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Bcanty experta aw arrulnt which .! llre ekntlfuU-t- h buw or the feminiM knee. Sort of a e: ,.t. . Out Our Way OFFICE CAT Ilmdliuea yoii tiever THIS IS TtMl 311 t il - TBV KAKilEKS AS'GIUIN I'lilCKS 80AB. .v nod .Manager NOVEMBER 1, 1926. IipALDj; Wi ft. I Js. : fllSrT u -- " I i'O S-- It-'-. VI ' , I ' J " ' ' I I U1 ai gata waat ta a vitaoat tt. au. elutttttir . liiirk were in mi riiujciit . of torThere, are all - klnda Jt working ture in undent days. They are . ..l.iiilv. I,. Ihu ruLt. uhlt'tv girln. Thow who will eat. thooe ! dri thoae a Hnturdar after- W illie wlvld f no more are insists there Nicholas Speaker T)ngworth who will eat, drink, and be - a footlmll KHine merry. in is ttiiiJCConin tn dumb Doras or, if you like, no more dumb Donalds m lli lot, gress today than usual DAUX IT! of the He recalla that the eaire history of the prowess 1 woke to look ujKin a face A iiniuurace Silent, white and cold. Congresses of which Clay, Lincoln, Blaine; 'Tom Reed; Car hut armuic .jdtytdcii.n huliu-sa- . s cure will lisle and Randall were mighty members also Dears witness Oh, friend, the agony I felt W'idl, It irol.il.ly will if luken in tiie" foftVmented of their time 'an never public that at the half be told. ' diisi'x. .. on the weak calibre of the lawmakers generally. We;d lived toKetuer buta year, Too' tKHin, it Heein(?d,"tb aee The obvious ' corollary-i- s that tmiay'n critics of our Con"How's your I'liinicr old when the to back; who jThoMe Congresses bark good days gentle hands oulatretched and gress r- : Ktill, erelreal Cdhgre 11 he io fit "li tlrct'iic: Karjuc That-toileconfounded in so will be hard for me, Reed wrote history in letters of fire, drink in n n a n nili." My waking thoughts had been of one a defcade or so by laurels flungat this Congress of 1926, and Who now to sleep bad dropped; a moving plea made again .for statesmen such as- it boasts. I ftrol mywlf today und siMike; ' mr na rfl TfC'iiSnzti, X)b; friend. Ttf of a business this about heavyuniformly what After all, sUiiriily to my wife,"' My Ingersoll bud stopjied. sit who weight Congress? Should the sevenif score men !"lid chc resent II?" hall in; down Washington there, in that great congressional "For a nioiiieiit she did. But - They are not serving spoons with be each and everyone a great mind" ? woman Mariu Is a the cofee in cahareta because the We as a nation are not uniformly hnavyweightsrment-H- v lifter (.lie had thought it"oVeTrahe jnzz niusic Is no atirring. soeaWng. . Is. it. altogether fair that the average man or shuulf huuds with me aud of be should ' with prtthings . only mi average group tue on my pluck." poman MusK'lanTVhat aboulil yon do e musts wno .jg.o BmHet1 "i0r exclusively uy ucjutiu me - Entered' a aeoud til the iKisiufQiic,4arruva,X'tih. The Weight of Congressmen fh" . li-- rnt-'re- . ' , . very-might- " d ) I The mere fact, say F. E. Hansen tbut a man lends a dog'a life is no reason' why be should growl about --v it. , if yon played the piano as I do?" Listener : ' '"Take lessons -- ',. ranges"? : v man The argument, of course, is that the really big the common good and knows how to leaven his pre-scription for intellectual giants with the mead that stockier : do 7 But stuff enjoys.. they? '; s method orFendingriicrrtorfjorigress-intendvery oyj largely that the men there bebut mouthpieces of the conand Doras in fair portion, stituency at home dumb Donalds ' of course. s- A dub Congress speaks the language of many citizens, and mirrors their thoughts, their desires. - Impossible empty furnished in neighborhood parties, are' not Box 1740 Sun. Daily Sun. . r- . m 1" An WANTED Author And what did you think th I'dtouiac: but W. p. i"acer says bouse with piano of my last joke? ' when John D. lets go of a dime it rough-hous- e Editor Mighty glad to know It um all over the country, .. objected to. Apply was your hist. Vancouver, B. C.) ".. Relatives are people you visit I Washington threw a dollar gcroMlailt'n. tioatJaatrlt thn oui,n'. inlr1 ' . lug at home Bubeurubla 'Tlmfs a bit of far fetched," said the outfielder, as he' finally picked up the Bambino's four imse clout. TI BOOTS AND HER BUDDIES 1m utviToa. cm: TONlW- T- - ' . . .himoaabii jnuri; jjr ThegB-4te'ittttiiWiiaag- h him is a good thing. Ies3-- of . Lincoln's Forbears Shame for his humble forefathers saddened and humil- fated the life of Robert Todd Lincoln, ma of the great Abra. ham. i . ' So declares Miss Ida Tarbell, who Ms spent years in painstaking research on Lineolnia. Miss Tarbell explains that the great emancipator's son was especially chagrined at tales of hia grandfather's shiftlegsness and the possible, illegitimacy of his grandmotherr The grandfather in question was Abraham Lincoln's father, and her grandmother, Nancy Hanlis, Abe's niethv William Herndon, for many years Abraham Lincoln's law of the great Abe's partner and friend, published ancestry, it seems. lie even threw suspicion on the legality of Honest Abe's own birth by denying that documents existed proving the mamag& of Abrahara-sparentS- ;. Robert Todd Lincoln took these revelations so seriously -- that he bought up all the Herndon books possible and de ' stroyed them. The entire life of this son of Lincoln was affirms-Miss ruined. Tarbell, by his humble origin. He him- Belf loved elegance, social distinction, the luxuries of wealth,.! and stressed family position. If this is true, indeed, of Lincoln's son, who died at the age of 83 last July, it is the one failure of the great Lincoln's life to have reared a son whose sense of real valuer was bo poor a thing ! But can it be true? With millions of human beings envious of such, a hepitage as being Lincoln's son, could his own .1. ison fail to know the supreme honor that wias his? WASHINGTON TUBBS f-- this-phas- e r BY CRANE YauiAfc sessiR. ; voorTyv a4-- : . ; . no ifc. ' - g Oh, Woman! Woman . , 56N0 THe-- r Now they'-f- Complaining that women do not stay at home so that they can be canvassed vMy business faces ruin," wails a publisher of a compen' dium of knowledge sold from door to door. They've laid many terrible things at the feet of this "modern woman." They've called her this and that, chided her for one thing and the'other. But this is the limit! She doesn't stay home to be canvassed! Try that on the piano. Make a record for the phonograph .and play it on the radio e ! - tATitiSMANSAM much-malign- ed "T Mother-Lov- e and Crime We have read a great deal lately of criminals who. in their moments of capture, have .spoken very feelingly of their mothers. Pat McDermott, who had been hiding in Cleveland',' went home, according to the details of the capture; so he might see his mother, who was ill and very old. - Pat is but one of many. Whit a pity they don't think . of their mot'hers sooner! , "5fP.fW. r T2 'PtfStH Wm&M? v.tsoiS, tv- - f tspt : Ti J . -. BY SWAN vi rSthlv: '" N mv7Wi 4 - -- .i,.-. or KM -- NOTE.' " " ty 4'IV Trt : FRECKLES AND HIS FRIENDS " ' - - : - -- - 1 : . r ' --- - : -- ' - -i-BjrBIosser ;. ' ' .. 4a |