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Show - PAGE TWO ' fUrif IF"":: 1 111 tnm i THE EVENING HEHAXO - An Independent NewipaperM'. NTEIIPBIS AJSOCIATHOJi ; ' ASSOCUTtUSI MEMBER NEWSPAPER CXlTlcn THES MKMBJCtt Wm. H. Horslbreok N. Gunnar KasiaiiHoa soitor PsbUh4 U tt UUh, 1TJ tvmu. by irrlr la Prtro, . Provo lUnirk. an4 PieawBt View Lake View, M-plainti of whatever nature rbould'be rnada at wet. TeephoBf . at tna istinee not a, uuuk mtmi Unbred Established aa U1Ij In weekly In 1856; 1923- - buildifiH, WiuUi Vital Wttat HsmH, Prof lirl(l Deliver exccDt Salurdtty. and Sunday mornlnt. r flu. Or. Vlm-jard- mw r: SimDle Life ' - - -1 t"u cs it' deals Vith motor car or airplanes or with tht ninre vitjT iiiis and aptctacular zameg iite baseball or tennU, it is not prt bable that the announcement of .a championship iouna tournament will get much attention. ,flnavwnen ji that the Wrnamtnt in question 'Waa - to decide the national ntHTbte rbamf iort?hfp, w$ are-- inclined- io pass it by. without l -- im : : ; ....... ......,t.........(7ty v JillV .U PRESS COMMENT. j PEOVO EVENING HERALD, MOKDAY, AUGUST 16, 1925. it any notice at ' I r 1U-- 1 U . tl nri ... XX r--. . , -- fl . la aliuie - ouite-a-sessio- ' .. . 1 . this wonderful Mend frbih'the most famous hotel nt in theldSbuth d n i " ever oifefiafMe " hey-we- e today,-becaus- -- , - T-;- ..?,.',. NEWS. WASHINGTON ' :.?-.:. l r- -- ' 1 t has pleased m ore people than any other coffee - THE WRONG IDEA We haTe Just been wondering If .The famous tenor, Delbert Dome, called ofl'Tne in my the tim wiU ever eouie hea others humble home, and spent five hours or, three; I felt much hon will think as much of os ai we ored by his call; that he should seek me in my hau seemed think of our wives. very good to me. 1 longed to aek him for a song, and then I felt that would be wrong, such things should not be done; I The way aome girlies talk you'd were vaccinated with felt that artists must be bored when they are badgered and think they needles. phonograph implored to pull their stunts for fun. The great cartoonist heaves a sob when be beholds the cheerful mob that round - Oa it tftkee a bjai seethes and swings; won't he bring glee to every heart to run Ilqitur says into jfbia country. But The of hit art, by drawing funny things! by showing samples lu driuk ft it ISkea wore famous poet can't appear in any dwelling, far or near, but after it. i mn courage " ba. , limer a will write a ahaU insist that he timely verse, people ne won t ne s nissea. ine peopie - Fond Mother: Come, Clsle, kiss ick or even worse, ana gifted and admired, I've often heard, are bored and tired uncle.Jot your alee- - preeeut, and .when asked to show their powers, by thoughtless and pre- then ask nurse to waxh your face. suming hicks who'd have them spring their bags of tricks Archie Hellers aava outside, of union hours. And so 1 thought, To is Delbert skatewhile he's a guest within my gate, will not be asked 'tor boy's to folluw the lineIf of least If-a tha to yell ; no doubt the music graft to him means weariness rfrtrtenee, '" waixt Hup.too to No fierce doubt tell to throat and limb, and pangs he'd rather talk of cars and setting hens and Volstead bars HIS JfEW BROTHER than of Beethoven's best so I'll keep up a sprightly spiel tea. I've got "tlTTLE" a Utile brother; oil everything but art's appeal, while he is stUl my guest." Xever asked fur him from uio'.ber,. Next day, while I waa. going strong,. our Glee Club leader But he's here: came" along" and. said tQe!,ByljingI.hear.tIiefamous Butl s'txwewnd tousht was Delbtr Dome" spent inyour home,-annot asked to sing. He feels insulted, he is sore, he'll call For