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Show PIPPLING : THE EVENINGHERALD .. fr ' . H. ffcirolbeeok 4.' N. Oiir.Mr KaBnuoii WALT MASON PERSISTENCE .'c - ''.l; ' J - .." ..... . . . .iirj!!yasaTyyr , . V -- . jk W. '! l"T 117 i com-idulB- ts t x - i - ' n.gr - ; . -- , WTfr - i i , - ; . -- One-ej-e- ' uw-- i9ft(T s . fe'! ut -- f", " . - "I give God three minutes to strike me dead," Mr. Shaw , "I am a very busy man." w ViIlfl Twia in nne phnrrh was showing God what a fine .opportunity he would make for a bolt from the heaven, in an thei-was quite a mnerent iorm 01 worsnip. other Grandma and grandpa sat in the choir box as of old about hnA hppn mnrr'wA for fortv-fiv- e vears fhiTv nA fconlo sang "Yes we shall gather at the river." There were tora ?n tViA pvpa inf miinv when one of the colden weddinir in a soft, plaintiff bari-a man of 83 years old, sang ehoristers, . r 111 ,ihh " tone live verses ot ine tseautuui lana. Appiause is not old sat down, his man when but the in church, that regular chili high, his eyes steady, the din 0$ handclapping swept up to the choir box. There" are many kinds fliBfpjfl Jn thwoild, jhe cheap, and the sincere, and many are the kinds of gods we worship. ' ye are free to choose our own; To read Doorkeeper Has DAILY LESSONS IN ENGLISH By Wf I. Gordon Real Formula For Keeping His Job once said, e : ' .. .. r Russell, Cd. , .i . . - . . i ! . . IS . -- i , 'f . . M - ' "No Fish In Ilerft" Tbo. smart things we nilpht bave said but didn't hare saved us many a friend. Choice 9x12 aq --- " - Barber Do you want a hair cut? By CHAItLES V. STEWAUT. NEA Service Writer. Mr. Next No, I want them ull ' efinuiesi IJdii't ' WASHINGTON 'jfii ( cay "this Ul do eouully an cut. Just in time for Spring housecleaning comes politician at the capltui if you uU well." Omit "us." -and Barber Any particular way, "sir? ,. k.iiv.:.-!OFTEN" hlnj whether his jioliilcs are this big display. Your wants are many At Sir. Next Tea, off. MISpnoxotNCED craflc or Itepulillcan. will Miiile ami Auif utiiile. , rrnr'Hiii both a' its this time and has been our aim to have on 1 answer : in 'ask," e as, lu 'nuy;-no- t un In Badlo critic said that the instru hand everything your heart' could desire in servant a 'Tae (if the j)i(iilc. "liion," Htwut mi (1h "ji " ' ments of a' certain ukulele orches sir. jUMt a wrvoiit of the people.': the way of things to beautify the home. , orri:. tra were out of tune. But how did That's Harry-- doorkwpcr uml lan. he find that out? meHxentfer of ' the house ways audi ifcUUW wiflL llmrtr 4roble i beeoming --motf 'A narry rarfcer, itKras,'ii 1,'v. Uhi wnitD STl'm hut poetry Is ns longer prevalent, e thnos anl it Iw v6i"n et fine of the symptoms, mjinnurs Mry. anythipg bnt the Hurry. I.m-- i u M . - TViniaiulMiTvniroj' wns.ilin i,s Ini icase our Vwiabulufv bv iila- - Jacob, rr.n-tt- f t irn-tbc ways and menus eon ! , WOrd each day. Today's u i,w . """ AW V ; 38 'years. Harry farm servci .' STABILIZE, tft'maka fliin. y k noted bond robber was caught wilt n Va it" ter. bist Week. He "went Tufd a' store to "Twenty years ago "few people" "dreamed of what present ivte-'- a j?ardhTffT)f-;tiip ' to stabilize the 'Whole Jbny some new - shoes a net they day automobile traffic would be and a still smaller number Sunshine I'olilics of to had the vision foresee the modern achievements the pinched him.: "Folks ennie-Jierv Ui vi,! " ,r automobile. ' Lyy f talk"!) a lot about bciiip H an was decades!' automobile Two an . ago the purchase of cans or DeinocrHts," nays Fl ur duiin; i nenra tyii was KiCKeo vpnt worthy of being chronicled in the newspaper. No trip h tbK'sn't mean the clci'cd mf.ii 9ff the football s?fjua(t ? an of any consequence in automobile escaped the eagle eye bers of Conffress flHhoiinl.