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Show PROVO EVENING 1LERALD, WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 11. 1926 PAGE TWO TOIELY EDITOIUALS WASHINGTON NEWS HEWS FEATURES' PRESS COAIENT - -- -- - V- - - TH K. KVEJNIlli Jill HUjJJ An Indeprndeideu CNTt ftFBIBB ABSOCHTIOJC MEMBER NEWSPAPER a RIPPUNGV- wai.t . RHYMES $ asn ' . Borne a: The OFFICE -- I r CAT wasn't buiit In a day J. I " rT "TS" -- Z -- I .If . Croeer4-rTBet'- e t : 4.V.,...,..M.A...rt,.. ...."" ".;.-.- ,, . s Mint-time- f. -- -T 1 teLPAir '- ' . - " cortty;t ior each man, woman and child, while .m aty,0Y. President or ContrastedVihcn; federal foverhmerit ioat 2t.tT toealj saa.fia. sothat tuttinir flownoa wwa ww ' more than cutting down on federal: Wle-Mnmi In ktatel the are hut - -fnvoo dm MUaiatioiUo ik In otheri. much higher than aUte whose, rate tt $15 . to know thst ihe taxpayer In TTTr none V-fZ- t- many Danny h' to ernment ccat ?24.04 per fteaa,;w; m.inm 11 lt nt iMm at all; Fads of the Famous t: "TT queen maby - Mldf.BekflyjaoO nttadfee.".- 1 A,'flash,,from London would reach this newspaper in three minutesfrom Buenos Aires in forty eight seconds. . organization called the UNITED arSTiV this tRESS makes possible. in this country and abroad.1 This is UNITED PRESS newspaper', first because the UNITEI PRESS is one of the largest' news-agerictin existence with unrivalled facilities second because its foreign bureaus are in charge of American news- - .. papermen and third because of its independence from any Governmentally "kept" agency its news is completely impartial :; --'f-"and free from propaganda. . A ' W :'eiUit lvl26; : l lr ttfen -- - ai .were-obtainabl- f?TFXrr DAILY LESSONS" . IN ENGLISH t Bv W.L. Gordon e detemiinehat coHrcepartmantVirOm uiwucr .... cororaiwmi 3tist'a'fw?f m ' ... ' T yeara, the UKITEO psisfl hat bna Mrvlng reprtesa- tittvs nswspapera.' tt wat the first Aanrican organiaaaoo to ; eater South America and today aarvee ninetyhre pr cent ef . the strongest and moot widely reed newspapers on lb eeatbara cwaMineM. f I. The newe yoa mey read today front Tangier. Gibraltar, Naples, ft 1 ?.. ,f , J3iie, Oensrs is repomd by Americana, sent with the ouzitig celerity great organisation make possible end delivered at your door for yenniet. , Speed Is "of the eesenceof th contract" as weU aa the onfall. -"1ng accuracy which UN1TEO rut swvice aseures. Look foe .'1' 7 , the Una "BT UNITED PKK8V . f.t ja ng . . jormof news-gatheri- es it m iwuwpjia world-wid- e Terr 2 . whtrebuUa Minutes and teconda are th measuring sticks. tre irnirr-snttoTaiir- is Tokyo? London? . Buenos Aires? Belfast? Paris? Distances--in - Budapest? T- -i 'OW far distant pieces that candy do I get for a cent? ProTojGrocer ! Oh, two or three Danny ; I'll have three please! " "ioniewhat 6egl; Ta lfie clothes , game, Frank "If I register 5owr Who fan I tent marines If ' should; be recaUed Stubbs thinks the short skirt Is" wo- g that hw hnsbflBff mari-tung 'sutt.p (v u J1 eaerai taxes.are oemg own- tbrfr are said to li tww esppilent at a reglstrgtloB booth on ' ' the average. town rorner. ' . " examples of "still life," but, most v perhapa not every are advancing A swarm of bees flew from New tomh'of and other state of- - of Jhem are landscapes. As compared with the 12.5 cinU. to tp:.doUar; which j York to Chicago,, keeping pace with Any publisher who. jionld per- one oi tne oar net or a train- .