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Show FROVO EVENING HERALD. FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 25, 1927. FACE TEN " HERALD"" THE it futlisiied by the Herald Corporation, K. C Rodgera, tiresiiJeet. 53 So. W. St frv oA'tak, daUf-- Katefed aa aacMd-- last natter at the poetoKlet la Front, tuh. Member of .Ins CeUed JJpen dM, KaU Serrlee, Palo Editorial Service, and ft JameaQ. 8?ilpp li c Kswipapcrs. ;,. .. - -,' a Jsr & f . ltoria IT Business office, M fectetjr. reporter, 40 ootrecelta your paper Wort pfipu tfJijjjl . copy will be dell r red to year reeidenca, - Telephones tootaviat. ltjsn $3 and , t tin Smoking Eoca "Uirui , LOOK V DovrT Sfeo ENCC HtBEEM IftEM WOO KNioW oiSvA VE&E. SiJSr Ge trF OFF Rp ne vmoolom' BE :GlOUO&HE.'&.lHA4J, TrAERe 7 A AvMEARr4 Real I 2jrf -- . ' ' L R keep; - r y: -- .A JS?1E tOR.M " . f - , I . LIFE AND LETTERS OF COL. BUNGSTAKTEB Chapter t . Oa hia mother side, Cot Bung starter Is descend ed from ' Ambrose Soupladle, the first of New governor the Battery. f in aantiM. V Bu 3cAase A that in -- j hern A OFAHriSl. IttlS'lS -- CAe ALL'WltftfeR.! TA1 tf EVeBV PRAT rr ! - ?)) at ..... . ... hat BKPECf ME nHE SOB! TEVER MUST BE STARVEP ! ACTING MAKES . w BAaiNa IASSDI ' , LESS THAN 7. ' tiKSI All PER EAKIKS -' tired to bring up a scuttle of coal from the basement is never too weary to dash out and. kids. play football wrthrthe-oth- er nawnni 1 I "S&eHi'! ' tmmmmmmkUm f, rTMsCax i . lUl.il'itllMlW'kx V ha been carefully checked and reco- nditioned where Mr necessary v Motor v Radiator vRcar Axle v Transmission ME WJ.U.SPAT.C ST MU SERVKS, StC" A eHlPUlRHCk-- ViB V1AS IS - BY CRANE WASHINGTON TUBBS y-111 - , TIL' I r 1 ' wod aS-WM- 068eRS ' . a.9.e r I w pi C.I j Buy Used Clfevrolets from restarting A Ftw I CXE Vsllt MESSRS NVO k.R6 TESTIFMlNf AS tO E&RN ft FEW --PESOS TO Trt6 FIENDISH CHftV?WT tftWUCSSW J Chevrolet Dealers! V Lighting v Ignition i oofcowe 0? faerR. er JJro come right out and say "Galumet Bak ing Powder." They call the leavener by mam which plainly shows they consider Calumet abso lutely necessary ,to the., best of baking success.' DOUDLE ;. mm erjok make She adds the cereal Hill.. ' Jbr Economical Transportation, give? Hills" time, "use a .What Every Mother Knows: The time and, sraoothj evenly cooked breakfast food is the-- multr fiy- - joastiog 4 few. pounds at a Bay 8poanfulor two spoonfuls of baking powder." T.hey . A girl that I Could almost kill Is she who says: "Aw, don't bo sill" boy who is too, Roasting a few pounds ing-wat- famous cooks Another girl Who makes me sick ... Ia she who cries: : "Don't be rldle! "FDR". As Chevrolet dealers, we are particularly interested in Chevrolet performanccWe dp our utmost to make every used Chev rolet deliver the derndaMe transports rlott for which Chevrolet is famous the " world over , - ." tRt., wJVMCrt. UM -- likewise bring every ounce eft their fine blend to perfection w -Only Hills, Bros can use this exact proecss Con trolled. Roasting. . And.yod can; enjoy th flavor it produces in all its fullness-- because ijills Bros. Coffee is Sealed ia vacuum tins. Ask for Hilts Bros, by name and. look for the Arab on the can. Millions do it daily and sc-- . cure tis matchless coffee always, j Send for a free copy of "The Art of Entertain-ing- ." - Address Hills Bros.fc 2 Harrison Street San ran "TT cisco,"Cafif. 