la st "week the doctor brought nim 'SZ upon you never more, he's full of wrath and pique; he jourAin't ItumrT neyed up the qusty road and sought you out in your abode, - - : that you might hear hira shriek.". He's so small lfa Just amazing, all. ,r ; ; wnen we insist lor aiversion. on nouuig anorv .of seeing human life risked when mounting, a 'rushing? airplane from a speeding automobile is a common attraction; when a game of auto polo only occasionally thrills the spectator; when a ball player has to b a consistent, home run hitter to win the plaudits of the cr6wd, we are not likely to become enthusiastic over shooting marbles;" ixt this ancient pastime has some tnerlL Mote Mfln ly than ev? should it challenge oiir attention It carries ua it harks back to a day when life was simpled. back to remote villages and countrysides at a time when the world was barely making itself heard, even; m the. great cities. Quiet days, they were; when men got their exercises And you d think that be was blaz it necessary as men do now at their "work and didn't, find ' -. ing to work at their play. lie's soared: T "The game of marbles "satisfied toThe fullest extent the And hi none la like a berry, plain desires of a simple life, without frills or thrill3. It And lie' bald an t'ncie Jerry did nblk:e5ears"l)rtoirto "'perfect oneself Iff .It. One ImOn bis head. proved with practice, of course, and mght become exceedinga for at but the skillful apprenticeship it, ly He' no kind of good whatever. perfection in a- game like golf, for lnstance,was noj needed And he cries as if he'd never, to enjoy a game of marbles.. Aever atop; to the novice and to master? to old cau t arranee noii i sir. g and to young. It stimulates an interest; Its bim, Oh, why doesn't father change bim running into amiable "&!iire)y pace permits of conversation At the shop It is associated not with thronging York principally by J ha.. a,vmj' buna they or luckless umpire, i By .Willy Meyer., 31. rhltitudes," player jeering produce while iuipnrttint . methods Now, we've got to dress and feed Cttjv ilemlr Gorges Mem- but v.ith individuals engaged in talk while the happy hours exounlnatlon- awlMt, of .Iustitute. ornl ; i him; I ' 4 (rgby.-- - : mea have known for lug the dlagnosia Worst of all are'Aud we reuUy didn't need him." As such the, game of marbles is a restatement of a view Mpillcftl wars and ttie public 1a IwkUi- - thow cancers vrhich' o ur lu the Little frogt of life and a manner of living now rapidly going from ua7 It puny pliig to rfaHeapd to ai'iiwlaif tuka through wbiih we breaibe And I cannot think why father was tournament held at Atlantic that SPientiflc'medlclne ts d(finit- - it nil Kwnilovr;1n the divisions of tb Should have is fortunate that a .national bought him when I'd City. It is in some way an assurance that the good old times ly in the age of preTentlug ais'A . wiudyipe, and within the canal rather ? be , Much his '"been brought back occasionally, ; may accompli a tod. wLUli connects mouth and stomach. Have a dogl the esophagus. . Some scourges wlilob. formerly the pcoptjhe earth, and. l p hi the present moment aunont Many a girl with a negative perwho carries such a soualii the cancel of which are known, n re over says . Gordon t'hrltenaea giving " - - u . . nerve-racki- rr tL !SSt rr . til enertieaiw t .,- -- jZL up-r-y- anncl-of-any-aort -ih- D-- - S' - ..,".' '' - AuhtEnpy . . ' - MUS. I - - :;--- ' I ON FIFTEEN PER CENT BONDS ' -- y rJ-- s!i iwted Aunt Emmy "and xolalnud,' "Jfow Norrla beamed all my financial worries ar overt . I wanted to tU jroal rickt "What have you bought this Umer'Aunt Enlmjr' detoandid tta ' "r - pldonaly : "Well, baveo'v iwld