- kvj went for governmeTit In 1924, only i 11:80 were requisitioned ftrldls, and all the coumy orfleials," V she' was told. , suade Her Majesty to him pub-H- i dently the Insects were In no par and but. 6.9 ill 913: in 1923 -"And themouId tnllrankeabout hit ticular hurry. was aebt fwurtd by being while the national ' forttme, and Vrn, sked: abrtefldtlocal ' 'Jan.; rJan.T 1920 ,to from billions, ot for two years jret," was the It doesn't pny to lie crooked,' . were being mcreasea oy moout, debts GEORGE BEItNAKD SHAW .' reply. prem-he--Then-ih Terry Oldr0yd."Look what i eofk- to It Whit? consumera.. rings4n to estimate what 'Ybsta "If I cen t tote for president I rrnnrd Sha'w'e nearest approach to screwi" ' to eent by trCawry .sUUstlcg, yont voe at alt'" the govcrnmehf J J repudiates, as is weU m lubaidy to manu But what does it oomtliiniiighef pricW, in wn. iill conventlonsl Junes : you liave your arm in . nu guess. facturers? It is any.-toin'etitive sjiort. For xerciMe he a slins. How di(l-.t- e happen? will Mc.tcIp slowly from'hlH summer1 Tf riflfinite: air around fifirurea from.any Smith: Careless driving. to the nen rest pliu-Jones:--Auto- ? taxes single source i might be 'possible to, shop for. the Inevltnlilp vegetables' Smith: No; null. the treas-- -- are, but they musfbe obtained frortv;doiens-r-fro- ni which fuiixse hl diet.- Jf he at census the bureau, ury, from the the Honalde be will swim, In a se. WAItXIXG Tf THE TOUXG v uwu uw, trom tne tarni Ajcufnioissiv" vere, eonscimtlous way, from the I Lit . v a v si 4 A.U vi.I-.Iaimmuy Kooze nnd tolincco l' MISt'BED: shore to the Hfelliie OFTEN WOKDB oi tne united otateB;jrom mid buck. Killed PniRKlst Fall. "aBout" thfem;" where about" of Don't say "at1 house representAtiSjtcnuLme -- jButJofcfnn, Enghwd's ..lendingr WllV tufflce. Tcnpw what "il ro t!fiedTvt doesn't simply The an flxe4 iikcs In the alcohol. country' piaywngoi : ... ; n MisrnoxorNCEP and split up a section oftake '1. ..,,"' j. beech log. a kort-yer- , the Pronotltice ... coiirtier. . ..... i t is purely destructive," he hits John Hast thinks more- - prescrip' .! V. v. as In "m. explained. ''It la tearing down.' not tions for Rlnsses are filled by drug-jlst'." r. ; homeU OFTEN MISSrEIXED building up, and so I like it" than by opticians. :, '. best ; efter m. "tery-fefTT- f WitK Minutes Queen Mary, in her hours of ease, Congratulate John Grompley, turns to water-colo- r painting. : ,: He thinks It. S. V. P. means Her portfolio now contains, it It Return iSIlver Vare Promptly: 7 - - - - . . - 'l - g Distance ::- -- lHOrn'nOMt) ... T- f tQWDOSlCS-.--- nvM-n.tnr t . - viewed ." r " . D. 'ihe newsstand with disdain; the magazines Watson says that's why some of the j there littered were full of tales of people slain, of gunmen buildings are still in uw. Wnl H. Homihrex were many magazines with ProTo embittered. there fierce, Oh, liousewlle v The eggs N. Gonnar BatBiusoa twHf of the border, of red bleed men who spilled the beans;. sent this morning were rotten.' yoa Bud new Office Teiephoue ;.,.....,'........ V,VI5.'I. !.. defying law and order, Of buuetajlying In.a stormof tuo bad." ' Editor itPBaom, Telaphon: Trrrr. ..Vi passions superheated, of violence in every form, these pub i Provo Housewife ; "JCo, the whole to lications treated. "It te a beastly shame," I said; "that stuff &lfn- ." lafaMiahed as weekly to IMUi M daily iV2t lbBs Korald Building, 60 BWb F1"4 'mt street, Proo, UtIB, trf mwut. like thlais printed,, these imoking stones, raw and red,: and Sunday, morning. Delivered bf ttrtie 4j except Saturday, Others saffron tinted. It is a shame that growing boys are Correct this sendee: ''"L trill iHew, Vineyard, Orem, fVovo Bench, and Pledeeht, Y1e. ill Uke t your iempted to the reading of yams that reek ot crime and ennfrllut,e a thousand" TeleShOttf i be MUld nlnlnfl Of WhateTe nature -"Our growing boys," oa line." ial he, hut 1 want no puFtoVO, It Iwatefflca the ttu oise, and murdered men Kntred as second class matter at , the newsman said, "don't buy them, worth the mention their blicity. TFI'MS f 8VBSCBIPT10?! 