7 - ( -- rttst nfftt as J7W Brvt. tht'tr toi feet frr- - ?W4tlT fUE CMVEP rAGMN-C- FOR tb N VJCRO OF . - 1.: Wite Sau WER6, vw ?RP.CTCIN3 r-- r- FRICN3S, "jt" iS tM6 Of VfS. N03UE rr r--f -- --t ',. -- aaaaTi?i' "jasysMaV 40eI - FIRlNS VUNISHIKG' a. HILLS BROS COFFEE . I 1 That's one of the big reasons why it pays to buy used Chevrolets from Chevrolet dealers! Another safety factor is the red "O. K,'' tag which we attach to the radUV tor capr of each reconditioned car.'Thia tag shows ydau exactly .what condition the car is in unit by unit. Look for it on the car you buy nd KNOW. that you are getting superior value , j ;.'V, . I 'Superior-Mot- or : SI V; 486 pompany West Center St. Phone 74 ft"" ill ffat tnti vacuum picJti tutiy ttaui ttnlk .. " : a: if 1 ii t jf. . 4 ti fl it ..w-rT'a- Ct02T.CY MA SIRVIca tNC S t MT orr 1 ipisr2 never J- RS.rTELL "THE MAPAM fJ0T-f- b -- the.boil-- Biit There is no truth to the rumor that Henry Ford wrote the popular Song, "It May Be for Years, and. It May Be Forever!" feVERt' 1 SUFFER 5CAPE . meal? m tie at There, tittle Ford dealer, ..i yoa ery. t The new Eord will be out- -. , ; Kext Fourth of July! ' What has become of .the absent- minded professor who tucked his waffle into his vest and ate his nap ; kin? . WPisPosei GOBI COUPLE OF BARS QUiFFlAifi UP no (30 lAi A Al4r 1 & . TIPOP Photo by Jim Watson. her new cloche OOG-'COLtARS- '. . OUR BOARDING HOUS- E- 1 How does ' e, "tlTX5er :Gee' has Tesorrected her grandfather's bootjack from the attic, and is using It for taking off 1 Bros Coffee the flavor of flavors r r, t Soupladle land. Herr Soupladle lived to the ripe old age of 99, when he was killed while roller skating along fVashincrtons home life were "card .tables, dancing, drinking feats and excusions to horse races," balls and play houses, and , treating of the ladies.'.', Poor Georee never had an evening out. after the big loot. ball game. But, otherwise, he was pretty human and enjoyed himself as well as he could. One unreliability in the Hughes report, however, is that George attended comedies that would startle the 20th century Broadway and bring the police actors. Impossible They didn't have Eatrel wagon for the big enough for two. girls in champagne, in those . days. at a ' iter of the descendants, trs lnr to get the barcaln rescined. a two kegs of rum are aow more valuable than Maahattaa Is I AK'Kicrf f&'fgws '. :. '. .., the appearaaoe "Now is the time to in a large lay t year of "Hash: Ik 1 a Mixture er a supply of neckties. Then your wife won't have an excuse to crochet yod .' one for Christmas. f 4c Tmore. His attest book J"ptuck and Luic, or -- We object to the testimony aa . a Natmeg Grater's Romance" con- being incompetent. Irrelevant, and immaterial and not tin best evU' Lia-sitinue the aaga ot "Gold-toot- h - .' aence. t' ;, the Angel of Pike Street," and his host of readers- - wUl certainly - - Art Shannon, not be mistaken In It, representuig, aa It does, the climax of his previous work. IS mo.' t2 pagea. S3.4S. TONGUE I Lives of rick am bow remind ua We could make our lives sublime Rev. Walter John Shermao. Heading south, to leave behind aa Methodist, San Francisco: ' "Pf Wind- - aad stee at wintertime: fanlty it a recognition of the4 fart of God. Men do not swear. ly Greater love hath no man than nothingness. By night aa atheist this, that Be will eat spinach seven half believes in Gad. Before a war--, times a week because his wife is butchered babe the most blatant unbeliever gasps His name." trying to reduce. J Is . Author Huges iC all 4 now reveal With the pubrk-atiotwo years -ago of X More Goulash," Amos " s Goeeeberry'B reputa- aon waa firm) abliahed. Since fhen. ibiuna irom tne tn diatt fos two- - kegs of rum, CoL Bang. starter, on behalf of t hyena-lik- e at KEVIEW who ScapUdle' 1U unhotfan , Real Fellow te 11 spell JtltothM MSlnN far t h. inn..a in divorce U that too many women think a couple of string beans 'oil lettuce with mayonnaue '.on ftp comprises a hearty meal for a hungry