-U- coil d. ! Jack : How so? of the newspaper, editor. was duly "written up" in his wit Unreason. "And pretty soon theyi John: He was fold to tackle the TRADE YOUR OLD CLEANER ' ; conie walking by all dressed up audi .' I'eiiiiiw IkhPl.iMiiiinl-tlobest style because it was news. , dummy abd he tackled the coach." venturesome people they tell somebody, 1 l.'SED to bavel shortaso an "eiecti-- ' n lui b'en there those early-day- s NEW ROYAL DURING By n. W.SOKE. . Lift. In Chicago appears to be who would Sftempt to drive to a town twenty, miles 'a way and that job right there.' .Mj poliiieg isl called off in .,ico City, Dist niid a siinsbiiie lie one to Rcat'er , THIS WONDERFUL OFFER just jict Crop Inspector. holdup after another. . back all, in the same day. It was a. common occurrence for just of the niojile All districts of Utah county have GalesliiirKi and I mi l Wf n a rif e ' the operators of horseloss carriages ot that day to brave bad servant ' ' chnmiiioiisiifu. Just the Mime, .some. James Ferguson, says they've got entered a weed campaign which is roads tfnd irate farmers whose horses ran away and demolish- nly job.' was born at Washington's' brave na'u may marrv her. Harry -ererything In the, modern home but hoped will be a wore permanent naed buggies ana v?agons, .: the family. ture than hag ever been attained e. home, Mt. Vernon, where his father 'f . The rising generation's jrrent p(i,Ii 1'oday there are almost twenty and a half million motor was a walchumn for many' years. fore. The campaign does not a.ini vehicles being operated in the United States. During 1925 Presidents, leaders in inntsress' lent is the cost of gas. i " A Happy World merely to prevent the further spread for 30 days can we automobiles jn use increased in number in every state of the and other rtistiiiiitilsheil iershn's we noticed little plensurcs of the pest, but to clean up coBi- Hf A e don't need an have been his friemly U tinion ext-ep- t the Ditrii t of Columbia. The automotive this wonderful offer '" pretely areas of minor" Infestation. , "W'e first-amon- g a Tf This drive is not, to be local, but it all business enterprises, based on He has 8veHini? fitmili.'H'ity wilit luMle.wrs wll the eni'iviy: ranks' quit e forgot oiir losses of a liberal allowance on your ' " ' And remembered the jiersonalities and of is state-widall onr gffins ; the value of its finishpd product. old electric cleaner regardless of Our big corn ' Stat Commissioner of Agricul two generations of public life and ino.t If .we- - looked for people's virtues , Verily, times do change. its condition or make, in the purhis memory for a'cunaintniict-swhen the weather' cbanges. And the ffl'ilts' refqse'd to see. ture Harden Bennion1 and H. - J. "' Khat a jh&ppy, comfortabje, cheerful Webb, state agricultural Inspector, chase of new Roy$l. We' like tlie barber best Who savs: The other day he Place this world wonjd be. have stimulated this drive anew this without 1 hesitntiou the rame lit a liiiiti 'who "! not- harTns thtn as mlttir year for they foresee a arelgd con Come in today. Get Royal. X returned after 1? years absence I'a, Willie's jabliUig me in the dition resulting If a systematic and will make housework a joy. It INTERESTED IH BUILDING? and the man had been merely ij coil intensive drive Is postponed for the eye with bis joke book. flNi IB pressman's secretary. Don't poke fun ut your brother. future. They have also proffered their .services and will pe glad to Willie, advised the stern, father. ' meet with farmers at meetings any ' ''' " 'Tis better to have lovtd h lmrt '' "" ' Once jsiets stood in the gutter and time they are notified such meet n 1 ?uv and lost than. never tajuuxlooked at. the stars; now they stand ings have been arranged - 4 lit; .j XA D-T-t,,1L" 8 u,ved All of the farm bureau locals of .The universal language R i on. the stars and took. in ' TJlTr'.I A L I L It,, DP , JL , a 1 " 1 ii I jf M , heartedly in this drive. Bishops of "The One