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Show J - PROVO EVENING HERALD, WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER PAG 2 TWO 'NEWS FEATURES' f PREss co:.1t.1eNt- T f- ' TT -A at IYME S a J7ALX nkon TIMELY EDITORIALS WASHINGTON NEWS EPA (EE' - (I lr1926. The :n.Bar:w: 5&N5IBL& OFFICE CAT Oroana wore WASHINGTON beard emanating (rota the war and nary departmenta the day the news of President Coolldge'a latent budget plana arrived here from the Adi- ' Ninety per cent of all the cars Dodge -Brothers built in the last 11 years are still in service. That is because they are built to last! And that b -why there is no mors sensibly in-vestment in the world than a Dodge ; Brothers Used Car. " . - I , ' - ! i,titfn"i" Ul if Btmtfe for 1S20: A for(tfal tt before Sew chaif I ait and read wild tales is Attonrr-0tieraiif itrife,. of strange td ventures everywhere, Of men who torial inretigatlD( committee. icaa tn ,rea uooa nie.'Ana t can tnnuwiin one wno ana of 'Cut the boner iipdn broncho s feetiva spine, and hangs on while it throw, The door of - fewceM, though ficiate oft the two aerTicee, wbea told inf fits, refusing1 to take in his si en. I love him when he leaves toroetkne wemi xx is serer that's what the preaideut luslaii on his steed, with sweat and sandburs in his hair,' but as for Why the army and nary are noih- m I'd .rather mdHuch. stories in rocking chair. However irureietisnf airesay; and aoaie. lug well a, man may ride the nag that sunfished; bucked and Hat rherk girl: Area't yoo goinf rveo of their ttha are talsaing. A tS W o I i (T( o i to me a the give Why, Opt eolraced, there are abrasions on his hide, and half bis vitals are eut their and very spinal town dfhtwad ( the (lfea (timua w Ul be la displaced. v He brttely smiles when men applaud, pretending te a dime duiget' . that he has no hurt, but there ii anguish, fierce and broad, Iraadiile old (eotlemaa : "Be Only the arlaHoB folk ean see a A USED CAR IS ONLY As pEPeNOABLe l cavorting 'round beneath his shirt: So let the hero gain his dneat Well, taie upon the new ray of Unlit la the gloom. Their AS TH& D&ALER WHO GELL3. IT aerfioea, both land and aea, are to wreath, hut such a course is not for me; I read about his ebanipkiD." ( a - V be exi uded. deeds beneath the branches of my banyan tree. One gathers bain. Perhaps a hearse: from riding oiiH locoed mar but Tio Miildfr the jAn lt bead, ieept JUjnndLactwojeaxilagtLarmy fttsadens.HJ-p- .one ever is the i worse foK riding, in 4 rocking chair.-tTIt from going tw fat. j 'KtM315. mep were, pointing ,.ut that - they cbufttry'srfull ofwlghts likr me, vrho tend gore stories in . had te hare more money. concert honr.-- r the suri.'arid so on all the stands we ee the irKG IV .ews stories The lawn mower has gone out of simply -Barracka down, they it Portland. SV HL. (4SUm date. no mower. It is . by; the ton. They're mostly read by portly ; gents who've eomplalned, nnl'forma were, wearing l ....... .'.iw ii Uvea on humdrum ho Jtt their never a chores, slept night Spent WXrWSBTftWtQ&t IceumulaWh of arry : Who's tour in tent 8. or saw a eamnflreoUt Of doors. They've never seen munitions were deteriorating.- r SEl'TBlffeKR'2' v more. bucking nag or watched a herd of milling steers; to put aelghborf didn't got get Tbey They i Barry i Oh, he's a afted ProW- - toM. stiU Aadow 4hy'r-to-gf- tt yrateliteery EfiAIlVDESSONS; he:jmjiCkiftaibajfJaj tiltloti uffpef. f laTifa. easT focklrr iri editorial Booms, TWepneae totabliabed U I 'iMMI 1B j "i -- jJSURS (f Ar-etb- cham-bto- a . 