. Instead of"ittifrr-th- e worth of hia money, Sinclair has got contumely and jail sen t tence. Really, it doesn t wok moral, just or honest. However, asking a political party to return money nnt and hrndurinff the desired DUTDOse is about ai hopeful a proposition as asking the snake that haa digested little Willie's r&Bbit to disgorge trie cnua pet in gooa condi tion.- . V al-ra- J P The Greatest Find ' ZXrcheoWgista have found the ldeattemllihun" fafdis- hi covered mUr, whence Abraham came. d over theii They are delighted, completely find. Why? This tomb was looted by robbers thousands 01 years ago, and there are no jewels or gold In it23 But7 to their by inches, great joy, the diggers have found a plaque, r Of shell, lapis and red stone; a .scene mosaic in portraying, the deciphering; of that of Ufg old times. What may not -- mosaie7 reveal T Something-- f ar more precious and lasting than gold, diamonds, pearls Knowledge. ;;: Greater than they who.dig tip golden quart. Oil gushers and other material things are they who mine out knowledge atom and chemical unit from tomb, biological specimen, was BureJf Ahe mighty, irreThe Tree of Knowledge: . . sistible temptation. "' " -' .- over-joye- ', . BEHIND IN FALHWCr IMk IT iUWvK TUBS WASHINGTON OCC fl WCU . f ec-nn- 0 , mi VJORtC, of a if A.S SOON AS-- W Gf fuCB'i VcwwCK ON A I M. J, OUT PtSePf 'NK MA?, 7 ISLAND, HtSCUtO T . WfH PtRtN awD bmIwI-- "The present generation la at sea theologically and is getting seasick. It doesn't know what to make of the various theologies, isms, denominations and creeds. Why not scrap all these religions and try the simple way of the life or Jesus r Forget Thf Theology, the pomp, the ceremony?"1 Cisco: - of the Egyptian fathers. What the people will say remains to be seefl Those" who know the value of scientific research into the past will make no objection to the seirure of the ancient dead, no matter how distinguished they may have been in their lifetime. After all, they will say, the poor mummies are as well off under the eyes of the thousands who swarm some museum as under the sands which wirl over some lonely, A desert ARCH- - f OR 1VS6 ap-"pe- al - NATURELAN0 uxe wa feoNtJtR we ruey Aitrr To -- NtytU'M' I 1 owe TrtM uVa Twt a.vJiuSa? ANT DOIN" NO 09.OC.W, DON'T IRC, i sti- -i I it - l tv- opxver SOU tAAT - l tea try Thunder, t.Goffrv t m ' - 4 DO IT au mhvicc nc Sclentiat Mjra klaslng la flanger-oHe's rlijht It either glvet jrou (1 painter'i colic, or (21 a new plajnMI mother-tn-te- u. . Ten thousand poopla attended the wedding f Nwy Milter to ib Cue boalroom. Maharajah of Indore. You wouldn't think so many persons cotild get . Kr. Work U the man who broadInto an Indore wedding, would you? cast bridge gamea over the radio, bat' at that It doeant aound any woraa than "Blue Hearen" played en the musical saw by a performer rufferlng from PL Vitus dance. tfcnokd a), ed You know Mis often paidJ3fyoa. "want 4 Ihing Bone riaht do it vour- self." It U true that we are, as -- a rule, much better satisfied when we do things for. ourselres jjan when lie leaveTl to the other fellow. ThU Lr especially true in the selection of foods. If yoU serve yourself in our stores 'yon know yon, are getting just. .what yen - wanl.-- If any display Ja notpUas. Tng you can pass it by. It stands t reaaou that you will select the best in fruits aod'egetabies when jrod cn take your pick.;., When yon ahive home yon wHI not have 8 to Q large oranges and 2 to 4 Small io deck. Broadcaatlng a bridge game Is very Interesting, but It would aound more natural If we could hear Mra North snarling atTnC South politely: "That was a. foolish play, part-ne. " rr ; NOTED DOT. ENTEBED . IX SHOW! Skaggs Systemstore. Rat-Tat-T- Bang-starte- STORES ih thtou " TILE COW'S HUSBAND "I'd lore Jt said 'the aa htm much," RaaT-t-T- at Is 4 ' you. Sisrt today by asking yoor druggist -!'