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Show 1 "rTT'iT':,!ri . PROVO EVENING HERALD, FRIDAY, JANUARY 7, 1927 HERliri THEEVENING fUUiSgED Bt 1HK BESAID w t CORPORATION . -- 7 . -. trwfl dcntfd to tta tost famerents aa tn jaewipcpfeT I Ctah asty,rjtab iMtfng agricultural and Industrial sectioav I - : i Asr Army, mea jtrvavat anaa. iv : , Eleven Argentine tomboys bad rw ieffrrh,-- ka tk vajm wa Carte a t)1 check !tbc4r to ohf ASSOCIATION JEXTIKPRISB rbja rinig good efeap gua before diu-Urkio- g pruRrn KEW8PAPEB ... riMNu, wuaaen prvneBt lega,. tbe ct Bat ke arer aeaated fer to caw a MiiiBEH, CMTKD PRI3S ASSOCIATION port of Xw lurk. . l'-- . . ., ; ; Tbe ij;bt dul tkere, you know, the PubUahod U aa teUbUabd ft 12Z la i W56; ak-weekly daily Ta yoouf Proro aua w tba aa forjet tbarge f3 a lias for 'ginger. Ale, r Wast street, Provo, CUh every . mention . countless other uii)g, and Que krald bulldiaV 60 Boutb-JTrara 'A a'lKt He " not aonie day,.'.-"v' carrier Ptoto, In, 8 fuld lb boy be mailt tu U tb boa- indax Burming. Ieliverd by chances. , Saturday, splendid ,f Jflat lttd aa not .; ..' ik VWw. TUerard. Greta. Ptwv Beach, and Pleasant Ylew. AU eon lltat , . ... ' Old JTlaa wonld ,T V.. aay -M. nature theold be eaad at klnta of ktw forty-tw- o Tdephw Oft, dortor, r do' want pro feasor advocate a Boy : BcnmjwiB jdark,, tblalerfr we're . meet lug on tlie saljwt of revklng U BiaiaLr trio ta Utah. Ptoto. -at second elaaa tba Entered M poetofflee H by, a homiuN Doruir; bad aa it tniKht a foreign debta. We'U be looking up But.talat . a prof east about Jan 1. ol206 flae ilac rlna and MBvaBifRt" lltorhU Rtioma, Telethon Buy r "But, doner, I don't want tt ' ...107 V aftTartor. Telephone Wc'U b able ta aee and talk titer. I doa t want baby. put a Ua pyrlone -cane lone one acrooa. ... M to ataea Office Telephone tbe ocean within ten years, runt a pup." aay, . TERMS. OR fiLBSd&lPTION was wrecked and ays a acientiKf. Vacations are gettoe ting harder and harder ta take. v blowed sway i ; dirtred by carrier, per month rUoiiey didn't talk as murb Wben tbe torsa waa nasspil' .......HJW mtaie hwiI who have It," ttatt-- Le Ureted by carrier, per year, la advance ....SSAO Hoy OLtKiO. W gtod aroaud How; bps bere, son," with a cbw- t lUnsred hi asaUU Utah county, per y?sr, "t advance ;, ' -- --V fuLjciiiL. tent Bteuca, ouUto CUh'rOouaty, ur-yat- t ""THveredTB nan at " " Tain't half no bad a it t Ok Finn bad found pi;hi 'a' tout tfi botcher of tbe ig Brrfty been Tbe state o' tiling be was bifrTed fn About as bad aa it coald been. . Wilford Perry says the xea son Confocius, Mongol; Christ, Jew; Lincoln, Nordic. These NVaro: CJB- dur Sim out o the twfeted coif t gaining raxb popularity If ire ote Ufaablagtott e named M being lh6 three greatest men in human history, luiuboH, atifl. heranfte men have to bave some schools of -the hundred hiirh tJ .thai rmnilii nf And Ufted t,rftfter his neck.' . ... W v inrao Judge: "Ho do yoo ipell thing to cbnae. . .. I 1 T II braised an cut What's m toe mo; ana, very uneiy, antry. wot a war-makAnd a slgbt to see; "''How do speM your ?U there a crtnolnal lawyer in young 4.ing,da the three smallest men in history, these ... ' Ha was ruined, but ; . " , bU town?" ufked the atrapeer, iople would nominate three : He aays, aayt be : "Yen," answered the WiceinniL Negro t "I don't upeelU it..' du With a weak look 'round and a tut I're been here forty years and uviuzauon is not at a sianasuu, wnen its youm mien It. we haven't proved It yet." unselfish service as true greatness, above' all other anutbednp rrla: half aa bad aa K mlftbt V "Tain'l ihe --- -Lawrence Bardluc aay wbta : . EDITfR8 KNOW EVERYTHING beenr , worm tnrmr it doemit tun i..J..'