4t and invention. on domes fed science are of mostly thought 'Delivered by carrier, pet aontl You'd be surprised how little use, boys have for crime and The tea of matrimony ib advance i. ,.....A. -.. eaa Is wivrro very roughs panics ; they're studying electric juice and popular mechanics. Delivered by Mail ID UUD County, per year, ui il .T for the aTcrage person. So, wiy.xJ The" grave, old men with wintry locks, .of jiigh judicial dictDelivered by wu ia One TPiajjJi.cnauta advance, urn j..VjL-wha apend the rock m.'iVi ion-, - theyare--the--enWtea.thaJi h Ja at fiction.' The learned professor, gray and bent, grown n Mot ' toMbe carrent Iwhm ut Of the arrl tired of endless teaching, desires a tale wherein some gent valA young man knows ' 11 o'clock, a. m. i the of Summer by beating Of seta up a woffiah screeching. The merchant prince, op- bis heart- .- A utnrried Bian knows it would redhot read a by the. beating .of the rugs. . ' doHara,. pressed by trade, by chasing tale wherein men wade in carnage to their collars. The milder men, the gentler souls, are thosejrhq ask a storin which Now it Is nut hf Pverv doilair of combined fncotot of th'Ametic v"4 some whiakered pirale roUs around a v -t)f :ji?ent ir'1924 ia"the:mait,nnceTbf r"eir"eit i leTTlle" certainly sold real mleri 1i5 caits pastors, tired of text and precept mdst uplifting,1 enjoy the poetry.-i. , ' , ernment reoerai, state mna.wau.-v..,;;-;tale of sleuths perplexed by subtle clews and shifting. Don't : a ia : federal rovernmenf comparatively Th mst of the fret about our gftwing lads, rjo censors are they needing; ""Remember, all's fair in war, iuMain: In 1924. each 'man. womaii'and-. keep cases on their sly old dads, who like the red blood read-ing- ." said the eld maid t the chlralnwis ; .... fttt ki Kvpflire: 127.77 tOWHrd itt support .uii .. i Invading soldier; - . '; ' In the same year the state government: Ayetmyw : How ol -- " - " : r,. ."W., -- or t,b . PERSOlVAIJTY OF GltEATir ..AUJDITjOIUUMS NOW UECOIIDED ' T,Sft!Ma4eeiiiHp4lttlr- insigmnrant limited, paltry, petty, minute, ' v , ' sjltfht. WORD STInT: 'ree k wbrd three times sml It Is yours." Let wsl Increase our vocabulary by moster- tell jokes. New lurk girl InK one word each'-day- , Today' -word : VALIDITT: legal force. Just-- , dlNloeated' her jaw-- yawning. news. "The attorney admitted the Peggy Joyce says she Isn't envalidity f the plea. gaged. Doesn't sound plausible. .'' " If this Isn't hot enough for you, j' uVmers threhten to make Uncle .1 you know where you can go. Sam aynan without any country. One thlntf wronir wlth the United Get aTIegrt)le laundry mark, States is the Atlantic Ocean Isn't aa Ride as the. Pacific , laundry marks make flue clues. tiny; trifling diminutive, Acoustical Individuality of Mormon Taberaade Sci -fi tifie Development. ; Capturea by-Ne- lWt Lb 'Hv:-- ' --- f . . -- Ouirbu'rWay' ' .' i . . i tb world ! great tfudi Ml e they" were oflflaalry v torlunu recognlre m , a distinct . acouatlcai i ElHptlcal fin shape, R Ur ktt one of tba belt dotned cclUnt.. the musiff frothy tM "persouallty," knows and most unusual it th tut choir., and U P 'Wiad "Mormon Tabernacles mt Salt which f vndtber' fcarVel of 6 Lake Cltythat , unique ttructura toon JkUl