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Show PROVO EVENING HERALD; MONDAY, MARCH f a Ktlil Ik - 1 I F I 1 A OUT OUR ,WAY 1SL y 192S. By Williams OUR BOARDING HOUSE By AK 1 tut Herald eoryqratlba, E. C Bodgers, rrealdeat. at snatter tah, daily. Entered as seoond-ela8t, VWEti4Mt th tteturrrw a knwrTiramefWPr KlkC Wy W. Vf. feerv-fci-, elitioa. ss na rattoriat Wtvtcs, PUn ?eripp'..?!7p!r1l'J...l., ... . ";xv . room. 120. fe yo do not receive your paper .Wort K and a copy wli b delivered to your reaidenc.. tje jyoair $3.00 . 7smM O. v ! I tslenbans ......... " "J r. . . CHAIRS. 7-- , ; r TJTTJSSilxTrlaius&C BM("'fe.'W. dv'Xtti, maag- Jaeee Clerk, idvartiaiuf adftor; C. oouniy Kicks, tag editor; manager. k u- - Ootid C4T CARVIU6 y ; ..it i . carrier hi he'eounty, (5 santa the Jnooth; la advance; tyipaii if tbiwrV JiM ouUtU jboantf, Subecrlptfeterms-B$100." tt ) . lO'ihii - , -W- A-rcA4e.sA-r Si , Mr. Edw. C6tfeaii has resigned from the Tnf (.'Commission, aeclarfinl that that bcftiy has deSrenerated to tiseless- iresa.. The Commission ia. now apout as the U. b. fcteei, Mellon Aluminum and otfier bJh: tariff intereata would have it and as they.pay to.hava jt through, their, biff .contributions to ' i campaign funis. .. Rut, Mr. Costiaran L mistaken in tnmRlflg mat tnc Tariff Commission is useless,. It fully answers the purpose treated id hoodtffiflrtDTF Tor which it was aumera mulcted by . tariff acheduleaj and, tncidentally, to furnlah soft jobs ioV half -dozen or bo of party, henchmen, of more or less ca&Jiz.L In that sort of usefulness, the Com mission function! very smoothly and successfully. r ..' im take the urlv tariff issue out of our political embarrassment and bamboozle tha dear people into, think- tnat iney WlllaTEI a lair aeai, saia me inviiuie wvvern- and less expensive to run. a commission ment; it is easier than m Conn-ess-. anyhow. So. a Tariff CommlSlion. m powered to study tariff schedules find to recommend raises or cuts in such to the ('resident Of course, care must be taken to pack iMCCmmissiua with the right sort of politico ' ' economists. . of in the the Commisto recall, Jt is impossible years sion's existence, one of its recommendations of consequence that was adopted by the President Indeed, the only aU approaching, consequence, fraa. one Jn the matter of sugar, and the President ignored that-Still, Mr. Costigan; the' commission la very useful' 1 those able to use fT : . . srmrM" : It - - recom-m'endati6n- it GOOD MIGHT WASHINGTON TUBS ! V : Br Crane f pr nvn.r A ttomq 1 Jo gy - . k- A Queer Reference f night crying with the colic . ,; Ws wonder, sometimes, how much of a mayor's pay can. be (igured. as earned income on his income tax return. . - - Today's Sunahlna fW tax, or go to Ja2T yotif Income ' "Mr. Kellogg will give Nicaragua a bloodless election," promises an administration organ. Gosh ! Is Kellogg; also, stocked up with Continental Trading Co. Jbonds? SM f-"--f- I j A fOOUSA HVtnCi MAM KU tutSt 60t4$.V!KH tA VJ- tJe j -r . I fU y OCft Trf '. W WWW. AXV. SfOWON frt MDNETS WEIL W Ml J T3 ,&yT 4 1 t 'Touna- woman." proclaims a Sociologist, .'"marrv man with a sense of humor." Many a man pas ijad a little weakness like that knocked galley-weby marrymg, any . ..;.."....;..?.;,.. '...' ' ' -- , - out SALESMAN v ' $AM By Swan . . if TMeRc's wry morc :Tl'T. J,, : By George Dark ' ti In Tho old atst fash- ioned woman who tised to object- - to her hnsbaad smokln' because smeUed np th' lace curtains, new dumps her clgaret and Each failure Is a stuping stone To better things, they say; ff this Is true; S stand alone ' At the top of thlnrs todky! soft something ' She Applesance! Gee Gee aays intelllrent men - OfFtftCO A&ARReU CSOCAR TO TKB. TIP OF TONGUE lec- riitit Hernuuin Kevserlinit, tetTh'wel--KaL,l- S ttirse, thrown out of balance by its eager ness to Imitate Western civiliza TVsiesr - tion". woft-s- s - - Prof. Lincoln Hutchinson. V. of C: "Russia's present leaders are frankly experimenting to determine to what extent capitalism must be readmitted." iTW feST NAMfe FtftVooft. WQM'T HAVeX.AMy MAr. HOft&Tft fu? &--- . lvA,?r a, . .... . ' pF" VJIM TU' tf. . edrnrer-Tt-J- " - wjttr-stree- . Please stand by for your local nouncer. ' - - . "" "' ' ' srote It, In "Aeneid." "' Art Shannon. 