1 arena Mass Entered psm t"-- " t 7 : - " he re vvs.r iiivrjav: ' he-m-an U advertising tow tor lha csmot were-fullin- i iMOfa w pew-rk- h z mmim -- , -- " yearseBut they-inu- haveadventure,-to- st hyprcy-tid-e Of tpwir It alwayi is fllfflcnlt for a:lay. otirtnaddened nags; and so they buy a cord or two of hemen, One lrOTO fhntih tull lit w iinmli man to tell how much merit there Open spaces mags. , 1 hear men say, "It is a siri, such books the thinks dot show is a nlnee la in such lamentations from - s erei sold to growing - kds," ihd I regard them with a grin frhfte ladles go to tthlblt ther erowd speriHHWa.Tmfpwlonat the xhronic. readers- are the dads r The reader! Ire the" bid uldlers are enthusiasts, of course. fat boys who dealt in prunes and dreamed of steers, and To have to economliie seems in: them Provn man ftift who'd deprive ihem ot the joys that solace their declining a calamity. It iaynote elerk-h- i etore? I want jtirt a cheap asnational bad for the country . as tbey ttmbrella-pieafor leaving in , think It is. atreet ear' purposes. If they really, are right about it, AWnt-mlnd- e m.. Palm's" 8aTeWureT'T!St) hotel concert. orchestra. 6:30 p. m., children's honr8:30 p. nu, Htatea restaurant orcheatraj ? p. ra4 Rudy SetKprerifffinToTeO p. m., DX. period. 8 p. 1-- stugranu ni gramratr ae, . B p. mstudio .nanaurm aance ' m- ,. proUtttigift.H-ii,nated a large gum to the cansa1 '. . -- ?a r, t nit4i' , . ii fn rf akin rBtmtt; wowinir list of tolleje verHrequehtly they Are duuM hose inthe highef pd education; tor education the chief means is tone to its narro - - education, th tyhaM vlew,:nJ widef,-lih- d vm .i8.:onu w m caiwr tfWf. ww., m ... wjm? Probably nature provides a. wo man with a double thin so that when one gets tired out ahe eon uae the other one. k VlnJi.JJg that XtfSKll frM that 4 f$& , dance-orches- ' t.pdinrW haMM. ? " GRANDMA FBIETCniB "BobLjjLyou please, This old grey" head! 7 ",. For I must he B 'Aarea .Bnwa, H,:!bj, Jfewlaectloa In whlcfi th pollen la not la style," she said. t. Ifork CttV.' Member Ofltgaa Of.eourw It 1h necewiary 7" v j to remain there until ftosV'bas Where in the world would a 7 ifliltolfutfc" . wne." But th a method bandit carry any concealed th VMe ;rt.ilWM.-.i" to open inlillon unfortunately weapons? fhlted the in ihrth a people .u. c " ftates.itil anmlng and suffering "' xrom miauwM ror I'm- - figgerlng on moving away," " . witH ItStriBg eyes, blocking We It bWne KHJ-t405.2- flld mnrle films are aold as Junk. Rome of them of course started Jlke " rtumsUnce. -- who ,o1UW this! nihoeculiar fitness bt Sf r .....i hhi Trom mori i ' r MSfSffl feifjfi rr. "He gve two dotlars to the churcH. O F T EiS MISPRONOUNCED it only,. Pronounce the o as ia ;,s,',. Oakland. Usual featnrearS p. m, boys' procram. 6 p. m, Bern's Little Symphony or- however, the prospect is terrible chetra a p. m., etiMlii program. 9 The navy people's despair is deep p. nv, dence orcheatra. Los Angeles.' Us-ier, If anything, than the army of ' - - -ficers'. feahires. 6 :30 p. m' children's 'The navy," as young Col. Theo honr. 8 p. m sieciaJ program. 10 dore Roosevelt told me this was a p. m., Marigold Gardens orchestra. long time ago, too, when he was j KFI ,(407m) Los Angeles. Usual assistant. BeeretajyViiaa.beea p. m., Ing ff its fat ever since the war." tra. 6 :30 p. m dance7orchestra.cf ,; That la to say, it hadn't been p. m.. Radio Boys' orchestra. 8 p. gettlnr anrTtddltionfit nourishment mKFl drama bour. 9 p. m Azure f i even- - then. It's been getting - less music cluk since then. Now It's to be ut down "KXX (337m) Hollywood. Usual features. Y p. m., concert orchestra. stlir further. Up to a epftalri tvtlnt It may be 8 p. m., feature program. 9 pm- healthy to faHt and reduce, but betudlo program. 