-:He wrote to tbe editor : - ''How ;U'V. ' Into a butterfy. Bui after alL Iff. ib tike of Finn can' I Keep postage stamps from Makes' tbla world, fit fVr tirW In. sticking ttrwther Whofl two rhfek'Hin pieet they at Wbeni days are drear, . The editora reply: "Boy 'cm v Andi skies are dark, one at a time.'' own will of his by marrycoaicU't jute as wtU It'a good to bear elligent but has already sh(51i a wtiy eorn. Nothing i original but sift.. xpota a4d mat bark . bphc i jjiuicoio (y me girt ne wjjii,c, ortimwt la tt - J-'S- .T'riB do-tw- . ad Ii' I vAE Atbjrf 'LJnV- - Got no- - siAtrtto vju vjES.l'. I VORteciri; HAiMttfJO.:: V'W "FIR HOME. IW SON I IVgow Ktp'A&rrrra shamed o er -- " i it l VNv4tbJ VMS. J ,i am' ,WVL06r( ;( HAD-fart- M vFt I aattr ... ' COER! ; , W ' i IP" ii . st tf fill . A PmrU caaiutx-nuah- l tut luto aa apple and found tb S2,(XI0,(IU0 UHKled lamoBd. It takes a woman to find out all about applet. . ....... ,- - By William Out Our Way II 1 ...... irWtod ilnnn A4 ..........HW r " 1 r er Itr atr yti B fnnio A . alaja ot r tesmett;" and, he may uniertake to iaisomething more vn were the royal decoration's, At' the close of his year 'of' burning for his father. ;; A tVioir twvmlc lnv father.' their Tia r 7 ..w w .v ...v.. fmnpmr a very.real sense. The cult of such love i&fcjssejwrrreligus iuTCuMt'san i tional creed based upon ahcestof-worship-''; Vice his lineage 2500 years back toward the gorilla, or Adam, you please, but modern Japan umitt his power decidedly Jis like bving father very much but considering him largely ornament, a situation against which a young and active i usually revolta with great vigor; and, Iwrhito Is likely y ' Tbe heard from, personally. . Jf v( t war-makers- .-. ! r '' fiflfn Wf--- .- j a Killers Are Smallest f rmhn ..... .,......;...... i-- WASHINGTON TUBBg : r f NOMT JPV sees we in V 14 (?o One On Him on-th- e CNWVINC C PARTIES ScACH -- K ""It is this devilish tauologyhaf". vproof reader looked him in the eye. i TANKING . . rfa; siii n'' TI : ssr There isn't one among us, male, female, old or young, but to get one fellow who would exhibit that he more-- than we do. The newspaper fellow who presents pfs feature" TYour Correct English" offered this : K"Doirt eay, T am ao thirsty' that I have drank a quart drunkl is better and correct." ; J' ater'Have and correct?' Hugh ! Might just aa well say jy" 'Better j,,rtia!. and female. "Drank' is all wrong. "Drunk' is all'cor-If yoii say a thing fa "better you imply that it cquld better yet and therp can't be anything better ithan the tr. BifJ juSt then, I That Te V KAiH GAV IM " PALM -- tMT SV MCA tOWtCC, MC. SALESMAN $AM BY SWAN Clr Perhaps He Reads Nights procoaunea that, owing to weakness, of evidence, he eniught that he would dismiss the charges ifgainst Aimee. ;.,)ct morning, he proclaimed that he would do no such thinjr. Tvjf The district attorney is a right good man-anperhaps, laid ni3 Jtsxbie that night, taking on spiritual courage anew, rebv. Turninc to Amos IX. 3 wo f inH G1I "And thousrh thev! hide themselves in the tnn of flArmpl T he search and takV them out thtaice ; and though they .be hid theW my' sight in the bottom of the sea. thence will I com- 1!rd the serpent, and he shall bite them." A Los Angeles lawyer doesn't read. the Bible much.with acquiring a good deal of respect for the law and the f thets; and, of the latter, Amos was one of the most inter- d, firUS THOSE. OOTX. BU5lK W HO e ! tLcfttftHT WotfKJ A r j "y,' Q y V J, O--- II rf r' su tnicATH oTy ' j.) rgV j - - e- ) ' Observations K 7 OS ri District Attorney Myer, at Los Angeles, one day recent- - m -- 1 Of IT UNCLE KITCHELL PIXLEY observes: "These poisonings rather indicate that one ailing of the Volstead is what the dentists call decayed teeth." . MODERN saw: 'tYou can't serve both God r Kilt lllot fVitt namA" inthe: Ranted Help column. E PAPERS SAY HROPi PRANaSAVAZZi rrAiv announces - VOOTH. . , COOL.O ' dS?lV M3UNG half BP6kR SWATS' hvm r i pOf&A- " ' TL. po ) oscar (, f elk . j r o l ? V A PI 1 iy ' Ji ( (IVi' . 'fy f. ... . lilij' -v r- WAT-A-S A Moose aw HO4AK A a ) " ) tozs IT COST Its MJM ?? . pRtcE. J ?r , - Y ll'ij',! I T " fEH ' 60 ' ' mu krmcc TV) rW0 cioft" OlkM9yl'o VAUCTi! ! tftoT .nW-TO- ft vOO GST HIM AM lNM,TiOM. TOO - 6l ByMartlir1 lV f I pj tOi.A. TO ttMD MSI A I Boy.'jsAMDOoTTOOTWt WVJtfT. TOKHJOr-XOOKMS- WOMT t AVJtLVVOM.oWS 'IK o W&IWT-WO- V). VJTOUVHWXtAtOM. 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