-- :7' IP J :. c-- la Cot used. "ve-ning- as ," . Ycs,IJSSttianonc ctrltxthakmsfot the noest. purest surest biking pow der that can be produced at any prict The ACTING turn BASItl sVUOltO Q ever entered Prevents that frxtf irany doDus wcrdt cf fftllurea fiiiffifiilA othT Try it Profit. .br ths bt-ti- i - ivr greatest xsootf saver that nfi ' i c .ii coromojily aban-dtMjtn- s- m-gf- l nPADWAMTAP3J - TRESirANTT-CLEAX-- - 2 ...V...... lbs. COFFEE H1UZSJ3ILCAN ERAND 4 lb. cany, each . . . . . . . HONEY VERNAL HONEY White each 1 gaJloa-can- $155- - -- a, each t, ai0PSLow.Tubij PORK lean; lb. FRESH SIDE, Thick and Lean PORK STEAK "I il.15 SUGAR 10 LB. PAPER - bag SEEDED OR 15 oz. m. JJQg f. Lean lb. 69c nusixs ST EGGS . ' zior .:45c GRAPEFRUIT FLORIDA . - : for, SAFE- it i FOR- The.CASII.and beef . . steak - . . r."i 25c1 in CARRY-MARKE- T ' -- - - 28c !irv?r,T short rib steak ....25c ib. SE'E-JLES- . ' . ?t i j STRICTLY FRESH 2 dozen . . ; 3 ; ; ........ h-- COUGH 4 - : "We give our nine, year old girl a party." a smoker who had th r!4, remarked "Several of ts small guestr an brought e unexpected one. whict crit the anam ralinaa nn . little bit However there was enongt tor aecoruL helpings. Wife askef on little girt if she would have irtiie more cream. ""Jiy mother told sne to ear "7 thank you, no," but I say "Te Please," because. I am sure mothei had Bo Idea howamal! the dishe would be,' announced the child." EVERY ia in r I SPINACH Smoking-Uoo- m n. aa-Uaa-al " ' Adage-popularl- cborar he dIJnf have a rent. lib girt a full mllllehs tneaa aad has nothing to mr." eftes) doaMrd for hi famous roia-fleaacfatching's-i- d squ rrrl-- j Dont worry If the wolf is howlint eaastng sceaes where H would be si your door. Sell it to your neigh fesJhardy far the cinema star to bor for a German potire dog. risk his awa pracioaa life. Jo Bungstartrr is mighty mad. , Signs at Som mead crook stole the gold fillSpring: . Wfara the attest tina veers from DoUtlcs ings out of hi mouth yesterday, while he was gazing at an airplane. brother af e Iii . ttatt .J Of all sad wordx The saddest fail Whea put beatde Ten days In Jail!" ni'he'Xra'ays wHTinB to do a Good Turn when It Doth find an Opening. ' W,"ho says the office doesn't seek the man? We missed. our last payment, at the Income tax collector's office, and now the offics la seek" . ing ua bloe-Mbb- la lor results. Users know just how and why ths chances com about, aad why they ars bene faciaL Learn the (acts. Try the scientific kelo which haa dona ma nrorh far aa many, and wttrh what it doe for OOUDLS ' It t Further, there is reason to beThe flapper who thinks that bae-tri- a lieve that stars of gas would ex Is the rear door of a afrterla. plodtt under temperatures which minimis uf therrr TurvTveT'A nj lh? There's no use in roasting memBinary stars, formed when bers of the younger generation. The a single star breaks, could never be. more you roast them, the rawer If the single star were made of gaa Rapid rotation would not burst a they get 8Hfc----1- ih: . Purely, gaseous ssrP My Son, considcreth Aaaeatr the canines to be at the cattle show at Spaauah Fork aest week, awe wUI ssore atteatioa tfaaa the prtea baaana hound catered by CoL Joseph G, r. la each box of Mtrrnoli gives , ths complete formula, also the reasons lor a ai vox o;fMarmols 7 . , Dont tse have . drsnk" when have drunk." -you .mean For many years stars-harused but often been considered structures of gas. Sci- uisquoted: "The pitfalls of Ufa' was "Ay me! how many perils do entists are now, apparently, SvArm ib jrJfetMiman to jrflike tfteoi y for a Sim till forty dally fill.", as Spenser wrote new one which has stars partially t, In his "Faerie Queen," 850 year composed of liquid. A number of o. . astronomers have been unable to reconcile the theory of gaseous construction with observed stellar phenomena. Were stars made entirely of gas. they could not do some of the things they do every dy- . P Res. They will all be larre ones. This is only one of the many ad 7vantages of shopping in an O. P. r rr r: SCIENCE ed ,.--- - . " - (Copyright. 