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Show FACE EIGHT PROVO EVENING HERALD," THURSDAY, MARCH 15, 1923. OUR WAY THE HERALD n, I . EVRVoaJE Bar HAvJE 4 5PaWr t.nn ik. tm CAaI OrMfSSCrflJUCrfi SEC --Trt' -- COOMTPIV -- A By carrier In tha county, 45 oenta the atonth; advance; by Biy Jn the county, HMjiutside county rf up I manager. 'I 4 -- -- 1- - P A , HE'S AO BAft6AieJ, Vol! A1 TICK 'EM OFF , AkJV ButL-f-, SHE'S ,WtfV MbMBt-E- HER-WAJ-- PARril?EeiCl4l sieicef- Mi -- . ie-feAiL- fHAi" curfH, CLAv4.roorf OF REP PtUSrt CHAiR - ' ' n sriovls off Her, rWip virw uoe a glass CAsfett ser, ago lABLe iw , K. Gunner Rasmuwui). editor and manager; R. W. Golell, managing editor; N, C Hicks, county editor; Jeaae Clerk, adrertialng rUP 1HSiJr-tr4KUi to . $3 00. -- H GOT A.COUD ffubacrlptloa term 1. miss By Ahem crtuRcrt PUFFV,--SU- E'S 9 Telephones Business office, K; Society reporter, 107; Editorial room, 1204. If youuo Dot receive your paper berora f p. m. telephone ' ' M and a copy will be delivered to your residence. . ! ce Mo-fi- Prl uw-elatio- ff I OM AA C Rodgera, president at PubUthed by the Ileraid Corporation, W. . matter . Enured 1st M aco4 $0.$H t, at the poxlotttc Mi Provo, Utah, MembeC of the United Preaa KEA Service, Fain Editorial Service, and the Jams G. Scrimps Newspaper. t BrWUlisnslOUR BOARDING HOUSE To A Pull ma ki Prjeid Impertinent Heathen! The rapidity with which Ihe heathen and others unfit are acquiring political conscience, hon for and morality is something that zquat be political general esty restrained or fully prohibited, rijfhi,awjv rebuked . " 1 Comes now, Cabaldon, Philippine commUiorier' to Wash- - or-- la d i I.i. '"' x f !f Jntgon, who throwsrtip hiMcasyJthlng in disgust anjtctually gets intolnovcn Knowp Lonyreionai KfTorq ims. "Jlembers of the American Congress., I beseecn yoa to "give us ocr independence before the Philippines, lik? the Teapot Dome and the naval oil lands, are donated to campaign contributors whose mouths are watering f6r our golden natural resources." , ,l ; Nice, thing for.ihe white, man's bufden to throw at the 'wliHemanVoyerrtfTicnt, wh't it?For ene.tkiftgrt is a dirty at the irisult to our most precious campaign Contributors, ' ' , of a national start campaign. very home to' Mr. Cabaldon declares that hi goo figfit for manJxee-ipeechrrfof tolcranoo,press, freedom, equality J id political morality, hor.est Impartial government, obedience to law, etc. He wholly neglects to state that he' will make his his yfiah-iw-fight along the line of samples he observed during " folks ' 'fhef e to" his intends be' career. give Maybe' ington ' 'hp.t his Muse fs on fire find that hcTHad better go heathen ideals. Howbeit, he seetns to be one Filipino who WASHINGTON iTa V J W40S ,BXS tout uvisom ' believes in In bis control of the Italian Tyrol, to He threatens supeffectiveness. class summarily high press the fifteen German language newspapers, if there are more odious insinuations, camouflaged insults or butsWe Interference with his management of affair in that region. It is the thing to do. in any case of obnoxfous dictator-r.hitheir To govern a people against their npwsnancrs. early."" Oass dictatorship i America cannot be comp!eted,"so long as there remains a courageous press. We are taking, steps towafd such dictatorship. In the ur.restrninexl Injunctions and janinjrs "ef editors by the Judiciary and such in-- 1 famous political purchases as those in Pennsylya'nia ' and :. Illinois. V; 'v' ., (to ih ttTOtASUUt ' vJST W bOTi Al4p First, Suppress the Press Mussolini .. 