1 Melt in spoon inhale vapota) apply freely tip nostrils,. Watch Tongue:;: . For Signs of lM6i& it nothing ' piof than tha upper end Of four it&maclt and intestines. It is the first thine; your doctor looks at It tells at a glance the condition of your digea and ahrstetoa say. ti to system a cool million. that 90 per cent of all tlcknesses start with stomach and bowel T have ho more confidence in troubje. . . . . t " ' A white or Yellow women." matrimonial advertiseI put a ish, costing on your ment In the paper and cms Of the tongue is a danger signal of those diges-ti- ve replies was from my fiancee." million dollars but it happened, the other day. A group or Wisconsin farmers who dropped dairying and went In for stiver fox farming, shipped 6586 pelts to New York In aa.axBrasa aae and sold 4teisv4at Yonf-'totigT- tt disorders. It tells you why the least exertion tires yod OBtj why yoo nave paim in - the . ... bowt tongue i SCIENCE There yoqaret The f flcex -- ill aay 9 we were dojflg fifty. nd she can do seventy! How.'bottt brakwtr 1 bit tf Tibratlon I a fjri yoa delivery in Apriir .iTi " li tj for-mo- te If It gs; soar-- V .. i wTf miiwiii swraacn, aixxy speus. ' And it's s sign yon need Tsnlad. This good old r?liahje medicine has helped thousands' whs- were physical wrecks. See how the first bos' "' W tie helps yon. ' TTinlscrrroS?atnTM" drogi; It Is tnade of htrkf, herbs Tired and Achy and roots nature's own medicines for, the sick.' Get a bottjs front mej yoor drtjsfgiit today. Your bacir ff it doeirtrt htijj yen Too Often ThU Warn of Sluggish Kidneys. DOES fJOTTLLS $2 MILLION " lan coast. The British Association wilt sponsor and organize tha expedition, which Is to make "proA thorough, biological iavt:ga- - longed study ef the why and whereUon it toon to b mad of th fore of the Great Reef. Dr. C. M. Great Barj-le- r Ref, thf7l&7BTtty Tonge, erhinent Cambri3(ieicIrB"- r tist. win lead the.exppdltion. Speliving' , organism , which extend than a cialists In an branches of marine taouft&4 nutf aiopj th Auetrai- biology wiS nuke vp the part;. Jt , morning findvou stiff, achy worn out" Do you feel tired and diowiy. suffer Bagging backache, Wetmore, headache and dutzy spells Are tba Ih.I91. D. Alexander if Smithsonian ' Institution, found kidney seoetiona scanry and burning Too often this indicates a wild duck nearly dead from in psmag kidneys aad sboulda't be trinklng alkaline water m the sluggish Bear River marshes' of Utah. He Reelected. Doan't Pill, a stimulant diuretic, look the bird to camp, gave It fresh was Increase tha aacretic oi the kidneys An ecological survey of the coral, water and doctored It until it sliaiinabea ti well. Then he placed a band on a and tha aid in -tha uneunties. Usen evarywhefv a zoological study of the life exist- 'rr and set It fre. Lart year, that I waste endorse boon. Atk your nefjMarf ing along the reef, a biological ex bird was killed In southern amination of the flo-- a ana fauna having escaped all the bird PILLS and an economic analysis of the perils for more than 13 years. , whole wtn make ap the wars: or - the ItltJNEYS A'mMULAtrT MUZTK expedition. The Great Reef, teem- .. Tt seems fm possible these" days SMtfrHISm aW Om IWbts. ST ing with life. Win be m fertile field that you can cram a farm crop tnto one railroad car and kU it (or a tvt Ue Uluetriwj examiners. NATURELAND HffUjeM V VAPORUo . . Don't use "every" when you mean all" pr "entire:" Adage popularly used but often Isqu6tdr""ATenow feeltng makes we wondrous Kind" was "Being not tcquainted with woe. I lefcrn to help the unfortunate," aa. Virgil "up (WirwhujiwiwrMie an- s- ... Jl.nlgglrtJ. any corpuscles ' Box Ms " offered to part with a couple of " ' . her chins. r NEXT! 7 t 111 Little Mary was and It was found that an operation was Beoes-sar- y for tha child's cure. Her another promised that If she was vary brave she could have tha finest , . kitten to be found.- As the child was recovering front the influence of the. anaesthetic, the nurse beard her , muttering; "IVs aa awgnl poor way ta get s kitten."