afid knietiafty aiM etrf which arose in the toaert. out f orner of the building, eTtO whSo dream-Ue" tJlalJ "pioneer: Bllad . to lis capacity of. eUT U the Recently, as a result ot clen title eight thousand psoplt., Not tnljf research, the Individuality of tlita can music r the gpokea word" be auiVpi iiiin hjio."jeea "ihccegsfully heard - la- - Us - proper taue recordtJ. for- talking teachlne W Ihe" WdfUJrteraV tu ft aoTuraiely that aperwn (akee fin a weli-tew, pereVualUy famlllarwith the aeouatlral rob- - which Jfk"4ti Mid It f&eeckUi: erties of the structure could, It It Ay, lodlridaatftMbatJaet-o- ! Thf said, identify from a hearing of plaMU.,.' In record the the which they '.Mleroehene CaptuHe' ftfMnkc place were made. . . "The dellcaje.ua of'iSe reoor Eeguu in 1847and completed rweich It W nearly jlfty yeart later, the Mqr. lag microphone,"tooeL teuitirf bd-imon tabernacle It one of America's urte .M the ear, 'Has Vaiight Qtlg reeon-anc- e most unusual Btructurei, architecaad" con eyed It lDii the balkturally atjwell U acdusttealiy, rbacbine fecordf -- 3reit U 4e ing and built by, the early Morrecbrdid. horah,"' at 'gfve 'hkk mon pioneers, without any kind ot technical or erreineerlng assist- the tUlf Unaissfy of thu'song'U ance from the outside; the building feadered by the ch6Ir of tU Voiced. was so Well constructed that RJhat Ehen 'the majestic strains ot rThe Chord" peal- - from the .organ, Berer-requi- red VOT " inbstantial the lull taotph&r&Tafie , repairs. tacle ?t reprodnced for., tfte'.lle-tener- .' s .. A' - ' , tu-ln- 1 g' ot - ! o .iiS'" nn -- i r Tied With BWtthride-Itratt trussed and. domed roof, built in conformity .with eorrect principles ,6f . acoustical leslgs.it fit wofldi.lie.ld toet!iet..TrUlJ Doden, pine, and tied, with strips of- the hides ot eattte afuf buffalo. The ' ' original sMngle root has" In late years been jrpkfre - with -- UI, but the taeli woodefiv'IruMei "I'e- - in " Xhit Held ei ttdjterrtj, . ,f, f. cofding muck eiperlHteniaJ wort hat been dost, bi tke.4Mt f4fe,' whleh.Je efuiPn Is ' f .the "personality? ,oth gteat Mternbly rooma. . SciakUsU eon U (foe ot the molt lleulicajlt iJr phaiet'vof -f- lji:,- aeir::-7i)ordi- , -- wMMf EVENING HERALD tainted girl Is Peggy Rice ; Shp always teUa me- "'Tnint quite niceF" A the bread "is buttered, says Art Simmons, simply drop it and see which A Utah county farmer hadn't paid side-hi- ts It has never his 1111 for a year. failed in a million rugs. "Look here," said the Implement. man. I ll meet you halt way. - rm ready to forget hnlf of what you owe. KPO (428.3m) San Francisco. Us''Fine- - I'll meet you. I'll forget ual feature 4:30 p. in., Palace hotel the other hnlf." ra. concert-orchest5 :30 p. mTciir-- " 6 :30 p. m., States resthour. dren's to of side which detect In order BY CHARLES P. STEWART aurant .orchestra p. bi., Fairmont hi,t1 AretiPHtrsi- - 7 :3i n m TTC npr-ton leaves for the summer, It does M 8 p m gtudlo prosn 6 m no half way job. studio program, 10 p. Bk, dance or- .K other town lh tjbe country so ; chestra. l completely Oakland. Usual (3r,1.2m) KG) 'ington does, when congress Is in re p m., boya! program 3 cess' and "the president is awa,-o- f IfejatnreO. p. m., Bern's Little Symphony. ,8 p. everylxMly who Is "anybody" In socm., vacation program. 9 p. m. dance ial and official life. ;. orchestra'. . Of course the departments ieep XLX 509m raklatidTTSHent thetr-Tebnslness on at doing right 7 --30 p. m., news report ; spective old stands but mostly under after the orders" of "acting" heads. KFI (467m) Los Angeles, Usual features. 