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Show '.GSTENf i PBOVO EVENING HERALD. FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 11 J92JV - THE HERALD 4 It you By carrier in the county, 3 ceate! tlie month ; Subscriptida term ,5.90 tie year in advance; by mail In the county, $160 outside county, pj r ' - . ;.. J v f 1HE- -- Ti3R CAMPlpAt N. Gunnar lUamuaon, editor and manager; N. C, Illcka, county, dltur; F. K. Singleton, business uaaugcr; Jessee Clark, advertising f f aaoigerj E.W. Goodell, city editor. j OF WISDOM 1 WORDS f AttCtf AEOL061CAL 1 I " payprompll'ahd save something. . BECAUSE OF Trh2 TfeU tat. iTf j It's so easv to foreet: and 1918 was nine lonsr years ago. Yet there was Rome things that we must never let OUT Ives forget. And Armistice Day brings some of them to ; ' . ir minds. ;v : ... . , ' jh- -r 1 vi - jr-- - the OUT, OUR WAY a Ford: Sign on morning, "SPEED CP, BIG BOTs IIEIX AINT HALF Flli." !' . Mt-R- BCx E me ao Bur READ ... Whatever troubles Adana.bad la Eden land ef glories; , , , Eve never let the biscuit burn WhUe reading "Snappy Stories." ' - LITEBART : . - -- AT be-tT- MIST CULV-V- ? DAT LOMGr . vOu Keep er vTUMiPEf? RAWOA OR WILL. Black oqe. hard-boile- FOLKS HOKVE'Sr. M itecoanmendod and 5oM by AO 6 , iTovo Druggists. Adv. r Is an odd ( Jopls thing," Bramf ield, the novelist, said re cently, "that In a Men aad women ewtyWwfti country so young sue aad. Foley Pill and vigorous as America, ine auo-- diuretic forpeepmmead selief from tcranoat f taboo." should be love of ject Lumbago. They aatufy.Overi 3 yean ' "' .,; ,;-;- s. I , , AdiunttaattouUntforthaltkhiar j rroup i T Mi I " - SpMmodicCroop la frequently relieved by om p plication of- - lb mal r VNitU USE VORE FENCE, EARS FER STRAP OACKe. wi-ioo- Acta phMauttr,t AOVERTlSMEMT HAkj&'okJ AMD SiGNiEO ti tfaa READ your iT DoesmT-saV- . KIO SoCri OF A DAT KlMOEF? -IHIMCt. Talv-ter TS AM ME? BlGr iCV FIND VORE UlOE ' VOO OOM'T 1 WAV FROM 1PAAT ULUE GAL. sky-rocketi- VNlUL VO M1V-K OE COWS fO ? ME h silk rr I J ax It M Host Ti I K AW s r 'ill - . Not to advance the cause of "peace at any price." surelv. Sot to make ourselves a pacifistic nation, willing to accept , , ny situation rather than light to enq, it. ; bimply to remind ourselves that we went through a r 1 iible experience a few years! ago, and that that experience had definite purpose. it we pledge ourselves again to the task f seeing to it that that purpose the bringing of freedom nd peace closer to every man on earth is brought nearer ulfillment, it will be well. If we do not, our memories may rise to torture us again. Smmm , I I'M TIP OF TONGUE I tanks. We could not possibly fight Is ao Tgulpped anycountrythat even if we wanted to. ut we are I j interested in training' men to be I I J II .. llf IV "stj. ('". ..'A I? H'.''.sT '.''BiTTH. f W,5V' R ft fefW t 2WnJ r ... V I'lWWV VUlf veaoLj.. f y H - Two WdMerM Gifts for the Price of One! m 1 are featuring the marvelous NEW Hotpoint Electric Range as the ideal Christmas gift for: We OBSERVATIONS them. ill IT: 1 mother.. Nothing; coulcl be more appropriate, it combines the ideas of hundreds of .women fie-cau- CHARGED with theft, a Fresno jHarry Emerson Fosdick: "Too man engaged six lawyers; but, the uch hurrx andnotenoughlove fiveof" eaks up more homes than do out- gcous ilns." ! I " -. . ' " ' cr " -.- J - I ."T.f?MilliAiL. w I pen. Wilhelm Heye, German vlsit- - A FEW MORE floods will remove "Germany's army has no avia- - that surplus from the conscience of bn branch, no heavy artillery, no ! Congress. . I I wrv. . WASHINGTON TUBBS f H- - f JbssUi - .i't r I asTto i Vr , . If- llM ' - J ill fZ, 1 v- i ..1 - 3J "j ---- . - .. 