t,ha money yet. but 1 aate toud the" loveliest Investment where my money Will be feertecQ a?e' and wUV "earn a nice income tor me right sway." Mr. Norrla tatd. "Pm oln! io bnj bonds, good sate bonds, that wUl pay u fttuta bet cast tateret "Walt a minute. ydu'U have to g- aome, Maud ' Norns, to tell me oompeUUoa plays DA part ifi prc -aetermlnaUoa, - These about goodrailway -- fifteen Aunt -- Emmy transportation, electricity, "gat, per centl and telephone broke fa. telegraph, and so soh. "They are safe, the man said so Here government price-f-t ting ia and this booklet says so tool solely to protect the consumer. "Do yon know what a bond tof There are two fatal objections to .. for agrtcu .v...... government asked Aunt Emmy.. taral-- SoduotiTr whlehTepresenT Sure of tliat." Mrs. Norris said. Uiei fti8st Tjompetitrvr; baslaesj; la ; "Everybody knows that Jbonds are the worll .These are. 'irst,' that it wlU not work; aeooal that it U - " ale " "My dear, eoms bonds are safe always done, tor tha consumer aa and some are not. When yoa buy against the producer,. a bond yoa - simply tend your ' Government price-fliln(or products would work if at motley to the company putting tut the bonds. Bond issnee are' se-- the same Uat the government regcured generally by the company ulated wages, profit, mJddlemen'a mortgaging or pledging ome of 1U margins, the production of aU compropery .in other woraa, u oners modities and the rationing of an a CKrUiiu asset as security that it eoasumcrs. In abort. If the populayour money to yon on tion were enlisted - in ob" vast g the date ihe bond matures. It army, directed and rattoned, would .work, aut otherwise you a .certain, sum agrees to each year for the oseof.your not if the prise U fixed on the J money; atia!ly something between wneat ua farmer aei.is, five and eight per cent No com- cannot keep en producing wheat U pany can ailord'M pay too much wages or tht 'jpost of ajtrvealna .the cost, pf lor its money and as to fifteen per machinery rise," or rises! ' Sfti "(rent. bonds why It would be very - other materia) 'nuujual for a company to be able- the next step would be he flxatloa ' jto earn enough to enable It to pay et other jrlcei,' and l yef othef ' . cent for the privilege prices."' 'r,'" fifteen per The TJnited ' Btatea government 'of using other' people's money,once moreover, .if goodenough fixed th prlee Cf Wteat-- nt borrow usoney at aU It can boH lp our history, and thenj H :wm w benefit ' coMumers, tot jirodacf ri, row jt more cheaply thaa that!" amer. j "Oh - dnarl " -- wailed Mrs.-- Norrjs, The governwect Ktglit ta T"then a bon isn't a good safe, in- gency. fix some agricultural prica for the purpose of elevating such vestment " ; "Don't lump at 'conclusions so prices, Such: action' would inevlt. fast!" said Aunt Emmy. "I did not ably and speedily' leai to outcry "say that A bond is as safe as a from' city 'consitntera'atiit "f consechurch if the eompanythat Issues quent, reversal Jollcy. - Indeed. ""it is financially "sound, baa a high the consnmers. "not the prodacera, credit rating and is. making money. ara. moat llkalj to demand and seBefore yon uy bonds assure y6a cure food erica 'regulation JrVef-self that the company behind them ernmen,t authorities. The farmer,., " fotm of .la above reproach." y : " tharetpre, who favor I "Bin the man who told tab about governmental ''prcrf-fltffit- : these' fifteen per tent bonds was1 lag against nis vwa'lnteresta.' He aa earnest I felt sure I could be- fs putting hi lead Into e'nobse. i . t Jamn'f fc.fBoM.'1ro!ao orRutal lieve bim." i ? "Don't turn over any money to Ecoftomica,' Gdrnetl trniferttty. "lihim nntll you bava fome advice on