friee House" -wardd, mayors of .cities and school teachers, are assisting in the IMib- : licity. The cotinty commission went on record Monday as favoring the move' nient, and wllLset the example by iR'stroying weeds on the highways. ELECTRIC CLEANER 'Railroad.' canal and "sugar com- Gets All the dirt by Air Alone pn Dies are likewise making arrangements to destroy the," weeds on their nn , nn.n... n.., . .iTColl., 4 Ei'''i-v,iv, VAAKlT-t .T, i7 properly.' It was" Wot tintif March of velop any green leaves. The leaves) exhausted and the plant perishes, 20, 1922, that the state board ' . manufacture the ,food that keeps t Kerosene, .oil, salt and sodium ar-agriculture declared wh I tet op , SirStber parts of the Senile tweed tiller) are not reeonvT Draba) a norlous and un yie roots and lawful weed. ' Since that time the plant alive. ' Therefore, if bo green mended except on laud that has no . weed campaign has become of con- leaves are aiiowea to aeveiop, tne agricultural value er oil roadways, siderable Importance. Some people. stored np food in the roots Is finally! along fence lines and ditch banks. not familiar with the T ."' weed.! should become familiar Everyone we with this weed so that it could be more inteiligeiiee. W'lth fought Whitetop belongs to the mustard family, being closely related to pep per grass' and consequently Is hot. peppery' and1 distasteful to animals. Best- is a perennial, which means that. It , it is propogated by running root stocks as well as by numerous seeds and, lives over fronj, year to year. v.: , i 4 This Is the earliest of all our peren. : ; niala an4 In many sections of the bloom. In full country is ..already The seed will be ripened long before the first crop is ready to cut The state law against noxious weeds is of litle avail If public sen The major timent Is not behind ity of the communities are volun tary living the law by practicing 5 .. good farming methods and by co operative efforts In public meetings. . demonstrations, etc. 759 . . The state of agriculture and the . Agricultural College advocaU clean cultivation at the best and most (Offices' located directly aliov 1,'tah Power A Light Co.) . I ' AM COTS A HE rnnetrcal . method , of ,t eradication. ; 151 A. SPEAll, President 114 0. B. IIALL Secretary a of rid of one sure CAlhiT The VMU$SE.f? 8E getting way BoT, UAvsD,,jT down J weed to the tops1 the keep OM S COOKl4' l IMBY so thoroughly that they cannot de- -' tt-h- Ii-h- A. A 1 jb '0 ". pO 1.1 U Axminster Rugs it littt' Misn-.i.i.Eu-Hiiwai- Ik) ; !!M.lBMiJfjJl jwas,jiiil.iiHlfc-i -- - . rd th-i- In Twenty Years " Rugs, Linojeum and Draperies. In. Beautiful Patterns, Splendid Quality and Very Low Prices are the Features of this Unusual. Spring Of fering. . dra-maticd- ; , Big Spring Rug and Drapery - ' Display Continues to May 8th . - i " 1 Dixon-Tayl- o - - i , us.-i.- " One-eye- y I !' J uvM.iM ed sights ft,SHJ.M ili.IEUj.,... . . FIGHT ON VEED e IS STARTED IN .' . i - Jn UTAHCOUNTY " c It wefftw Don't Miss It :ue;; ON A 1 i.,.. t slill-ijlo- . . f ur -- ONLY crop-hnr'- - ".- WW mm iMfiU jiVI pWTT -- iU- rif!'y W I - mm t A '".N. I I - - '.. -- " a - Jl jjLXRO JfXrtw&ffifP& p nvy'lcffJiA a Co. II . OVR WAY BY WILLIAMS - mam 1 ROYAL iilWZJl IF liliM S- O- When planning for your NEW HOME or the IMPROVEMENT of shall your PRESENT JIOME take pleasure in advising with you,, as to the: Most Desirable Building Plan TotatCost and Plan For Payment : WW XM? vi.T'M-,MAvNM- : Ilk- . M (Le-pidiii- " FLOUR " the HUSLER'S UNITY PATENT FLOUR ,v-- r tit r tim- - Is Always the Best it W $Q45 PATENT FLOUR, cwt. ' 'Room. Free Delivery Roundy Bldg. PROVO, UTAH , Phone 1 I a SPECIAL! Use - HOME BUILDING COMPANY, INC. V : e one-ey- , T. b V. ! IT ' Ileariug tb description, "He Is Iniineraed in the profoundity ot bis own vaenlty," a eonteniorary aj that t Just what U ban lieen think Jng U alone