1928) . C. Howdy, folks! - MUtoa Work, . famoa brtdxe rxprrt, lit YOURSELF . I Joe Bungstarter soys there. Is Just YOUR ENGLISH one thing to do when a flapper pops her gum at you. Snap your" susDont any "I have every Conn-1: penders right back at her. In yoir "f have entire con " . ' " dence fidence in you" Is better. la the stretcher, boys. Bring Pronounce "evening" as If spell . ed with stress on "e" Art Shannon. j S f G Gf tried to fellow a radia bridge game eaee, and ahe almost went erasy aatil ahe ahe was playing, with., pla-era- Eooton Tran- script Raymond Hall, curator at the University of CalH fornia has - discovered a weasel species In the wamps of LouWana that Is new to science. This weasel's fur does not change to white In winter, as do the other species. - la Salt Lake itwiUjr. But th&f 1 Bothlng. Jowqh O. Bancatartnr, fanwua rummjr fUy my Income.'' yond that when thedeeert food be i comes exhausted, he hikes for the farm lands on th borders In ia. credible, numbera and h will stroy acres of crops In one night Often whole farms are laid bar even though the farmers keep the barrels of their shot guns hot all day. It Is on such occasions that th farmers long for a few coyotes. tr. O u. tv -- BIO INFLUENCE "Tour wife has a tremendous Influence over you, hasn't she?" "Simply wonderful. ""Why,- "- f"v got so I positively enjoy living be- Mammals PROVO-GATIOM- urale, 4a new hssarr. aew heauh NEXT! snakes; eagles and hawks likeYem, however. The worst of this rabbit wT Mt, "Bull m oavjson eUNKIN' swip? m At Their Best sraaeeaja lHiit'H..ii.fili men"mwTntnrerr iiim H - WUCH WO Now, Henry Ford is monkeying with a iuelless motor. Say, we'll have Lizzie running on mere sentiment, next thing. , ; But don't sell your Standard Oil stock, yet , . .. . THREE WAYS' TO LOSE FAT The most numerous of the ani mals that- live In the real deserts of the far southwest are jack rab bits and they ar worthless for hu- - wt. . i. Thfe is the season. of the year whed the Navel oranges: are ai their bestj'hey are large, sweet and juicy. We should all drink mre orange juice. It to one 6f the healthiest of' tiiod for evervotte but Is particularly good tot infanta and children. Orange juke, knoo juice and grapefruit are real health ' . builders. : "So your erol-t'- -l , . .WIFE'S . CHECK v, druggist refused to cash personal check for yoaT" les, the horrid tbiigl And after" m buying all my postage stair ps from mm th past 'year,- - 'One Is starvation, cm atnormsl exerevils and have adopted usee his hind foot li kabanJo cise. Th other is embodied in Mannola as their slogan. Nevertheless be- player. prescription tablets. The Marmola wiy lieve Russia will pull heiseit oat ui Prof.- - Digeendelve, who knows is based on modem reseasck. It has been ed tor JSJ years Blons ol boxes of the mire," near!v..evor.vtiiine aavs a rlrl with tU?S6 tKt net Sidky Pasha of Egypt seriously proposes the enactment of legislation requiring the return of all royal mummies to their respective sarcophagi. Anatomists and artheologista. whose main forte In life haa been pawing over the preserved men of ancient Egypt, are alarmed,; .There is a goodly per- centage of Egyptian population to whom Sidky Pasha's ir is quite appealing. r Bhould allow we the aanctity of Pasha, says Sidky Why, the tombs of our departed royalty to be violated by foreign scientists? George Washington and Abraham Lincoln are - permitted the peace of their torpba.: Napoleofl'i bones are not disturbed. , There are no. licensed grave robbers rooting up th gray slabs in Westminster Abby. Yef, in a few more years, at the present rate of disinterment, ther will be "scarce a mummy im iirairTsgrpTian who; ncTT;orer is high time to put a stop to this violation of the respect r . The aBobber Shop . GUMS - The Distinguished Bones jll - - J Co nan Doyle: "If you want to Mra Clementine Clinchpenny judge a man's rhnrnrlpr. Jook-- at looks o good since her lifting opbis wife's face." eration that few people can remember what she was like before th Prof. Lincoln Hutchinson, Uni reconstruction. " from versity of California, back Pete, th porter, has never Russia: "The. political leaders of been able to tell Just what breed revolu Russia have admitted that tho dog he won In a crap game tion Is hot the cure for capitalistic really Is, but he says the critter AM'V A,Srt V UT to GrVLUUP-- 0FF A3AlKii i TIP OF TONGUE By Crane w : Ones, sr , . . THICK lb. - rarrcoir; and lean ...14c LARD HOME RENDERED WHITE, 3 lbs.', 464 45c West Center il |