the Binktr-fare" '. the bonds from your bank admonished Xunt Emmy. "Then, it ou Mason Coaaty.' Mlchlfa,; panlr-ar-a find out that the bonds are are pushing har4 tor reputes catU yoa will escape another scrub stock with para-bra- d iad InreatmenL" A.8Uivrb.l Tb pica aa Wuoad by iha eooaty agant ta to purchaa- J9Ung ui bred aires and placa lh,etntWb6r. GOVERNMENT PRICE aver a famar t jran4 .f hi.i WORK WONT F1XIMQ Is tia proposition. Ing to The banker will advance' th puN f One of the most persistent faUa- chase price aad uka a sots for en one year wltaout lntertst'".Thw g s government jcies -icompeUUve'commodUleS "Tefe Is idea U to mk It as eaay ai postn sible for tha farmers Wgmvir already government " ' V WminodiUei and feryicea '.. Jrhere, thoroughbred!. or w tr .... . price-fixin- g m - agrt-cuttur- g - -- price-fixin- y ;en uadwTcoBtrdL't'.as'T for lustanw. sniRllpot,' diphtheria,' and typhoid; provided those to be 'benefited by tnVse wonderful dlwMJTMles show goodTwtU and sfti.slble cooperulion by allowing the family physician to rub into their akin, after superfic ial scratching; or Inject with a clean syringe and iimlte beneath itLthut vaccine,' aetlUtxIu or serum wUkh ha& "been ound 'efficient. tlowerer, there la one disease, the must terrible of aU ,wh!ch bus baffled the luKfcrinity of scientists aTI over4he world taneer.- - As soon as - kffow'whaTcansffl iauFerThe foundation Vlll have been laid- - to preventing its occurrence and devel' ' opment . j'ully aware of their handicap. iuodkal ueu are directing their to early ecogultUuw-Tnoae tumors that ran be seen of felt are we- - . -r- most careXqlly diagnosed to'tlcter-luln- p whether they are cancerous.i If found to be ao and not too far d advanced, they are promptly to operation, to treatment with' raj-- which are emanated by, tb tube, or to application of nullum. Iuternal cancer are recognised snb-mi.tc- y Our Our Way the snrgcon too htte. may be developed in a dark room. growth The j til) Si- and niedlcul nun inust work tnfecthcr to ' briug-- : atMit a A lot of women would rather have ' . an ounce of operation than tf pound ptonipt aiirt wholewine ciiauue. A tierhiateut- and untxitlaluable or cure. cough aa Hill ai difficulty lu swallowing In fornieily LeiillUy luJivid-ual- s L':Vo Ho," aaid the cullud gentle-of thirty- years or wore, mnle nmn to the overseer as he threw aswell asfomulev must at om-- down Ma toola and I of lace on my dress is." over fifty arouse suspicion and b? t lie tdsnal ? old." to go to a hoKpitul of Ktanding "Why do you puuch that hole In years It's so lieau-tifu- ll Bored Visitor: "Ob, where apeclalitfts can carefully ex-- , my Ucket?" asked the man of the Diet you make it yourself?" -lh . tuiie them. amine Here, railway official. and the rays of the tlectrlc la tup.; jou can pass through," was Dead .beat la atrlctlr an ..Auierl conducted or thrown into the- wicct-'th- e reply. ta- ti pipe" ancTIls" oTvislons, as V Jopguages. work self la A friend of ours classifies most into the esophagus, can isoirobunite, refine," or rcfuto the suspicion, or of tffe stuff sent out by the press Maurice-,- ' the dancer," says he will If agents under the head of lmproga- the dlnguosla'of the expert. his present ' dancing partner keep as caiMjcr there guuuu. by marrying her, which a good many Is then only one answer iuiwadi Paris divorce! victims' might tell -THE late- operation, HEIGHT OF LAZINESS is "one of the "poorest ways. bim, ui-ri'ortunntelv the surgery of Uh is a man who drinks salt chest baa sufficiently advanced to water with his meals so he won't enable the operator, of today sot have. to season bis food. " only to reach every organ in the