--Bost- on ; Transcript i "ivS 16 much more, they will soon be demanding that the electric chair be an expenu. sive Chippendale snodeL Don't say "Neither you or I will go". "Neither yow nor I is correct. Pronounce "mortgage" as .' If "mor." case ArnSrilla If we pamper our murderers a . . . I I LI1 Gee Gee. YOUR ENGLISH"! V Pete, the porter, says he would rather be hit bjr a brick than by a snowball, "because the brick is SO much better to throw back. ' &: f When one or the hospjtatssent out foe assistance in a transfusion 1 it ask intelligent questions. The night Provo played Lehl for the runner-t- p position In the Alpine district r. smart second grade grocer who would- bsa politician wanted to know why the boy. who anawereo the HeralJ telephone didn't walk over to American Fork to get the final returns before the game was half over. id I Yiwi - (( V SA(i HAS SIDE GLANCES sweet. Lit A motor such fuel! ', ' He Say that will run without 6il or gas? Odds bodkins! What's wanted is presidential campaign that will Wri with- t 1 "There," said the "boi barber, as he skinned the leather from a bcut he found In the attic, Tra "glad T that's off my chest," t " - ' Considering variety in size, wakefulness), moral being .and such, that sugar papa, the Continental Trading Co., had a flock of children tnequalled in all history. . The BobWr Shori ' ashes behind th' We cannot explain the s?nntional rise Irt radio stocks this week, un- -, rtulitttur." less Wall street has secured advance Information that coloratura The serpent In the Garden of Eden sopranos are to be barred from tse was the first to make campaign pledges he couldn't keep. ain Now, Hollywood promises to film living bysfers". . Al the r!jrht;i Let's see one Jaymg those fifty million eggs . i Whatever troubles Adam had In this here vale of woe. There were no green and crimson lights To signal STOP and GO. Photo by R. U Batchelor. . about trip Just before the opening of the baseball season. oU and crunkrase aeUIng them as the finest Imported lute-fls- k. . Will those University of Iowa professors who are to broadcast the sound of a human nerve current please give us the nrrve current of the fiend who irot up the income tax .form? ; ; aciei4ista tell I ' packing minnows ; ; s It seems Incredible that a bum start oa such s hazardous would AB st ..'..' t I . - Way..' 1 . JTbla It Oscar Ton"FOR SALE Ford roadster, 1923 sils, said te pay the motor.'. Excellent for quick turn blggeat Income tax over." Dallas Times Herald. la tho tUts of ub. Why brag about Itf ,., -" ' Mr. Tonsils made a 4 : - . 8 PORTS NOTE A man la Florida- - is plan- I OSCAR TONSILS 13 BIG INCOME TAX I'ATEB 'Ought we to be a nation of rice tatertT" asks liter; wy Digest No girl .Nor, spinach, nor, prunei,, nor bread ;. pudding, either, ii., ,; s ;. " "',.; nhkPTimtinn our-acti- e to Venus. We're,glad we didn't have to pay any income tax this year. Vs al ready owe the government three penitentiary terms for tha year 1926. on fortune, and niness to 'affect and thought, has never been decided." The philosopher with th pipe blew .a few rings in the smoker. "W have a little girl at noma who Is a born musician. Bhe likes to practice and get one lesson ahead of her music teacher. We rebereavement 'In tha cently had neighborhood. It was summer and you could hear a piano all aver the neighborhood. Our small one would practice. j. 'Daughter you mast not play. yuu know Mr. Jones hrdead. "the Mra.'T"' aer&M lh stre'et'f'-'sal"It's all right, mother,' replied tha child. Tin doing a figue on the " Alle-ghenl- .. In Smoking Room "Just what the age Is that we commence to be sad and allow mis- The. Los Angeles-to-NeYork marafhonera are still going strong. With such a good running start, they should be able to jump over the Mississippi and hurdle the . at that.,.. . 1928) (Copyright. Howdy, folks! Aa Income, tax exempUoo U ail right, but bo4 when It. wakes you op at mldr The Deonle of the ontra Itroap of islands are the only enes in the South Seas who have been permitted to become in independent nation. The Tongans were cannibals, JesS than half 4 century ago. They aaid they didn t.uke white man. His flesh was so strongly permeated with salt and Tohaffft thaLthf nHng was a gargjny husingsS. They twuch preferred porkrToday, the white visitor is safe and tolerated but the pig is almost venerated, it is one people who can truthfully say that the more tbiy lee "of white men the better they like pigs ; and, they haVent had a look t our politics, . i i 1 - - . PAPER CLEANING, ETC, . Call-Vwn- 'a. DOAN'S CALcfMiNriyQ tStfa - "' May Be Done EheneiSl-B- . 8 - EArtlXi SS U tk Nertk CHEAP If'. " |