10 p. m., studio pro-yond thnt wliit. It's weakening and gram. 11 p. m, tocoanut Grove -chest ra. fatal. - KQO (301.2m) Metnor-ipreiiro- .... i WOItDI -- OFTENBTIBDSED ! - t'ae "(liMlHte" When trti i lmivtrt. not nn-lOFTEN tnnre"'"t "fi'IH'lH ' cbocto-lnt- STNOXTM8 : fascinating, enchanting, entrancing. WORD STUDY " Tse a word three times and It is yours." Let n Increase onr vocabulary by'ma'steV-in- g one word each day. Tdda'S wordi8l'BJlTGATE; to conquer py force; nlntue completely. "They were snbjugnted by fear of punishment." i ' : 'y..; Only fl which few more weeks left Jn washed up fat Hbe to get all long cold spell. jj , ii'" BlnV:oioae-aiid-a--Hek4hg-afltloKi- n wjf, ucXu;i;2 -- Clemencidu Sfiplttqfid nose ahd7 throat. . Hay Fetet time Is in' fuU swing- .niar,tver IS aa inflajnation.of the membrane, which line the nose, we-fullne- ss ObjL rr T Zl'ittlU 1 - . 3 I ftt t)lt4 it: . 'feffSagj. ft7 liiaTWBd $ Fri rutol. "' d MJlvSf, - thtau6tf y - 1 , v "' ifflstaMa II , vStatfMeetings of the ex-ac- - tt ""'V ( u " 1 .... ma(i8,-hoWv&t- . r f irlep6,r4,facttf whoseMAplicatioasardef W " ft, mV-v- wjjjdt , ttr JktMj bay feve patients therefore iharto toad tolkrintOTherwag-gln- ' 8 pnur a goiirdful of water en the mouths prior to eioected fire, cU the dogs and light out for . . ; Oklahomy," Wl'l fits. " .gwi i scan as, "What do yoa want to go to Okla- it. um. rphA s.altaK lu Ifri- hlA After th ' trehtmetit; membraues speclalf' asked an ac homy tation 16 these mucous, fever is; deter-- q.mli.tance-Hr.affect- ing from fine particles floating In the the p. tlenr just tell you: I've people who happen to ' ttafcn with fepcakkhe twd up all the credit I had yure- Clemenceau be 4o them, sensltlte When to which he Is seiixiHve. abouts and borried till I can't borry in - the i easonat variety of .hay atahce His open- letter addressed to, th More peiple than ever Iwfore , anth'u more, and over there I don't now. sert tlie'. th prevalent-peopl tvef jusf f States, but oviiJUslyihtende4or finding-reliein this method, ad- -' know' nobody and nobody Bon't yhe potirti of .iplahts ia the exctUng i8 received wlthoraihterest.thkft many minlsterd by their frtndi.vJph.viiciiiri to stnrt all over know igenv'.itag weea is ooe or im pig Under no Circumstances Khould the e'Ut" me.jio I aim. ic document because Of the character and career course is flSeAv. of This pollen ain speech .But 'with rhi who wrote rttempt self medlcstlon. ader properon-Ui "wonder is that Clemefweau did not "curerctain habit Jhsm Is probably inusle protesting Jltbms ttiay travel for leveral mlle.IJio,,ttM the" of his mind; He seems to assume " aeeson-whvnTvttr efles of nf'lH'ina murdei'ed. ThMa4 is due to the United Slates, yet he doea'not tell late. Early tl Aayi fever; early-ansays: Trance is not for sale eVen to he ay fever, or Rose cold, la due to Some men love their women in' A, plg was born the other day which wft are aware, and be pollen.of grasses and Is current spite of their sins and others love with an extra lone, but Investigation proved it to be only his spare-ri- b '.row. Jlay when it .was a question of armed armies;' Unfortunately - them for them. t do' with th- rpe, from the middle of August to did toot indicate what he thinks, we-ost time. Is due to the pollens of of the franc. He implies that the debt France owes, tts aftt She: "Why is your voice, so the, troubH;.buVsincf veed, 7. almost excluslrelj to ragtGrand Opera in Chicago last year the payments required lire ' ieedii..