chest, but to reach it safely. MethSprightly Spinster : "Thlg piece ods have been evolved to deal properly With the troubles mentioned one who does not know, means deand give the patient his only chance. lay in the correct thing, or CHARLES p. STEWART A medicine, a pill, or a salve pre-- mean a -- .BT destroy ing- ther ltoiie-faji a"t "' i' .:"'fi"- I trribed fur these troubles, by some definite eu ps The western WASHINGTON i farmer's troubles mean a deal more to tbe city man than the latter , realises, ; The western - farmer, yes, Tbe o eastern farmer's In a somewhat dif ferent class. For reasons which will appear, he's not so badly off. . , AmmasUigc8 seilinghigh gram coffee - - quit-be-far- increase our. .vocabulary by niaatef lug one word each day. Today's word; Sl'PEnCILIOt'S; haughty; proud ; arrogant. "The captain was. ' and obstinate.' . 8' dead-bea'-W- Wl properly-roeognls- e 1 All the orobleins were solved long sko. 'Wha t" wJfare fiuntYng now is solutions to the solutions. ISO have a temperature of would kill humansT" So don't fly around too much. ,; ,A11 birds tm Which When vbetter antoS are built we " oitgbtr to tave" better drivers. . Anyway, one man's his brother's Sheriff at Penn Taiv arretted his own brother. j BuWUlianu ' ?P"cs iTyH&V'ii PACK '&Jt?lL:J- - come - KM: But the bulk of America's farming Is done In" the: wesC Western agriculture Is sick. If it took medicine and the medicine re acted only ob western agriculture. for better or for worse, then it would matter only academically to J. the citjf map.' ')''. ' But here's a case,. where western agriculture. take medicine, and the city wan. aa well as western a feela- the effect. ' is gri-cult- gnwit?" DAILY LESSONS ' IN ENGLISH By W. L.Gordon - i: NI, keejier. WHEEL ; s fuiK'rc-iliou- . - - r - ltla the priceis low. Rest in snug- satisfaction for the rest of the year A ca t "232 wiU bring our dray to your coal chute. - hile WORDS OFTENTMISraEn": nckise'l' and ''enclose". are -- both cortecf. In" Is preferred In legal and commercial use "en in literary y use. i ' , OFT E N MISPRONOUXCED: the oo as In ""food", w' coop. Pronounce not as in 'look." OFTEV MISSPELLED: tfuneral (noun) ;.' funereal (adjective.) - r 'SVV-nTwa-.A ... a i a . . .. if r- - - WtatB -- ;A - Utah Timber and " Coal Co. I STt'DY rCsr-a-wi- r three times and it is yonrs.'' Let us -- 'i '. '" ."AUJw. imumre, xoriiiuue, fiwbenrance, endurtfnee, sufferance, si bmission, pnsslveness. . t : Soon after Secretary of ture Jardlne took office, farmer himself, J had a talk with him. Western agriculture was iick then." I asked him- - what of- .- He : na, tect: . For many years, farmers went west and aot land- - fnr- nothing, from the" government "As' the country settled up, this land grew more ana more valuable. xarmer rarmed. Mayb hi9 arming didn't "pay," But he was tettlna" rich, lust:- th an mov W .vw m 'iW land was appreciating faster 'ban he was losing money on his it '''v af mm' - " IK I r' " d Vft , -- -- JfOWLSlL ihbi i Ma-la- nd - -- -' 4T . . New arrtral fnn hn t tvi H41KI ""J it Is worth today. Then they most make money on their products, like manufacturers, or anybody else, Make money from whom? From - r JOT the city man.' -' ' " price-fixin- price-fixin- g ?f " " Maxwell House Coffee po-H'- r lieuyf - ' the last drop' m . - StYaightTalh - : -- Sew - v - 44 H : - THXNiArL -- CANCER easy-goin- i!0Bfli -- pipiiiiiiiispi ng - s Qf-- YOU a&UMlraD- thlnira tn nu.A. days Mewspnper. But what csn the French" do with yesterday's cabinet. - X'vJT tott - A DOU6-'. w """"" j .: ".. tlXPQSORE. E "v r -- ; "j;r-- - ........ .,tms ....JtW-- . ..OflF. 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