1 1 I I smz?xz' Js- iWt - yzh. a-- j t I i a k It' I jusr whatTconstlfutes features have been added. It is sure to bring Tiappiness to the home, and you don't have to new . up-- to al These buy it $$rWf SRiJ I - 42 , I woks VtHo vou -- This is indeed an exceptional opportunity.1 The set of dfshes, added to this wonderful Electrici Range for Christmasr will; make this Christmas one long to be remembered , v by every woman, who, receives the gift. ii in' We ha.ve.many mpdels of ranges stock, and will be glad io show you their wonderful features and you will not be in the least "obligated. v " , j - - . Ask your nearest Spcrry representative. Balance in convenient monthly payments. if you wish: PERRY JKEODUCTS CrS) on - Besides the .Electric Range,, we give absolutely free, with any range purchased between now and r homine piccons-krfreely available ?pe to women's clubs, local organizations and communities as message carrier to help in announcing important events. in tvery home - ! Fi-e-e pieces, charmingly .decorated, and suited to any occasion, i. The illustration conveys only a eugge- stion.of the charm of the dishes. You must see ,. them!. ., , ., y - W6iidei-ful4)ishe-s Christmas, a beautiful set of fine dinnerware ' the ldeaTTEIectric : If I . ,Take;tyejs rterufarm - 1 1 ' v ... rvM..-rvi- l yo.TBTin.v.cE.wcmtq u.a.fjT.Ofr- .- I v,;;...:", ''-;- - '.'XT-- ,' . se Range for the home. All white enamel, automatic range ofthe highest quality, to which several BYANB . auil f ttlf MS. seaoften I I "save it QIFei- f- - f' J U. t- Aboat Our Special Christinas Reginald McKenna: V"Tbe day good citizens." 11 come when the Mother Coun jy will take second place to Cfena- , :; BTJt-ETI- J( vM lCK.iTsAvgoKiOEf? CrET 1n nr ceo Y HE SAV Cm rwvn wmhw un.iwri isr I - ... t EHtDV anS gm srbM. and eowttpttkm. ADDLED AXIOM As the prig is bent, so is the tea-(Iigra. in New, Xork Daily News) . in a downtown newspaper office, hound Inclined. a 4elephone Janglpd. The ciy editor,, wise, in the ways of his craft, Another candidate for the Poison picked up the receiver. . drug- Ivy club is the absent-minde- d BuWilliami rW,tM0RC Ocrfii v-- Irtnc non-combat- hv? MATUitrS ": ce . " A seamstress is a necessity , in I most families. ' Without her, mother would never know what I w.as . going on in the neighbor- Reformers aren't the" only people jhood. V, ' engaged in uplift work. There are 11 Ps , and demanded that Bongstarter keep his wife In the dental ftoes tq which she ha been acc oktonv ed. j,Dont send this little lady back to the acuUery hs pleaded. Thowe fender hands wpre never made to Chauffeur a vacuum cleaner! Those glow ' lag orb were never meant to gaxe upan the sordid trag edy of a cold pork sausage eapiaing q a plate of frozen greaaei Ihoae fair treasas are much too beautiful so find their way Into the butter of each a mail as Bungstarter !" At this point, oourt was adjourned fur. the day, as the courtroom was knee will be condeep In tears, The case ' tinued tomorrow. . There' is no danger, of course, that' we will actually forat the war1. Yet already the details of it are getting a bit 'azy for some of us; already memory a beginning to play Lr ola trick on us, sottemng the harsh outlines of past vents and bathing unpleasant happenjRgs in a soft, rosy zht that makes them seem actually enioyable. m retrospect. thinks of the war, for j . When the average istance, what are his emotions r He thinks of the easy oncy that prevailed then. He thinks of the waving flags, him So often He thinks of the,, wave of idealism that vept the land in those days, under which the humblest citi-- n could feel that he was part of a great army of brothers. , iirail, the war doesn't seem' half, bad, in retrospect. man ; how does he feel about it? And the As like as not he, tco, has memories that, on the whole, e r.ot unptessant. The horror and the terror that were art of his life do not intrude themselves bo much nowadays. Iistead he rekicmbers the easy comradeship, the happy-go- kcky good fellowship of the army. He recalls the pongs he bed to sing, the mates with whom he drank and went on gay A. W. O. L. and capades, the times when he went gaily , in Paris. uded the M. This is as it should be. Yet today, the ninth anniversary f the war, is a good day for jogging out memories, for re- nnding ourselves that the war wasn t all skittles and beer. War