alwut iut of ms-- U k ' a J'1 ' - The OFFICE CAT ! d The home Chimneysweeps - is always the kale; needing tirelessjnanager, he keeps Insistent on my .... ....;...i....U.. ..i..O'ty he begs, , implores, Jbeseeches, weeps, and eprings (rail; la ttt EstabUsUed M a weekly in 1856; at daily U 1922. KPublliiedAVaWllnff mourful tale. Long einee J read about the Home, a thing knows;;' V 'J f" ( i thuiit b. CI ukuu ii j; 4iu a nuiiuina. ouuiu tun iuvcu ikthiu "'v, www VPt T ttrts to ; my. por lxnmp-7rcomb, for roubles lygan 'that's I could spare; I said, with pleasure in my dome, "I'm glad rrtTjiy, rm. Provo hrnch, and Pletu&t View. All 'VJaeyr lkv View, so dumb they think a vacuum 95. Vhau-Teonca. be at do ihotild unmade Telephone ahare. send bones to the manager ten nature itf IU with , my cleaner is a thing to clean vacuum may hush the groans of alloyed delight, and haply-thisome and rainbow's 83 gorpoor wight, bring the rrir0 Tfejihonfe Business 107 I sent ten bucks and "Don't you thinis lung huir makes geous tones to his despairing Editorial Koows, Teiotw then 1 turned to other helpiul plans; I Bent sohi'e guilders, a uiau look intellectual?" , I i i IfcKMS Of SUBSCRIPTION Home Rans; "It deinds. My wife lxmtn a . , t hardly earned, to Homes for Also i. telirere hj carrier, pet ontb .. . H-fans.; And most loiiil hair 4m my coat Kleeve jester. tWiTered b earrier. Cer rear, in advance by me was spurned, I canned no hand-o3.fl0 of them my largess took, and thankful smiles displayed; DeliTered by Mail ta Utah otty. per year, in adranca (. day, aiid i looked a perfect Delivered by atd la (Juited Slutes, outside L'tab eouoty, per year, In wrote my name down in a book as one who made the they .uu i . . to ...... f i r. . v. ............ ... ; s". id vanoH Our neluli1.r Tiaaj dog. that is grade, and did hot bother me, gadzook, with pleas for furhowling Miccesfi. later tban be In d niuat ther aid. 'The Hortfe for iwue is difccrreut All adTrtialnf copy tor tbf Chimneysweeps " ferent from these ; the manager, he daily heaps Ms pamU o'clock, a. m. Most of us can n aervant' his. phlets on my knees ; ho follows ..me y lopes and leaps, and working for us ; our bare Ml, savini;n. wheeze. his "The is roof and we plaintive leaking springs The Contrast f thousand to need ten our sow ras wpairs; plow ground and No Fl.sliiiic Here. Two churches break into the day '3 news, "They are both 5rt nneoo r.ifw Thev offer two messaires to the world. And the seed we need a team of mures; oh, hand us out more! With rel and rod and hook and and thus relieve our cares." He sends me let- line 'what different messages they arei In one church Sinclair chickenfeed, -- I trie telt grajniiJmjieeds-five-hun--terjL every jjajyiiOerida t e down beneath a nlKn I4H?riovelist,-takesH- he pulplf- c- Jifreemmewn to pay for spinach seed and yams, to paint a dred That read: "Na Fishing Here." plunks w uou eunc ana out nia waicn )enment by taKing aeiying 1 fitilied from early morn till buy a dray,- and imM some colter dams. , Thus lim dead inten rofiiutes. "Here's a lovely chance for God fhed and too ,. night oft, I wist, make kindly people sore, and make But do not charities ;o show what he' can do," declared the author. But didn't get a'single bile, 7 man of to is" the no more resolve ; fist an it open error give Then dimmed that sign with all magine Mr. Lewis has done something new or original. . to perist till ne becomes a bore. ' . my might George Bernard Shaw did it much better, much more it i ,.... ;....i.........rnblUhef Editor hr I ' MEltBEB NEWSPAPER ENTERPRISE ASSOCIATION ' MEMBEH I'NITED PKESS ASiiOCIATlONV - . Tir.IELY EDITORIALS WASHINGTON NEWS - I i t . v:RHYMEg An Independent Newspaper : V EDITORIAL PA NEWS FEATURES PRESS COMMENT ? " THE EVENING HERALD, FRIDAY, APRIL 301926. TWO. ' f?ARS ThAkj'wiS City Feed Store fOSfe..' OS N. Univ. Ave. JJJ8. Phone ft |