5:30 p. m., dunce orchestra, Massi'husett9 Avenue, where the 0 ;30 p. m dunce orchestra, 7 p, m.. its. Ul)iilar program. 6 n. m., semifliiostijrivate residences are, has classical program 10 p. m., popular Hhutteri itp from end to end. Rente are deserted. p:os:riim lobbies Hptelj KIU (405.2in) Los Angeles. 0:30 have come down to their summer leveL' p. m., children' program. 7 :30 p. m J -. 8 p. to, musical About the only place where there's scripture-readingplcntyof hustle and bafitle fs the big program, KPSN (31S.(!m) Pasadena. 6 p. hustle and Mstle union station cunsed by 'the actlvltlea of belated mM dinner program. 8 pt nu, musical Vo" ... . sweet nothings at "Macushla" and My Snowy Breasted 'Pearl" and 0 Promise Ife." But when a really serious artist, singing to the tenor ctef.TomraofigTinorihbws how to build a sustained half hour song re- cltal which is a model of arrange- nient add admirable In song content, a most diseonraging reaction of LETTER By wmiams ' paper When-Washing"- r , "- KNX Tint el mAB alsrht-seel- bus ri COD1 and othert wnoTater 10 ine wants of tourists had been looking for an exceptionally lively summer's business, due to the expected over flow from Philadelphia of Sesqul- Centennial visitors. Unfortunately the-- visitor! don't seem to be dropping into Phlludel phla in any considerable number. TWniet Omsequenfly they don t overflow. (337m)1 Hollywood urtWjr Sjrm., features. p. m., yandevllle , j)rogramJOp. v BT WILLIAM 1 ' of Bruce Tberecent gong l Benjamin over WEAF and a long list of associated stations is the case in poiht. Benjamin may not be the greafest tenor ever but he 'displayed an Intelligent mmrfcianshlp and an ability at program making which Is indeed rare In these days of ham- merlng sentimental ballads to death, Songs In French and German provided an- unhackneyed touch, and hit only apparent oncessioi t$ "popular tsste" wa'a; the inclusion of a pair of old Scotch songs, fortun-- J ately "two which haven't been mIs- handled hyhalfbaked radio jecltal-- i 0 nn-lta- " y--- -- , - , IstsVottbtJeisloflBenjamUi'a ; "f - " "high-hatted.- '? starves. ' crumbs. S 1'PATROSt-I HERCHANTS A h or ' en-n- ut f. IkQkS ' few stray P). 11-U- trfyv-wcept-f- ,; .;.T7rr:: ta:'th0-.lkunweopa- .-: m Idealistic, are faced with an almost Insurmountable obstacle In the shape of an extremely apathetic attitude on the part of their listeners whenever the fani think they're beThe main trouble ing m., with radio broadcasting Is that it is Intended for bulk consumption. The ' epicure must satisfy himself with a who .were counting on making so Radio enthusiast regularly pour about the silrery the heated much, money ' during months look rather blue, but they tones of Allen McQuhae oc the Tenor, raised in euch hope there will be fin improvement later on. soon as the president left. - ' ' ', iarrtl Of "rowse-t- he s'tipMm&ourtls1 t"A tlbt-.firUiBscattered-fa- r and wide. j OTen possiDie to get a passport Visa. --Tb dlnlomatic coma cleared fia-- r the TrioktrBnb4t''- - ncoeaaryr-tdcaH-at-'Kiordinate secretaries-an- d clerks aslueo,Keg pnsuiate in Baltimore. - vi discrimination was exhibited in his choice of aq accompanist 1 Waiter Gokle. provlde4 accompanlmentt Usrial which were, as usual, gem. ; 7 p. m., concert orchestra feature program. 10 p. m, Henry Halsted's dance orchestra. 11 p. n, Coconnnt Grove orchestra. ' KGW (401J5m)( Portland.' Usual features: 0 p. dinner concert 8 d.ince music. M:. On The i-- J"-" M ItePR0VO Everybody lores a flattering man. ' - 3 11 ' Ile " generally r; ...: TH1 WHO UIPrjnh 'A ton rasf Irs rai ng ; Jf g , |