is quite all that General Sherman said it is, and a usual inspection of one's memory of the days of 1917 and P18 will bear out that statement. The might recall the daily casualty lists, le worry and anxiety over absent loved ones; the unsightly pectaele of profiteers waxing faf on a situation that was Jringinggriefr and; destruction to a" of Jfrrotte: tho emation of mind and speech throughout this country, with il gpptenes fcr those who did not think as the majority bought ; the prices, so often rising faster tan wages and salaries rvse. :, And the soldier mieht recall well, he knows what scenes Y horror he can, turn his mind to, without our telling him. He m mcalL the mud the filth, the d officers, the lachine guns the shrapnel and the rest; and he knows that, ' wever nvaiiy tricks his memory may play on him, these Kings were not pleasant. : buch are the memories, we might stir up for today. And : mony thja .. e' . M'ltk teatiDMiny in the Bungstart- er divorce trial practically complet ed, Egbert Smailpoz, attorBcy for Minerva Bungstarter, nytde a 'stirring pie far ali ST -- BoUade) ur Courtroom "Weeps a Lawyer " .Pleads.' TlMPiAifiS U I. (A ratriotic aUck-baire- "ONLY A BIRD IN A GILDED '. CAGE" , .,.,-,:- frfe PU6rtroFMVSCWflFlC Armistice. Day , I -- DDNT SAT yo dont have to koot-hol- e af. taa peep through no is football game." "Any knot-hol- THE EriCCBE country lass was seated ' , correct On a gilded dining floor as If PRONOUNCE "gesture d sheik wbe ast With a with stress on 'Jea.' speUed "jes-t- DONT USE "duana" when you T "Would you like some cafe nolr? mean "dont know." . Her he plied Kith a filet mlgnon. ADAGE popularly aed but oftaa , Also chicken a la King. "Live weU, kve long" Bat she spurned bis bold advances misquoted: was "Who wU loves, long lives," And to him these words did sing: as DuEartaa wrote H in hU "Pi-vin-e ' ' Weakeo and Workes," centurS'Visi'Dr'e. '' ies ago, v I car not for your furrin food,. T I will not soil my plate . With Frenchy stuff. I am a gat Who takes her fodder straight) I care not Jor your fUeta, Cafes, or ortolan, I am a L'. . A. girl IkMmli! ef lumreas kH imit , . And I want my muIHgan!, StBt tk Hf. miJd an putr vtsMe How file. ' - A can , I keep my husband from eating with a knife? Worried. ,Try replacing his knife with a il'.' UAict' MAS ULEP OUT AS BEIAlca ' Afi ILLEGAL , . ) Howdy folks! A married ana Is eetdoa capUia ef his eouL Hef hKhy if he is a dockhaad. pear Provocation II! JUSTICE, BV . ,. (Copyrieht,'-132T- !i:.youj,KNGUsn " M4 . EUECTiod BOARP ' - " Buy carefuUy, who has K - .' Art Shannoav aa--th- A millionaire WE HAVS HoMorep wrftt --frlc MISSION -- fo UTFORM VoO,"trlAf VbU WERE CFftOMLVj -- ' 3.oo'...r-j sandwich. OUU UgAKDINCa; HOUS- E- Diuluesa office, &5; Society If porter, 107; Editorial do not receive your paper before C p. a. telephone : ' L and a eony ill fe delivered to your residence . Ttlepbouei ooma, 12u8. j cv le ma savc the cilujm of the deereaae ro Xmeci-ca- a Boe White a aoootiny. Trapping aad branding h&i proved that a covey at 4ue.il. fcavmg louad a taf. .:t:. i mile to Burrtrand his Battle Creek. Mich., loves the pu-p- ie martin. , 80 b setjput "hundreds of the sort of houses the purple mactio delights to rent sad they were all occupied. could baraty v.ni a tlx, ail summer whole eatate; martins square made dinner of an of them. ahot-gua- NatnralwU are kegianinf U Published by the Herald Corporation, E. C Rodger, president, at 9 Bo. 1st W. St, Prevoi UUh, dally. Entered ai aecoud-clas- a Battel t the postofflcs U Praia, Ctft& Alewbey of the. United, frees assodfr-Son- , KEA Service, Palo Editorial Service, and the James 0. Bcrlpps wpapew.),..-.?T V;-- clerk, who puis .minced ham in the capsule and quinine in the star first close eating place with reasona able immunity from dogt and mifi remain on the. spot Indefinitely, raising crood after brood among themselves. The trapping abova thai there Is a very great ex " . . cess of males. 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