9PI : iNPiCS what he can. m save .it in. TUBS (5 SCIENCE 1 rv' i tOO. KtX CAUtD reM M0NCST .iNf k 96TTER NrWrri6K 10rt ,1 '' ULliM6trtm set h m.KP ' .Hi iiiihii in . CPf . jr Now, a Canadian has got up a propellor by which an in the air airplane car. bade up, while in the air. Parking ' ' 1 W V', WWl NKiHtV UUCrW tee - At Juarez, Mex., the distinguished Mcx. mytT prize-fighte- To i vjlv--. ; ; Engliih angineeraJiave recently J5Yhe5Ll.Xlrtjt,iil to overdose devised what ii known as the p and overcharge people," began an beacon, for radio direction M. n. thus cutting, the smoking The new contrivance Is room smoke .and conversation, "I finding. Id least equal rny radio di had Just hung out my shingle and rection finder yet made and may opened up my office. I glanced Into prove a great boon to both air the waiting room from my operatiand ocean navigators. It consists ng, and there sat a perfectly .Of a loop aerial which rotates about healthy looking patient. " 'Ah,' I said to myself, 1 will vertical axis, sending out a con tinuous signal as it does so. When make a deep scar on his Impresstha line of minimum radiation is ion". true North, the signal "breaks" "I grabbed the telephone and nd the navigator' receiving the commenced: Tee. Mr. Dean. I will signs! csn calculate hia. heailjagJXie xeadjL to aea you a.t two. A'clutk-- J The range Is TOO miles.- - The new Please be prompt as I have a large mctnod haa been attempted with waiting list Yes, the amount I vessels at sea bur land Interfer quoted for treatment and operating ence haa so far, affected the ac wilt be Two Hundred Dollars. Good. curacy of bearings so obtained. bye." . ' . "Then, walking into my altting Only at distances under 50 miles can accurate results be obtained room. I asked the patient waiter aboard s.np. and listener to the Conversation Undoubtedly, better methods of what I could do for him." 'Nuthin. I Just came to connect radio direction finding wiU be de veloped in the near future. Some- the telephone," he sai-1day, perhaps; navigators may throw " away an instruments and rely en Tony Sarg: , "Artists, though tirely on the air. for direction and wsihlng to be classed, aj gentle-men, prefer brunettes." position, finding. . . - . .next. In Smoking Room , i Observations .tt r ; . iff . -- inr Wrtrt. s wmirri tot fllt-guppress .00 AvivlL CHORUS rotat-ing-loo- p. 1 : eta r,. stt-A5au- l 1 Kw 1 umc kour Mft cvetWrtiwG. yog ef. f Jeu Se om oo? Vtfvf'AS SOON tS I tM4 uvw4ttvif . N6teRAM TCeS0C ufru I SAILED CRew ft is? VIA DIAMONDS, If you are contemplating purchasing a diamond. It will pay yon to sea me first I reset your diamond while you watt. Come In and see samples ef the new mountings. DELL CHIPMAN The Upstairs Jeweler West 8ut Drug Co. Door ton-Cha-se even wgt CAOiBBEfM. ponent knocked his ear MP and no gentleman will continue a fight with only one ea Vi. HeljpgWants a Divorce :ea Of priceless value as V 11 "V ' K Will Mr orr O'M. I I e I ' ' - - ' " - ' j - : ' Ay, chan:;ni! I i "; ' ' ' ' w jS.., i "of candidate remind us . We c:vn apeak by rnd'o, CHTT groat big lfelfiie CoeUIIo, screen actress and daughter of Maurice picture hero, has filed suit for divorce against her months, John W. Regan, formerly of New York. She drank to excess and was abusive. Here are Helene and tin They'll duTScH" , , ! - t OFFERS 'v ' . .. : 1 'i - sj,-7T- We hats the girl Who teBs her pa: "That's Just m lot. ivi,-.