-;f Niowed a deficit of . .. . . while sharp?" . .thftV have M; been no payments Paul Aahr demon exponent of the t He: ''Because I have been try- of "all 'round" ihe vtu type ul? year the but fails W.polnt dresses Hi with an bjured aiwbytf to get a word in- - edgewise for la standing them out his. country. tay'fwer, the causative agent may jart. of jacs, Ing jury which he intimates we have inflicted en i whole week." e le dUHt, animal danders, feathers, nightly, which may or may not namt ..does Sot He speaks darkly of banks and bahkers,1)Ut y powder) Insect powder, tobacco, .plain everything..- ' them. , - M TBright Have you seen "The Lost Tworld of the. - If Clemenceau sees what is the source, The easiest method of escape from! This c'antry is bone dry because World?" Maybe Hnhuh. Why don't you trouble, he should speak out. Ha ia' how ah old man. who can 4ay fever for those susceptible to'on bone won't buy anything worth advertise for it? , , - r ... ie rag weed pollen is remova' lo a, drinking. afford hihiself the luxury of expresiyne the futfesst truth Lv more gynonymous with wgtt th addirta' W td happinesa its real value ' of the wdrid at larpe.. ; , ;4 . he conceives it. Th world cravfies the diplomacy Army of the Lord . of truth By Williams The letter which he wrote seems but the tentative pemnj of a conversation, and we wish he would to 'pn;i: There h (wduld w no man iri France to whom a more Careful 1'he whole leaves he B.ut' American people. granted by the our cdnceals from which it a in people. fog question -ifce.'olhly' Ihini that ii it is clear to tw and It ia,about clear that the whole question 6f .internatlonaraOttlenient? has been, sadly muddled. ;vThe term ''settlements' is;,a misnomer; they seem rather unsettlementa.The American peo- i Ar1 tint .pallectinB Wo., kflon fnU Vv Mr Mallnfl tVidf - u a penny vi war uvuls imnu iouw) tvtu,wun ut We are told that the only matter pending Is,thejayment of c vcmciivcuu enuvtv money juanea filter uue wc haveihdicated his awarefaess Of, SuchV statemenk.,hayinj Wn msrla Sit Art Ininnrfltit mpttthftl Af. thli jFAflfllP.t JkTkA tilt "cusE6dran of our national funds..' Doshe blUve"-i- or tiott if it is true." does it chamre the aspect of .the icase F born lndeDendent. : , WW M 2 fftydl&JrW -- Mlfff- - lSi - ' . , I V7 - w5 s 1 ,M0U'R& fiOMMA MAKE ME. EAT" WORMS. AlVJCHA?! EAT UM'. MAHE. rrML EAT tvitMOME-- j 1 fms MAKE ME EAT DIRT 'C MOM i WpjS-l-r IT- C'MO- -- jlVeeki-- a haffa- - - -- v wirr .v .k, of Christ's church ot the Army ot me juora militant the general stan have been holding important conferences and conventions. The Baptists foregathered at Washington; the Presbyterians at Baltimore; the Episcopalians at New Orleans; the Methodists at Springfield; the Lutherans at St Louis. was gowua Been PEEPUL. U rt-fe .yslV--: -, cn ') M tvjEkJASPEXK V V c'Ktow Jm. i" , M- - r- 1a -- prflti r- r..i arid colonels In June occurred the Eucharisuc Congress at Chicago at which fifteen- - Cardinals- - and more- than three thousand other-hig- h dignitaries of the Catholic Church were frrz- 7--f HB niarkhals, generals f Such events are news of intense interest to many thousands of newspaper readers, not only to the readers of this news, paper but to readers of 'other representative publications all over the country.-- 1' L . The comprshsnshre and secant eovsrlng f thsss eeclssUsti cal vmnta is Jost o&a mora aumpl of tb sopsrior mw( arvlce ws wwdsr throngh the PUTTED yaitaa. :: TUS ia m UNITED FKEM OMTSDMS. "BT UNITED PESS"-wh- M printed cm a olipatdi lndlcas that on of t Im grMtMt organisations la the mM baa telsgrsplMd, tsdioMi ot estltod the Story WITH ACCURACY AND SPSBD for yoor rsadlng. Look for it ss yon resd the Ksmsmbaf the word "UNITED sws of the day. Tha nswspapw which prints nswa "ST 5 KITED PlEsr ia always a disttagolshsd nawspapet, . ;T T..' ,'. " tt 4- MJ-- l .' 7 - J rwu irvi f ii a vu i l m t. il Provo Everting Herald ivji .jv t a . 'r e: no k. T bob-hair- i MISSPELLED! |