man. , Ka.ib.Ii g, A '''" 'r; it Average Nothing t " BOO . v -- iniilt arcom-.moda- ;.. Tke reaoa they fall a, football field a ridiroa Is becaaae a player looks like waifla whea he eomes " off of It. ing-iro- u-jrea- r- A t"' .;;-t- The erook'edegf man In the world is the (ink who has to use a curl, a on his spaghetti before he -can eat , 11 ' v of .California Jtfiss Elinor Smith, lovely i University, stopped by Officer Faulkner while jaywalking, 'sassed back and was arrested.:; Fine or one-- nighriiv jail, said the judge. The officer was uncivil; jail for me, said Miss Elinor. After piat.one night, the judge released Miss Elinor, ith the warning that, next time she jaywalks, he'll : . . fine her and spank, her besides- -' h irirl of these times goes to jail ' , , Now. when a as rebuke tot incivility, the odds are heavy that she wil!4 carry on with, .the rebuking. . At present, "Miss Elinor is what Im reporters tail the ."cynosure of alt1 eyes j, $hl$ going jto lie all i hat 'and. the ''t ynosure" of all Hollywood cameras td boot if the eania the spanking and the judiciary. 4ojesnt trawl'iih,'; Moreover, the prospects are of thrilling interest to iJl parents who have not yet tried spanking pn they: ' old daughters. t ... ' ';-- Our 'choice for football writer is the rink 'who never once described the field as "a veritable sea of mud." . ' co-ed- ", sight-seein- 44-- - SWAR V Roy Gray, the Iowan chosen 'the average man," after a national, survey, went through the doings at Chicago and, said: "I see there's a Bible in my vtry, tired of hotel room. I'll read myself to sleep." Huh! Not much reason to enthuse over that national survey. ?rrne average man ' reaas tnejsiDie out it puis mm to sleep, in Chicago I Chicago is one ot those "wide, open i. i spaces " wherein the average, man wcuia ar weii to Keep m are the Bible. awake to all the comforts that sleep, without all his wits in activity, he ia next doer to the hereafter and in the midst of uncertainty as to by which route he is going.. However, high is the average of men who, read the ' Eible Mr..Gray'away. . ,; 5 e :-- , Te8tC:'':7:'r-l'-'-force irresistible The proceeding Joyard the immovable In other words, youthful pride defying law. .... object . : ad(titiq s try Tlub-tth foofa Vko n ' the rtdsen' Jeei o, : . Aa extra 1 . i u N, Gnnnar Rasmuson, editor and manager: N. C. Hicks, county editpcf F, K. 81ngletotir business manajer; Jesses Clsrk, advertising 4 tauger; ft. W.eondell, city editor. a .: . By carrier 1 tat county, 43 cent tot Booth; fiabseriptioB term J108 tba year la advance ; by mail ia toe count j, $4.30 outside county, - - ' . ... , lrora fiaeet materiaL Ik Is "wsven". : r istil, tbaoa you auo, Proaounca "garac" as' II apeCed but I'ae got kuafessionter make, "garaxh" w:th streas oa "raitu . ao well, but one "Because colored seol do not I wouldn't Pos t tut "residence" whea yoa month ago I stole one of them mean PROVO-GATION- S worry and are natural burn eooki, "home" or "bouse". and all my Insanitary cupa papr Vatoo used are but oftea ' , AdAge pppuljiily r?ry Jjealhy." tey rambly 's unproved aence.' j misquoted: "The pink of perfeo-tio- n r ap(f Dbi9a.iinru fpicled, ia tth of was "The very phUc pep- colored janitor amoker.- - "1 hwi YOUIl ENGLISH lection," aa Goldnmth wrote It, !n ' ao honert Z thought hi who (Copvriglit, 1V27) ' "She Btoops to Contiuer- ,- full 209 ," health must be impaired. Howdy, fuika! Tkis U " : " 'How are you today. Job?' I ask- Don't say "This cloth is dron'e ltek Week. Little years ago. Jr, Is froiur to wle-ara-te by kailuj all kia buck Bit William OUT OUR WAY eopira of the fofice ' Ciuette ' .4 .... bound. i j tA, 6ne Utue. 4N fr li (d) Y (i H hi |