- . , - -- To keep people from parking their feet on .the railing in front of her chair and .table, Blondy, the manicure,' has tacked up a sign -"NO DOGS ALLOWED". Since the doctors have been pre scribing It for certain ailments. Die butcher next door says he haa been having an awful time with his liver. "Pete, the porter. Is still unable Q. walked DIU-plck- le np tle renter aisle of church wearing a : juNATURELANDJ When tero comes to JVundtfuivla the midget goldcrest, tiniest wren A tlnt of them all, and , the woodcock 'lne this Interest-ir- u travel all the war to warmer Went LocI MaMalaa Will Broadcast S K phenomenon Ireland, 1000 miles and more, alOver Radio, If Dealred ever occurred In Provo. most over night. They arrive simul Photo by A .B. Simmons. taneously and the Irish game keep ers do be after savin that the The first thing ah employer ys gold crest maKeihe long Journey when a steiiograpHerTeiTs TllhVsllf Is leaving to get married, is: "Congratulations! Hew soon will you be Hunters who go out shoetlnB t back to work ? "iht with a flash Maht. often mis take the whlppoorwill for a rabbit Sal J the Kkank to the hooter Both have the same peculiarity; As be gave himself a shake: neither will look straight at the "What a whale of a difference light like other animals do. They Just a few sotwta snake!" avert their heads so that only one . eve shows to the .unter and under Trained oystsra are being used In , the light; the eye of both the rabbit mr. craeat buJnrmrrrr, Aear sir: I film. You can say this and the phlppoorwilL which la a Hollywood , wnd i'lll plajr for ror me oysters tney won t get tens- -: nieht bird. are red. play f je clarj-nctT a ever the radio If yoa like, yva I are playing it Instead caa. aay Latest Results in the Los ef me, end rrah the ciarynet vote. I wUl chare Ii cemia In caahVof "tork foot raceT"Eunloni Ice cnwin cones, the clarynet Is a leading corns, with broken arches a -CALCIM1NING . good clarynet. except the lap behind. ' ' wbiiJtiiWml blow accoant of mf cd PAPER CLEANING, ETC maa pteytng on ft while .shew lag Another awfai liar plstC tobacco, waVh same got tsrta la Eheneaer Drew; ' May Be Done Mioie, yon trwlyt ile aaya be wM tk Of Naah's floating provooatloa. CHEAP IF EARLY ' She policemen were lynched by A maa who drank .used" to be i WHege KTUdents In VenefUela taat called a dipsomaniac; now bVs call-- " rhone J51-U LL'eth Noish I Week. The dispatch didn't state ed a hipaomaniac. what rateratty they, were being J initiated Into. Quick, Hortcnse, the f ire--ex tin-- SXisy3j .' - I A d Thte Ange-les-.Ve- w Nt.A New York Bureau fVmic. Rumanfan.war ace, mod his wife plotting 4hrana-AUarttic rouH. tey are on their forthcoming wtempt H In two to non-ste- p days from New Jersey to Bucharest. The machine they'll pilot together Is ef the Himtenanrs design, a "tandem monoplane," now under construction at Kew York. . . WfUs'fnie-lrtet- w target fid ol - Oswald o C. ' .... . " Lieutenant George a a to use violence and l on and on In the hope fust going CIICRCII NOTES . sooner or later something will Another world's record waa shat that to the critter. tered- - Sunday when happen NEXT! -- 'l. aaaw i, SERVICES TO CANDIDATE! tv? " Art Shannon. Of ancient blah!" " Scientists are now making movies of tha action of the bralrv It would take a jilow rnollon camera to pho- itogra phJJ 'JG eg, gee's brain In ac-- bTTtmnrfcttli We, thought our radio was busted !not vreck. Every time we turned it Costallo, former on we nothing but static. And husband of six sow wegothave learned It wasn't also chargas he static at all; It was just H. R, MerJohn.. i rill . teHIng how he got that black Itw Rumania" Nott-Sto- p - M.mm fmm jrulaher; your fathert celluloid coi-If r haa exploded! kind-hearte- 0 1 tod itv to health The Bobber Shop tCppvrlrht 1928) fofts! OK Umi awful ftnxVty! Tw more da) before rn k.xm wba aire tha state hoop IT- - - a pnotection . miivkc. me. "tr .ee t' . . TROVO-CATION- S r ; i" . times a day, three hundred and sixty-fiv- e days a J- year, Frigidaire electric refrigeration safeguards the health jafQufjfamily. 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